Diablo Destruction

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On the back of the shelling groove is a huge basket, which is as big as a room. It can probably accommodate a bed, a desk, a wardrobe, a coffee table and a few chairs. A few people made tea and chatted. △￠Novel,

Of course, it’s a proper RV, but there’s no way to guarantee whether it will be bumpy or not. After all, Xiao Jia is walking more and more like a big fat duck. He swayed and swayed, allowing me to sit in the basket on his back. No interest at all.

At this time, there was a rustling sound from the huge basket on the back, and a shadow suddenly appeared.

A demon goblin.

To be precise, it is a huge demon goblin. Ordinary demon goblins are only as big as a five or six-year-old African child. They are as thin as skin and bones due to hunger. But this demon goblin should probably be described in terms of head units. It is light. The upper part of the body exposed from the basket is nearly two meters high, and it should be four or five meters tall by visual inspection.

However, the thinness is still the same as that of all ordinary demons and fairies. At first glance, they look like aliens. They have white hair and blue skin. Their bodies are wrinkled like mummies. They are skinny and skinny. A pair of eyeballs protrude halfway from their sockets. They have the common features of ordinary demons and fairies. A cunning and insidious look, as well as a rare calmness and elusiveness, like a cunning fox.

A thirty-meter siege beast, coupled with a four- to five-meter demon goblin, is very scientific. However, it was the first time we saw such a large demon goblin. Kalute and I were slightly taken aback by the aura exuded by the other party. Although not as good as the siege beast beneath him. But it's also unusual. It's really a duo.

After the atmosphere solidified for a few seconds, the devil's big eyes blinked a few times and said hello to our surprise.

"Haha, what do you cunning humans want to do when they sneak into our territory?"

"There is no need to tell you about this devil."

Caroline drew the rapier in her hand. But I held him down with my bear paw. Well, let's see what tricks these two flying heroes want to play. Anyway, we will not agree with each other when the time comes, and our strength is completely worthy.

【Passing by. 】

I raised the sign and shook it. I was worried that the demons and goblins were illiterate, but my worries were in vain. After taking one look, it let out a weird chuckle.

"You tell this lie so straightforwardly and cleanly. I like cheerful people, humans. The battle to the death between us has not yet come, so why not put aside our prejudices and hatred for the time being. How about we have a good chat?"

"What's the point of talking to demons?" Although she was surprised by the intelligence of demons and goblins, Carole still muttered unwillingly.

[I don’t really want to fight you. But how can you make me believe the devil's words? It seems that your reputation is not very good. 】

Probably because I have been with Twin Tails for a while, I am not too averse to dealing with demons. Of course, it is absolutely impossible to become a companion through thick and thin with the demon goblin in front of me like I did with Twin Tails. The reason why they didn't start fighting immediately was, at best, that both sides had reasons not to want to fight.

Seeing how happy I was, without any hesitation, the demon elf let out a weird laugh again.

"This is the first time I have seen a human being like you, who either screams to kill or flees in confusion. My vision is indeed correct. You are different. As for whether you believe it or not, you can rest assured. I It doesn’t make you believe my intentions and interests, and it’s impossible for me to believe what you humans say. We can just treat each other as bragging, how about it?”

Oh, isn't this guy quite eloquent? His personality may be smoother than that of Twin Tails. What he said is absolutely correct. Just treat it as a chat with everyone with their own agendas. Maybe you can learn something about Artori from it. Ya clues.

I glanced at Carolie, and she sighed and reluctantly stepped back, leaving the upright and hateful Carolie to deal with the devil. It was too difficult for her.

[That makes sense. 】

"Zhizhizhizhi, you are such a strange human being. Maybe it will change my impression of human beings. This is the first time I have such a friendly conversation with a human being. I am really a little excited. How about singing a song? How about ?”

As he said that, the demon goblin bent down and after rummaging in the basket for a while, he brought out a huge magic tool and held a large speaker in his other hand.

"I will make an exception and let you take a look at my beloved thing, which I got from the hands of your kind... Ah, as for how I got it, let's not talk about it for now. In short, after I made some improvements, it became suitable After using it, the functions have been improved a lot, how! What! Like?!"

The last four words were spoken by the demon goblin into the big speaker on its left hand. For a moment, we thought we were being attacked by sonic waves. A terrifying and huge sound wave came from the huge magic tool it was holding in its other hand, shaking the whole body. The snowfield shivered a few times.

"If I sing like this, I can almost hear it in the whole area. It's awesome, it's awesome. I'm really a genius." He laughed loudly, and the demons and fairies danced with joy.

I suddenly realized that this guy... why does it look a bit like Wukongmon? All he lacked was a pair of muscles and sunglasses, and the messy white hair on his shawl gave him a bit of a Beatles vibe.

However, such a tempting invitation was made. Could it be said that my hidden attributes of a singer were actually seen through by it? It's really an unfathomable demon goblin. Fortunately, I didn't rush to fight it just now.

I showed an awe-inspiring look, and the soul of singing that had been sleeping for a long time in my body began to slowly revive. The bear's claws couldn't help but reach for the big trumpet in the hands of the demon and fairy.

I have no choice but to let the Arreat Plateau see my strength.

"Your Highness, if you don't want to start a war, please stop." Suddenly, Carole pulled my outstretched hand back.

Ahem, that's right. Although there is no war, the other party is not a friend. It is better to say that he may take advantage of our carelessness to attack at any time. Now is not a good time to show off his glory as a singer.

anyway. Caroline, did you just say something very rude?

Not only on my side, but also on the side of the demons and goblins. The siege beast's huge claws that had been raised high suddenly reached up to the basket behind it, and accurately blocked the big trumpet with the tip of one claw.

puff. This guy must be terrible at singing. Even his companions don't like him and don't want him to sing. It made me laugh so hard, hahahahaha.

"My partner doesn't seem to want me to wake up the little ones who are sleeping. There's really nothing I can do about it. This big brother is too gentle."

The demon goblin pointed at the siege beasts curled up in a ball of metal stones in the snowy field behind them, shook their heads helplessly, and sighed. You've got a good excuse. It's obvious that the singing is terrible. Stop covering it up, you god of destruction.

The demon goblin seemed to want to change the subject as quickly as possible, and quickly stuffed the large speaker and the magic device that had the same function as the speaker back into the basket.

"To be honest, the little guys in the territory are looking forward to my singing every day, but the time is not right now, I really can't help it, next time, next time. How about we talk about something else first?"

He was talking to himself without waiting for me to raise a wooden sign to mock him. The demon goblin took it upon himself to assume the posture of Commander Ikari and entered serious mode.

"Humans, can you tell me the reason why you came here to spy on me? Could it be that you finally couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to find out and prepare for a general attack on another day? No, no, no. Oh, my God, this is terrible. , you will die miserably without the help of angels. You are all tied together and are no match for Lord Barr. It is not too late to stop now."

"..." I didn't expect this guy to be a complete chatterbox. Will he give me a chance to raise his sign?

[Since you know, why bother asking? 】

"It's just because I know that I'm wondering. If it's not to pry into our details and prepare for an attack, and it doesn't look like we're looking for trouble, then what's the purpose? Could it be that my reputation for singing has finally reached you humans? , traveled thousands of miles to come and hear me sing a song, hey hey hey, partner, you see that she is so sincere, do you still want to stop me?"

"..." Are you kidding me? I, the number one singer in the universe, want to come here specially to hear you sing. You have a brain, do you want to fight? ah? Do it now, come on, don't talk nonsense, see who is singing conquest to whom!

I rolled up my sleeves and was about to step forward and smack this shameless devil to death, but I was hugged tightly from behind by Carolie.

"Look, the guest is already angry. Even so, do you still want to stop me, partner?" Seeing my mood fluctuating greatly, the demon fairy even misunderstood something and questioned his partner more severely.

"Is this how we treat guests? Although the other party is a human being and an enemy, it is true that the visitor is a guest. You should let me sing a song." The demon goblin picked up the loudspeaker again, but was beaten by the siege beast. Without hesitation, he blocked the horn again.

Hahahaha, you idiot, you song-destroying God of Destruction, must you have seen this? Stop bragging, your songs are not even popular with your partner!

"I'm so angry. Is it possible that our famous shelling and groove combination should be separated into shelling and grooves because of such a trivial matter, and we will never have contact with each other?"

Hey hey, is the shelling groove actually made up of the nicknames of these two flying heroes? Who is Shelling? Who is Groove?

Anyway, after a messy scene, the demon goblin and I finally calmed down.

[To be honest, we are here to find someone. 】

"No, no, no, even if you add the emphatic word [tell the truth] in front of it, I won't be able to believe you. But since you came here specifically to admire my singing voice, I will make an exception and believe you."

Can you kill this guy? Colgate, let's start the war now, stop talking nonsense, I want to grab its enhanced version of the magic amplifier!

[Can you provide any clues? 】

"Oh? As a human, will you believe what I say?"

[It’s better than not knowing anything. Even if you lie, it might be of reference value. You don’t need to worry about this kind of thing. 】

"Okay, okay, since you are the first human to communicate happily with me, I will tell the truth."

That's not pleasant. You bastard, please hand over the magic loudspeaker and I will spare your life!

"Actually, we have no clues."

Sure enough, it’s better to kill it. Carol, don’t stop me.

"Calm down, calm down, isn't it just a clue if there is no clue? It means that the person you want to find has not come to my territory, or that he has left secretly, not as bold as you. Alas, what do you think of this ghost place in the ice and snow? Okay, why did Master Baal send me to a place like this? How wonderful it would be to go back to the hell world, where the intoxicating smell of bloody killings is everywhere, oh. The only smell here is the cold fart smell from Harrogath Mountain all day long, completely You can’t stand it, right partner.”

The sound of your farts is unbearable. It's a shame that the siege beasts have been able to combine with you until now. If it were me, I would have blocked your mouth a long time ago.

But the demon goblin is right. If it is telling the truth, then we can safely abandon the Arreat Plateau and go directly to the crystal channel.

The demon goblin was still chattering to himself: "Speaking of which, Sir Baal has been particularly active recently, which has frightened you a lot, right? Don't hide it. At least I could feel a little bit of your human aura in the past. I wander around my territory sneakily, and occasionally I can grab some good things from them. I can’t feel it at all these days. It’s so lonely. Fortunately, you are here. I said that I really don’t want to hear me sing a song. ?"

[Then do you know why Barr is particularly active? ] I had an idea and asked.

"No, no, no. It's illegal for you to ask me this kind of question. I can lie. But I don't want to lie now, so I won't tell you. In fact, I don't know. How can a peripheral person like me know such a core secret? , you should ask Lord Baal about the beast that is bigger than my partner. Yes, even in the eyes of our demons, it is a completely bloodthirsty beast. Although I don’t recommend you to go find it because it is not like me. If you are so talkative, I will probably catch you and chew you hard."

[Shut up when you've said enough. 】I really can't bear it anymore. This guy is too verbose. If you don't know, just say you don't know. Who wants to listen to your nonsense? Look for the ancient records of the most likely person among the three demon gods and four demon kings. By.

"Oh oh oh. Look, partner, he must be angry because he didn't hear me sing. It's all your fault."

"Buzz buzz woo woo~~~~" From the mouth of this huge thirty-meter siege beast came an indistinct buzz. Probably only demons and fairies could understand the meaning.

"What, you won't let me sing even if you do this? That's enough. Let's separate our families. Stop talking. I won't listen. Separate our families. Let's separate our families. Take off your steel plate. It belongs to me. , I think that in order to build this set of steel plates for you, I walked in hell for a full 140 years and experienced 810 life-threatening dangers..."

Are you going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures? !

Forget it, since I can't get any useful information and don't want to have a fight with these two flying heroes, I'd better leave here early. I don't want to bear the mental attack of this demon goblin anymore. I don't know why my body is even worse than after the fierce battle. Tired, is this a conspiracy of demons and goblins?

Seeing that I was about to leave, the devil and goblin rolled his eyes. He didn't know what he thought of, and he suddenly became as if he was in a daze.

"Ah, I remembered it. Could it be that your partner went deeper?"

【how do you know? ] I looked up at it with suspicion.

"Because, the two guys from Crystal Channel and Glacier have been very restless recently. Although they usually like to get together and bully others, but recently those two bastards seemed to have taken the wrong medicine and were extremely violent. They were standing at the entrance. You can hear them roaring all day and all night, so I guess your partner pissed them off?"

This... is really possible. Arturia may not be so reckless and provoke a well-known demon lord without preparation and assurance, but then, it is better to say that this is her usual tyrant-like style.

"If you want to look there, be careful. Those two guys have bad tempers, and they are also extremely powerful. If it's just the two of you... it's really hard to tell. It's hard to say."

"You don't need to worry." Carole glared at her coldly and whispered to me: "Be careful, Your Highness, don't let it trick you. In my opinion, if the time comes, we really have to fight with the devil in the crystal channel. If the lord gets entangled, it would be better if he doesn't add insult to injury."

I nodded and secretly said to Carole that she was careful. Yes, the pair of flying heroes in front of me are different from the two tails. Although they seemed to have a cordial and friendly chat for a while, they are still enemies. One day they will be the enemy of our dark continent. .

If I could kill these two flying heroes in a short period of time like King Arthur did to the Sandworm Queen, calmly, simply and neatly, I would probably take action without hesitation, precisely because I am not sure that I will be able to kill them in a short period of time. , resolving the battle without causing other troubles will make the opponent linger for so long.

Hey, the enhanced version of the magic loudspeaker will be kept with you for a while. Sajia will come to pick it up in person one day.

My heart shuddered, and I ignored the devil and goblin's request to stay and chat for a while. I turned around and left with Kaluejie. Ah, I forgot to ask which direction the crystal channel was, but whatever, I can't tell for sure. The goods will fool us and point us to a dead end.

Watching the two humans leaving, the demon goblin's huge eyeballs protruded halfway from their sockets and narrowed into a slit.

"Huh, it's not easy. I finally got rid of the two uninvited guests. When did humans get two strong men like this? If I hadn't been smart enough to fight, I wouldn't have been sure at all. Partner, please praise me quickly. Well, what, can we call for reinforcements? Bah, bah, bah, you want me to call that bastard Darkfawn, right? Even if I am killed by humans, I will not call him that. He is a shame to our demon goblin family. Besides, , even if the three of them are together, the outcome is unpredictable. Anyway, in order to celebrate that I have outsmarted a powerful enemy, you want me to sing a song."

Then, the sharp claws of the siege beast accurately blocked the mouth of the big trumpet again.

Shrugging helplessly, the demon elf showed a sly smile again: "Zhizhizhi, now there is something good to see. Maybe we can still get a bargain, right, partner..."

. . . (To be continued...) u