Diablo Destruction

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"Where is this place? Why did you show up all of a sudden?" My biggest advantage is to speak directly when I think about it. Of course, occasionally there will be times when my mouth is faster than my brain, and I will seek death more than once or twice.

"Xiaofan, your brain is really going out of control."

The little ghost touched my head tenderly with pity in his eyes, and a holy and warm light exuded from his back. It seemed to have turned into a pair of snow-white wings, like a compassionate saint... No, this girl is a saint, although she has never been a saint. Instead, she did all the things that saints should not do.

"It's not fun to repeat the same topic twice in the same day."

"This is the case under normal circumstances, but I feel that Xiaofan's decline in IQ has become serious enough that it must be emphasized again and again." The little ghost said with his hands on his hips, confidently and proudly.

"..." Why do I have to be complained about everywhere I go? What's going on in this collapsed world?

"Okay, you have stressed it again and again, now how about you tell me where this is and why you appeared? I remember that I was tricked by Ben Zina at my wedding to Tia."

Rubbing my temples, I slowly recalled the last scene before I fell drunk. Ben Zina's hateful victorious smile still clearly appeared in my mind, making me gnash my teeth just thinking about it.

"Oh? How dare that idiot doll be so arrogant and bully Xiaofan without my permission?" The little ghost raised his chin proudly.

"Don't think that she will still be bullied by you. She has turned around now. She is no longer the pathetic necklace you chewed on, or that doll body. Tsk, tsk, tsk, that defense, that recovery ability. I think you His teeth are of no use to her anymore."

I rolled my eyes, and my plan started from my heart. I simply instigated a fight between the little ghost and Ben Zina. I watched the show on the sidelines, ate some melon seeds, drank some tea, etc. It was very comfortable.

When Princess Wannian was first rescued, she could only live in the necklace because she had no body. During that time. The nicknames of Princess Wannian and Benzina have not yet been given. I call her Princess Necklace. During that time, she was still trying to imitate the tone of artificial intelligence to hide her inner uneasiness about the extremely strange world after 30,000 years. Lonely and fearful, during that time, she was still under the food chain of the little ghost and was oppressed by the little ghost.

The most important thing is that she was not so venomous during that time. What happened during this period were physical and chemical fission, fusion, mutation, love, depravity, darkness, evolution, or other unpredictable changes. Only then would this guy's temperament change drastically. He would not abandon his artificial intelligence tone and evolve into a BBK puppet with a poisonous tongue.

so horrible. A person can become like this in just a few years. This is simply taking the growth path of a little ghost and adding a crazy mode.

"Ah woo~~~ (I bite)!"

"Ouch, you little guy, why are you biting all of a sudden?" The severe pain caused by the bite force made me jump up, hold the little ghost hanging on my shoulders in my arms, and pat her pert buttocks. .

"Because Xiao Fan is ignoring people." After a pause, the little saint looked at me with suspicion: "And she seems to be saying bad things about me in her heart."

"..." This is such a keen intuition. In terms of sixth sense, the little ghost is indeed at the level of a saint.

"What did you say just now? By the way. It's the doll princess. Do you remember how miserable she was in front of you before? Now she's so arrogant after finding her body. She must be taught a lesson."

I remembered my original purpose and continued to fan the flames.

"No." The little ghost simply refused.

"Why?" I knelt down. Will I die if I show off my IQ and become the mastermind behind the scenes?

"From the shiny and delicious necklace to that look, I no longer have the appetite to bite it." The little ghost gave her valid reason.

Tsk, have you lost your appetite? It is indeed an irrefutable reason. Are you going to eat the shiny necklace?

"Wait, no, you really enjoyed the bite."

"That's because in the world, apart from the shining gems, I only like to bite Xiaofan. How about, feel honored. It doesn't matter if you cry when you are moved."

I actually cried.

It seems that I can’t expect this biting ghost to use the terrifying suppression of the food chain to avenge me. Anyway, real men never rely on others, and it is more fulfilling to defeat powerful enemies by yourself. Wait, it seems like I One of the most important and fundamental issues has been ignored.

"Where is this place? Why are you here?!" He angrily flipped the coffee table in his mind, and the topic turned around and went back to the beginning.

"Repeating the same topic twice on the same day is not fun at all." The little ghost directly copied and pasted my words.

"Don't worry about whether it's fun or not, please answer me quickly, please, Holy Lady." I was almost shed tears of blood because of the complaints.

"This is a question that I would like to ask Xiaofan. Could it be that he really lost his memory after drinking and can't remember anything? Isn't this your own dream realm, Xiaofan?"

Hey, the realm of dreams?

I looked around subconsciously, right? The surrounding area is completely white, just like the beginning of the world. Isn't it the initial form of the dream realm before I have developed my imagination?

It turns out that this is the realm of dreams, so it’s not surprising that the little ghost appears here.

But, then the question is, why did I enter the dream realm.

Opening the dream realm requires a lot of mental energy. So far, not to mention my body form, even the cosplay bear with the world's peak combat power cannot open the dream realm because of the different routes he takes. Monsters in the realm realm. Neither can the Moon Wolf Witch.

Well, having said so much, what I want to express is actually the same meaning. Only in the form of the Saint Moon Wolf can the realm of dreams be opened.

In other words...that is to say...after I fell drunk, something happened, and then I turned into the Holy Moon Wolf?

The thought of this possibility... was wrong. It's not a possibility, it's an inevitability. At that time, I wanted to tie myself up and sink to the bottom of the Twin Seas.

Can not be done. I can't give up on myself yet, it's not time to give up yet. The most critical question now is, when did I transform, and was anyone else aware of it?

Thinking of this, I felt smoke coming out of my butt. I couldn't sit still anymore and wanted to leave the dream realm to see what happened.

"Calm down, calm down, Xiaofan. Wouldn't it be useless for you to go out now?" At this time, the little ghost comforted him with an outsider's mentality.

That's right. If I've been exposed, I wake up from the dream realm, and there happens to be a large group of people watching in admiration. It's so refreshing, so shameful. Just imagining it in my mind makes me want to go back to my hometown and get married right away. .

If I hadn't been exposed, I wouldn't be in a hurry to go out now. In short, waking up immediately will not be able to undo any mistakes. Instead, you may fall into the shameful predicament of "caught in bed".

After calming down and thinking a few times, I sighed. The buttocks that had just been raised sat down again.

"Then what should I do?"

"Lang Sha, please talk to this saint." The little ghost said as if it was something I should do.

"Yes, yes, as long as the Holy Lady shows mercy."

Thinking that I had indeed neglected the little ghost during this period, and hardly spent time with her except in the realm of dreams, I felt a little guilty. However, this was also related to the fact that the little ghost was busy tinkering with her new toy. That's what it is, it's sacred and so on... In short, it's the same thing as a Rubik's Cube. It is a mass-produced artifact among the Angel Clan, judging from Master Wu’s generous attitude when giving it away. I guess there should be no less than ten such magic cube artifacts in the Angel Clan. I’ll ask Aiwaer another day... No, it will remind her of the dark history of being torn apart by me.

"It was Xiao Fan's fault in the first place. As long as there are no flaws in what Xiao Fan said, how could this saint complain?"

The little ghost said coquettishly, and her white body flew over lightly. Before anyone arrived, she coquettishly stretched out her hand to me for a hug, like a babbling child, staggering like a parent's arms.

"Then how tired are you talking?" I rolled my eyes, crossed my legs, stretched out my hand to pull the little ghost into my arms, and used the posture that the little saint usually liked, just like a gorilla mother, holding her petite and soft The whole body is gently held in the arms.

First, let me see if this little saint is wearing underwear...but I was bitten as soon as the idea came up.

"Peeping into the inner world is forbidden!" I shouted quickly.

The little ghost pursed his lips angrily at me: "It's Xiaofan's expression that's too obvious, he's squinting."

"I'm doing this for your own good. Look, which girl doesn't wear underwear?"

The tough saintess said fiercely: "When you bully this saintess, knowing that this saintess is not wearing underwear makes you even more excited."

I:"……"

Ahem, cough, cough, this question is too in-depth and difficult to explain. Let’s continue with another one.

The little ghost hasn't been coquettish with me like this for a long time. As soon as she got into my arms, her little mouth was busy saying nothing. After a while, she talked about how her magic weapon Rubik's Cube was going and how she wanted to wait for the magical power to be achieved. Who can take advantage of the situation?

After a while, she mentioned that the number of Saint Diamonds she controlled had increased and their strength had become stronger. She threatened that even if the little ghost came out of the second Heavenly Fox test, she would still let her know who was the real Saint and what Heavenly Demon was. Fox Saint, that is just an evil way.

After a while, she blamed me, a knight, for not being loyal enough during this period. I didn't pour her tea and water to warm her bed. I gently took a few mouthfuls on my arms and neck like a kitten licking her, and so on.

Perhaps because she was too excited, the little saint couldn't bear the sleepiness more than usual. She felt sleepy while talking. After a while, her voice became smaller and smaller, and finally her voice became the sound of a soft sleep.

I held the sleeping little ghost in my arms more gently, feeling warm in my heart. Gradually, I seemed to be infected by the sleepiness of the little ghost, and I dozed off, and my eyes closed unconsciously.

I am the first person to actually sleep in a dream.

It's natural to feel more tired when you wake up. It takes a lot of mental energy to maintain the dream state. Sleeping in the dream state is as luxurious as driving a plane on the highway.

No, I actually fell asleep without any news. Where is the little ghost? Where's Tia?

The little ghost is still in my arms, curled up in my arms like a sleeping kitten and sleeping soundly. It is normal for this little saint to sleep for three to five days.

I can't sleep with her in the realm of dreams, no matter what. Only then did he coax the sleepy little ghost back, and then immediately canceled the dream realm. Wake up carefully.

"Woohoo~~Fanfan... so big... so soft... so comfortable..." Just as my five senses were awakening, I heard such a sound in my ears, which made me feel a heavy blow without realizing it.

When I opened my eyes and raised my head, the first thing I saw was little girl Tia, lying in my arms. To be precise, she was in the arms of Saint Yue Xianlang. I was sleeping soundly on my pillow, the only thing I didn't want to see in the world, and my face was subconsciously rubbing against it from time to time. The murmuring sound just now came from her mouth.

Why did I have to suffer such a blow just after waking up? What did I do wrong?

After moving my body, I suddenly froze and was stunned.

It seems... it seems... probably... Tia is not the only one on the bed? Something was pressing against my leg.

What's going on? Who dared to break into Tia and I's wedding room?

I tried my best to raise my head while maintaining my lying position without waking Tia. His eyes finally crossed Tia's body and saw the guy pressing on his legs, and he was immediately speechless.

Right. I should have guessed that other than this girl, who else could be so ignorant, arrogant and unscrupulous.

Beiya, who was curled up with a corner of the quilt, was sleeping soundly on my lap, with drooling at the corner of her mouth, leaving a small wet mark on the snow-white solemn robe of Saint Yue Xian Lang.

This stupid elf princess.

I rubbed my temples with a headache, and turned my eyes again. This time, I was completely frightened.

Benzina. Ben Zina actually lay beside the bed, like a family member taking care of the patient. She was also asleep, and next to her was Ai Wa'er, also lying on the bed. There is still a hint of unwillingness on the sleeping angel's face. Is it because he failed to win over Tia and Beja's relationship?

Yaoshou, what happened last night? I actually realized the legendary 4p in a daze?

The doubts in my heart made me unable to calmly wait for Tia to wake up naturally. After thinking about it, I decided to cancel the transformation first.

With a pop, Tia's head sank, and the super soft [pillow] suddenly turned into a hard [bed board]. This huge change woke her up from her sleep.

"Yeah... Fanfan, good morning." The little girl was drowsily asleep, but she still seemed to remember the statue from yesterday in her mind. She subconsciously pursed her lips and asked me for a good morning kiss.

I quickly kissed her on the lips, then picked up Tia, who was still half asleep, and pointed at the series of "accomplishments" around me and asked, dumbfounded.

"What happened last night and what happened to these people?"

"Hmm... let me think about it?" Seeing these uninvited guests, Tia was calmer than I thought... No, it would be better to say that she was not surprised at all. She nodded her chin in confusion and thought. After a while, she clapped her hands.

"Oh, I remember."

"Yeah, Tia is the best, tell me quickly, what happened last night?"

Compared with these ignorant girls around me who have inexplicably been accused of Lily's foursome, I am actually more concerned about whether my transformation was exposed last night.

"Yesterday Fanfan got drunk first."

"Then what?"

"Then wake up."

"What's next?" I yelled, because I didn't have this memory in my mind at all, and I must still be drunk.

"Fanfan woke up and was still very drunk. He found Miss Alius and wanted to join forces with her to perform a show for everyone."

"I see." I smiled deeply. It seemed that even when I was drunk, I still remembered my identity as a singer, the light music section I created, and the senior member of the light music section - Soul Saxophone. Hands of Arleus.

"Then Miss Arius was secretly hidden."

Hidden? In other words, forced? Who is it, who is trying to stop my great performance from the light music department!

"Fanfan, who couldn't find anyone, decided to come to power alone."

Well, even though Arleus is missing, I am a bit less colorful, but I am not bad at all. After all, I am the number one singer in the universe and the galaxy.

"Seeing that it was no longer possible to stop Fanfan, in order not to expose Fanfan's identity, Jeluka decided to give Fanfan a transformation medicine, so that no one would know who was performing on the stage."

My face changed drastically. Was it the transformation medicine made by the old man Farah? What a mess, why can't my identity be revealed? why why why?

"In the end, Fanfan didn't do it. He said that there was no need for the transformation medicine. I can transform myself. He muttered some strange words that even our mages couldn't understand. Aiken, oops and so on."

It should be i~can, i~up, I can do it, I can do it.

I covered my face in extreme shame, it was over, my moral integrity was at stake this time.

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