Diablo Destruction

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Day after day passed, the house was fully prepared and ready to go at any time, especially Vilas, who seemed to have gained a new power from old man Farah... Oh no, it was a brand new kitchen utensil, consisting of eight legendary kitchen utensils. The epic portable mobile kitchen, referred to as the Yongling Tanlang Zhuanlong Mo Shengjialou portable foldable mobile giant panda tofu kitchen. ︽,

Everything is good, that's the thing anyway, my family, even if you give her the corpse of a fallen demon, she can probably make delicious food.

In order to respond to her enthusiasm, I decided to set off early, but before that, there was one more thing that had to be done.

Both Kane and Akara seemed to want to know what the little metal ball I brought back from the hell world was. They originally wanted to wait until the little ghost woke up before asking clearly, but they didn't expect that the ghost of the god of sleep, since After Third World made me a meal of diamond powder clear noodle soup, I slept until now, putting on a show of "I spent my whole life just to make a bowl of soup for Xiaofan, so don't disturb me. I have to get enough sleep." "Moon" posture.

Thinking of the bowl of sparkling clear noodle soup that made me burst into tears, I made a difficult decision. I took off the necklace from my neck and held it tightly with my unicorn right arm, which I had trained in being single for twenty-four years. Hold it in the palm of your hand, and then move it up and down at high speed, so fast that it even makes a buzzing sound like an electric motor. The sword is not old yet.

It lasted for a full ten seconds before I stopped...ah, it was a shaking and vibrating movement. I took out the necklace in my hand and gently shook it to the ground, and it shook out a ball that I couldn't distinguish from east to west. of ghostly luminaries. Rolling around on the ground, he tried to fly several times with his convenient ghost body, but mistakenly put the ground on top of his head, and kept hitting his forehead on the ground, making it look like he was trying to drill a hole.

"What is the grudge between this saint and Xiaofan? Why do you treat me like this?" After the dizziness got better, he gave me tooth marks all over my body.

"How dare you explain the diamond clear noodle soup last time?" I wailed at the same time. Not polite, he rubbed the little ghost's face and asked loudly.

"It's like it's your first time to eat this saint's clear noodle soup. Why can't you learn a lesson and go around it? I didn't want to trick the idiot Xiao Fan."

"Men's eyes are always easily attracted by the light of diamonds, so you blame me?"

"It would be better to replace the man with a stingy, stingy and greedy man."

"What's wrong with being stingy? It's because of my stinginess that I worked so hard to raise you."

The words were shouted out. The little ghost stopped moving and let go of his mouth. He tilted his head and looked at me, then hugged me.

"Touch your head, Xiaofan won't cry."

"I'm not crying you stupid ghost."

"Then try harder."

"Are you a bad landlord? Do you have to drain every bit of my hard work?"

"It's not just labor, hehe."

"Even if you say it to me with such a cute and seductive expression and tone... I won't be tempted, you bastard!"

"I have no choice but to push Xiaofan down in one go."

"Don't even think about it, even I have the dignity of a man!"

"Sneaking into Xiaofan's wallet."

"Don't even think about it!"

"Stingy. Which one is more important, the money bag or me, let's have a showdown today."

"I personally think it's more important to knock it down."

"Xiaofan, your moral integrity is gone."

"Where, where, oh... damn. My wallet is missing, you thief ghost, return it to me quickly!"

"I threw my wallet out, and Xiaofan rushed forward to pick it up with a hiss."

"Do you treat me like a puppy? I don't want to do that."

"I throw it."

"Demacia... I was fooled! You didn't throw it away at all!!!"

"It has been thrown out."

"Liar."

"Look if you don't believe me."

Following the little ghost's pointing, I did see an object falling in a parabola.

Speaking of which, why does this thing look familiar?

I opened my eyes wider and finally recognized it. Isn't this the small metal ball I took out just now and wanted to let the little ghost confirm?

What, it turned out to be not my wallet. Fortunately, I wiped off the cold sweat and breathed a sigh of relief.

"This is not the time to breathe a sigh of relief!!!!"

The next moment, my face was filled with tears. With a very tragic gesture, I threw myself at the metal ball that was about to fall. I stretched my body to the maximum in mid-air, and my five fingers wished I could stretch it like noodles. Score a few runs, like a tenacious catcher who made a useless save when faced with a soul-swinging homer hit from the opponent's fourth position.

As a result, within a fraction of a second, the small metal ball fell off the fingertips, fell to the ground, and collided with the hard ground.

It's over, the continent is about to be destroyed, and mankind is facing extinction, and the cause of all this is just a purse containing only a dozen gold coins.

However, nothing happened. The metal ball bounced up and down, rolled a few meters away, and then lay there quietly, very well-behaved.

I walked to the metal ball with fearful steps like a mine-clearing soldier. I picked it up lightly and looked left and right. It was not deformed or stained.

"It's okay, it's okay." I held the ball solemnly in my hand, wiped it, and blew it again, with lingering fear.

"Humph, it turns out that Xiaofan is only at this level."

What, this idiot ghost saint has done something wrong and still dares to be so arrogant? I looked up and saw the little ghost picking up a stick from nowhere, waving it in his hand, then squatting down slightly, holding the stick behind him, a sharp light flashed out of the corner of his eyes, and he said an extremely arrogant sentence.

"My bat has no blind spots. Even if it's a bad ball, a third-rate catcher like Xiao Fan is simply vulnerable."

Suddenly, the anger in my heart came up, burning all over my body, and my blood was boiling. It's like transforming into a super racer.

Stupid ghost star, let me show you what killer baseball is today. Don’t blame me if you cry!

Like a beast, he took a deep breath, raised his front foot, raised it above his head, and held the baseball tightly in his hand, drawing a ninety-degree arc in the air and throwing it towards the little ghost, glowing with metallic luster. sphere. It kept flashing in mid-air, doing irregular Brownian motion, turning into dozens of afterimages, roaring toward the little ghost menacingly.

Eat my soul pitcher's arm-stirring blow, the universe Ganges projection!

Hey, metallic luster?

The moment the ball was thrown, my consciousness paused for half a second, and then burst into tears again.

director. The script is wrong, hurry up and stop it!

The moment the ball flies out. I also flew up again, chasing the trajectory of the thrown ball, hoping to intercept it and avoid being poisoned by the little ghost's stick.

However, I didn't think too much when I threw it, and I used a little more strength. No matter how many strokes I made in mid-air, I still failed to touch the ball. With a "pia" sound, it was just a stone's throw away from me and was hit a hundred meters away by the little ghost's swing.

I knelt down in front of the little ghost. The figure was pale and foaming at the mouth.

"Young man, you are still young." The little ghost thrust the stick into the ground, stood upright, and looked down at me as Otz fell to the ground. This scene looked like a scene in a hot-blooded comic.

"How about it, do you want to learn to play baseball?"

"I just want to spank you now!!!" I raised my head fiercely and pounced on the little ghost. The little saint was already prepared. She threw away the bat and ran away with a whoosh, spinning in circles in the air. , played a chasing game with me.

After playing around for more than ten minutes, I finally thought of the innocent and pitiful little metal ball again. I quickly put down the little ghost whose face was red from my rubbing, and whose cherry lips were bitten by me and were slightly swollen. Finally, with great difficulty, I finally found myself in a corner of the grass. Find it.

Fortunately, even after being tortured like this by the little ghost, it is still safe and sound, without any deformation. Hey, man, I knew you could hold on. Look, isn't it sunny now? Don't worry, no one will hurt you again.

I caressed the little metal ball with my precious heart, and then looked at the little ghost with vigilant eyes, as if guarding against wolves.

"Idiot Xiao Fan woke me up rudely just to let me see this scene. Do you want to tell me that the ball in your hand is more important than me?" The little ghost glared angrily. Looking at me, she even became jealous of the metal ball. This stingy and domineering spirit, even the dirty maid can't compare to it.

"How is it possible? How could I compare you to this thing?" I shouted injustice.

"Throwing the ball away in order to prove this point, I think it is not impossible for this saint to consider throwing herself into my arms."

"Oh." My eyes lit up, and I was attracted by the seductive tone of the little ghost, and I subconsciously flicked my hand.

Oh oh oh, metal ball man, cheer up, I didn't mean it, there really is no next time, I swear to God!

Picking up the metal ball again, I looked at the little ghost with suspicion.

"Why do you feel like you have a grudge against this ball? Is it my imagination?"

"It's not an illusion. This thing gives this saint a very, very unpleasant feeling." The little ghost frowned slightly and admitted my guess.

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