Diablo Destruction
Chapter 2379 The tragic Gott and the witty old horse
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Not only Hans and the others, but also I was almost moved to tears. It was not easy. Aleus finally made a friend.
"What on earth is going on with these people?" Seeing our exaggerated reactions, Beya was speechless. She felt as if she had fallen into a huge conspiracy trap and became suspicious.
Are you talking to me? Aleus tilted his head, thought carefully, and suddenly blurted out: "What a mess!"
In the excitement and cheers, we fell to the ground again.
"It's unmistakable. You were definitely ordered by idiot Wu to tease me, right." Beiya gritted her teeth and laughed angrily.
"It's not like that." I gave up again and again, but this time no matter how I explained, Beiya was unwilling to listen. It seemed that she had been teased by me too many times and was very wary.
In the end, I gritted my teeth and had no choice but to use my trump card.
"Anyway, you see, although Arius is not very good at talking, she is a very interesting person."
After making this strange introduction, I lifted up the cloak and hat on Arius's head as if nothing had happened. In an instant, this little rotten girl with slow words and deeds immediately turned into an assassin with long fiery red hair and sharp eyes. girl.
If I put the cloak and hat back on...
In the blink of an eye, Aleus became the timid little rotten girl Aleus again.
"Oh oh oh!" Beya was stunned, her round eyes widened as if she had seen an alien.
It’s no wonder that she is the best. Arius’s one-click face-changing ability is really amazing. His temperament and expression when he puts on the hat and when he lifts the hat are completely two people. I also had a lot of fun at the beginning because of this... cough Ahem, no, I was very surprised because of this.
"Look, she didn't notice her changes. She is really an idiot. Now do you believe that what she just said was unintentional?"
"Yeah, I kind of believe it." Faced with my well-founded words, Beiya was completely convinced, saying that it was just a subconscious act of arrogance.
"Can...can you give me a try?"
"casual."
So Beja came up carefully, took off Aleus's hat, put it on, took it off, put it on, and repeated it. The more he played, the more surprised he became, and the more he played, the happier he was, just like me before... Ahem, no. , I mean, as surprised as I was at the beginning.
Aleus didn't notice his changes at all. He just kept wondering why these people like to play with their hats so much. Well, let them play as much as they like if they find it fun. They are really a bunch of weirdos. They are just as weird as the teacher. Her expression clearly revealed this meaning.
Wait, since when did I become a weirdo? !
"I'm sorry, Hans, I have to use this trick as a last resort." Looking back, I apologized to Aleus's brother, I burst into tears and couldn't help myself.
"I know, I know brother Wu, you have tried your best, I won't blame you." Hans couldn't stop crying, desperately wiping his tears and nose.
"Besides the ability to change faces, is there anything else you're good at?"
Over there, the relationship between Beja and Arius seems to be heating up. Perhaps because she is an idiot, Beja can vaguely understand Arius's four-character mantra and many incorrect dialogues.
"Hmph, Aleus, there is a band." Hearing this, the little rotten girl proudly puffed out her chest, because she looked like she had small breasts due to the cloak she was wearing. Perhaps it was precisely because of this that Beiya agreed with her even more.
But I can only say, Beja, you have underestimated the concealing ability of her cloak. If you make friends with Aleus just for this reason, you will definitely cry in the future. If it is justice, Aleus' The value of justice is probably not much worse than that of the little ghost. Don't ask me why I know that.
"Oh, band?"
Beya's eyes lit up. As an elf, she must be very interested in elegant things like poetry and music. Of course, I don't know if she can do it. Speaking of which, I haven't seen this girl playing a musical instrument or playing a musical instrument. Could it be that I am really bad at singing, and I dare not show it in front of me, the Galaxy Singer... no, the Galaxy Singer? Hmm, the possibility is very high.
"That's right, the band, Aleus is the saxophone and the accordion." Aleus was also a little excited. It is the most common mentality for people to share their favorite things with others and get their approval.
That's right, that's it, use the sound of your soul to calm Beiya and capture her in one breath!
"Arleus, it's time to go." Seeing Arleus put on the saxophone and was about to take action, I looked at him with relief and encouragement, but at this moment, Hans and the others screamed in tragic gestures with tears running down their faces. They all rushed forward and stopped Aleus with all their skills.
"No, Hannah, even if we can't be friends, we can't have evil intentions to kill the other person." Hans, as the older brother, said seriously.
What and what? This is...
"I can't help it, but Aleus has other things he's good at." His saxophone was taken away by his brother. Aleus was very unhappy, but in order to successfully make friends, she also worked hard, so she thought about it. Thinking about it, he immediately took out something else.
"I am very good at writing books. Do you want to read them?"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but but but also taking me to grab Aleus's book.
"Teacher, you can't wait, want to see it?" Seeing my actions, Aleus clasped his hands together, his eyes were shining, and he was filled with an inexplicable sense of happiness.
Looking at Aleus and then at Beja, I nodded my head with tears in my eyes.
"Then, give it to the teacher, but apart from that, Aleus can't take out anything else." Aleus said happily, but a little troubled.
"Hans, I don't think Arius is suitable for making friends." On the other side, I knelt down on the ground, and Hans, who was in the same posture, washed his face with tears, and the blood and tears continued, as if in just a few minutes Time has gone through the vicissitudes of the world.
"I...I think so too. It's better not to force Hannah in the future."
"Seconded."
"Don't worry, even if Hannah can't make friends, won't we still take care of her?"
"Yes, as long as we work harder, we might be able to make up for the gap in Hannah's desire for friendship."
"How to make up for it? How about I sacrifice myself and dress up as a woman to be Aleus's friend?" Barr thought about it seriously and said seriously.
Everyone imagined in their minds the scene of Barr putting on a girl's skirt and posing, spraying rice at the same time, and immediately beat this guy up.
"Go away, I would rather Hannah not make friends than let her see a pervert!" Hans gritted his teeth.
No, I think Arius is already a pervert... Seeing the ferocious girl-control expression on Hans's face, I just dared to say these words bubbling in my heart.
Everyone talked a lot, and finally came to a conclusion. Aleus's plan to find a hundred children was temporarily suspended.
Then, many people came one after another, such as the sheep, mule, and chicken team led by Gott, who barged in carelessly, but was arrested and imprisoned by Master Horadric because Gott was only wearing a pair of animal skin underwear. Yes, the charge is immoral.
To be honest, I really want him to stay in there for a few days and don't want to let him out easily.
"Hahahaha, what an accident, what an accident." I made a special trip to the prison to bail him out. The gorilla was still smiling heartily, as if he had experienced a brand new life.
"Didn't I hear, brother Wu, that the Horadric tribe lacked fabrics due to millennia of siege and could only use animal skins to make clothes? That's why they put on such clothes, thinking that the Horadric people would be more familiar with them. , I didn’t expect them to arrest me without saying a word.”
"The question is, how many years have they been out of trouble?" I asked expressionlessly.
"Ale? Well, I forgot about it." After thinking about it, the gorilla simply gave up the treatment.
"Okay, just pretend you forgot." I paused and pointed at Mishan, who was looking around with a serious face, as if he was looking for a place to relieve himself, and Khan, who was constantly doing the eighth set of radio gymnastics for primary school students.
"How about at least wearing as much as them?"
Mishan was wearing a tight animal skin mail armor, Khan was wearing an animal skin battle skirt, half of his chest was exposed, and looking at Gaut, he was only wearing a pair of animal skin underwear.
No matter how you look at it, the one in the front is a middle-class person, the one in the middle is an idiot, and the one in the back is a pervert.
"What are you talking about, brother Wu, have you forgotten our common dream of running freely by the river? Things like clothes are just shackles that bind our souls and thoughts!"
Gott suddenly burst into tears and loudly expressed his perverted views.
That... guard, I regretted it. I'd better send this guy back to prison and keep him there until the wedding is over.
After taking a few deep breaths, I resisted the urge to carry this guy back to the cell. I patted Gott's shoulder hard and said with a smile: "Then, please restrain your soul and mind, and be sure to wear it." Put on the yoke.”
Probably frightened by my expression, the Gorilla remained silent and nodded blankly.
Really, without Sister Lina, this orangutan started to act recklessly without anyone taking care of it.
"By the way, where is Sister Lina?"
"She is busy these days and can't come. She asked me to come over." Gao Te seemed to have finally remembered his tigress, and shrank his neck, not daring to be presumptuous anymore.
"By the way, Akara, Kane and the others probably won't be able to come either, but they will try their best to come before brother Wu's wedding in the Horadric tribe of the first world."
"Is that so...wait a minute, who will be the representative of the alliance?" I suddenly realized something was wrong.
"Oh, what, can't you?" Just at this moment, a clear and familiar voice came from behind. Looking back, it was Hagas, the leader of the Second World Alliance.
"It turns out to be Elder Hagas, of course." I was stunned for a moment, and then nodded quickly. This guy is a student of Akara, in other words, he is a big fox, and he cannot be offended easily.
"Idiot Gott, how is Lina? As a soldier commander in the first world, is she too big and underqualified? Hagas stepped forward with a smile on her face and said hello to Gott. He looked familiar, then turned around and looked at me carefully with his shining eyes.
"To be honest, I'm quite surprised. I didn't expect Kleisina to be so anxious. I heard that you did some good things in the third world. Is that so?"
"What do you mean I did something good again? It has nothing to do with me, okay?" I shouted that I was wronged. If this word got out, I wouldn't be able to clean it up even if I jumped into the twin seas.
"I also heard what Lina said, saying that Brother Wu, you are making a big splash in the third world again. Please tell me quickly and carefully." Gaote was also excited.
"The reason is... Look, there are sheep flying in the sky!"
"What? Where?" The sheep, mule, and chicken team suddenly looked up, and I took the opportunity to run away.
"Wait, brother Wu, if you don't make it clear today, I will chase you." Gaut shouted that he had been fooled, and quickly led his animal team to chase him, but he was stopped by the Horadric soldiers after only a few steps.
"You, yes, that's you. His Highness the Prince has just released you. Why, in the blink of an eye, you are only wearing a pair of underwear again. This time, you want to run naked in public. Come on, I won't let you go no matter what this time."
Several spears and staffs locked Gott tightly, making him want to cry without tears. Oops, he forgot to put on his clothes.
Fortunately, Gao Te is not stupid after all. With a straight face, he really has some power (director).
"This is a misunderstanding. Brothers of the Horadric tribe. If you don't believe it, Elder Hagas, the head of the Second World Alliance, can vouch for me."
Impressed by the majestic face of the Gothic gorilla, the soldiers turned around and looked, right? The nun next to him who was smiling and looking like a mature and beautiful woman was none other than Elder Haggas.
Just when the soldiers were about to put down their weapons, Hagas's smiling face suddenly became stern.
"Sorry, I don't know this guy, I just happened to pass by."
"You guy, you still dare to lie to us. Even His Highness the Prince will not be able to bail you out easily this time!" The soldiers suddenly became furious and darkened. Several spears kept poking Gaote's asshole at a distance. He presses away.
"Hagas, you tricked me!!!" Gaut's scream came from a distance.
"I'm sorry, this is Lina's order. If you show any signs of mischief again, I will send you to the cell without hesitation. It will be easier now." Clapping her hands, Hagas rushed to Khan and Mishan. The man smiled softly, which made the two people's hair stand on end.
"Go pick up Gott tomorrow morning and let him spend a night in the cell reflecting."
After saying that, the beautiful woman in a simple nun's uniform left with light and dignified steps.
Hey, where's Gorilla? He is not someone who gives up easily, so I thought of several plans to get rid of him.
Looking back, Gott seemed to suddenly disappear and disappeared without a trace. I thought about it in confusion. Anyway, this gorilla has such vitality and tenacity that I don't need to pay attention to him.
"Boss Wu, Boss Wu!!!"
Hey, this sound is..." Turning around, I looked overjoyed.
Isn’t this a few Malagbi?
"Hey, you guys are here too?" I waved and walked up to him with a smile.
"Of course, why don't you come to Mr. Wu's wedding? I heard that there was a big commotion in the third world and it was very popular. It's a pity that we can't go together and see it with our own eyes." The old horse crackled for a while as soon as he came up.
"Has it all been spread?" I was shocked. Akara knew it, Sister Lina and Gorilla knew it, and Hagas knew it. I was not surprised at all. After all, they are the top leaders of the alliance, but Lao Ma and the others also knew it. Okay, how many days has it been? When did news from the third world spread so quickly?
"In recent years, there have been more and more things about the Third World." Seeing my puzzled look, Kurt explained from the sidelines.
Oh I got it.
After thinking about it for a moment, I understood the intention of Akara and the others. As the research on the positioning scroll became better and better, the alliance probably wanted to gradually release the news about the third world and make it no longer so mysterious. Maybe where can I wait? One day, the [legendary] third world adventurer will be able to return to the first and second worlds.
"After we heard about you, Boss Fan, from other people, we immediately rushed back from the experience and have been waiting. We were afraid of missing your wedding ceremony in the first and second worlds. As expected, we waited. Why? So, be smart."
Lao Ma said, rubbing his nose, feeling a little proud.
"You are the most witty." I laughed and patted Lao Ma and Kurt on the shoulders.
"By the way, Boss Fan, have you heard any news about Sister Lucia recently?" After a pause, Lao Ma suddenly asked carefully. Not only Kurt, but also the white wolf who had been silent all pricked up his ears.
"No, she should still be in the test."
"I thought Fanlao would have more reliable news. It's been half a year. What's going on with Sister Lucia? Why hasn't she come out?" Seeing me shaking my head, the frustration on the three people's faces could not be concealed.
"Well, after the wedding ceremony between Tia and I is over, if there are no other tasks, I will go to the fox tribe." After thinking about it, I said firmly.
"Take us with you too!" Lao Ma and the other three said immediately.
"Okay, let's go together then." I thought for a while, the fox people in the first world are not dragons and tigers' dens, so it doesn't matter if I bring them with me. No, it seems to be dragons and tigers' dens to me. Thinking of those fox-men male, it's so painful Qiu Shen's face made me tremble in my heart.
"By the way, Lal has something to tell you. Let me pass it on to you." After deciding on the matter, Lao Ma suddenly said hesitantly.
"What are you talking about?" I was stunned and felt a little guilty.
"He's still one step away. He can't come to the second world. Come and see for yourself. Let me send you a message. Be careful. If I'm sorry for Sarah, I'll beat you up." After saying that, in order to vividly portray the image, Lao Ma also did A biting movement.
"Don't worry, how could it be possible, haha..." I shrank my neck and laughed.
To be fair, I understand the complexity and anger in Lal's heart. As a daughter-in-law, if I see my daughter's husband running away to marry other women every now and then, it would be weird if I don't kill him. No, in Before that, any man who dares to approach my precious daughter with evil intentions shall be damned!
. . . r1152
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