Diablo Destruction

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"That's true. When we came back just now, Juliet was still singing a lullaby to Brother Wu who was already asleep. ○"

When I came back just now... I looked at the sky outside. It was already evening and it was getting dark. Although it gets dark early in this snowy mountain environment, there is a limit to how early it is. I came back and fell asleep at noon. , In this calculation, Juliet sang lullabies to me for at least four hours.

This, this, this...this makes me feel so embarrassed.

"Sorry, I was negligent. I thought Juliet would stop when she fell asleep, but I didn't expect that she would keep singing." For this, I can only sincerely apologize to the Mipa Knight who is eager to protect the calf. Never let others take the blame.

"It doesn't matter to me, as long as Juliet is satisfied. Besides, His Highness should not apologize to me, but should thank Juliet." Knight Mipa shook his head and touched Juliet's head, his eyes filled with gentle.

"No, no, no, your highness slept well, which is the greatest compliment to Juliet." Juliet shook her head, showing an intoxicating and pitiful smile, and the warmth of the Virgin seemed to radiate behind her.

"Okay then, I won't be polite, but your voice is fine after singing for so long."

"It's just a lullaby, not an intense melody. Even if Juliet is an ordinary person, if she can't do this, she doesn't deserve to be called one of the top ten singers."

With my worry on his face, the confused knight looked confident. Sure enough, she has extraordinary confidence in music and dance.

"Yeah, thanks, but next time you remember to stop when you see me falling asleep, what a waste. If I knew you wouldn't stop, I wouldn't be able to fall asleep no matter what."

As soon as I finished speaking, I knew something was wrong. Sure enough, Linya, Brother Wu, do you really dare to say this in front of me? Is there a next time?

"Ahem, cough, cough. I'm hungry, let's get some... ah."

I suddenly became frustrated and remembered the provocative speech the little fox left before leaving. As a distinguished guest, Linya would definitely go to the dinner party and would not be able to leave. The same goes for Knight Mipa. In other words, Juliet and I would have to make enough food and clothing ourselves. .

"Brother Wu really wants to have a taste of my craftsmanship?" He suddenly realized when he saw me. Then he looked downcast and beat his chest in disappointment. Linya asked with a smile.

"I think so, so much."

I am a little chicken pecking at rice, and I have been tortured by the salty hell again and again in the Sky Fox test. Now I am in urgent need of normal things to reverse my distorted taste buds. Not to mention Linya’s craftsmanship is very good, second only to others at home. Willas. Even if it's just plain, it's still delicious to me.

"It's a pity that it's too late. If we don't leave in a few minutes, Lucia will probably send someone to rush us." Linyaniko looked at the sky. The smile on his face became even bigger.

The glimmer of hope that appeared on my face dimmed instantly, and I became even more powerless. I fell limply on the chair and rolled around, saying silently, "I really want to eat the food cooked by Linya, I really want to eat the food cooked by Linya." pleading.

"Perhaps there are other ways?" Faced with my rolling around, Linya sat down and gently scratched my face.

"No, I just want to eat Linya's cooking." I grunted and shook my head.

"Really not?"

"No, just don't. Gentlemen always say the same thing."

"That's such a pity." Linya expressed regret while standing up and leaving.

"Vilas made a table of delicious food before I left and asked me to bring it to Brother Wu in a box. It seems that Brother Wu doesn't want to eat it."

As soon as I finished speaking, I jumped up from the chair and hugged Linya's waist tightly from behind.

"Yes, I want, I was wrong."

"Isn't it true that gentlemen say what they say?" Linya turned around and winked at me playfully, which made me itch with hatred. Damn it, these words were spoken so many years ago, why do I still remember them so tightly.

"I made a mistake. I'm not a pure man. I'm the number one man in Dongrog, so what I said just now doesn't count."

"Is there any difference between the two?" Linya tapped her chin, tilted her head, pretending to be silly and thinking, but the darkness in her heart was fully exposed.

"Yes, that's right. Gentlemen say one thing, and men say one thing and two things." I was talking nonsense. Anyway, I was not prepared to be morally responsible for the delicious food made by Veras.

"What the hell." Faced with my shamelessness, even Linya couldn't do anything.

"Anyway, I won't let go until you hand over Veras's vegetable box." I took the opportunity to rub my face against Linya's lower back, taking advantage of it.

"Woo~~Woo~~Wait...wait, I'll take it out right now, Brother Wu, don't do this, someone is watching."

"Sorry, we didn't see anything, please continue." Knight Mipa immediately turned his head out of the window and covered Juliet's eyes in an exaggerated manner, implying that a scene inappropriate for children was going on here.

At best, this is just a show of affection, but it is really too forceful and inappropriate for children.

Although we were very dissatisfied with the teasing behavior of Knight MiPa, Linya and I still took a break and recruited the other two people.

"You guys can come over and have some too."

"Well... it's not very good. I'm going to attend Her Highness Lucia's dinner later. Wouldn't it be a bit disrespectful to eat it now? It's better to leave it to Her Highness and Juliet."

Although Knight Mipa is naughty and always teasing this and that, when it comes to etiquette and rules, she is still serious and abides by them very much. Suddenly, she feels a bit like a knight.

"Don't worry, little fox is not such a fussy person." I smiled and then opened the thousand-layer box one by one with Linya. Although it was not as high as the real disc's thousand-layer box, it was still an exaggeration. Two portions. The boxes, if stacked on top of each other, would be taller than a person.

The dishes inside are naturally extremely rich. It's delicious, delicious, and I think Veras must have prepared enough for three days, if I were the only one eating it.

Smelling the fragrance, Knight Mipa couldn't help but be tempted by Willas's craftsmanship. After hesitating for a few seconds, he happily decided to join.

"Yeah. It's delicious. Lord Vilas's cooking is indeed better than hearing about it."

"Mira, eat more. This place is full of Lady Willas's thoughts." Juliet, who went back to the camp with me a few days ago, highly recommended it.

"Your Highness won't be angry if you eat it all." Knight Mipa chewed quickly, his mouth was bulging, but he still looked elegant and noble, and spoke clearly. Could this be one of the singer's abilities?

"Humph, it seems that I have been underestimated. I grew up eating Vilas's food... No, getting old... That's not right either. I should have grown up eating Vilas's food. In other words, I have been influenced by Vilas's craftsmanship. , the influence is extremely broad. How could you care about such a trivial matter."

At this time, I completely forgot the fact that I was the third stingiest Roger. He said without any shame.

"It's true, Brother Wu, although he never thought that he could win Vilas, but with the food cooked by Vilas, he completely forgot about me. He was obviously rolling around like a baby just now and wanted to keep me here to cook dinner. "

Linya said while eating slowly. Everyone seemed to have forgotten the little fox's dinner and held a moment of silence for her.

"Who...who is acting coquettishly? Don't talk nonsense." In response to Linya's protest, I could only avoid the important and take the easy.

"Speaking of which, you should not be convinced, but you seem to be eating too slowly."

"I am turning grief and anger into strength."

"It's just the appetite."

"Brother Wu is really long-winded. Watch your moves!"

A silvery white light flashed in the hands of this naughty little girl. In the blink of an eye, Linya snatched the string of chicken fillets with tomato sauce that I was about to devour, and held it up with a fork like a trophy.

"Baby Linya, be good and return my chicken tenders."

I suddenly couldn't bear it. I was trying to seize the food from the tiger's mouth? Did you hear about my uncle’s famous post at Rogge Camp? The one-eyed dragon Wu Feifan, who is said to have done all kinds of evil in Dongluoge and even blackmailed a three-year-old child, is this uncle.

"don't want."

"You really want to go to the house and uncover the tiles." I shook my body and showed the (mysterious) majesty of the head of the family.

"Yeah~~~" Linya opened her seductive little mouth and was about to take the spoils for herself.

"Wait, baby Linya, Lady Linya, Your Highness Linya, please be merciful. Do you know? A great man once said that eating chicken fillet will make a woman's breasts grow bigger."

"It's... that's not the case. Brother Wu, you are talking nonsense again." Linya couldn't ignore the topic after all. She put down her fork and subconsciously covered her chest. Her little face turned red and cute.

"I'm not talking nonsense. Think about it. Isn't chicken tenders made from chicken breast? You get what you eat. You can learn from the past." I looked sad, as if I had had a painful past experience.

"Really... is this true?" Linya knew that I was talking nonsense, but Linya, who was very concerned about the size of her breasts, couldn't help but be fooled.

"Really, really, so I'm doing this for your own good. Come on, be obedient and return my chicken fillet. Why do you think I keep eating this? I just don't want you to accidentally eat it and regret it." ah."

Seeing that the evil plot was about to succeed, I stretched out my hand and slowly grabbed Linya's fork, "Hey, hey, you little girl, you can just obediently throw yourself on the bed and cry your heart out."

Just as his hand was about to touch the fork, at this moment, another shadow struck back and snatched the chicken fillet skewers away.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Are you going to go against me too? How unbecoming is it for a mere knight to steal his master's food?" My dragon body trembled, and His Royal Highness the Prince's majesty was deep and far-reaching.

"Your Highness, I am a knight and a woman. There are some things that a woman cannot compromise on. Your Highness should understand this explanation."

"No, no, no, as a woman, if you don't compromise, most elven women will cry." I subconsciously glanced at Knight Mipa's chest and blurted out.

"But that doesn't include Jeluka and Colgate, does it?"

"..." Do you have to compete with these giant twin maids restricted to the elves? When you become the strongest among the elves, will you still have to compete with Linya, the female Amazon, and finally the female barbarian?

"Or is there anything that Your Highness cannot be humble about? To satisfy us poor women... who also want to make our breasts bigger?"

After a pause, Knight Mipa glanced at my chest as if she wanted to retaliate for that glance just now. It felt like her gaze had already passed through, even though she was looking at me. But actually he was looking at another body.

For example, Saint Moon Xian Wolf or something.

Seeing that my face was red from holding back, like a fish bone in my throat, and I couldn't say a word, Linya hugged her belly and laughed shamelessly.

"I never thought that besides Alice, there would be anyone who could make Brother Wu feel so deflated."

"Care to take care of me when you get back?" I waited for Xiao Nizi, and then with eyes that seemed to be condensed into two laser beams, I glared at Knight Mipa, who was leisurely enjoying the final trophy.

This guy. This guy is not cute at all. He is far worse than the wife knight. He will never admit you, wuwuwu~~~

Knight Mipa completely ignored my gaze. After taking a delicious bite, he gave half of it to Juliet: "Come on, Juliet. Eat some too, and your breasts will grow quickly."

"Uh-huh. Forget it, Mira, you can eat. I've...enough." Seeing that her best friend said these words without shame or impatience, Juliet couldn't bear it no matter how slow she was, and blushed. He shook his head repeatedly.

But don’t you know. This sentence made Knight Mipa unable to swallow a single bite. It was choked in her throat and she beat her chest desperately. Finally, she coughed a few times and took a sip of water. Then he stared at Juliet's breasts, as if treating them like chicken skewers in his hands, and ate them in three or two mouthfuls.

I quickly glanced at Juliet again, and I vaguely understood the reason why Knight Mipa was unhappy. Her childhood sweetheart was probably... a lot older than her. It seemed that I had treated Juliet before. The judgment of Sister Colgate is not very accurate. It is very likely that this confused knight has a hidden power.

However, I really didn’t expect that this knight with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, who is not inferior to the little ghost, would be defeated by the confused knight. It is true that one thing defeats another. Seeing this, I felt happy in my heart. After laughing three times, he no longer cares about the gain or loss of a mere string of chicken fillets.

However, soon, we started cooking on a tender piece of lamb leg again, and the table was filled with swords and swords. Obviously, the dishes made by Villas were enough for the four of us to eat for a whole day, but as the saying goes It's good, but domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers. The same goes for this dish, but it has a delicious bonus when you grab it.

Looking at this scene, Juliet stopped the knife and fork in her hand and kept smiling softly.

"What's wrong, Juliet, could it be that... I'm disturbing your meal?" Mira was the first to notice her close friend's little behavior, and stopped to ask worriedly.

"No, it's not." Juliet shook her head, clasped her hands together gently, and tilted her head to think.

"I just... don't know why, I feel very happy."

"Really? Just be happy." Mira looked gentle and gently stroked Juliet's head. She knew that her close friend couldn't express something too complicated, but as long as she was happy, it would be fine.

By the time everyone's attention was withdrawn from Juliet, I was already holding the lamb leg meat that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, stuffed it into my mouth with a slurp, and patted my belly with satisfaction.

"Ah, Brother Wu (His Highness), you are cheating."

Linya and Knight Mipa complained in unison, especially Knight Mipa, who stared at me unwillingly with a look like "I have never seen such a shameless person." This Mipa, The competitive thoughts deep in my heart are very strong, I have seen through everything a long time ago, hum.

Just when the smell of gunpowder was full and a new round of battle was about to begin, finally, the little fox's urging came, but what surprised us was that she, the protagonist, came in person.

Not good, not good.

We quickly cleared the table as quickly as possible, quickly hid the dishes on the table, and then cleaned up the mess, wiping the table clean without leaving any trace.

With the efforts of the three people, this process only took less than two seconds, and it was fully qualified to apply for the Guinness World Records.

"Linya, Mira, the banquet has already started, what are you still doing... Huh?" Seeing the four people surrounding the table as if nothing had happened, sipping tea together, the little sky fox felt full of excitement. In the weird atmosphere, I couldn't help but tilt my head in confusion, and then scanned us one by one with a scrutinizing gaze.

With a grunt, I swallowed the last bite of mutton leg meat down my throat with tea. I thought it was done perfectly, but I didn't expect that I couldn't hide it from the fox ears of this little sky fox. Her eyes immediately looked over and wanted to learn from me. Looking for a breakthrough.

Hey, hey, you fish-lipped fox, this druid has eliminated the last bit of evidence, what can you do to me?

My face remained calm, and a lonely smile secretly appeared at the corner of my mouth.

However, the little fox had seen through everything. She also smiled, wagging her fox tail and walked forward, bent down, and faced her pretty face at a very close distance.

"What...what's wrong? Is there any problem?" This arrogant and shy person is definitely evil. I have to hold back and don't let her lie.

"It's nothing. The little fox was laughing, waving its cute little white nose, sniffing around."

"Why, finally feel the vicissitudes of manliness that has not been revealed in me in mainland China?" In order to force the little fox away, I made a strong pose.

"I have no problem smelling manly. The leg of lamb is full of flavor." The little fox stopped twitching his nose and smiled in victory after confirming something.

"It tastes good, Vilas's cooking."

I:"……"

Damn, what kind of nose is this? It’s just that you can smell the leg of lamb I just ate, but you can also smell that it was made by Willas. Isn’t this a bit outrageous?

"What about you? Do you want me to confirm them one by one?" The little fox looked around at the other three people and showed a proud smile like a winner.

Facing the little fox's gaze, everyone lowered their heads and laughed endlessly, even the cunningest Knight MiPa. So, this person must not do anything bad. I'm talking about you, Knight MiPa, understand?

But why was my face scratched by the little fox in the end?

Faced with this question, I couldn't help but fall into deep contemplation like "What is this country like? Let's ask the question carefully, win or lose."

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The monthly ticket has dropped again, and there are less than 24 left. If you are too passionate and sensational, I urge you to work harder on this last day of March. No one likes the feeling of losing. Come on, fiaht!

. . . (To be continued...) u