Diablo Destruction

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When they returned to Raphael with Qiaxi, everyone had already spontaneously started preparing dinner in the open space outside Raphael's tent. Although there were not many people, they could barely count as half. Dinner party...right?

"It seems I'm back at the right time. ∮TOP∮∮∮,..."

I shrugged my nose and said with a smile, Raphael's cooking skills are still good, and I went straight after Vilas. I think he tried his best to teach me how to make stew and barbecue. I really didn't know that this almost omnipotent princess of hundreds of tribes, There is nothing that cannot be learned.

"If you come back any later, you won't be in trouble." Raphael hit me with a spoon from a distance, and his eyes fell on Qiaxi beside him.

"Chaxi, you came just in time. Help me look at the fire. As a blacksmith, you can definitely do it."

"Okay, okay." Qiaxi immediately walked over after hearing this, "Hey, just ask the other guests to work as soon as they arrive!"

"Wu, don't be idle, come and help."

"Even me? What level of banquet do you want to prepare?"

I was shocked. Let’s put aside the fox for the moment. Let’s put aside the discussion of Juliet for the time being. Sisters Colgate, Knight Mila, Tamoya, Sa Qili, and Ben Zina, all of these people can help. Counting Raphael, is this going to be a banquet for a hundred people?

"I'll help you if I ask you to, why are you so long-winded?" Raphael glared at him.

"Okay, okay, if I can't help, why should I help? Why don't you make stew? At least you taught me back then."

"This kind of banquet. It's not just a simple stew of meat and soup."

"Okay, I actually learned a few tricks from Tia. Although I don't want to make it, and I don't want to eat it either..." I took a step back.

"Tia...cough, let's forget it for today." Raphael may also know the insect feast that Tia is good at, so he coughed a few times. It passed vaguely.

"How about I contribute some ingredients? For example, make a fox bath soup or something." I easily caught the passing fox in my arms, and in the midst of her exclamations, I gestured proudly to Raphael.

This salty fox has eaten so much salt. She can probably make a bucket of salty bath soup just by letting her take a bath. There may be other attractive flavors. Oh no, I'm starting to take it seriously. . I really want to eat it. Am I really a pervert?

The result is that people who seek death must die. I don’t want to describe the fact that I was chased by a fox for ten rounds and finally pinned to the ground, scratched my face and bit it. The scene was too bloody.

"I'm sorry... Lord Raphael... I originally wanted to... want to contribute a small amount of my strength... Unexpectedly... Unexpectedly, I was attacked by the enemy on the way... You see... I have... "With difficulty, I showed my scarred arms, shoulders and face. This is a medal that belongs to men. Well, good men don't fight with foxes.

"Sure enough, he is a useless guy." Raphael pressed his forehead helplessly. I, you have been taking a flight to rest for a long time. Is there really no need to work? Could it be that you want to be lazy in the name of ordering me, that's all.

It seems that I guessed wrong. The princess of the Hundred Tribes made an even more excessive request.

"In this case, please contribute the food you have."

"Eh? Ha."

"Willas did it, hurry up."

"this……"

"Why, you can't bear it?"

"No...how could it be possible?" I felt aggrieved and took out the dry food that Veras had given me one by one. Well, I just can’t bear to part with it. I still want to taste it deliciously during the experience. I have even calculated how much to eat every day.

"One...half..." My words were already trembling.

"That's not enough. I also want to eat. Linya has always praised Vilas's cooking skills."

"That...three...two-thirds..."

"It's not enough, give me twice as much."

"Isn't that more than everything?!"

"Tsk, math is only good at times like this."

"What did you just turn your head about, Lord Raphael?"

"No, it's nothing. Just hand it over anyway."

"...This is robbery, right?"

"What? Wu, you are a hateful happy man who can go back to the first world at any time to taste the delicacies made by Veras. Are you not willing to share such a thing with me, a poor and beautiful singer who looks forward to delicious food every day but can't come back? ?”

"..." Although it's true, I don't think it's a good idea for Mrs. Wang to sell melons like this.

"Stunning singer? Where is she? Oh, I found it. It's Mira and Juliet, isn't it? Elder Raphael?" Sa Qili sent an assist at the right time, well done. , please help me divert Raphael’s attention.

"However, I also want to try Vilas's craftsmanship."

So you are also the reinforcement on the opposite side, you bastard! ! !

Finally, under the smiling gazes of the two witches in the camp, I had never felt such pressure. I could only take out the remaining dry food obediently, watching Willas's love lunch leave me, and reluctantly licked the food I had just given. I touched the dry food box with my fingers and felt the lingering fragrance on it, and tears flowed down my face.

[Isn’t this too bullying, Raphael? ] Sa Qili signaled with her eyes.

[Why, when you look at Wu's pitiful look, you can't help but feel sad? 】Raphael said that he was determined and would deceive people to the end.

[You don’t have a soft heart at all. He is obviously your grandson-in-law. 】

[Hmph, hey, if you can’t let go of your child, you can’t trap the wolf. You have to start from the basics. 】

[I hope you don’t lose it. ] Sa Qili rolled her eyes, turned around and left.

"You're so pitiful, Wu, you're making me so embarrassed." After watching the soft-hearted Sa Qili leave, Raphael turned around, pretending not to bear it.

"Really?" My eyes lit up and I wiped my face. There were no tears.

If you can't bear it, please return my dry food quickly, quickly, quickly!

"Let's do this." Raphael hesitated. Made a difficult decision.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I shook my head in my head, no matter how much I can get back, it’s always a good thing, and I’m not stingy about not letting you taste any of it.

"There are some fresh ingredients here in exchange. Just bring them with you." Raphael said, and then he stuffed big bags of meat, vegetables, raw grains, rice and noodles prepared for the banquet into my dull-eyed hands.

I want these ingredients that can be bought on the roadside to get rid of my hair, and give back my vilas! ! !

Although I roared fiercely in my heart, I was unable to resist Raphael's tyranny. A savior like me, a savior like me, might as well be picked up by a wild cat on the roadside, wuwuwu~~~

result. After all, the cruel princess of hundreds of tribes showed no mercy. In front of me, she was flirting with Sa Qili, and kept feeding Qiaxi, who had an amazing appetite. It made me seem to see Vilas waving away from me, and my heart was with her. Drops of blood.

I, Ben Zina, and the pornographic maid, did you two have a great time eating too? ! What kind of hatred is this? !

And Misiya, when did you show up? Go back to the orphanage! Go back quickly! What? Have you eaten your buns before? I'll take my stomach and spit it out for you!

As a result, I divided it into thirty parts carefully. The dry food that was enough to make me obsessed with the taste of Vilas for a month was wiped out by these evil humans in one meal. Hahahahaha, as expected, the Dark Continent is about to be destroyed!

At the end of the dinner, everyone was satisfied and their mouths were full of oil, except for one person who looked pale. Sitting in the corner as if his body had lost all color, his soul spit out from his slightly opened mouth from time to time, looking like he was about to burp at any moment.

"Brother, don't be unhappy. Come on. How about drinking with your sister?" At this time, Sa Qili, one of the culprits, came up and put her arm around my shoulders to comfort me.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm thinking about issues related to the survival of the Dark Continent right now, so I don't have time to drink."

I responded in a hollow tone, thinking that a bottle of wine would soothe my soul. Dream on, you ignorant human beings. I will lie in bed and cry all night tonight, and no one can stop me! ! !

"Okay, okay, let me tell you secretly, I stole this from under Raphael's bed, the wine she has collected for many years."

My heart trembled, and I blurted out: "Could it be the refreshing water? Don't be mistaken."

The enhanced version of Raphael's Holy Water, which has been collected for many years, feels like if it is poured on the ground, it will be enough to corrode through the entire Dark Continent and reach the other side, if the Dark Continent is spherical like the original world.

"Of course not. Don't even think about it. Raphael and I have been enemies for many years. How could we make such a stupid mistake and seek death?" Sa Qili narrowed her eyes with a smile, and the meaning in her eyes was revealed. A terrible murderous intention.

"How about tonight, let us two drink it up secretly, and let Raphael, who is so sad about losing the wine, lie in bed and cry until dawn?"

Damn it, can Sa Qili be able to read minds? How did you know I was going to lie in bed crying all night?

After being stunned for a while, I came back to my senses and figured out what she meant. It turned out that she wanted to make Raphael cry.

Hehehe, yes, it’s a good idea. Transferring your own pain to others, isn’t this my favorite thing to do? Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie, but...

"Don't worry." Sa Qili saw my concerns: "I will bear all the blame. Raphael's anger cannot be blamed on you."

"Deal!" Sa Qili and I clapped our hands together and reached an agreement instantly. After that, the two happily divided the bottle of wine into two parts. In order to avoid being discovered by Raphael, they swallowed it in the blink of an eye. .

Not to mention, it tastes really good. Of course it can’t be compared with Cristal Sac, but it is indeed a wine that Raphael has collected for many years. The most important thing is the pleasure of getting revenge, which makes me feel elated and hazy. , I seemed to hear Sa Qili’s words.

"By the way, brother, are you fully prepared for your experience in the third world this time? Let me take a look..."

Then, I felt less sober, and the wine was quite intoxicating. Well, let me think about it, should I take a nap first, or sing a song first...

"Done." Sa Qili smiled and gestured to Raphael.

"Well done, only you can make Wu relax his guard. I can't do it." Raphael was overjoyed.

"Don't reflect on why the new guy is so wary of you."

"I can't help it. I always feel like Wu is standing in front of me. If I don't bully him, I won't bully him. If I pass this village, there won't be this shop anymore."

Sa Qili sighed in frustration. If a druid saw the hateful smile hidden in his eyes, he would have to...have to throw himself into Linya's arms and seek comfort.

"Come to think of it, I wasted a bottle of wine on you, don't worry, I won't owe you anything." Raphael was in a good mood. A rare moment of generosity, a wave of generosity.

"Huh? What are you doing?"

"Hey, don't you need it? This is yours."

"No, no, this is your wine."

"My wine? Wait...wait, is it true what you just said to Wu?"

"Is there any fake food? It tastes really good. It's more of a treat, hehehe." Smiling proudly, Sa Qili's body drifted further and further away like a ghost, and she ran away happily.

"Wait a minute. Sa Qili, stop here, I'm not done with you!!!"

"These two people, I don't know what kind of conspiracy they are cooking up." The girls, who saw all this, didn't know why. They looked at Raphael and Sa Qili who were fighting, and then looked at the drunken girl lying on the ground. A certain druid on the table frowned in confusion.

"I am... the number one singer in mainland China!!!" Without any warning. A certain druid who had fallen asleep on the table suddenly stood up like a corpse. With his feet on the table, he looked up to the sky and roared. Magical loudspeaker No. 3 was in his hand at some point.

With a "pop" sound, her hands rose and fell. Ben Zina retracted her sword and lifted a strand of chestnut hair from her ears like a peerless swordsman. She walked back without looking back. Behind her, the stiff body of a certain druid collapsed to the ground.

"How should we deal with this large piece of garbage?"

"Leave it to me." Carole glanced at her sister, the twin sisters. I don’t know how much information was exchanged in this brief look, but in the end, it was Carol Jie who nodded slightly and took over the task of taking care of her master.

Looking closely, there seemed to be a faint blush on her fair face, hidden by the purple hair blown by the night wind.

"Your Highness...is it okay?" Juliet, the only one who didn't know what was going on, asked worriedly as she looked at the person lying on the ground in a large shape.

"It's okay, isn't there still Carol? Let's go back. It's late at night and it's time to go to sleep." Milas said meaningfully, took Juliet's hand, and took the lead to say goodbye and leave.

Led by the two knights and leaving a few girls to clean up the mess, the banquet ended early without being too successful.

"Uh..." He opened his eyes hazily, and the warm feeling on his forehead made his dizzy head feel much better. He subconsciously touched it, and it was a handkerchief that was still warm.

By the way, I got drunk with Sa Qili at the banquet, and then lay down. When can I increase my drinking capacity?

Shaking his head and sitting up, a familiar voice immediately reached his ears.

"Your Highness, you're awake, Xin." I said, the faint fragrance of tulips approached, and a pair of hands helped me.

Jeluka? No, it's Caroline.

Although the body scents of the two people are very similar, there are still some differences, and you can naturally tell them apart after getting along with each other.

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