Diablo Destruction

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"Xiong Ta, I smell a conspiracy breath from you, so from now on, I will tell you a story.±Novel,"

The witty Emperor Wu shuddered from the moment my eyes fell on her, and immediately blocked my words in his throat.

As expected of you, my partner, but how could I give in so easily?

Wiping the non-existent blood stains at the corner of my mouth, I turned my gaze to Juliet and showed a kind and persuasive smile: "Juliet, regarding your dream, I actually always thought there was a problem."

"?" The soft girl confused knight looked at me cutely, as if she was digesting my words.

"What does the so-called qualified wife include?"

"Juliet, I don't understand. What are you talking about, dear?" Perhaps this sentence was a bit too profound, so Juliet gave up thinking and shook her head.

“Don’t we often have a saying called ‘good wife and loving mother’?”

"Juliet seems to have heard of it." A look of understanding flashed through her dull eyes, and Juliet began to nod lightly.

"Xiongta, stop, otherwise I won't forgive you." Tamoya on the side wailed, and she had already guessed what I was going to do.

"Didn't you say something from now on?" I looked at the cocooned Emperor Wu with a narrow smile, enjoying the cute expression of angry protest on her face.

"So, has Juliet ever thought about what a qualified wife includes? Does a good wife and loving mother meet the image of a qualified wife in Juliet's mind?"

"It sounds good. If you can do it. If you are praised as a good wife and mother, maybe Juliet can realize her dream."

Juliet's words had the feeling of awakening a person in a dream. She clasped her hands together and showed a bright smile. There seemed to be Buddha light shining behind her, indicating that she had achieved great enlightenment.

"So. If this is Juliet's goal, then it is not enough to be a good wife, you must have a good mother." I took a sip of the refreshing water, put down the cup hard, with sharp eyes and a firm tone. , has seen through everything.

"Juliet, I completely understand!"

I thought I would have to explain it several times before I could instill my thoughts into Juliet's mind, but I didn't expect that she would work very hard to realize her dream. I don't know when I turned on the quad-core mode. My brain was spinning so fast that I understood it after only saying it once.

"But how do you be a good mother?"

"Simple, how you achieve the goal of a good wife is how you achieve the goal of a good mother."

"Dear, you mean...playing house?" As expected of a quad-core Juliet, her eyes lit up and it only took her a second to figure out the secret.

"You're right."

"But. Who should I play house with... huh?!" Suddenly, Juliet's eyes lit up again. Finally it occurred to me, isn't there a third person here?

Then, her soft, slow-tempo, irresistible pure smile slowly turned towards Tamoya.

I also followed Juliet to watch. I found that Tamoya had hid in a corner of the cave, digging desperately, as if she wanted to escape the scene and draw a clear line with us.

"Tatara."

"Tamoya kiss."

How could she possibly run away? Juliet and I pounced on her at the same time. One person hugged one side, pushed Tamoya to the ground, and rubbed, nuzzled, nuzzled her intimately.

"No, I will never do it, not even if you kill me." Tamoya kept shaking her head, tears flashing in the corners of her eyes.

"Tamoya, this is Juliet's only dream, can't you sacrifice a little?" I firmly pressed Tamoya's shoulders, moved my face up, and looked at her condescendingly, showing my sincere eyes, hoping to influence her. Lord Wu Emperor.

"I...I can't do it." Tamoya turned her face away and avoided my gaze, with a faint blush on her face.

Look, Lord Wu Emperor has been condemned by his conscience and started to blush with embarrassment. I have to work harder. Dear Juliet, please do it for you!

I glanced at Juliet. At this moment, the fusion of our bear spirits once again created a great tacit understanding. This moment of eye contact allowed us to complete a perfect cooperation. I retracted and let go of Tamoya's shoulders. , Juliet stepped forward, held down Tamoya, and moved her face up.

Oh oh oh, watching a beautiful girl holding another beautiful girl under her in such a posture, as if something wonderful and a lily is about to happen, I don't know why my blood is boiling.

Hey, wait, that is to say, just now I suppressed Tamoya under me in a coquettish posture like Juliet's?

"..."

Well, forget it, don’t worry about the details, isn’t Tamoa lifeless? Cough cough cough!

Juliet didn't speak, she just kept using her soft and harmless smile that had the greatest will-killing effect, facing Tamoya. At first, Tamoya could still look at her, showing her firmness and unyieldingness. , began to look away, unable to look directly at Juliet's innocent and shining smile.

"Juliet, I like Tataya." In the end, Juliet hugged Tamoya gently and performed the last straw that broke the camel's back, finally making Tamoya give in.

"I promise, that's all I promise you, wuwuwu~~~ Why is it me? If I had known better, I shouldn't have listened to Xiong Ta's deception." With a sad face, Emperor Wu sat up amidst the cheers of me and Juliet, He stared at me with bitter eyes and his cheeks were bulging with anger.

"Xiong Ta, I won't forgive you easily this time."

"Uh..." My expression froze. Oops, it seemed that Emperor Wu was worried about him. She had always been open-minded and didn't like to care about things. What terrible methods would she use in the future to hold a grudge? Just thinking about it makes my whole body tremble.

I began to regret that Lata Moya went into the water. Wasn’t she picking up sesame seeds and throwing away the watermelon, digging a hole to bury herself?

However, Juliet can no longer stop her now, so I can only cooperate cautiously, while praying that Emperor Wu will be gentler to me in the future.

"So. What on earth am I going to do?" Tamoya sat back on the bonfire, still staring at me, like a boxer waiting for an opportunity to punch at any time.

"Can Tayaya play house with us and act as the daughter?" Quad-core Juliet's IQ was still astonishing. She changed her previous confusion and asked her unambiguously.

but. It seems that she never called Tamoya's name correctly once, and she mourned for Lord Martial Emperor.

"I know, just play the role of daughter, right? I agree."

Tamoya, who already understood her next fate, agreed readily without any unnecessary struggle. But why, behind this cheerfulness, was she still staring at me unblinkingly.

do not. Lord Martial Emperor, don't keep staring at me like this. I would rather you beat me half to death now. Feeling an unknown pressure, I held my head and shivered.

"The question is, how to do it well? How to do this [daughter] well." Tamoya emphasized the last two words, still staring at me, staring at me. If you look at me again, I will spare your life... the heroine!

"Yes. What should we do?" Juliet consumed too much energy and seemed to have gradually degraded from the quad-core mode. She could only look at me for help.

"Tamoya is at home... doesn't she get along well with Patriarch Moshidkar and Aunt Rogermia? I think that kind of atmosphere is enough." I blurted out, Moshidkar and Rogermia , are Tamoya’s father and mother.

"Yeah, why didn't I think of that? It's great that Bear Tower understands me so well."

Tamoya said with a smile, but there was no smile at all in those beautiful blue-purple pupils. Woo hoo hoo, so scary. Tamoya is so scary now. Am I going to be killed by her turning off the lights while I'm sleeping?

"So, what does Tamomo do at home?" Juliet, who gradually degenerated into a single-core and single-threaded person, began to ask for advice with a guilty conscience.

"Yes, let me think about it, first of all...I remember!" I clapped my hands, and in my frightened eyes, Tamoya cast a malicious look over me.

"Dad~Dad?"

"Uh... uh?" I trembled all over. This call from my father did not cause any ripples in my daughter's control soul. Instead, goosebumps kept popping up all over my body, and there seemed to be a strong murderous aura in it.

Am... am I going to die?

"Is this just a reaction to my daughter's cordial greetings?" Tamoya protested in dissatisfaction with her coquettishness. Why do I feel that her coquettishness also contains murderous intent? Is it an illusion?

"Hmm... Well, my good daughter, is something wrong?" I had no choice but to bite the bullet.

"You must be tired after a day's work. There are a lot of things in the clan, big and small."

"Yeah...yeah, I'm really tired when you say that." I handled it carefully, for fear of exposing any flaws.

"Then just like usual, let me rub your shoulders." Tamoya smiled brightly, raised a pair of small hands towards me, and suddenly gave me a firm squeeze, with a click, and I heard the terrifying sound of the air being squeezed. .

Fasten the motor, it turns out the trap is here, I'm finished!

"This, this, this... no, no, I suddenly remembered that I didn't... have a lot to do today, and I'm not tired at all, so I'll wait until next time." My tongue trembled, and I almost bit it several times. .

"This is very difficult to handle. Normally, my father would not say this. What should I do next? It's really difficult." Tamoya looked troubled, as if she was helpless.

Mechanically, I turned my head to look at Juliet. She was looking at me expectantly, shining, shining...

"I...I suddenly felt a little tired again, Tamoya, I'll leave it to you." In order to respond to Juliet's expectations, I reluctantly changed my words, and two long strings of bloody tears burst out from my heart.

"Great, this is the atmosphere of a family." Master Wu Emperor imitated Juliet, clasping his hands softly, but the smile on his face was not soft at all.

Before I had time to prepare, Tamoya turned behind me, raised her hands, pinched them on my shoulders, and with a click, gave me a shoulder-crushing bone-crushing hand with the first blow.

"Dad~Dad, your shoulders are really stiff. Look, they make a clicking sound just by squeezing them like this. You still say they're not tired. It's really outrageous."

"Ha...ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" It was dripping like a thread, enduring the crushing pain from my shoulders, I pretended to be heroic and laughed.

[I said...Tamoya, can you be a little gentler? 】

【no. 】

He refused without hesitation and refused to say a word more. How angry is Emperor Wu now?

"This...is this the family atmosphere that Juliet has been pursuing?" Seeing the scene of Tamoya and I [loving each other and sharing the happiness of father and daughter], Juliet's eyes shined brightly, Extremely moved.

Please, I'm at my limit here, my shoulders are really about to be shattered!

"I see, my dear, I have to be busy with so much work every day. I can't lose to my daughter, I have to work harder to serve her." Juliet said to herself, completely immersed in her own imaginary world, well Yes, he nodded, picked up the spoon, and gave me another [Ah~~~feeding].

"My dear, please eat more. Only when you are full can you have the strength to work." Juliet showed a mature and gentle smile like a 100% good wife, and she was full of energy.

"Okay...ok, eat more..." At this time, can we only rely on Juliet to divert our attention? I stretched my neck with difficulty, bit down the spoon, chewed it, and then swallowed.

The moment the food fell into her throat, Tamoya's [steady and strong] little hand suddenly moved from her shoulder to the back of her neck, and pressed hard on a certain part.

For a moment, the food falling into the throat... stopped.

"Woooo~~~~~~oooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~" I blushed like I was drowning, and danced non-stop. I was caught off guard by this move, and I was choked. The Buddha was born, and the two Buddhas ascended to heaven, almost belching.

Seeing that it was almost done, Tamoya let go of her fingers on the back of her neck, and the food fell again.

"Ahem, cough, cough, gotta be...saved."

"Dad~Dad, be careful, no matter how hungry you are, don't gobble it up." Tamoya, the culprit, was pretending to slap me on the back as if to comfort and reproach me.

"Ah la ah la, my dear, you are so hungry, this is incredible." When Juliet heard this, her wife's sense of mission suddenly ignited, and she piled the remaining dishes from the dinner into her bowl, like a pile. Then he picked up the oversized mountain of ice cream, which looked like a murderous weapon in my eyes, and said to me with a virtuous and beautiful smile, "Ah~~~".

At the same time, Tamoya's little hand that was squeezing on her shoulders moved slowly to the back of her neck.

"..."

Grandma in heaven, am I in an assassination family?

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There will be another chapter later, uh uh...

. . . (To be continued...) u