Diablo Destruction

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"You are abusing the wounded." It was more than half an hour after I got rid of the bullying of these bastards. Facing a room full of class enemies, I shouted righteously without flinching.

"Where is the injury? Let me take a look." Raphael came up to me as if he was concerned, but I screamed and ran away. This camp witch must be trying to rub salt into my wounds, just like she did just now. .

"Little brother, everyone is caring about you." Sa Qili said leisurely while drinking tea that she didn't know when she brewed it or where she got it. Her peaceful and gentle demeanor was like sitting on the doorstep basking in the sun. old lady.

There was a sound of hitting the ground, and a poison-quenched dagger was inserted next to my ear, buzzing and vibrating, showing how terrifying the force used by this first-generation camp witch was.

"Brother, I seem to feel that you are thinking about some very rude things in your mind, is that right?"

"No, no, how dare you." I shook my head like a rattle, my back was covered with sweat, it was so scary, Sa Qili was so scary, it was better not to provoke her easily.

"I said let's not change the topic, okay?" Seeing that things were developing in a dangerous direction, I coughed a few times and quickly got back on track, planning to seek justice for myself.

"Sir Raphael, why are you punishing me like this? I came back from the battle this time and brought Artoria back. My honor is wounded."

"Oh, are you pretending to be stupid?" Raphael smiled and played with the fan, opening and closing it, and his perfect face that looked like Linya showed a playful smile that Linya had never shown before.

"I don't know, how could I know? If I knew, I wouldn't come to you and wait for you to calm down." I shook my head and told the truth.

"That's right. Mr. Raphael, Junior Brother Wu definitely doesn't know." Seatik was also speaking for me. Oh, he is worthy of being the second senior brother. He will still protect his junior brother at critical moments.

"Junior brother Wu is really stupid, how could he be pretending to be stupid?"

"..." Withdraw the preface, I must take good care of this big bald Kui Ye at the training ground another day.

"I can't help it. I've known for a long time that Xiao Wu is stupid, but I didn't expect him to be so stupid."

"Ahhhh. It's okay that I'm an idiot. Tell me quickly and stop going off topic." Seeing that everyone was in high spirits and seemed to be planning to verbally criticize me again, I quickly interrupted.

"It's not because you went to Harrogath and provoked the demon lord there, which caused the whole Harrogath to be in chaos." He closed his fan and pointed at me fiercely, almost touching the tip of my nose. .

"It's unjust." Regarding this kind of unwarranted control. How could I just admit my guilt?

"I didn't provoke them at all, they brought them to my door."

"You're still reasonable, right? They take the initiative to deliver it to your door, so you have to open the door to pick up the customers, right?"

"Opening the door to pick up guests is too unpleasant to say. Isn't there nothing I can do about it? Do you think those two lords are noobs, and they will go home obediently as soon as I close the door?" I still said plausibly. Be confident.

"I have learned about the specific process in detail from Caroline." The fan pointed at the tip of my nose moved away and was played with by Raphael again.

"Let's not talk about the mistakes that Xiao Wu made. There is one thing that I have never figured out, why the crusher and the frozen monster came together. Even if the relationship between the two of them is good, under normal circumstances, the demon lord will not be casual. The Hell Clan has no habit of visiting other lords’ territories.”

"You ask me, I don't know either." Raphael looked at me, which made me feel aggrieved, as if it was my fault.

"Isn't it because Xiao Wu's stupidity is so strong that the two of them felt it when they first came to Harrogas?"

"Master Raphael, you are a ginseng cock. I will truthfully complain to Grandma Akara."

"It's just a joke, Xiao Wu, really, it's too much to make a fuss out of a molehill." This trick turned out to be somewhat effective, and Raphael laughed guiltily and changed the subject.

"The only clue is that when you met with the Shelling Groove, the information it revealed did not seem to lie to you. I have to say that you handled the meeting with the Shelling Groove very properly, although we are incompatible with it. He is the mortal enemy of Harmony, but when we meet, he will fight to the death. That is just the behavior of a reckless man. At this stage, it is not the time for a showdown with the Hell Clan."

When will that be? I resisted asking this question because the answer might not be what I wanted to hear.

At this moment, Arturia walked in again, with Little King sitting on her shoulders. It seemed that the words of escape just now were not entirely an excuse.

"What are you talking about?"

"We are discussing why the Crusher and the Frozen Monster came together. If not, Xiao Wu would not have to suffer such a disaster."

"That's right." My little chicken nodded: "If there was only one of them, I would have killed it long ago, rolled up the victory prize and ran away safely."

"Withdrawal of the preface, it's really better for the two of them to be together. Little Wu has a rough skin and a rough flesh. It doesn't matter if he gets hurt or something."

"Are you so unwilling to let me kill a demon lord?!"

"Sorry, I don't know either. I teleported directly from Harrogas to the crystal channel. I don't know when and why these two lords got together." Arturia shook her head, indicating that this was not the case. Not my fault.

"I just realized at the end that there was a vaguely powerful aura following me. The enemy was not something I could defeat, so I planned to play hide-and-seek with the opponent. As a result, the enemy was already attracted by Fan before the game started. Unexpectedly, I The powerful aura I felt was actually the Crusher and the Frozen Monster."

Artoria continued, making us all wipe away the cold sweat. Neither the Crusher nor the Freezing Monster was a match for Artoria now, but they actually started playing a hide-and-seek game with each other. I have to say that the style of Her Majesty the Queen also highlights the word "reckless", and she will never give up when encountering a strong enemy.

"It seems that the two lords did not come together because of Artoria."

After hearing these words, Raphael nodded, because if it was to deal with Artoria, there was no need for the two major lords to join forces. The crusher's men alone are enough for Artoria to drink from a pot.

"What are you doing looking at Ben Ang? You want to say that Ben Ang made a mistake?" The little King Arthur on his shoulder was playing with the sword as if nothing had happened. When he saw everyone's eyes falling on her covertly, he immediately raised his toothpick sword, He glared at us one by one with arrogance.

"No, how could it be? No one would doubt King Arthur." Raphael covered his mouth and chuckled. I don't know why, but I always feel like her smile is a bit fake.

"It's not bad. Not only did Ben Ang make no mistakes, he also took the overall situation into consideration. He took the overall situation into consideration and let the little lord go."

"Is it the Crusher or the Freezing Monster who released that? Could it be said that you have gone to trouble them?"

"No, there is absolutely no such thing, Ben Aung said. If Ben Aung had not taken the overall situation into consideration, he would have come to kill the Crusher. But Su didn't, so Ben Aung is only a person who takes the overall situation into consideration. clatter."

Little King Arthur realized that something had been exposed, and he panicked a little, and quickly explained.

"I see. As expected of King Arthur, he is very thoughtful." I don't know if I saw through the panic of little King Arthur. Anyway, Raphael looked enlightened and gave him a small flattery.

"I also think it can't be Lord Arthur. She has too many opportunities to kill the Crusher and the Frozen Monster." At this time. Artoria spoke. She was the only person present who knew who King Arthur was and knew that it was King Arthur who saved the three of them.

Therefore, if King Arthur wants to kill the Crusher and the Frozen Monster, he can kill them easily when saving the three of them, including the Shelling Groove. At that time, the three major lords are already dying and have no power to resist. , stepped forward to hit the target, and it was absolutely accurate. However, King Arthur did not do this.

"Su Da, Su Da, we see that even Alto said this, I am innocent." Seeing that Artoria also stood up to defend her, the little girl jumped even more excitedly, as if she had been deceived by the heavens. The greatest injustice underneath.

Isn’t there a saying that people who make mistakes tend to have louder voices? It's a pity that the upright and selfless Alto defended little King Arthur, but no one thought of this, and in the end it was dropped.

"It seems that we won't be able to find an answer to this question for a while, so let's stop here. Let's discuss the mistakes Xiao Wu made first and give you a reason to be punished."

I'm here, I'm sitting upright, with Liu Hulan's unyielding sense of justice on my face.

"First of all, the first mistake is that when you heard the Shelling Groove say that the two major lords got together in the crystal channel, you shouldn't drill in again. It's not like you don't know that you can cause trouble wherever you go. Attracted."

"Can you trust the words of a guy like Shelling Groove? Besides, even if it is true, Artoria is still inside, and I can't just sit idly by and ignore it. If we hadn't broken in and attracted the attention of the two lords , if they find Artoria, wouldn’t she be in danger?”

"Okay, let me take your worry about Alto as a legitimate reason. This is just a mistake."

"Hmph." I crossed my arms, showing a victor's attitude. It was not easy to defeat Raphael.

"The second mistake is that when you encounter the Elite Moon King, you should retreat. You should not kill it. For such an existence, you don't need to think about it. Its status in the crystal channel must be only lower than that of the Crusher. , if you kill it, will the Crusher spare you? To say the least, after you and Kaluge join forces to kill it, you should also try your best to escape as soon as possible."

"We wanted to run away, but there were too many monsters blocking the road." I shrank my neck guiltily.

"Is this really true? Did you really use all your strength to escape? No."

"This...this...ahem, I didn't try my best..." I lowered my head. Caroline must have told Rafael the detailed process, and it was useless to argue at this time.

"So, your first mistake was not to pay attention to the two major lords, or in other words, you were ready to take action against them, right?"

"Isn't it? Killing one of them can help you get one or two levels up." I pointed my fingers and kept thinking, one level, two levels. This was my experience after a whole month or two, but I almost lost it. Phil was furious.

"You still care about that experience. Is the great god Baal on the top of the mountain just a decoration?"

"Of course not, I just thought that if it appeared, five...ahem, Lord Tyrell would never sit idly by and ignore it, would he?"

"That's what it is, but if Baal really wants to kill you, Lord Tyrell may not have time to save you. Moreover, even if Baal doesn't do it himself, there are many men around him who can kill you. You really can't. Do you think you can defeat all of Harrogath Mountain and be invincible except for Baal?"

"I know I'm wrong. I know I'm wrong. Isn't that okay?" I lowered my head and confessed listlessly. It was indeed because I had neglected to think about it.

"There's a second point."

"Ah, there's more?"

"Of course, while you were fighting the Crusher and the Frozen Monsters, it was clear that Colgate was already hiding. You could have retreated at any time, but you refused to do so. As a result, Colgate had to help, and even The Shelling Groove was lured over, and then, Artoria appeared, three against three. At this time, you had enough ability to retreat. But you still did not retreat. Opportunities were presented to you every time, but you missed them. , always want to kill one or two lords and earn some experience. That’s right.”

"I was also at fault. I was too passionate at the time and didn't consider retreating." Arturia took the initiative to share the responsibility.

"No, it's my fault. I started the fight and dragged Kaluge and Artoria into the water. They were injured and I was seriously injured. I asked for this." I originally wanted to quibble. After a while, seeing that my king had already stood up, how could I let her take the blame, so I hurriedly said.

"You two have a deep love as a couple and it's very sweet. Stop arguing. Except for Kalue, both of you are at fault. It's just that Xiao Wu has a greater responsibility and has to bear more than nine points."

"Yes~~~~~~" I drawled my tone and became even more despondent.

"So, do you have any objections to the punishment we just imposed?" "No, not at all."

"Hmm, when it comes to accepting punishment for making mistakes, Xiao Xiao Wu is extremely clean and tidy, which is the only advantage."

well? I am your grandson-in-law after all. Is it really okay to harm me like this?

"Anyway, it's fine. Xiao Wu, Alto, welcome you back." As the conversation changed, Raphael's tone changed from strict to enthusiastic, full of sincere love, which even made me frustrated and lost. My heart began to cheer up.

As expected, she is worthy of being a princess of hundreds of tribes. She has mastered the job of manipulating people's hearts with practice.

"It's just that, Xiao Xiao Wu, there is one more thing I have to remind you."

"What did you say out of the blue? Didn't you agree not to discuss this anymore and celebrate our return?" I stopped and smiled very purely and innocently.

"Of course, but let me tell you first, you can't hold a grudge because of this incident, think that it's not a problem to kill any of them alone, and secretly go to find trouble for those three lords." Raphael said tightly. Staring at me, as if wanting to see into my heart.

"Lord Raphael, am I such a narrow-minded person?"

"You are." This time, not only Raphael, but also Carlos, Seatik, Sa Qili, Tulakov, and Shashik all said in unison. Only my king, in the face of unanimous consensus, accused me of being innocent. He blinked, his golden hair curling up and down, as if he wanted to express something.

"The idiot's mount is very narrow-minded. I can testify to this. I can testify that the idiot's mount is extremely cautious." The little king was enjoying the torment the most, and he started shouting in fear that the world would not be in chaos.

"Okay, I am petty, but I will never go to trouble them, at least not until you agree, Lord Raphael. I swear in the name of Willas, this is okay."

"So absolutely?" The eldest brother and the second brother almost spit out a sip of tea. They know how much I dote on Vilas. Asking me to swear in the name of God is like farting, but in the name of Vilas, there is absolutely no chance. question.

"It seems to be true."

"Junior Brother Wu can definitely trust this kind of oath." Carlos said solemnly. As a wife-loving family, he understood the binding nature of this oath very well.

"Okay, Carlos has said so. There is no other way. I will believe you this time. Now, go back and recover from your injuries. Recover your injuries quickly before we can hold a celebration banquet." Bai Bai, a singer and dancer who likes lively singing and dancing The clan princess seemed to be impatient. Under her repeated urging, I had no choice but to say goodbye and go back to rest.

"It's really suspicious." Raphael fell into deep thought as he watched a certain druid leave.

"With Xiao Xiao Wu's petty mind, he would readily agree not to trouble the three lords who injured it like this. I always feel that something is wrong. Carlos, Seattle, can you do a favor and follow Xiao Xiao? Wu, do you want to see what kind of medicine he is selling?"

"No problem. To be honest, I'm also very curious. Junior Brother Wu will not swear in the name of his wife easily." Carlos nodded and stood up, said goodbye with Seattle Lake, and followed quietly.

However, a certain druid seemed to be very calm and had no other thoughts. He went straight back home from the tent without going anywhere.

"It's really strange. Junior Brother Wu has changed his temper?" Standing at the door, Carlos looked confused.

"Yes, in terms of being petty, among the people I have met, apart from Teacher Kasha, Farah and Muradin, he ranks fourth." Seatik touched his chin, also looking puzzled.

"How about, go in and take a look."

"That's what I'm thinking too. I won't be able to sleep well until this mystery is solved."

So, they both opened the door and walked in openly. Just in time, they saw a certain Druid tinkering with something in the living room. Hearing the sound, they turned around and smiled brightly. He seemed to be in a good mood. , not like a wounded person at all.

"Why are you two here? Just in time, come and take a look. I stole something good from the Shelling Groove. It's a great thing. With this, my singing can spread all over the continent..."

. . . (To be continued...) u