Diablo Destruction
Chapter 2447: Turn on desert island mode?
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What happened after that was simple, yes, it was very simple. The little fox was scolded by Mamajia as expected, and even me, a [foreign adult] who originally thought that the other party would not dare to scold him casually, was also severely punished.
The little fox and I looked at each other, with only one word left on our faces: miserable.
However, although we were scolded miserably, we felt quite warm in our hearts. Mamaga’s scoldings were full of care and concern, just like her own family members scolding their own family members. It made people feel that she was a very humane and emotional person. In fact, such a person is not very suitable to be the leader of a clan, but the fox tribe is not a huge race. The combined population of the three worlds is only about three to five million. For such a race, it may be important. Emotional leaders will be more popular.
For some reason, even though Mamaga was just scolding me through the magic communication, the little fox and I were sitting upright, bowing our heads to be taught, as if she was knocking my head right in front of us. After more than ten minutes, suddenly, the communicator The sound was replaced by a hiss.
"Huh~~~~~~" We all let out a long sigh of relief and looked at each other with a smile.
"It's miserable."
"Yeah, it's so miserable. Seeing that you, the villain, are suffering together, I won't punish you extra."
"So you really plan to pass on your pain to me." I looked shocked.
"Uh-huh, this is what happens if you offend me." The little fox looked like this. That's called pride. I almost had the words "The sky is big and the earth is big, and this Tianhu is the biggest" written on my face. I couldn't bear it when I saw it. I jumped on it, took several bites, and started playing around. Later, I realized that I was showing affection again.
"This can't go on like this."
"Yeah, the ancestors are going crazy."
"By the way, what's going on with this thing? Why did it suddenly break? Although the timing of the break was good." I picked up the compass-shaped magic communicator. Look left and right.
"After all, this is the second attempt. Although with its help, the call time has been extended a lot, there are still many shortcomings." The little fox explained.
"That's true. Speaking of which, when did your magic skills become so high?" I suddenly remembered that the little fox had been playing around for a while. I even made a magic circle and my balls suddenly hurt.
Assassins...can't say they don't understand magic. In fact, there is a saying in the Dark Continent. The earliest assassins were separated from the mage profession, but that is a legend after all, and even if it is true, after so many years, the two professions have long been distinct. Even if the assassin’s trap system involves magic, it is still more It's not a Druid who can't be better than a snake oil.
"Humph, do you know it now?" The little fox said proudly, wagging his tail.
"That's not really true. I knew you were very powerful before, but now I know that you are still that powerful." I flattered you without hesitation, which made the little fox's chin raise a few more angles.
"I am studying very hard, Tianhu, and I am extremely talented."
I was not boasting at all. I suddenly thought of the bookshelf at Little Fox’s house, which was half the size of a library. The books in it were surprisingly serious. They were all very serious historical biographies, analyzed by scholars, and other than that In addition, there are books on magic. It is no exaggeration to say that this little sky fox is knowledgeable and knowledgeable about ancient times and the present.
The result is that the Holy Lady of the Sky Fox, who looks so charming, has natural brows, and can seduce men with just one glance and a smile, turned out to be a novice in love when I first met her.
"What weird things are you thinking about again? Tell me quickly."
Seeing me showing an expression that reminded me of the past, the little fox's sixth sense seemed to have been touched. He stared at me, swung his tail, and kept slapping me back and forth. The force was not very strong, so it was just right for a massage.
I showed an expression of enjoyment, but I couldn't tell the truth: "Of course I'm recalling your heroic deeds back then, Lady Heavenly Fox Saint."
"Huh, you can tell it's a lie at first glance." The little fox said that my sugar-coated bullets were poisonous.
"Forget it, let's try to contact Grandma Mamaga later. I blame you for being such a bad guy. It would be great if we could contact Grandma Mamaga earlier. Maybe she can solve our current problem."
"The question of happiness?" I asked with a smile.
"Go to hell." The little fox blushed and swept his tail over. This time he was not gentle.
"Then what should we do now? Do we still need to continue the test?" I looked at the shelter, which was only about 30 square meters, and estimated how long it could last.
"Of course, but the pace should be slower. Once every five days, food and water should be enough."
As a househusband, I checked the inventory and nodded: "I just need to use salt sparingly."
"This won't work. Let's speed up the pace." The little fox looked grim, as if the end of the world had come. Even if he failed repeatedly in the test, he had never seen her so sad.
"Putting aside the pace, isn't there any other way to deal with the increasingly angry ancestors?"
"It's not impossible. Anger will make them lose some of their remaining rationality and thinking ability. Although they become more dangerous, they also have more flaws."
"So, you just tried it again and again, and that's why you got hurt all over your body?"
"Do you think this Tianhu has been making rapid progress these days without using his brain?" The little fox came around behind me and suddenly stretched out his hand to squeeze my temples, as if to say, this Tianhu is not a fool like you. , my mind is so blocked.
"Hearing what you said, I suddenly felt more hopeful." I grabbed the little fox's hand, put it in my arms, and kissed it hard.
"In other words, you didn't have any hope for me before?" The shy little fox keenly discovered the flaw in my words.
"Yeah, you can't do it without me by your side. You can't do anything." I imitated the little ghost's tone, feeling very proud of myself.
"Let me see how thick-skinned you are, a bad guy."
"Okay, as a courtesy, I'll touch it to see how tender your face is."
"Big pervert!"
Oh no, it feels like as they talk, the happiness of the two of them is filled up again unconsciously. Is it really okay to continue like this? The ancestors of Sky Fox during the test might be weeping blood.
Mamaga didn’t keep us waiting too long, and after one day, she came back with a vengeance. It took a lot of effort. This time we were in contact for nearly half an hour before we were disconnected. During this period, the little fox entered the test again, but still failed.
He said he wasn't nervous. Have confidence. It doesn't matter. In fact, she was quite anxious. In order to find more loopholes, she probably took a lot of risks. The injury was more serious than before, and he passed out not long after he came out.
While the little fox was still unconscious and sleeping, Mamaga once again connected the communication with great strength. In the past few days, watching the little fox fiddle, I have learned a little bit. After all, this druid is a technical person in the original world. My otaku, although my magic talent is terrible, how can I lose to the locals in this kind of black technology magic communicator?
"Grandma Mamaga, Lucia is still sleeping. She went to take another test yesterday...yesterday." After connecting the communication, facing Mamaga's inquiry, I hesitated for a moment and said in a deep voice.
"Did you fail again?" Mamaga heard a hint of uneasiness in my heavy voice and sighed slightly.
"Yes."
"Wu, what do you think?"
"It's not that I don't believe Lucia, it's just that the current situation is too unfair to her, and this situation was caused by me."
"No, this was my mistake. I didn't expect it to be like this. Your existence would actually irritate the Sky Fox ancestors. It was my mistake." Mamajia took the initiative to take the blame.
"Grandma Mamaga, now is not the time to discuss who is right and who is wrong. I feel that the current test has completely exceeded the normal acceptable range. Lucia's injuries are getting worse every time. Although she said she has found a flaw, but……"
After a moment of silence, Mamajia guessed what I meant: "How big is Rong Sheng... left?"
"It's only the size of a room. I estimate that I can last up to seven or eight times."
"Do you know how to be afraid?" Mamaga smiled, her laughter was very heavy.
"Grandma Mamaga, who is not afraid of death? What's more, she's afraid of dying not in battle, but in such inexplicable things." I also smiled, with a bitter twist at the corner of my mouth. Maybe Mamaga opposite, The expression on his face at this time was the same as mine.
"Maybe... there is some way to get you out of the test." Mamaga hesitated for a moment and said.
"Where's Lucia?"
"As a person undergoing the test, she was given special care. Unless she completed the test, she would not be able to come out."
"Grandma Mamaga, I appreciate your kindness, but I am more afraid of losing Lucia."
"Is this really good? Maybe if you come out, Lucia will be able to calm down and accept the test more focused, and the Sky Fox ancestors will also calm down."
"Even so, I still can't leave. There are only a few opportunities left. How can I leave Lucia behind? Moreover, will those Sky Fox ancestors really calm down because of this?"
I can't comment. For example, if I punch you and then disappear from your sight, you will immediately calm down and no longer be angry?
"Oh, I knew you would say that."
"Sorry, Grandma Mamaga, forgive me for being willful."
"You two, you really have no sense of crisis at all, and you don't take your own lives seriously at all."
Mamaga couldn't help complaining that in several communications, she could not hear a trace of fear and panic about facing death from the voices of these two people.
"Yes, why?" I said the answer in my heart, because the little fox was by my side.
"So, what are you going to do now?" Mamaga finally got back to the topic.
"I know nothing about the Sky Fox test. Even if I want to help Lucia, I don't know how to help. I hope Grandma Mamaga can help me think of a way to let Lucia and I take the test together. Since it is more difficult So many, if we add one more person, it won’t be considered a foul, right?”
"This...there has never been a precedent like this."
"No does not mean impossible. There has never been a precedent for a second person to enter the Tianhu test. Isn't it broken now?"
"Dear Wu, this is much harder than letting you enter the Tianhu test."
"I know, so I can only ask you to do your best."
There was another moment of silence, and after a while, Mamaga's voice came: "Let's try our best, it needs some time, and so do you two. Try to control the frequency of Lucia's tests. Don't worry about food and water. We are already thinking of ways to see if we can put it to the test."
"Sorry to trouble you." My face felt hot. When I came in, I confidently claimed that doing so would kill two birds with one stone. It would solve the food and water crisis for the little foxes and save Mamaga and the others from worries. I didn’t expect it to end. You still have to keep worrying about this. It feels like the cowhide has been blown.
"It's not a bother at all. As long as you and Lucia are okay, even if we have to fight with our old bones, we will keep you safe."
"If nothing happens, maybe Lucia and I will spend half our lives in this small shelter." Feeling that the atmosphere was a bit solemn, I made a little joke to liven it up.
"Listening to your tone, you are so happy." Mamajia smiled, as if treating a naughty junior, her voice was full of indulgence and helplessness.
"Isn't it great? The foxes are all opposed to me and Lucia being together. If we are forced to be locked up here, maybe one day when we get out of trouble, our children will be able to walk. In this way, they will no longer have an excuse to stop me. Let’s go with Lucia.”
"The idea is indeed good, and the feasibility is worthy of evaluation. It's just that we old ladies won't let you get what you want."
"I hope so."
"Don't worry, we will try our best to find a way. We old guys are not dead yet, how can we let you die first? Don't worry Lucia."
Hearing Mamajia say these words, my eyes felt a little sad, and I was moved and blamed myself for causing a lot of trouble to these old people.
"I will take good care of Lucia. Grandma Mamaga, just rest assured."
"I'm not worried about this. I'm just worried that you will take too much care of her and make Lucia fat."
After chatting for a few words and completely breaking the heavy atmosphere just now, the magic communicator began to make strange noises again, and was forced to interrupt after a while.
What a pity. I still want to wait for the little fox to wake up and let her talk to Mamaga. This little sky fox is too arrogant towards me, and what I say is not as effective as Mamaga.
Finally, when I raised my head, I saw the little fox's shining eyes, right in front of me, staring at me unblinkingly.
"When...you woke up?"
"Guess." The little fox winked playfully, smiling brightly, but I clearly felt a chill.
"If you guess correctly, can you spare me?" I held a trace of luck.
"What a beautiful idea, the bad guy will die!" the little fox shouted, threw me to the ground, opened his mouth and bit me.
"What did you say to Grandma Mamaga while I was asleep? You bad guy, pervert, you are unforgivable!"
"I didn't say anything, I really didn't say anything!" I'll be lenient if I confess, and I'll keep this sentence in mind even if I'm beaten to death.
"You haven't said anything yet? Give birth to children here. When you go out, your children will be able to walk. Look what stupid things you said to Grandma Mamaga. Who wants to have children with a fool like you?" The little fox As he spoke, his face turned red first.
"Seriously." I turned over and hugged her, gently holding the soft fox ears in my mouth, smelling the alluring fragrance.
"If we are really locked up here and can't get out, do you want a son first or a daughter first?"
"Son... daughter..." The little fox was confused for a moment and thought about it subconsciously. After a few seconds, he suddenly realized it and spread his teeth in his arms.
"If you don't do it, I won't give birth to you!"
"It's not up to you. You only have the right to choose to have a boy or a girl...well, maybe not."
"Bah, it's a beautiful thought. Just try your best to go there alone."
The little fox was so ashamed that she broke away from my arms, made a face at me, lit a campfire quickly, and prepared to cook. After sleeping all day, she was already hungry, and her weak body was in urgent need of replenishment.
"You should take advantage of the opportunity to be tough." I chuckled. I haven't had any close encounters with the little fox in the past few days because I'm afraid it will affect her test. If it is confirmed that she can't leave for the time being, she must consider living here. After a period of time, it will come naturally and only sex will be left.
You said that if a man and a woman live together in the same room, they have already had an affair. Can the law stop us? At that time, it will be day and night, without shame or impatience. Either I will bully the little fox to tears, or she will turn on the three-tail mode and squeeze me into a slag...
Hey, wait, no, in this way, the probability of Tianhu Qingshang, which was originally zero, will skyrocket!
I was thinking with pain and joy, but unexpectedly a bone flew over and hit my unruly head. When I raised my head, I saw the little fox staring at me.
"What are you still thinking about? Come here quickly, salt on you."
"..." Well, this salty fox is short of sodium chloride again.
"You heard what Mamaga said just now, right? Recently... it's best to temporarily stop the test and let them think of a solution."
"I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it." The little fox covered his ears and tried to cover his ears.
After a while, she sighed softly, and her fox ears drooped softly.
"I know, it's just... I'm just not willing to do it."
Seeing the little fox biting her lips, I was speechless. This little sky fox is extremely competitive. Under the cover of its arrogant and charming attributes, there is also a arrogance in her heart that is not inferior to Artoria. I want her to behave like this. It was like giving in and being patient. Her inner discomfort was far more than just unwillingness...
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