Diablo Destruction

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"Everyone seems to be having a great time. Can we join in for a meal?"

Just when Hans was facing an unprecedented crisis of trust, a voice that made him feel like nectar appeared from not far away. ≧,

It turns out to be a trio of maids from the Green Forest Bar.

I smiled and looked at Bisi shyly, then frowned slightly.

Oops, I don’t know why when I see these three people appearing recently, I always have great worries about the future of Green Forest Bar. Is it really okay? You three bar pillars are always running around, and that tough lady boss might be squatting behind the bar and crying right now?

"Are you really going to join?" I pointed at Hans and then looked at Feeney. Could it be that after not seeing each other for a year, she has added the attribute of "shame"?

"Finnie, save me!"

Although her profession is different, Feini has basically bid farewell to adventurers and wanderers now, and concentrates on being her maidservant. At most, she occasionally plays a guest role as a tomb robber, but she always brings her two friends to the camp to play without doing her job. They formed friendships with Rickenhams and the others who were also not doing their jobs properly. Feini's tragic emperor attributes and Lao Ma's death-defying attributes have now become famous.

"Meow?" Finny glanced at poor Hans, then at everyone, and tilted her head in thought.

"Sorry, meow, I want to join my cousin's side, meow." I have to say that although she is a tragedy emperor, Fini is particularly smart. The situation can be clearly distinguished at a glance, but it is precisely because he is still a tragic emperor despite being extremely clever that it makes people feel sad and fateful.

"No!!!" Hans, betrayed by everyone, screamed in despair.

"Don't cry, don't cry." At this moment, Alius handed his brother a handkerchief.

"Hannah. You..." Looking blankly at the handkerchief in his hand, Hans's tears became even more intense.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu by I always wanted to sing a song that only my sister is good in the world.

Suddenly, Hans's movements stopped. As if he had turned into a stone sculpture, he then raised his head stiffly. His eyes were slightly swollen as if they were swollen from crying, and he could no longer open them.

"Han...Hannah?"

"An Xin, add a little pepper water to the handkerchief." A sharp light flashed from the corner of Aleus's eyes.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the next moment. Hans's screams echoed through the entire Mages Guild.

Tsk, I didn’t expect this little rotten girl to be quite sinister. Where did you learn it from? I'll have to be more careful in the future.

After dealing with Hans, everyone stopped and started chatting, even Vilas and the others were no exception. Logically speaking, the girls, especially Vilas, were going to be a huge celebration. It should be the busiest time, but Akara said that she would take care of everything, including the banquet, so Vilas and the others rarely had any leisure time, and when they did, they didn't even know what to do.

"Sir, do you want tea? Or warm water, refreshing water, fruit juice, ah, vegetable juice is also fine. I heard it is very nutritious, but wine is not good."

When they came to the side, Vilas, who was even more dedicated than the maid, asked as if she was happily wagging the tail of a puppy.

"Yeah, make me a cup of tea, please."

After a while...

"Sir, would you like some tea?"

"Okay...ok."

"Sir, would you like some tea?"

"But I haven't finished my cup yet..."

"It's already cold. I'll give you another drink."

"Sir, would you like some tea?"

"But it's only been a minute, and you can't even see that it's cold..."

"You won't be able to sleep at night if you keep drinking tea. Let me change you to something else."

"Then juice."

"grown ups……"

So throughout the afternoon, I went to the Shili toilet.

"Damn it, when can I marry a woman as virtuous as Vilas?" The old bachelors who watched this scene had blood oozing from their eyes.

"I think I've found the reason why we are still single!" Kurt clapped his hands and showed a sharp look that revealed the truth. Seeing that everyone was listening attentively, he said proudly.

"Because we always come to Boss Fan's place to play. We are used to seeing Vilas and the others, and we are used to eating the dishes made by Vilas and the others. Naturally, our horizons have become higher. We don't want to get a wife like the three beauties of Rogge before. , but there should be at least some who are a little bit inferior, but it just so happens that even girls who are a little bit inferior to Velas and the others are still hard to find, so that’s why we stay single.”

"That seems to make sense."

"No way." I thought about it, but I had to admit that Kurt was right. Indeed, it would be difficult to find a girl like Vilas even if she searched the three realms.

But it's still wrong. In fact, it should still be there.

"Look, how is Oona?" I turned my attention to the elegant maid who had been silent and listened quietly to our nonsense.

"Elder Fan is so happy to be able to compare me with Lord Vilas, but I'm sorry that I already have a crush on you." Oona smiled softly and responded calmly while holding Feini's arm.

In fact, I have always thought that she should be the daughter of a certain noble family, and her behavior is very ladylike, but I don't know why she is just a maid in the Green Forest Bar.

"So...where's Bisi?" His eyes turned and fell on Bisi again. Even if her long bangs obscured her beauty, she was still the third boss of the Green Forest Bar, and her popularity was only lower than that of Fini and Oona. One thing, if she could cut her bangs shorter, she would be a perfect wife who is gentle, virtuous and beautiful. Oh, she could also make good wine.

Everyone's eyes fell on Bisi, they nodded thoughtfully, and then shook their heads.

"What's the matter, why are you dissatisfied with Bisi? Let me tell you, she is gentle, virtuous and considerate, and she can also make wine. As a wife, she is not inferior to Vilas. Of course, in my eyes, Vilas and the others are definitely the best."

I felt aggrieved for Bisi, which made Bisi, who had always lowered her head and said nothing, bow her head even more shyly.

There are still some advantages that I can’t say, such as parting the bangs. It can make the already perfect appearance reach a sky-high 12 points. Also, for example, the breasts are very big, but they are just tied up and cannot be seen. This is what Oona told me. As for why she wants to Tell me this and I can’t understand it.

"No, Bisi is good, but...that's right."

"Yes, there is no way, after all..."

"Oh, if I could have discovered Bisi's charm a few years earlier..."

"How come I didn't notice Bisi when I passed Kurast during the on-site training? I'm really blind..."

"Hey, Bis was not even ten years old when you were training in Kurast, the first world."

A group of people murmured vaguely, looking at Bisi with eyes full of lamentation and regret, that was all. Why do you look at me so unkindly?

"Okay." I clapped my hands and moistened my throat. He pointed at Fini, the last of the three maids: "So, what do you think of Fini?"

Everyone's eyes were focused on Fini. As the much-anticipated barmaid Fini, she didn't show any stage fright in the face of so many gazes. She responded with a "meow" and a sideways smile.

"She...she is the one..."

"but……"

"No...it's not good to be told like that. I seem to be really fascinated by Finny's charm."

"Is it really possible? Is it possible?!"

"Areus, in distress."

"Can I cross that taboo boundary? Ancestor, please give me enlightenment!"

Faced with Feini's charming charm, a group of grown men seemed a little uneasy, and there was also a strange cry from Aleus among them. Perhaps Fini's transvestite attributes were too successful. The role that should have given her a spring of inspiration as a little rotten girl has now made her tangled because she has never been able to see Fini as a man.

"Wait... wait, what do you want to do to Feini? Elder Fan is serious about it. Why are you making such a strange joke?" Oona became even more uneasy and quickly pulled Feini to her side to show her respect... …Famous flowers have owners.

"I'm sorry, meow, I can only accept everyone's thoughts. As for me, I have decided to be with Oona, meow." Feini, who must have faced countless fans' confessions, skillfully blocked everyone's scorching gazes. , but, suddenly, her little face turned red and she glanced at me secretly, which made me have bad thoughts.

"But...but if this person is my cousin...meow...what should Fini do, meow?"

"Boss Fan, you bastard!" Old Makut and the others, who had just wanted to go to the taboo path of no return but were ruthlessly rejected, turned all their anger onto me.

"After all, it's Brother Wu's fault!"

"That's right, that's right. No matter how you think about it, it's Mr. Wu who takes up too many resources. It's his fault that we can't find a woman."

"Dad, can I tell mom this?"

"No, Sarah, I made a mistake just now. It should be Mr. Wu's fault that everyone except me can't find a woman."

"Hey, do I count? Since I have Lina, do I have to be counted? If I do this, I will be beaten badly by Lina."

"When did you show up, Gott? Aren't you already dead?!"

"I'm not dead! I'm not dead! I just lost a memory. By the way, who can tell me why I fainted naked in the bar, and when was the bar demolished?"

"No, it's better for you not to know the truth."

"Really...really? It seems scary, so I won't ask any more." Being stopped by the serious expressions of everyone pretending to be "I'm doing this for your own good", Gott immediately shrank his neck and gave up.

As a result, the topic of being a bachelor was immediately thrown into Java after Gott interrupted it, and everyone started a new round of stupid-sounding and meaningless arguments.

So when it comes to men...

The only thing that didn't change was that the gentle and considerate Vilas continued to add tea to me, fearing that I would be thirsty because I said too much, uh, no, I wanted to go to the toilet again.

. . . (To be continued...) u