Diablo Destruction

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A few days later, the little foxes came back.

"What's wrong with this idiot?" After noticing that I was listlessly greeting her, Master Tianhu pointed at me unceremoniously and asked Jeluka next to me.

“There is nowhere to vent your energy, which leads to excessive accumulation of worries and world-weary impulses.”

"That's weird!" I roared angrily, asking someone who is not good, why would you ask a pornographic maid?

"I seem to smell the smell of herbs. Are you injured again, you idiot?" The little fox flicked her sensitive nose and sniffed at me, asking suspiciously.

"You can smell this?" I widened my eyes and sniffed my clothes. There was no smell at all. The injury was almost healed, and it had been three or four days since Kaluge's medicine was taken, that is, She said she could still detect the smell of medicine from three or four days ago?

Wait, the dirty maid and I just... last night, isn't that right?

I glanced at the pornographic maid tremblingly, and she seemed to notice my worries. She proudly put a bottle of perfume in her sleeve and waved it towards me.

This is an odorless perfume that she would spray on herself and me every time she left. Perhaps it would be more appropriate to describe it as a deodorizing perfume. Could it be said that this thing has achieved meritorious service?

I guess so. The little fox's nose can't be that sensitive. Maybe there was still a smell of medicine in my room and it stuck to my clothes, so she smelled it. Otherwise, there is only one possibility, and that is that Caroline didn't. Help me wash my clothes.

"Ahem, I got a little injured." I avoided the topic as if nothing had happened.

"Oh, you suffered a minor injury? A minor injury that requires taking medicine?" His Highness Tianhu refused to give up and asked for the root cause.

"You're too curious, that's not good." I pretended to be serious.

"It's strange, do you think this Tianhu wants to care about you? A fool like you might as well just fall into the medicine jar and drown." Seeing that I didn't appreciate my concern for her, the little fox's fur exploded, and she was full of arrogance. scolded me.

What I want is this effect, using her tsundere attribute to cut off the topic. I am really a man with unfathomable intelligence and terrifying.

"It's nothing. His Highness just went to Harrogath for a serious fight."

"..." A certain great man once said that no matter how clever a person is, he cannot prevent a thief in his home.

"Oh~~~~~~" The little fox's ears perked up with a startled expression. His eyes narrowed as he looked at me, revealing a sinister aura.

"So that's it. You're such a bad guy, and you've made a fool of this Tianhu. You must be very proud of it, right?"

"I suddenly remembered that the sheep at home haven't been fed yet, so I need to take a step forward." I turned around and ran away.

"Don't even think about it. I didn't remember that you raised sheep. I would definitely trust you if you raised women." In terms of speed, the little fox had an absolute advantage. She had just taken a step forward when she grabbed him by the collar.

"Okay, explain this clearly to me, Tianhu, otherwise you won't be able to leave the room."

He grabbed me by the back of my collar and dragged me away step by step, leaving a clear mark on the ground. I stared at the pornographic maid with resentful eyes, hoping that even a trace of guilt would appear on her face, indicating that this arrogant maid There was still a cure, but unexpectedly she grinned and waved to me goodbye, her face full of gloating.

Just wait and see!

By the time you escape from the clutches of the little fox, it's already dusk. Damn it, where did the dirty maid go? Come out here and I won't spank you.

Like a hungry beast foraging in the jungle, I grinned slightly, lurking behind the furniture, and kept patrolling the room with my animalistic eyes.

It turned out that there was no one inside. Where did everyone go?

I scratched my head, walked to the yard outside, and found a figure, who looked hostile!

Hiding in the corner, I took a peek and saw, what? It turned out to be the confused girl Juliet. What was she doing in the yard? Where was her inseparable good friend Mipa Knight?

I walked out from the corner and found our soft girl doing something very artistic.

She was sitting on the lawn outside the yard, her beautiful and elegant long dress draped, forming a light blue lotus leaf on the ground.

There were about dozens of little birds surrounding her, chirping, and the confused knight was feeding them with some bread crumbs in his palms. He would hum softly from time to time, and the top ten singing diva-level music immediately made these little birds join in. Sing in unison and become closer to the confused knight.

I stood behind, stunned.

Forgive me for not having a noble heart, but what I am thinking about now is, there are so many birds, what if half of them poop and soil their clothes?

"Huh?" Knight Mipa noticed me, turned around, tilted his head slightly, and then showed a look of surprise.

"Lord Lanster."

"..." It took three seconds to recognize me, and the names were mixed. This fact made me so happy (sorrowful) happy (painful) if (crossing) crazy (plus), dear Juliet, we Is this the extent of our friendship?

Juliet's greeting frightened many birds into flight. For a moment, all the birds flew away in the sunset, so joyful that I was even more worried that these birds would suddenly drop something from the air.

"Hey, I'm sorry, I seem to have disturbed you."

"How is that possible? Your Highness, please come with us." The confused knight chuckled softly and patted the lawn next to her. They looked like good friends, sitting in rows and innocently.

"It won't disturb you and your children, right?" I hesitated.

"No, no, if it's His Highness, it won't happen." Juliet kept shaking her head, as if she wanted to emphasize something.

"Well, if you say so."

I cautiously walked towards Juliet. Dozens of birds jumped in unison, turned towards me, and looked at me with their heads tilted. Suddenly, I felt a little like Alexander. Please, I am the savior. How could I be beaten by a mere group of warriors? Wu Zha was frightened.

With a slight cough, I quickened my pace, came to Juliet, and sat down on the lawn next to the lotus leaves formed by her long skirt.

"Hey, hey, your highness, please come too." Juliet gathered up her skirt, moved to sit a little closer, stretched out her little hand, and gave me a handful of bread crumbs.

"I didn't expect there to be so many birds here. It's really nice." She sprinkled a handful of them casually and said happily.

"After all, it's a grassland. Do you often do this among the elves?"

"Yes, but no one dares to get close to the Crystal Tree. Even if you sing, you can't call them over. You can only feed them outside." Juliet felt a little regretful, and then smiled brightly.

"Here, it's nice to see them right out the door."

See the birds constantly surrounding Juliet, chirping, seeming to attract her attention. For these simple-minded little guys, Juliet is far more attractive than food, and Juliet is surrounded by the center. , also like a carefree bird.

"It seems that you have made many new friends."

"That's right." Juliet touched the feathers of a bird that jumped on the back of her hand, her expression was gentle, a little relieved, and a little lonely.

"Because, apart from my sisters, they are the only ones willing to be my friends."

Hmm, it seems that I am not counting.

"Now Lord Lanster too."

It was too late and my name was mixed up again. My heart was broken.

"Could it be that... Juliet got too carried away? Did she treat His Highness as a friend without authorization? Sorry, His Highness is clearly the master that Juliet should protect, how can he be a friend?" Seeing that I didn't speak, Juliet's eyes changed. Ding Ding looked over, lowered his head and murmured sadly.

When did this confused knight turn on the quad-core mode? Think too much.

I stretched out my hand and stroked her head like Juliet caressing a bird: "There is no such thing. We are friends, Juliet and I."

"Are we friends? Your Highness and I?" The confused knight raised his head, his eyes flickering.

"Yeah, friend."

"Really friends? Me and Lord Lanster?"

"Of course..." Your sister, if I hadn't known about Juliet's confused attributes, I would 100% think she was teasing me.

"That's great, Juliet, I have another friend." Juliet cheered and hugged her, causing the birds to flutter in surprise.

Hey, hey, let go, it will be a big misunderstanding if someone sees you.

Seeing Juliet hugging my arm tightly, and there was a heart-warming soft touch on her arm, I was so frightened that I quickly looked around. Well, luckily there was no one there.

"Okay, okay, Juliet, be good, you see your little friend is already jealous of me." He stroked Juliet's head and coaxed.

"Ah, sorry, sorry, there are more crumbs, please enjoy, Sally, Jessetta."

Have you chosen the names yet? !

"There are still many, don't grab them, Jerry, Tasima."

"..." Well, it seems that I have overthought it. After all, I am a confused knight, and I still can't even remember my name.

I also tried to spill the bread crumbs in my hand, and the birds jumped around me. Some of them even jumped on my wrist and pecked directly.

Uh-huh, you're not afraid of me.

"Look, Your Highness, the birds really like you." Juliet seemed very happy to see this scene.

"That's probably because of your relationship." I was noncommittal. Do you know how daddy's aura can affect these birds? God you are fucking kidding me.

"No." Juliet's voice was very soft, like a marshmallow that melted in your mouth, but the will inside it was very strong. Her personality was confused, a little weak, and not so confident. She showed a strong affirmation. .

"It's not because of Juliet, it's because of His Highness himself."

"Yes...really?"

I was overwhelmed by Juliet's rare courage and nodded subconsciously, is that so? Rather, is it necessary to distinguish this kind of thing so seriously? No matter what, it doesn't matter. Whether it's because of Juliet's charm or because of my daddy aura, these birds finally let down their guard against me. It doesn't matter, dear Juliet, what's wrong with you?

Juliet, who was originally easy to understand, suddenly became difficult to understand, which made me a little uneasy, so I had to lower my head and play with the bird in silence. Don't get me wrong, this bird is not that bird.

This guy is really not afraid of me. An arrogant little guy jumped on my shoulder. From a closer look, he tilted his head and looked at me, his dark eyes flashing.

Unbridled and bold, this is the position of the little king. Do you know that you are now standing on the throne of the first king in the mainland? If you know, just stay down.

It's a pity that this bird doesn't care about me, and still stares at me motionlessly.

Very good, I have courage. It seems that you must not know who I am. I will scare you to death if I tell you. I am the savior of this world. I am known as the most powerful singer in history. I will fall under my bear claws and long sword. The enemy's corpses can circle the continent three times together. Do you know how powerful I am now?

The other person still doesn't like me. Is it because he is a bird?

It seems that if I don't give it a show of strength, it won't know how powerful I am. Let me show you the terrifying murderous intent that has always been hidden under my harmless temperament!

I stared at it, my eyes opened angrily, a sharp light flashed from the corner of my eyes, and my eyes became stern and cruel, at least that's what I thought.

It finally responded. It flapped its wings and flew up, and even pecked my eyes.

"Oh oh oh------ !!!" I wrapped my eyes and mourned, blinding my titanium alloy dog's eyes, you have a kind of bastard, don't run!

At this commotion, all the birds flew away, and Juliet came up with concern.

"Your Highness, are you okay?"

"No...it's nothing. It's just a stupid bird. Don't even think of hurting me." I covered my eyes and forced a smile. What on earth has happened to this world? Can even a bird easily bully the savior? Have I reached this point of being harmless to humans and animals?

"Let Juliet take a look." Juliet gently pushed her hand away and looked at my half-open eyes, with that flawless and pretty face constantly approaching.

Wait, wait, Juliet, kiss, what are you doing? Men and women do not want to kiss each other, so be reserved!

With a "Hu~~~" sound, the moist breath lightly brushed on the eyes, like a panacea. The pain in the eyes immediately stopped, the pain in the waist was gone, and the person felt energetic.

"Huha~~~Huha~~~" Juliet continued to blow gently into my eyes, and the faint and fragrant fragrance made me intoxicated.

"I said... you two seem to be very close, can I join in and play together?" At some point, Knight Mipa appeared next to us, came closer, and watched every move of me and Juliet at close range.

when?

I was startled, and quickly distanced myself from Juliet. As a result, I found that not only the Mipa Knights, but also the little foxes were also there, staring at me with cold eyes, while Carlos and the others kept shaking their heads, as if I lament that another poor girl has fallen into the clutches of the devil.

"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding, right, Juliet." I looked at Juliet with a sad face, and suddenly I was shocked, no, I asked the wrong person, she has been cheating me for a hundred years!

However, unexpectedly, Juliet explained it to me very well.

"Your Highness, his eye was pecked by a bird."

It turns out that everyone believed Juliet's words deeply, and they all showed expressions of surprise, and their cold eyes changed into pity eyes.

The majestic savior was pecked in the eye by an ordinary bird. What kind of savior is this? Should it be more appropriate for the league to consider changing players?

"..."

I think now, dear Juliet, it’s better not to explain it.

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