Diablo Destruction

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"Don't panic, I've already prepared everything for you." Akara smiled calmly.

"Really?" I was overjoyed. When I encountered this kind of situation before, I was forced to do it by Akara. I had no draft in my hand and my mind was blank. I didn't know what to say at all, so I had to talk nonsense, regardless of whether it was appropriate. Doesn't fit the theme.

Now, Akara actually said that he has prepared everything for me? When did she become so kind? I am not dreaming.

In any case, Akara never deceives people, so I held my head high and walked boldly in front of everyone. All I needed was a figure-footed step and a birdcage. I already looked like a demon king.

When we entered Rogge Square, as I expected, it was already packed with people. Just looking at it from a distance made me feel a suffocating heat wave. Fortunately, we were big shots and could come in through the Weifu passage, otherwise we would not have known. How will it be squeezed?

"Have all the important people arrived?" Akara asked Karina who was welcoming her.

"Yes, we are all here and can start at any time, Your Majesty the Great Elder." Karina saluted and responded loudly, then looked past Akara and blinked at me quickly, not knowing what she wanted to express. Do you mean to let me seek happiness for myself?

"Well, let's get started. Don't keep everyone waiting. Look at Wu, his buttocks are already burning with anxiety."

"Where, where is it? Grandma Akara, don't lie to me." I pretended to be surprised, and hurriedly slapped my back, as if it was really on fire. Then he turned around and looked at everyone with an innocent expression.

"No? No problem, I'll order a handful for you later." Akara joked in a rare way, and then motioned to Feini and Lao Ma. After arranging everyone, he waved to me.

Is it finally here? What kind of preparations have you made for me? I straightened my face and walked forward, but Akara didn't say anything and just let Linya, who was trying her best to hold back her laughter, hand me a big sign.

brand?

I took it with a confused look on my face. As soon as I saw it, I was stunned.

"Is this really all it takes?"

"Well, in the past, I would have allowed you to express yourself freely, but this time the situation is quite special. In order to achieve the goal, we can only arrange a fixed process. Don't blame me, dear Wu."

"No, no, no, how could it be?" I paused and said sincerely, "This will happen again in the future. Please help me arrange everything and don't let me play freely."

"Eh? Brother, didn't he perform very well in the past few times when he was free to play freely?" Lena was not very happy.

"Brother, I'm getting old and can't stand it any longer. I'll have to rely on you from now on." I hunched over and coughed hard, almost borrowing Kane's crutches.

"My brother is not old, and he will have no problem marrying a few more wives."

"Ahem, what are you talking about, Lena? It's not okay to tease my brother like this." I almost choked on my saliva and tried my best to signal to Lena. Linya was watching eagerly. You really want your brother to die soon. ?

"Hehe." Lena stuck out her tongue playfully. Sensing the thoughtful gaze cast by Linya next to her, her pretty face as pink as snow couldn't help but have a beautiful blush.

While we were talking here, Lao Ma and Feini, who had been instructed by Akara, were already standing on the most eye-catching central platform of Rogge Square. Under the gaze of hundreds of thousands of bright eyes, they began to host the banquet. . Not only did they not have stage fright, but they even made people crazy. These two guys are like this. They love to join in the fun just like Raphael. The more fun they get, the more energetic they become. It’s no wonder that Akara would give them such an important task. As far as I know, In other words, there really is no one more suitable than them.

Since it was a celebration banquet held for my return, the topic between the two of them naturally couldn't be separated from me, and even some of my dark history was revealed, which made me look dark and secretly wondering in the audience whether I should do it later. Should they stand down and stand down?

No, Lao Ma, the king of death, is exposing my shortcomings again, and this is what happened just today.

"Have you heard about it? Just today, the New New Rog Camp Bar was demolished again."

"Eh heh heh? Who is it? Who is so outrageous?" Feini pretended to be surprised and confused.

"Before we answer that question, shouldn't we look back at history and say, why is the New Singalong Bar?"

"I know this, I know, meow, because it has been demolished twice, right? The original name was Rogge Bar, then New Rogge Bar, and now it is New Singrog Bar."

"Exactly, so who demolished it?"

"This...this meow seems...like..." Feini made a frightened expression that I knew clearly but dared not say. She looked around for a few times and then spoke with a slight trembling after being prompted by everyone. Answer.

"It seems... Queen Sharna from back then... and her brother... Elder Meow from the camp."

"Yes, they are really terrible siblings, poor Rogge Bar." Lao Ma also had a cold war. He was not lying. Queen Sharna's name is so terrible, even if he, the emperor of death, used it to make fun of him. , we must also be cautious and cautious.

"Could it be that this time...meow...this time it's siblings again...meow..." Feini seemed to understand something.

"No, no, I'm half right."

"half."

"That's right, this is a great feat. Elder Fan accomplished it alone."

"Ehhhhh?!" Feini showed a surprised expression, then suddenly understood something and clapped her hands.

"I understand, nya."

"What do you understand?" This time the old horse was confused.

"The terrifying Elder Mortal Meow has become even more terrifying since he became the Demon King. The two siblings originally had to tear down the bar together, but now he can do it alone Meow."

"He is indeed the Great Demon King. It's so scary. Is it okay for the two of us to talk about him like this here? Will the place where we live become ruins when we go back?"

"Eh...Eh heh heh heh?! What should I do? I want to go back now, nya."

The conversation between Lao Ma and Feini caused hundreds of thousands of people to laugh in the entire Rogge Square. The laughter even spread outside the square. What kind of devil is he who demolished the bar?

After hearing this, although I was very embarrassed, I finally understood Lao Ma and Feini. In other words, it was Akara’s intention.

Through this, she wanted to tell people in the entire camp, and even the entire continent, that Elder Fan of the Alliance was still the same Elder Fan who was harmless to humans and animals. There is no change at all because of the name of the Demon King. At best, it is just an upgrade from sisters demolishing a house to demolishing a house with bare hands, if this can be considered a Demon King.

Think about it again, I was in the bar earlier today, Lao Ma. Every move and every conversation of Lal, Rickenhans and others seems to have these meanings, leading people to think in this direction. They even made me drink and asked me to tear down the Sing Sing Rog Bar again. Maybe It was also their intention.

The more I think about it, the more I think this is the case, but the IQs of these guys are not that high. I guess it is probably Akara's order.

He glanced at Akara, who was smiling and listening to the cross talk on the central platform. I admire her calmness and wisdom as if she had everything under control. How many things did she do with this celebration party? This is called an expert.

However, Akara's layout is obviously more than that, and even these are just small things in front of me. I am still kept in the dark and don't know.

The tragic duo on stage continue to make a fuss about the devil who demolished the house with his bare hands.

"Although this question is too late to ask, when the Rogge Bar was demolished for the first time more than ten years ago, it should have been asked, why did Elder Fan demolish the new Rogge Bar? What are the worries and complaints, and why other You don’t want to dismantle the bar, but you want to dismantle Rogge Bar?”

"Meow? That's right. I know, it must be to show off the majesty of the Demon King, Meow. Think about it, as the terrifying eighth Demon King of Hell. How can you not do bad things, Meow?"

"Eh, eh? But I remember Elder Fan's name as the Demon King is love and justice, right?"

"So... demolishing the bar in the name of love and justice, is that so?"

Amidst the continuous laughter, Lao Ma had a dark look on his face, and was stunned by Feini's silly remarks: "Does it mean that the evil party is the Xinxinrog Bar? But the smell of alcohol there is indeed relatively weak recently. Yes. I seem to have discovered an incredible truth. Oh, let’s not talk about it for now. I heard that there is another version.”

"Meow?"

"It is said that Elder Fan was drunk."

"Drunk, meow?"

"Yes, drunk."

"I got drunk and broke down the bar."

"Right, a drunkard can do anything. There's nothing you can do about it."

"But why are you drunk, meow?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? Everyone gets drunk."

"But Elder Fan is the Demon King, Meow."

"This is such a blind spot. Could it be that the devil can also get drunk?"

"But my cousin said he didn't drink much, meow."

"How do you know, wait, cousin?!"

"Yes, Meow. The Great Demon King Fan you call Elder is my cousin Meow (unilaterally admitted)."

"Oh - oh!! Why are you saying it now? Please, please don't tell Elder Fan about the conversation just now, otherwise I won't be able to step down alive." Lao Ma almost begged Feini in a prostrate manner, which was quite a fight. .

"Don't worry, meow, I, Feini, would never do such a thing, meow."

"Great, I feel relieved."

"But my cousin is right in the audience and has heard everything... probably meow."

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh alive they use me!” Cousin, how about just telling everyone?"

"Meow, my cousin is not a big drinker, meow."

"Say it! Say it! From now on, we will be partners who will die together!"

"Meow, you are such a sinister person, meow. My cousin will never forgive me, meow."

"Forget it, if it gets to this point, let's just break it and let's continue."

"Meow~~~"

"Logically speaking, it shouldn't be. Elder Fan should have a good drinking capacity. He is an elder of the alliance."

"The alliance elder represents the alliance status, not the ability to drink, okay?"

"Okay, but now he has become the big devil again."

"Being a Demon King will increase your drinking capacity, nya?"

"This is also a blind spot, but I have never heard of a demon king who can get drunk."

"So, in terms of pure drinking capacity, I am more powerful than my cousin. I can be a great demon, nya?"

"What am I, who has a better capacity for drinking, and who are my barbarian and dwarf brothers who never get drunk? Oh my god, is there a crowd of Gods in the audience?!"

Under the auspices of the funny combination of Lao Ma and Feini, the laughter that resounded throughout Rogge Square never stopped. The entire Rogge camp was submerged in a sea of ​​joy tonight. Looking at Akara’s thinking expression, it seemed that I'm thinking of simply bringing these two guys back in the future. Stop being barmaids and adventurers and become the camp's ace comedy duo.

In fact, when it comes to comedy groups, there are quite a few people I know. No, except for Willas and the more serious ones, almost everyone else can come in for a few paragraphs, such as the Rickenhams group. , such as the combination of Lao Makut, such as the combination of Lal Santiaozi, such as the combination of me and Aleus, such as the combination of Goth+n or Goth's animal troops.

Even among the girls, the little ghost and the pornographic maid are the best. Women are better at complaining than men. The disadvantage is that they can only play partners with me.

Oh my god, what kind of guys do I know? Is this the way to start a Wu family class?

. . . (To be continued.)