Diablo Destruction

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Arriving at Raphael's tent, there were indeed four people inside: the pornographic maid, Tamoya, Benzina and Amrudina.

"Your Highness."

"Bear Tower."

Walking into the tent, the knight who touched the head, the pornographic maid, and Tamoya all stood up. Only Benzina sat there humming, folding her arms and turning her face to the side, not even looking at me. , it’s simply a textbook example of tsundere.

"Hey, everyone, it seems that Aiwa'er and I are a little more diligent than you." I thought we were the first to come back, but I didn't expect there was the former, so I joked.

"Being diligent means being diligent, but it's hard to say what you are doing diligently." When Benzina heard this, she immediately turned back angrily and counterattacked. This was very heartbreaking, as if she and I had done something that we couldn't see. People things.

Okay...it's really a bit shameful.

"Oh, is my dear Princess Nana jealous? Okay, okay, next time I will experience this Druid, I promise to help you level up and let you fly."

"It's not necessary. I don't want to walk with a stuffed bear and let others see it and think it's a member of the circus." Benzina refused without thinking.

"Hahaha, don't be so embarrassed. Aren't stuffed bears and puppets the best combination in the circus?" In order to attack Ben Zina, I worked hard enough. What should I do about moral integrity?

"Does it refer to the acrobatic performance in which a puppet man rides a stuffed bear and falls into the river. The stuffed bear sinks, but the puppet man floats up and climbs ashore with his body?"

"That's right, it's called a murder scene, your sister is acrobatic!"

"I thought of a good idea. It might be more exciting to blindfold the puppet bear and run around."

"Don't start the plot for me without permission, you stupid doll princess!"

"Take the barbed whip and give the bear a good slap on the butt."

“Please be kind to animals!”

"Finally, the audience will be presented with an exciting performance of flying over a canyon, with an abyss below."

"Finally a serious performance."

"It's a pity that the stuffed bear was too fat and bloated, and the distance was not enough, so he couldn't fly to the other side."

"Are we going to fall? Are we going to fall?! There should be safety measures like rope nets below, somewhere where the audience can't see them."

"So the clever puppet man jumped from the back of the stuffed bear and successfully jumped to the other side."

"Be smart, sister, is it really okay to betray your partner like this? The stuffed bear is about to fall, and it will be even worse when you kick it like this!"

"By the way, there's no safety down there, this is the circus' annual death-defying spectacle."

"The ragdoll bear is going to be thrown to death! The ace of the circus is finished like this!!!"

"That's enough. Why do I have to talk about cross talk with you, an idiot monkey?" Benzina sighed and turned her face away again.

"Aren't you the one who unfolded the script without authorization?"

“The intelligence of a monkey that can’t even bear to bite with a straight hook is worrisome.”

"It's actually my fault?"

"I can't blame you, after all, summer is the breeding season for monkeys."

"Wait a minute, don't you think you're getting more and more exaggerated?"

"Well... the degree of excess is probably inversely proportional to the monkey's IQ."

"The higher my IQ is, the more exaggerated your words are? Hehehehe, could it be that you are... jealous of me?"

"..."

"Wait, why aren't you talking? Why are you looking at me with warm eyes?"

"I don't know why I feel a deep sense of powerlessness in my heart. Tamoya, please take over."

"Yeah, me? Well...should I say that the relationship between Xiong Ta and Nana is good, or not?" Master Wu Emperor smiled and tilted his head slightly, and said to himself.

"That's enough. Let's stop talking about this doll princess. I don't want to have anything to do with her anymore. Why is it always me who gets hurt?"

"It's easy to be bullied because of my low IQ." Ben Zina, who felt powerless and tired, couldn't help but add another sentence at this time.

"That's enough, I've had enough of you, you bastard, I'm going to challenge you today, take mine..."

I looked at my hands and saw that there were no white gloves, so I lifted my feet and took off my boots. I quickly pulled off my socks and threw them at Ben Zina. Come on, you stupid doll princess, accept my challenge of justice!

Then, he was pricked into a hedgehog.

"But... damn, he didn't follow the rules and suddenly made a surprise attack."

Covering my forehead, which was still gurgling with blood, I stared at Benzina with a sad and angry expression. At this moment, I finally recalled the terrible experience of being dug into the hot spring on the head by the little king with a toothpick sword.

"Bear Tower, this is your fault."

"Yes, it is His Royal Highness's fault."

"I think... I think..." The Touching Head Knight was in a dilemma.

"Why?!"

"Because...this...monkeys watch football!!!" Benzina, who was still angry, suddenly held an unknown object in her hand and threw it at me like a ball.

At that moment, I saw her raised, smooth and bare feet that were no worse than the Holy Moon Sage Wolf.

Hey, wait, that is to say!

I reacted instantly, and before I could protest, my body moved subconsciously. Under the attack of pink objects whizzing like bullets, a difficult iron bridge re-enacted the classic scene of The Matrix, which was extremely thrilling. From a distance, he watched the scary pink object brush over his belly, chest, chin, eyes, and bangs, and then took several hairs flying high.

The stupid puppet actually played such a childish sneak attack with a hidden weapon on me. This despicable method has no use other than to make me look cool.

Then there was a crisp "pia" sound, echoing quietly in the tent.

Since then, I finally understood something very crucial.

Except for the one-legged man, everyone wears two socks.

By the way, it is just a doll. The warm socks that have just been taken off have no human flavor at all. They only have the vulgar floral scent of wild flowers scattered in the grass. Bah bah bah. .

Finally, I solemnly state again that I am not a foot control person.

"What a disaster. Why did I have to suffer hardships that I had never suffered before during my training?" After Benzina changed to a lose-lose position (?), I looked up to the sky and sighed, feeling disappointed.

What's the point of living, just to play the childish game of taking off the socks on your feet and throwing them around?

Superficial, ridiculous, childish.

"Come on, Xiong Ta, let's have a cup of tea. It's hard work."

As expected, my Lord Wu is the cutest and most considerate. He glanced at the maid, and saw that she was sitting there angrily and ignoring me for some reason. I obviously didn't make her angry. Really, she was inexplicably stingy and jealous.

"Well, if you can come back safely, I'm nine-tenths relieved." I shook my head and said as the Emperor Wu's love teacup came out.

Little Fox and Kaluge, both of them have strong strength and richer experience than me, so there is no need to worry. As for the knight combination, if I haven’t seen Juliet fight, I might still be worried about her, but look After the battle between her and Crystal, I knew that this Confused Knight was not confused at all in terms of fighting, only in terms of life... Wasn't there Knight Mipa to take care of him?

Therefore, I am more worried about the team in front of me. At first glance, it looks like a miscellaneous army. The gap in strength level is a bit big. The strongest Ben Zina can beat the ordinary world power junior strong, but lacks combat experience. Emperor Wu Your Excellency is an excellent warrior in all aspects and the most reliable one. Amrudina is also very good, but a little weaker and ranked at the bottom. Then there is the pornographic maid that makes me uneasy the most. Not only She is the last in strength, has little combat experience, and hates seeing blood. She is simply a young lady knight who ran out of nowhere.

To be honest, the combination formed by these four people with different personalities and varying strengths may not be as good as a skilled adventure team whose average strength is at a high level in the field. It is good that they can crush monsters all the way, and their weaknesses can be covered up. But once you encounter a monster that is a little stronger than the strongest Ben Zina, you will probably be in a hurry, and you will be full of flaws.

You know, defeating the strong with the weak is a special skill of our adventurers. A world-level adventure team, if they cooperate well, may be able to defeat a world-level powerful enemy. How can there be a team like this?

After sitting down, the four of them continued the conversation they had had while I was away, exchanging and discussing their battle experiences during the past half month.

Mainly because the inexperienced maid asked Benzina for advice. Tamoya and Amrudina replied, "Really, there is obviously a great master here, but he deliberately ignores my existence."

I coughed hard a few times, raised my chest, and straightened my body like a rooster. Unfortunately, I was ignored by the two people. What happened to this world? Do brave people deserve to be treated like this? Especially Ben Zina, when she was looking for little King Arthur before, she had humbly studied with me for some time. She even called me "teacher" unwillingly, but in the blink of an eye, she turned her back and refused to recognize anyone else. The world was declining.

The time probably passed for more than an hour, and the last pair of combinations also returned successfully, which was the combination of Mipa Knight and Confused Knight. As for Kaluge and Little Fox, they still needed to find traces of Artoria and needed to go deeper. Elf Forest, so we made an appointment for them to come back once a month.

"Hello everyone, I thought we were the fastest to come back. Could it be said that Juliet and I are the most diligent?" Should we say that we came from the same [Master's School]? The way MiPa Knight greets everyone when they come in is similar to me.

"Diligence means diligence, but it's hard to say what you are doing diligently."

I wrote Benzina's tone and said angrily. Sure enough, Benzina gave me a sharp glare, hahaha, hit me, my face is right here, hit me.

"Hey, it seems that we need to report to His Highness the Prince about the experiences that Juliet and I have experienced in the past half month." After hearing what I said, Knight Mipa came up seriously, like a soldier who wanted to report the results of the battle. Suddenly he bent forward and put his beautiful lips to hers.

"Including...when Juliet and I were sleeping and taking a shower, His Highness...do you want to hear it too? This subordinate will explain everything in detail and fully confess it."

After saying that, he blew a naughty breath into my ear, which made me confused and dizzy. Just when I was about to subconsciously nod in agreement, I suddenly noticed a strange murderous aura brewing in the air, and I quickly sat upright. , I didn’t dare to take a breath.

"Mira, I'm not that kind of person. Such temptation is useless to me. You should leave your reports to yourself."

In fact, I really want to add one more sentence, or talk to me when no one else is present. I will adopt an academic mentality and study how two beautiful elf girls who share the same brotherhood sleep and take a bath. Uh-huh. .

"Really? That's such a shame."

"No regrets at all." It's such a shame, you bastard!

"Perhaps, I should check with His Highness another day. Maybe he will change his mind?" Knight Mipa rolled his eyes and leaned forward again, speaking softly and in a seductive tone.

"Okay... okay, I don't need to mention this matter anymore, my will is very determined!" I burst into tears. I shouldn't have provoked the more terrifying Mipa Knight just to tease Ben Zina. Are you seeking death?

Fortunately, Juliet exerted her natural confusion to its best effect, ignored the atmosphere and came up, stretched out a pair of soft little hands, wrapped one of my hands, and held it in her chest, like a child asking for credit.

"Your Highness, Your Highness, Juliet has been practicing hard for half a month."

"Really? Thank you for your hard work, Juliet."

"Hey, hey, I'm so happy to be praised by His Highness." Juliet smiled sweetly, and suddenly asked with expectation in her eyes.

"So...as a reward, can I continue playing games with Juliet?"

"Well……"

"What game?" Master Wu Emperor asked curiously.

"The secret game between husband and wife." Mipa went to the side and blinked lightly, answering in a mysterious tone.

over! Complete! No! right! Ahhhh! ! !

I felt the air suddenly turn cold, and I felt like crying without tears. You bastard, Mi Pa, you just wanted to kill me before you gave in, right? Didn't you just use you to tease Ben Zina?

"Faced with everyone's inquiries, or questioning looks, I opened my mouth: "Yes... it's a game between husband and wife. "

In an instant, the temperature was twice as cold as before.

"But it's definitely not what you think. It's normal. I definitely didn't do anything weird."

"Alala, Master Lanster, what is the strange thing? Can couples do strange things? Please teach Juliet how to do it." It's so good that Juliet added expectantly at this time. .

"..." Juliet, your true identity is indeed the sixth person, right?

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