Diablo Destruction
Chapter 2637: Dirty jokes, little ghost
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There is no such thing as sunshine in the hell world. The sky here is shrouded in dark and ominous clouds from beginning to end, exuding the oppression of death and evil. ↖,
At least including this and two trips to the hell world, I haven't seen even a ray of gold coming out of the head in any area. I think the hell monsters don't like this extremely bright thing very much. They prefer it. Hiding in a dark place, they drag the corpse into the cave bit by bit, dig out the most delicious liver or the most chewy skull, and hold a gluttonous feast in the darkness with the still warm blood.
However, some places with a relatively peaceful environment can still show the appearance of day and night. This is the case in Hell Mountain. For the lives of the Dark Continent who are used to sunrise and sunset, day and night are the water given by God. Air and air are indispensable. Dark places are very dangerous. Even adventurers may go crazy if they stay there for a long time. Perhaps because of this, those seniors who risked their lives to come here chose Hell Mountain as their base. This is one of the reasons that is easily overlooked, but is very important.
At this moment, the vast stretches of mountains shrouded in darkness welcome the first ray of light in the morning. No one knows where the light comes from, but gradually, the magnificent outline of the mountains appears in the gray. , as if a dark curtain has been opened.
It lacks realism, like a dull light composed of only black and white, passing through from left to right. Gradually weakened, the remaining strand was finally thrown into an extremely hidden crack in the mountains, as if it was completely integrated with the stone wall. The seemingly small crack, after wading sideways for a distance, The space suddenly widened. It turned into a cave.
Right at the entrance of the cave, in the mottled gray stone wall, as long as you unlock a small magic circle, you can enter the hideout set up by the alliance. Suddenly, it may be better to call it a stronghold, but there are other baits scattered here. The magic circle will explode immediately once the wrong posture is released, completely destroying this stronghold. For the Hell clan, the magic circle is really a headache. Compared with removing it, fists are more reliable, so all they have to do is punch it down...
It will still explode.
Within the stronghold, there are about hundreds of square meters, three rooms, and the most basic tables, chairs, beds, toilets and bathrooms. But there is no way to go further. No one comes here for enjoyment.
at this time. In one of the rooms in the stronghold, facing the dim light that came in from nowhere, on the stone bed covered with a new blanket, a bulging shadow seemed to be alarmed, turned around, and made a sound with half a foot being held back. The powerlessness in dreams.
"Vilas...hehehehe...my little dog..."
Advance with a bang. The shadow that made the sound was kicked out of the bed, and stood up unsteadily on the edge of the bed, looking resentfully at another petite figure on the bed.
"Why are you kicking me?" A male voice said. A certain druid who had returned to his true form looked confused. He had no idea when he was seeking death again.
"Hmph. Who told you to get into Tianhu's bed?" Of course the proud Heavenly Fox Saint would not tell the truth, but she had some clues anyway.
"I've been in the hell world for nearly a month. I've been fighting every day. My nerves are so tense. I finally came to a safe place. Isn't this just to relax?" I yawned and stood up again. Get into bed.
"You mean, this Tianhu exists just to relax you?" The little fox turned around and faced me directly. He glared at me with his sharp eyes, which should have been his usual fierce expression. But coupled with the thick moist spring on her eyebrows, it seemed even more touching, and I couldn't help but lean down to hug her, and kiss her proud and noble lips.
"Let me go, aren't you going to explain it clearly?" The little fox was still planning to struggle, so I gently patted her bare butt.
"Shh, the little ghost is still sleeping..."
This sentence seemed to have a special magic power, and the little fox's weak struggle quickly disappeared. After a while, the sheets were billowing, and the alluring and boundless fragrance and gentle chanting that had lasted for half the night filled the small room again. .
Five days have passed since we arrived at Hell Mountain.
It took us three days to find this hidden and painful stronghold, and we stayed there for another two days, hoping that one or two fish would slip through the net... Oh no, it was the fish of the seniors.
Although the little fox and I both tacitly want to regard this journey to the hell world as vigorous and vigorous as a knight's novel, wandering between life and death, something that will be remembered for a lifetime, not a wedding but better than a honeymoon. It’s a spicy and sweet journey, but in any case, this mission is of great importance and we cannot be willful. It will be much more convenient if someone leads the way.
The waiting time is not unbearable, rather, it is extra precious. The little ghost wakes up, and the three of them are playing and having fun. The little ghost has fallen asleep. Please refer to the scene in the small room for yourself. Even in the stronghold, it may not be safe. , and the seniors may appear at any time, and the little fox does not dare to transform into the three-tailed sky fox form to cause mischief. These two days have allowed me to enjoy the sense of accomplishment of a victorious general. Maybe when I die one day, I can leave a mark on my tombstone. Write down such a legend.
This druid is a man who has defeated the Holy Lady of Sky Fox!
From a male perspective, this sentence makes me prouder than any identity like the savior Gemini.
We stayed together until noon, but I still didn't want to get up, but the little fox was so shy that he was afraid that someone would suddenly show up and rape us in bed, so he urged me to get dressed quickly.
"What are you afraid of?" I yawned, transformed into the Holy Moon Wolf, and showed a victory sign with a smile.
"Look, this way you will never be suspected."
"It would be great if you could put those crooked ideas in your head to the right place." The little fox stroked his forehead to express his helplessness.
However, my transformation alone is not enough. There are also some strange smells that need to be dealt with, such as those on the bed. In fact, the main thing is the charming fragrance of the little fox. When this little sky fox is buzzing, the body fragrance that her body naturally emits is so conspicuous that you can taste it in the air when you open your mouth. No wonder she is so shy.
The cautious Lady Tianhu used a familiar-looking perfume bottle and sprayed it into the room. The bed was the key unit to take care of. After a while, I really couldn't smell it anymore.
Hey, isn't this the thing used by the pornographic maid to eliminate the evidence of the master's adultery? Could it be that this stupid maid has started a strange business? No longer limited to her ancestral expired birth control pill promotion? This business acumen is much more arrogant than a certain red and white princess.
Speaking of which, where has the Red and White Princess been during this time? Anyway, the shrine at home was probably destroyed again and was being repaired. The sight of a bare-armed miko riding on the roof biting nails and hammering away came to mind, which made her feel inexplicably happy.
After swallowing the salty hell of the little fox, we actually had nothing to do and were a little panicked.
"I said, do we really have to keep waiting like this?" As the saying goes. I teased the little fox while eating and sleeping. In line with this principle, I hugged the little fox in the form of the Holy Moon Wolf and nuzzled happily in her arms.
"Come on...get away from me." Pushing my head hard, the little fox showed that she was loyal and unyielding.
"But, there's nothing to do." I kept avoiding the little fox's push and opened my mouth. He bit her lightly on the chest, instantly. The little sky fox let out an unbearable groan, its face was red, and it was about to smoke.
"Look, look, look... look what good things you have done, this fox has skinned you, this wolf monster!" With a blast of tail, the little fox roared like Demacia, and threw me to the ground with his backhand. Opening one's teeth means biting randomly.
"Hmph, it's funny. You actually openly challenged my majesty as the head of the family." I just wanted to pretend to be a boss, but the little fox took the opportunity to bite me in the chest. I couldn't bear it. Don’t let go of men’s breasts either!
In the blink of an eye, the little fox and I rolled into a ball again, but not the other way.
"Oh, are you playing something interesting? You two don't count me as a saint. It's too much."
Probably because we were making too much noise, a white light flashed, and the little ghost was woken up and ran out. She saw me and the little fox rolling in a ball on the ground, biting each other. Suddenly, her eyebrows burned. fighting spirit.
You two, you are actually showing off your sword in front of Guan Gong, it is only this saint who bites the king of kings!
So the little ghost said nothing, and the battlefield turned into a three-party melee. Unfortunately, because the difference in strength was too big, in the end the little fox and I gave up our old grudges and fought one against two, but we still lost to the little ghost. The bite marks raised the white flag.
"People nowadays are really weak." The little ghost licked her mouth, feeling that the day was still full of ideas. The master was lonely. She looked back confusedly and found that she could no longer find her opponent. She took out a diamond and held it indifferently. Nibbling quickly with small, squirrel-like mouths.
The little fox was not very happy to accept the Saint Moon Wolf, so I had no choice but to harass the little ghost. In the end, I didn’t know who was harassing whom. Anyway, the little ghost took it for granted and sat on my lap, where I was sitting cross-legged, with his head leaning against the Saint. Yue Xianlang's breasts seem to treat Saint Yue Xianlang as a throne. Of course, it's okay. I can hug her from behind, touch her moonlight hair, and lower my head to rub her face from time to time.
"I told you, are you already bored to this extent?"
"Now that you say that, please find something that will keep you entertained in three closed rooms."
"Huh? That's not easy, right? Xiaofan, get out of bed and don't tell me that you didn't take advantage of me to sleep and do strange things. You are hypocritical, immoral, and a fox in heat!"
The little ghost became more and more excited as he talked. He moved the back of his head and pushed hard against Shengyue Xianlang's chest, as if he wanted to make the self-proclaimed saint with big buttocks and big breasts (?) envious of this pair. The cloud peaks are flattened.
Little Fox:"……"
I:"……"
"Wait, why are you the only one scolding me! And I don't remember doing anything immoral." The little fox gritted her teeth, saying such words proved that she was broken.
"Sleeping with a man before you are married, isn't it immoral? In ancient times, you, a coquettish fox, should have been dragged into a pig cage." The little ghost patted my thigh, filled with righteous indignation, as if he had transformed into a guardian of ancient customs, etiquette, justice and integrity. representative person.
"That's ridiculous. Didn't you marry this bad guy too?"
"That's true, but I never said that I wasn't a sinful saint." The little ghost crossed his arms and puffed up his chest proudly, as if he had done something to be proud of.
Little Fox:"……"
This little sky fox is also very smart and articulate, but he loses because he is not as thick-skinned and unscrupulous as the little ghost.
"Calm down, both of you, and stop arguing over me." After coughing a few times, I smiled gently, intending to use my inner peace to influence them and tell them that you are all my wings. Don't differentiate between each other, don't fight.
As a result, the two saintly ladies looked at each other and suddenly became the same enemy. They threw me down and bit me, and the wolf hair on my tail seemed to have been plucked out.
"Actually, I think what the little ghost said makes sense. Sitting here is not an option."
After I regained my composure, I decided to get down to business. I don’t know why, but when I sit with the little ghost and the little fox, I am always the one who suffers. Let’s do some frank and loving exercises with the two saints. I have never done this kind of thing even in my dreams. It was so terrifying.
"Then what should we do? Treat this place as the third world and go out to experience it?" the little fox choked.
"This is a good idea." I clapped my hands.
"If you do this, this stronghold will be easily discovered by the Hell Clan."
"Wouldn't it be a problem if we don't come back? I think there are so many strongholds. Even if we wait here for ten and a half days, we may not be able to meet anyone. It's better to just make some noise outside. Maybe it will attract more attention."
"It's not that I haven't thought about doing this. I just managed to find a stronghold and want to try my luck. Since you said so, just do it." The little fox thought for a moment and quickly agreed.
"What about me? What about me?" The little ghost came up unwilling to be left alone, hugged me and kept shaking me.
"Xiao Fan, I also want to experience this saint. I want to level up."
"No, although Hell Mountain is the junction of the three demon gods and the four demon kings, and it is chaotic and disorderly, you are so dazzling, like a light in the dark, you will definitely be discovered when you appear, and I won't be able to protect you even if you appear. .”
"This saint is also able to control her aura well." The little ghost said angrily.
"Your body is originally condensed with holy power. What if a piece of cheese suppresses its smell in front of a mouse?"
"Puff, puff, puff, this is the fate of the luminous body, accept it." Seeing that the little ghost was speechless by my rebuttal, how could the little fox let go of this opportunity to attack his mortal enemy.
"No one has the right to say that I and you are such a slutty fox! Don't think I don't know, the slutty smell emanating from your body when being ridden by Xiaofan is more obvious than mine!"
The delicate body trembled. The little fox was like a fish exposed to the air. His little mouth opened and opened. He wanted to say something but could not say anything. The pretty face gradually turned vermilion, red, and his eyes began to swell. Tears of utter shame.
"You... you you you... you despicable, shameless, thorny-eyed luminous person, actually... actually peeked at me... actually peeked at us?!"
"Humph, don't you agree? If you don't agree, you can also come and peek at me and Xiaofan having sex. This saint doesn't mind at all. I allow you to peek from three meters away. It's not allowed to disturb you. I'll get angry because of watching it." ] There is no way to join if you want to, but you have to think about it, after all, you are just a coquettish fox who says you don’t want to join, but makes [beep] when Xiaofan hugs you.”
"I...I won't do something so boring or shameless. I can't forgive you for looking at such blind things. I will definitely not spare you this time!"
Stimulated to tears by the little ghost's dirty jokes one after another, the little fox wiped the corners of his eyes, let out a sweet cry and pounced on the enemy without hesitation, and a saint's war of the century began again.
I drank tea calmly, with eyes like an old monk who has seen through the world of mortals.
Since ten years ago, I have not dared to talk dirty jokes with the little ghost. Little fox, you are asking for your own death... (To be continued...)
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