Diablo Destruction

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"How dare you brag? Look what you have provided me?" I pointed at the three barbarian statues and asked loudly.

"It turned out to be a few products. Please tell me, dear customers, what problems do they have? Our store has always focused on quality, and the products are definitely comparable to those of third-rate stores." Evelina was having a lot of fun and refused to close the store.

"This morning, I went to the top of Arreat to challenge three barbarians."

"Oh, here's the result."

"Aren't you asking questions knowingly? You lost miserably."

"So, you blame me? I blame my products for not letting you win?"

"Of course that's not the case. I don't expect to defeat those three guys in a short time, but the problem is, the problem is..."

"uh-huh?"

"The question is, why do I feel that the three barbarians you created are more powerful than the three real ones on the top of the mountain?" I angrily lifted the coffee table in my mind, and I finally let out a soulful roar about what I had always felt was wrong. speak out.

Yes, this is not an illusion. The three barbarians created from this salted fish sword are actually more powerful than the three genuine ones on the top of the mountain. It does not mean that the combat effectiveness of each barbarian has become stronger, but the strength of the moves. The consistency and seamless cooperation, these details in all aspects are even more powerful, causing the comprehensive combat effectiveness of the knockoff created by Evelina to surpass the genuine product.

The evidence is that I was tortured in the Dream Realm for two days and fought against knockoffs no less than two to three hundred times. In the end, I was able to last for six minutes one time out of ten.

But today, I ran to the top of Arreat to die. In front of three genuine ancient barbarian heroes, I actually lasted for almost eight minutes. This time I noticed was definitely not explained by luck, nor was it the three foodies compared to the first. After a battle, it was revealed that the barbarian created by Evelina was even more powerful than the original.

"So that's what happened." Evelina said in a coy tone like a profiteer, as if her eyes were wandering around thinking of some crooked idea.

"I didn't expect that our store's products would have such flaws, and their functions would exceed those of genuine products. This is really an unacceptable flaw. Please rest assured that I will make appropriate arrangements and handle the return procedure for you."

"Wait, return the goods?" I stretched out my hand to stop him.

"Yes, return the goods and recycle these three barbarian statues. You didn't pay anyway, right?"

"..." I thought about it seriously and gave up decisively.

"Sorry, Lady Evelina, I was wrong. Please continue to leave the defective product for me to try for a while."

"The smartest thing about you is that you will never use strong words to pretend to be a hero at critical moments. This kind of wisdom that shouldn't appear in a fool like you really makes me feel very regretful."

Ah, I'm so sorry that I didn't insist on letting you continue teasing me. I'm so sorry! It's a pity that I am such a person. I will never show strength for one second when I should give in. I am not the kind of tsundere-type protagonist who can't help but take my fate. I'm really sorry for everyone, you bastard!

"Okay, damn, you apologize very quickly. Boy, have you ever practiced? It makes me unable to use the topic. I'm really unhappy. You can take your time and do it yourself. I don't have the time to watch you get beaten into a pig's head every day. It’s cool to watch though.”

Evelina muttered unwillingly, her voice gradually disappearing.

"I wish you will become a Buddha soon." I raised my middle finger to the sky and cursed in a low voice.

"Huh? What did I just hear?"

"You didn't leave?" I was startled.

"That's what the so-called back-and-forth gun is all about. Should I say that your design is broken or something else?"

"I just said that your kindness is as radiant as the Buddha."

"Thank you for being able to forcefully interpret the angry birds as peacocks flying southeast."

"It's up to you to take care of it. Aren't you very busy? Don't worry about a pawn like me. Go ahead and do your work." I urged impatiently.

"You think I think it's because you are always saying bad things about me behind my back!" Evelina nagged like an old woman. Although her voice gradually faded away, it still gave people a suspicious look as if she took three steps and looked back. , as if to prevent me from saying bad things about it again.

I ignored this stingy and suspicious salted fish sword, directly touched the Book of Ancient Stones, opened the Barbarian Altar, and looked at the three super knock-off Ancient Barbarians that were gradually fading away from their petrification, and silently thought in my heart. They regard it as Evelina No. 1, Evelina No. 2, and Evelina No. 3.

As a result, during this time of training in the Dream Realm, I was tortured more than a hundred times by Evelina No. 1, 2, and 3. It was really a mistake. I actually forgot that I was not the opponent of the ancient barbarians. I would have known to summon Stallone's Sinking Demon first. I came out and treated them as Evelina to vent my anger, but now they turned into stealing the chicken and losing the rice, which made me drunk.

When they woke up the next morning, they were ordered by Linya to take off their clothes and apply ointment again. The girls made a decision that surprised me but also made me a little happy. They planned to go for training and left Silos and Ai behind. Ke Lu takes care of me.

Why Xilusi and Aikolu? Because these two priests were there and had a lot of buffs on them, it was too unchallenging to face the monsters in Harrogath, Sarah said, so the twin princesses were ruthlessly expelled from the team. Of course, they I'm very happy to have arrived.

"Dad, mothers have left." Looking back, the twin princesses looked at me with their watery black eyes, which were filled with a charming and shy luster. As they came closer little by little, I suddenly trembled and regretted it.

To finish, forget that the twin princesses still have this skill, I seem to have made a dangerous choice.

So, I decisively crawled into bed, yawned and stretched, pretending to be extremely tired. Look, Dad is very tired and has no time to play with you.

However, I underestimated the twin princesses' clinging ability. They didn't care at all and got into the quilt together, sandwiching me on the left and right. They were fragrant and soft, and their mature plump female bodies were completely mature. Posted.

"Hey, hey, how long has it been since you slept with dad like this?" Aikelu's innocent smile was full of nostalgia.

"It's been more than two years." She didn't know if the temperature in the bed was a little too high, Xi Lusi said with a flushed face.

"You guys have grown so big in the blink of an eye."

When the twin princesses said this, I also recalled many fragments in my mind. When I was a child, the little princesses wearing cute princess pajamas and holding soft pink pillows in their arms came to my room again and again to sleep together. , probably spoiled them at that time, and taking a bath together... Well, that happened earlier, I can't think about it, I can't think about it anymore.

"Dad, do you still remember the agreement you made with Xilusi Aikolu?"

"Yeah, of course..." I coughed in panic and replied vaguely.

Xilusi and Aikolu looked at each other across me and smiled knowingly. They were so in tune that they didn't need to communicate verbally. It was not difficult for them to communicate with each other through eyes or even souls.

"Xi Lusi (Eco Lu) loves daddy the most." Two pairs of small hands and four arms hugged my neck tightly, leaned close to me, and kissed me on the left and right cheeks.

It's coming, it's coming, the daughter of the Twin Princesses controls a double explosive attack, no one can stop it, at least I can't resist it, I feel so happy instantly, my body is full of power, I feel like I am continuing to enter the realm of dreams and three ancient savages It's okay for people to fight hundreds of battles.

"You, my little angels, little princesses, there is really nothing dad can do to you."

Finally, I sighed softly, and hugged the twin princesses tightly with my arms that passed under their waists. I took a deep breath. The air around the bed was completely scented by the natural body fragrance exuding from their bodies, just like this pair. The beauty of the little princess has already made the entire ice cave shine with incomparable beauty.

However, after all the mental energy I had consumed in the dream realm, and my nerves that had been tormented by more than a hundred masochistic defeats, I was still unable to overcome my sleepiness. Gradually they started to fight, and then they finally got together.

I slept for a long time again. When I opened my eyes and looked at the time, it was already dusk. The girls hadn't come back at this time. Could something have happened?

Thanks to the connection between souls, I closed my eyes and immediately found their traces. They seemed to be still fighting outside. When did they fight so hard? I showed an incredible expression, but forget it, they are willing to do this, as long as their bodies are not exhausted, of course I will not stop them. Every increase in strength is always a good thing, right?

When I came back to my senses, I remembered that there were still clingy twin princesses under the covers. Silu, Aikolu and I had not changed our habits at all when we slept together. When we fell asleep and woke up, I found that they looked like Like an octopus, not only did the two pairs of small hands hug me, but the two pairs of breasts below also entangled each other, one on the left and one on the right, and they were about to become like a koala and hang on me.

The twin princesses were sleeping soundly, with tranquility and happiness shining on their pretty faces. However, probably because of the soul induction I had just used, I accidentally alerted them. When I looked at them, their eyelashes trembled slightly, and they also Then he woke up.

"Good morning, Dad." The little princesses rubbed their eyes drowsily, and even though they were saying good morning, they leaned their heads over and leaned on my shoulders, as if they wanted to take a nap.

"It's not good morning, it's good night, my little princesses." I put my arms around their waists and patted their backs, and I said with a smile.

After speaking a few times, I subconsciously clicked, and I suddenly found that there was a sweet smell on my lips that I couldn't lick off no matter how I licked it. This smell was very familiar, and in my memory it should belong to the Twin Princesses.

It seemed that they did a lot of strange things while I was sleeping. I had no choice but to let them go.

"Get up, my darlings, Vilas and the others should have almost finished their training. Let's go to greet them together."

The sleepy twin princesses gradually woke up, reluctantly sat up from the bed and nodded.

When we found the girls, they had just finished a battle. The sky was getting dark, and there was light snow in the sky. The wind was a bit strong, which was not a very suitable weather for training. The girls who had just finished the battle already had an extra layer of blood on their bodies. Thin layer of snowflakes.

"It seems like you are still planning to continue training if I don't come?" After meeting Aiwa'er and saying hello from afar, I strode closer with a smile and hugged Vilas and Linya who were closest to me.

Wearing mage robes, they have a beautiful scenery, which is pleasing to the eye. However, the two girls are a little unhappy because the bloody smell of the battle still remains on their bodies. They all rolled their eyes at me with charming eyes. Sarah saw this, He quickly ran a few steps away and playfully stuck out his tongue at me.

We have been a married couple for many years, do I still dislike you because of this? I was speechless and looked at Princess Sanwu with evil intentions. As a result, the arrogant princess maid immediately stood up on her toes slightly and assumed an offensive posture as if she was about to perform a princess kick. This stopped me in my tracks. What’s going on in the world, I’m here to greet you kindly.

All the way back, I found that the topic the girls were discussing was not what to eat tonight, but the battle just now, including Vilas, who had always been uninterested in this aspect, and they were all very active.

What happened to them? Could it be that this experience finally inspired their passion as adventurers? I think this is impossible at least for Vilas. Like me, her biggest wish is to live an ordinary life of herding sheep and farming. Uh-huh, herd sheep for me. But I still remember it clearly. Waiting for this After the war ended, I went back to my hometown and bought hundreds of sheep for her to graze.

Huh? It seems that I accidentally set a flag. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What other flag can compare with my aura of quasi-tragedy emperor? I am barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes.

Although I don't quite understand why the girls became more active after the experience, and when I asked Aiwa'er, she responded evasively and said she didn't know, but that's fine. Apart from that, they didn't show any other abnormality, so it shouldn't be a bad thing.

The next day, Princess Sanwu hit the red lottery and accepted the challenge. Princess Gemini followed Vilas and the others with regret on their faces.

I:"……"

Princess Sanwu: "..."

No...it won't work anymore. I can't find a topic to talk about when I stay with such a maid with no attributes. Even if I say something casually, she will probably respond with "Um, ah, oh, shut up, stupid master" I mean, wasn't that last reaction a bit too much?

"Little Jasmine, I'm almost healed. You don't need to take special care of me. You can just do what you want to do."

Princess Sanwu nodded silently, first hung a pot of water on the bonfire to boil, and made tea. As expected, she was very obedient and did what she wanted to do. It would be nice if she could be so obedient at other times.

Immediately afterwards, she took out a very small mini stove, took a few pieces of red-hot charcoal from the bonfire, added a few pieces of burnt-resistant coal to the stove, put the teacup on the stove, and put the stove next to her. , so that it can not only keep warm, but also keep the temperature of the tea.

You know how to enjoy it. Are you, this arrogant maid, here to travel? Looking at the well-prepared Princess Sanwu, I was completely speechless.

However, she still remembered that I was the master, and finally pushed the stove next to me.

"Give me?"

Princess Sanwu nodded.

"You made tea for me too?"

Princess Sanwu nodded.

Oh oh oh, I'm so grateful. I'm sorry I have to take back what I just said. You little guy is still cute sometimes and you will fulfill your responsibilities as a maid.

I was easily moved by Princess Sanwu's small favor. I gratefully picked up the tea cup and took a sip. I felt that my whole body and mind were warm, as if I was about to melt.

It can be seen from this that how arrogant this mistress usually is towards me, it was possible to create such a strong contrast, which made me burst into tears of gratitude.

Princess Sanwu was clearly prepared. She took out a mini stove and gave herself a cup of tea. Then, while I stared at me dumbfounded, she took out a short table from the inventory and moved it next to me. A swing.

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