Diablo Destruction

The wedding statue, which is more than ten meters high, is made of pure copper. Its appearance is smooth and round, flawless, and lifelike. Not to mention Tia, even I bumped into the face of a mortal who fainted from crying in the toilet. They can all be clearly identified, and people will know at a glance, oh, this is the male elder in the cloak.

The posture of the statue is that Tia and I are both standing, facing each other at close range, holding hands. Because Tia is one point shorter than me, her chin is slightly raised, and her eyes are facing each other. This small movement makes it seem as if You can see the longing in her eyes. If you look closely, you will see that the bodies of the two people are not standing straight, but slightly tilted towards each other. The angle of tilt may be less than 1 degree. If you don't look carefully, you can't see it at all. Not coming out.

And this subtle movement, in the eyes of those who saw it, turned into a movement that the two seemed to be gradually getting closer and wanting to kiss. Combined with Dia's slightly upward gaze of yearning, it couldn't be more perfect.

These details cast by top artists, coupled with the meaning of this statue, can make people think of this message at a glance - this is when Tia and I got married, Under the reading of witnesses and in the eyes of everyone, they held hands and signed the oath kiss the moment before.

Perfect, simply too perfect. Although Tia and I selected this statue from hundreds of drawings, I already knew its shape. But the actual effect cannot be shown no matter how exquisite the drawings are.

I won’t talk about the two black history statues on the Paper Mill and Sky Tribe, even. The statue in front of me is even more perfect than the statues of Altolia and I in Wedding Town. This comparison is not in terms of details or sophistication. But it gives people a kind of imaginative beauty.

I guess not only Thakron is going crazy, but also the elven masters. The art they are proud of is not magical at all since it has been compared to the Horadric clan.

Looking up at this statue representing me and Tia, I subconsciously glanced at Tia next to me, as if I had a tacit understanding, and she happened to look over. We looked at each other for a long time, and we both saw happiness and contentment in each other's eyes.

"Fanfan, you must look like this statue every day from now on." Girl Tia coquettishly said to me in a low voice.

"Are you sure?" I teased, looking at her with a weird look on purpose.

“It’s okay to have a good morning kiss every day, like this statue, pause at the beginning of the kiss and then end it.”

"How could it not matter? Fanfan is too bullying." Girl Tia was angry, regardless of her quiet and elegant dress. He stretched out his small fist and hit me a few times, and then showed a bright smile. He was really a girl who could not be angry for more than three seconds.

Think about it. She decisively went back on her word: "Change, every day we have to go further than this statue."

"Oh, is this enough? Just a good morning kiss every day. It turns out that my Tia is so easy to raise." I looked at her with a narrower look.

"Humph, you're bullying me. I won't talk to Fanfan anymore."

The little girl knew that there was a trap in these words. If she refuted it, she would definitely be asked strange questions such as "Are you going to do something deeper besides kissing?" and "What is it?", so she was smart. He decisively chose to cut off the topic, even so. Two pink clouds still appeared on her beautiful face.

"Smart." I leaned forward and pinched Tia's shy face.

"Uh-huh." The little girl hummed proudly. Suddenly, her eyes became more shy, and a layer of charming water quickly appeared in her eyes. Her sweet and soft voice made my bones tremble, and she meowed softly in an alluring voice like a kitten.

"Fanfan~~~"

Um? My eyes met with Tia's, and I instantly understood what she meant.

At such a close distance, coupled with the atmosphere of the statue on the side, the little girl has forgotten the crowd of onlookers and fell into a sweet world of selflessness. Now she is asking for a kiss coquettishly.

what to do? Kissing under the bright gaze of tens of thousands of people was extremely humiliating, but how could I let Tia down?

After a pause of less than a tenth of a second, I lowered my head slightly and kissed Tia's cherry lips gently.

The entire square was silent for a second or two, and it seemed that no one expected that Tia and I would suddenly make such an intimate move.

But then, thundering cheers rang out.

On the wedding day, at the foot of the wedding statue that was about to kiss the vows, the kiss between the male and female protagonists became the most complete interpretation of the statue.

This scene is so perfect and touching, it is deeply imprinted in everyone's mind and will never be forgotten.

A tsunami of cheers woke up Tia and I who were trapped in a world between two people. This little girl learned to be shy and hid in my arms and did not dare to come out, which made everyone laugh for a while.

Of course, the happiest person was Kressina. She smiled and nodded at this scene.

Yes, yes, that's it, create more unforgettable memories and let this wedding be deeply imprinted in everyone's heart.

Although in a historical sense, it can never be compared with that wedding in the third world, it does not mean that it cannot be surpassed in other aspects. For example, Kleisina now wants to give this wedding and this statue With more representative meaning, this statue will become a symbol of witnessing love in the future.

To put it simply, she is trying to steal the wedding dress town's business.

The wedding ceremony ended with a perfect kiss between Dia and I, followed by the celebrations. Originally, I thought that Kressina would hold a grand performance, allowing all the audience to see the uniqueness of the Horadric wedding. style.

Unexpectedly, Kleisina chose a "free" performance and celebration similar to that in the third world. With the capabilities of the Horadric tribe in the second world, they should be able to do more than this. I think this should be Kleisina A kind of compromise, no matter what, we must leave some room for Thakron. After all, everyone's original intention is for the prosperity of the Horadric clan. It looks like competition, but it’s actually a win-win situation.

Then at sunset, there is a customary international dinner. This time I wasn't so lucky. I didn't know many people in the third world. Those seniors, except for a few disrespectful guys, would not bully me as a little druid. Yes, don’t believe it, I am talking about you, Tulakov and Shashik, you two are the only ones Thinking about it made me drunk.

Second world. There are a lot of acquaintances, and they don’t have the senior mentality of third world adventurers, especially Rickenhans and Maggot. As the saying goes, a fellow countryman meets a fellow countryman and shoots him in the back. The more familiar they become, the more interesting it becomes. In short, one word describes it as bitter, two words describes it as very bitter, and three words describes it as extremely bitter.

Except for these acquaintances. There is also a threat from the Horadric clan, who married their princess, and they still got three big bowls. That's not too much, right?

Although many people were in awe of me because I was actually just a handyman elder and did not dare to come forward, but there were also some who were brave enough or came under the influence of alcohol. It was difficult to deal with these people. bitter.

Then...then Tia stood up and helped me drink all the wine in one go, which shocked everyone.

Tia's drinking capacity is not that of being drunk after a thousand drinks, which is incomparable to that of my king. But it's definitely not bad, at least it's much better than me. After showing off her heroic desert girl spirit, this little girl didn't follow the script at all. He immediately fell drunkenly into my arms and refused to leave.

You promised to hold me up until the end of the dinner?

I have no choice but to summon the secret weapon Bisi prepared for me at this time. I glanced at the sinister eyes of Lao Ma and the others, and I sneered in my heart. Stupid humans, watch me crush you scum with my IQ. Scum.

He quietly obtained a wine bottle, hid it behind his back, and secretly poured the non-drunken wine made by Bisi into the bottle using a very covert method.

A certain druid who was carrying out the conspiracy had forgotten the bloody lesson of the mantis stalking the cicada and the oriole behind him. Someone had already guessed his intention. A small black shadow quietly came behind him, seemingly not noticing that a certain druid was carrying out the conspiracy. The druid's small action actually secretly took out two wine bottles, one empty and one full.

The empty one caught the wine secretly poured by a certain druid, and the full one poured it into the empty bottle in the hand of a certain druid instead of the poured wine.

With such exquisite control, when the wine in a druid's hand was poured out, the black shadow also poured out the wine in his hand at the same moment, holding the full wine bottle in his other hand and leaving as if nothing had happened.

Little did I know that the wine bottle behind me had been replaced by a civet cat for a prince. My plot succeeded and I was so proud that my tiger body trembled and my eyes were stern, revealing the look of a king who embraces all the nine provinces, looks at the mountains and rivers, and cares about the world. Who dares to compete with him? momentum.

Just in time, Benzina ran headlong into the king's dragnet. With a cold smile on her lips, a faint glance, a slight flick of her arm, and a powerful step in her step, I stood in front of Benzina.

"Does this strong man dare to raise a glass to the moon and drink from a pot with me?"

Ho ho ho, Ben Zina, let us have a good fight!

"..."

Princess Nana was also stunned by the foolishness of this stupid and arrogant druid, and for a moment she even forgot about her duty to complain.

This stupid monkey definitely didn't take any medicine today. I've seen people seeking death, but I've never seen people seeking death so confidently and complacently.

Glancing out of the corner of her eye, behind a certain druid, the petite black figure just now was gesturing towards her. Princess Nana nodded imperceptibly and raised a bottle of wine that had been placed next to her at some point.

"It's not impossible to drink with the stupid monkey, but I have a condition."

"What are the conditions?" I looked at Ben Zina warily, and tightly protected the bottle of wine in my hand. This bottle of wine is my biggest support, just like a dragon robe. Without this dragon robe, I am just a drinker. Passerby A, so there’s no way you can try to steal my drink.

"..."

Doesn't such an obvious action clearly tell others that there is something wrong with this bottle of wine? Ben Zina was speechless again.

"Don't worry, I won't try to get your drink. I just want you to hold your nose and drink it."

"Is it really that simple?" I was suspicious.

"Forget it if you don't come."

"Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming. It sounds like I haven't had a drink with you yet. Come on, let's have a drink and let all our grudges go away."

No matter how hard you think about it, there is no harm in pinching your nose. I quickly stopped Ben Zina, who was about to leave, and held the wine in one hand, laughing gloomily in my heart.

snort. A cup of empty grudges? The hatred between me and you, a ten-thousand-year-old doll, is so great that even if the water of the Twin Seas turns into wine. Even if I drink it dry, it won’t dissipate the hatred in my heart that I have been left with by your vicious words for countless times.

Carrying this deep hatred, I can still toast with Ben Zina with a warm smile on my face, as if I have really resolved the hatred in my heart. I am really a pure man with deep intentions and deep sins.

Holding the wine bottle in one hand and holding my nose in the other, I gave Ben Zina the most harmless smile to show my sincerity. He put the bottle into his mouth, lifted the bottom of the bottle, and drank the whole bottle in one breath.

Hahahaha, whether I’m drunk or not, I’m not drunk at all. The boss will give me another bottle. I’m going to be in a different state today.

Hey, wait, there seems to be something wrong with this taste.

Although Bisi's biggest dream in winemaking is to surpass the Elf Sark Crystal Wine, which is known as the best wine in the world. In order to surpass, you must first imitate, so for a long time, the taste of Bisnang's wine was somewhat similar to that of Sarco Cristal. I understand this.

But it's totally wrong. This is not a similar taste at all, it is simply the taste and texture of Sac Cristal! ! !

For a moment, I was in a dark trance and my brain was in chaos. It was as if at this moment, my soul traveled back to the wedding with Altolia a few years ago, and it was the same experience of drinking an entire bottle of Sac Crystal wine in one breath.

Same at the wedding, same wine, same event. The two seemed to overlap, and I couldn't tell the difference between reality and illusion.

wrong. In the end, it was the same experience that made me unable to distinguish reality from fiction, or it was this bottle of wine. I can't figure it out anymore. I only know that the Benzina in front of me and everything I saw suddenly pulled out heavy afterimages, my vision was blurred, and the sky and the earth were like rollers, constantly rotating. , upside down, top-heavy, and has completely lost its center of gravity.

The moment before my vision was completely blurred, I saw this scene.

Countless beauties in front of me were all looking at me with victorious smiles on their faces, slightly raising their white swan-like beauty, taking a sip gracefully and calmly, and then rushed towards me with an unprecedented and playful expression. I blinked lightly, stuck out my tongue, and said something.

"If you're not drunk, stay here."

I should have been impressed by the huge contrast in her expression, but at this moment, I only had one sad and angry thought in my mind.

I've been plotted again!

Al, why do you say "again"?

Immediately afterwards, my brain was spinning violently, and I couldn't bear it any longer. Amidst the many exclamations, my eyes went black and I fainted, which was countless times more painful than Diya.

When I woke up again, I was startled by a severe headache.

"It hurts, it hurts...bastard, that bastard Ben Zina actually plotted against me. No, she couldn't have done it alone. There must be an accomplice. Who is it? I know, it must be Beiya."

The severe headache actually made me sober for a moment, and I suddenly guessed the whole story, and I couldn't help but get angry.

This damn girl, what is the grudge between me and her? Why did she keep plotting against me? Isn't it just that she took off her underwear twice... Well, thinking about it this way, it seems that our grudge is a little bit big.

When did I change my wine to Cristal Sac? Damn it, wait, no, I know Cristal Sac, although for my drinking capacity, I almost pour it out as soon as I smell it. That’s why this book The reason why Na wanted me to hold my nose and drink.

But the biggest advantage of this wine is that after getting drunk, you will never get hungover and dizzy. What is the reason for my severe headache?

Subconsciously, I stretched out my hand and touched a smooth, round head. My hair stood on end at that moment, and I jumped three feet high from lying down.

"Ghost ah ah ah!!!"

"The journey is tiring, and the day is empty!" Then, the head hanging on the head made a vague voice that I was all too familiar with.

To be continued)