Diablo Destruction

Night enveloped the entire forest, and the noise during the day seemed to become deserted as night fell. However, this was not the case. The pairs of eyes hidden in the darkness opened on time when the blood moon rose into the sky. , exuding a cold gaze, their active time has just begun.

In a corner of the forest, there is a faint light coming from there. If you look closer, you can faintly see countless figures walking back and forth in the firelight. The chaotic noise is particularly clear in the quiet forest. This is a tribe of dwarves. , there are about thousands of dwarf members, which is not a small number for dwarves who have a strong tribal concept.

Dwarves are not good at dealing with darkness, so there are dozens of dwarves lighting torches they picked up from unknown places and sticking them around the tribe to let the firelight drive away the darkness.

Even though they are one of the two major forces in the forest, they do not dare to go out at night. The dwarves who have lived in the forest for tens of thousands of years understand better than anyone else that the forest at night is far more terrifying than the day, and is the most ferocious and cunning. Wild beasts often go out at night, but they don't have to worry about any wild beasts attacking them. After all, their tribe has thousands of companions, dozens of dwarf wizards, six leaders, and an elite.

Therefore, after they had eaten enough, the remaining dwarfs simply lay down next to the big pot, patting their bulging bellies with satisfaction. Their simple minds probably only thought about what they could eat for the next meal, which was bitter and tasteless. bark, or sweet broth?

As the leader of the entire tribe, the elite dwarf wizard has his own room. It is called a room, but in fact it is just a simple residence made of wood and bark that is imitated by humans and is no better than a cowshed or a pig pen. . However, it seemed to be quite satisfied. It was sitting on a bed made of hay and taking a nap. At this moment, the dwarf in charge of guarding broke in, which shocked the dwarf wizard-could there be something powerful? Warcraft is coming?

In the dwarf gatekeeper's chirping explanation, the dwarf wizard finally understood that there was not an enemy, but a seemingly big shot coming to visit. Who could make his guard so panic? The dwarf wizard hurriedly put on his rooster hat, summoned his mount dwarf, and rushed towards the entrance of the tribe.

Not far from the entrance, the dwarf wizard had already used the firelight to see the person coming clearly. Like all dwarf wizards, its first reaction was: Wayo, why is this guy so tall.

"Brother. It's so late. What can I do?"

If it weren't for the smell of dwarves, the elite dwarf wizard would really doubt whether the other party was a fake, good guy, almost twice as tall as himself. Are there such tall dwarfs in this forest?

This elite dwarf wizard speaks much more fluently than the one I fooled yesterday, and it seems that he is probably a bit stronger. I muttered this in my heart, and I smiled lightly. He held up the short spear he got from the Dark Wanderer in front of the dwarf wizard. His expression was full of solemnity, but his heart was a little uneasy. Can it really work?

The atmosphere solidified at this moment. The dwarf wizard looked at the short spear in my hand in astonishment, as if he had seen something incredible, and as if he did not understand what I wanted to express at all, which made my inner tension intensify. However, at the next moment, the dwarf wizard's actions made me sigh in relief.

I saw it jumped down from the dwarf's shoulder and bowed to me respectfully: "It turns out to be the envoy sent by the ancestors. I...I, I..."

It racked its brains to think of what words of praise it should use, but a Level 3 brain retard was a Level 3 brain retard after all. Even if it spoke more fluently, it did not mean that its IQ could be much higher. Those gorgeous words are like heavenly scriptures to it. Fortunately, its brain works pretty fast, even though I can't speak. But it can be expressed through actions, so it waved its hands and shouted loudly. After a while, it summoned thousands of its subordinates and bowed to me in unison.

I watched from the side, smiling inwardly and feeling a little speechless at the same time. Nearly a thousand dwarfs knelt down and worshiped together. The scene was quite spectacular.

The dwarf wizard took the lead and welcomed me into the tribe. Although he wanted to invite me to his beautiful home, looking at his height, the dwarf wizard had no choice but to choose the largest bonfire in the center of the tribe.

"I heard that there is a tribe nearby that stole a lot of things from the gathering place of the big monkeys, and proved with actions that our dwarfs are no worse than those big monkeys. Do you know which tribe it is?"

With a sweaty expression on my face, I declined the dwarf wizard's invitation to dine, and then asked pretending to be casual.

Hearing my question, the dwarf wizard suddenly became proud. It turns out that this is the case. The glorious deeds of his tribe have been spread to the ears of the messenger. The dwarfs have a common problem, that is, they love to show off, otherwise they will He won’t spread the word about stealing things in Kurast.

"Envoy... Sir Envoy, that tribe is... our... tribe." The dwarf wizard said almost impatiently, even his voice became stuttering due to excitement and anxiety.

"Oh, but I heard from other people that it was some tribe nearby, and they said they could show me evidence." I glanced at the dwarf wizard pretending to be suspicious.

"Who... who said that... which damn tribe dares... dares to pretend... to pretend to be us..."

The dark face of the dwarf wizard suddenly turned red with anger. Damn it, which shameless tribe dared to impersonate us. If he found out, he would arrest all the people in that tribe and convulse him. Peeling is not allowed.

"Really? But they said there was evidence." I continued to stare at the dwarf with suspicion.

"Nonsense... nonsense. Don't believe them, messenger. We are the ones. We also have the evidence."

He almost jumped up angrily and said this. The dizzy dwarf wizard didn't even bother to say hello, and rushed into his hut at the fastest speed in his life, and then swayed from side to side carrying the one even bigger than it. The mountain-like objects that were loaded more than ten times were placed on the ground in front of me with a sound.

"..."

I looked at the pile of things dumbfounded, what are these? Iron pots, shovels, nails, brooms, hoes, bricks, jars...even a jar of ashes? ! ! I looked up and down at the pile of junk-looking things in front of me. It was finally confirmed that the most valuable thing inside was a gold coin.

I said, are you going to steal things or help clean up the rags?

"Look, this is what we stole. If you like it, please take it." The dwarf wizard raised his head and said proudly. Don’t forget to “express” it.

"Is there another thing like this?"

I didn't find Gidbin in the pile of rags, so I gestured like Gidbin and asked, "The dwarf wizard has a bad memory. After thinking for a while, his eyes suddenly lit up with an expression of admiration."

"As expected of the envoy... He even knows exactly what we stole. There is indeed such a thing. I saw that it was useless, so I took it to shave my butt..."

Damn, what's wrong with this guy's nerves? Why is it that a pile of broken copper and iron is considered a treasure, but the exquisite jade bin is "of no use". Which Nebula's aesthetic is this?

At this time, a dwarf standing next to the dwarf wizard whispered something in its ear, and the dwarf wizard's face suddenly became ugly.

"This...this, does the messenger want that thing?"

I nodded immediately. The reason I came here this time is just for Gidebin. Regardless of whether it has been shaved or not, I don’t want to use it anyway.

"Lord Messenger, no...no more...that thing...was used by one of our brothers and was eaten by the big spider in the cave."

Seeing the frustrated look on the dwarf wizard's face, I almost fell to the ground. It was really a wave of ups and downs. Could this be the fate of the protagonist?

After some dancing explanation. I finally figured out what happened. One day, a certain unlucky dwarf with diarrhea, probably in order to cope with the tuba that might come at any time, took this unnoticed Gide with him when he went hunting. Bin, as a result, after breaking away from the team and going to the tub alone, he never came back, waiting for his partner who had not returned for a long time to follow him. Only a pile of poop was found in its large size. A grass skirt and a few stray spider silks.

"It must be those bastards from the Spider Cave." The dwarf wizard shook his fist fiercely. It said loudly and hoarsely, but I saw a trace of fear in its eyes.

So, I rolled my eyes, don’t I have the proof of being a strong person? Just try it and see, so I raised my short spear and shouted energetically.

"In this case, let us avenge our dead brothers and kill those spiders together."

The effect... seems to be a bit cold.

He glanced at the dwarfs around him, including the dwarf wizard. They looked at each other with cowering expressions on their faces.

"Sir Messenger, it's not that we don't obey your orders, it's that those spiders are really beyond our ability to deal with." Finally, the dwarf wizard explained with a sad face.

It turns out that the cave the dwarf wizard pointed to is one of the two major caves in the Spider Forest - Spider Cave, uh, Spider Lair, Spider Cave, Spider Lair, Spider Cave... I'm going crazy, isn't there a better distinction? What are the names of these two places?

If we say that the spider cave... is wrong, it is a spider nest. If the spider nest is a paradise for spiders, then the spider cave is the palace of spiders. There are powerful spiders everywhere, especially inside the cave, there are not less than ten thousand huge spiders. , in the deepest part, the powerful mini-boss Burner - Webb, is the king of the entire cave.

It’s no wonder that the dwarf wizard doesn’t want to go. With thousands of dwarfs, there are not enough spiders to fill the gap between his teeth. From this, I also saw a little clue - this so-called proof of strength is not omnipotent. For example, the behavior of asking the dwarves to die just now is not acceptable. Another point is the validity of the certificate of the strong. It seems that the dwarfs are more stubborn. Every time they look at me, they are actually focusing on me. On the short spear in my hand, so rather than saying that I am the messenger, it is better to say that this short spear is the real messenger in their minds. And I'm just a spokesperson, so once I put away this short spear, 99% of them will ignore me.

However, it is a pity that the durability of this short spear has dropped from the 29-30 I just picked up to 9-30. I can easily guess what will happen once the durability of this short spear reaches zero and explodes. They may be considered as blasphemous messengers and hunted down, so how to make good use of this last bit of time. Land is indeed a problem.

The whereabouts of Gidbin have become elusive again. There are tens of thousands of spiders in the spider cave. Who knows who is in the hands of it? Of course, the greatest possibility is that it is in the hands of the mini-boss Burner Bouvet. I just hope that is the case. Otherwise, if I had to kill tens of thousands of spiders, I would go crazy.

After realizing that the idea of ​​killing Gideon from the dwarf was hopeless. I coughed a few times and announced in a pretentious voice.

"Very good. Since you have produced enough evidence to show the tribe's strength and passed the test, I will hand over this great task conveyed by the above to your tribe. This task can only be completed by a tribe as powerful as yours. …”

After being slapped a few times by me, the little dwarf wizard was very excited. Looking at the short spear raised high in my hand, he showed a fanatical expression. He didn't know that I was now ordering him to go to the Spider Cave to recapture Gidbin. . Will it agree in a fit of enthusiasm? I laughed secretly.

"This time, the task assigned to me is to gather all the dwarfs with noble blood and launch an attack on the evil Long Ears. I believe you know something about it." It is said that the dwarf wizard has no idea about such a big move. That's weird.

"Yes, Lord Messenger. I heard from other tribes. I heard that several nearby tribes have joined the action. Our tribe is also willing to join. We will obey the messenger's instructions to the death and seize all the damn long ears and skin them. Oh - —”

At the end of the sentence, the dwarf wizard shook the cock hat on his head, and the surrounding dwarfs immediately cheered loudly. Although everyone's voice is not loud. But with the number of thousands of people there, it was quite a spectacular sight.

I raised my short spear high. Let the dwarfs vent for a while, then suppress it and signal for silence.

"I am very satisfied with your determination, but as I just said, this is a task that can only be completed by a tribe as powerful as you. Therefore, this task is not as simple as you think... ..." I raised my voice and looked around at the dwarfs around me with a solemn expression.

"Your Majesty, please give me your orders."

Already smitten by the powerful tribesmen I am telling you, the dwarf wizard solemnly knelt before the short spear in my hand. At this time, I am afraid that even if I asked him to chop off his head, he would not hesitate to do it. Bar.

Of course, I will not do this, nor will I take advantage of their enthusiasm and give orders to attack the spider cave. The dwarves are a group of cowardly guys. I am afraid they will wake up before they get halfway and continue to refuse to carry out the orders. .

Therefore, I am planning another fun thing in my mind, using their humble and cowardly but rigid and stubborn thoughts to hold a lively game.

I did not respond to the dwarf wizard's military order, but stared at it closely, as if I wanted to see through its heart with my eyes.

"We are the noblest dwarfs with pure blood, right?"

"That's right." Although the dwarf wizard didn't understand why I asked this, he still responded sonorously.

"Those who have been eroded, and those who are not even considered alive, who only think about killing, are the existences that have tainted our noble dwarves, right?"

"That's right!!"

When it comes to the projection and the eroded dwarves, the dwarf wizard immediately becomes excited. The concepts of tribe and blood in his bones make the pure dwarves hate the other two existences. However, they are afraid of powerful enemies but not their own people. Their humble thoughts without mercy make them the most aggressive among the three types of dwarfs. If the other two types of dwarfs will only fight to the death when encountering aliens, then pure dwarfs will even fight to the death. Taking the initiative to hunt each other, vowing to completely wipe out these two aliens that stained his reputation from this world.

"Well said, for our noble dwarves, this general attack on Long Ears is sacred and great. It can be called a holy war, and our noble dwarf family will also His name has gone down through the ages, and he has become the ruler that the entire forest fears and worships. However, I heard that there were many aliens involved in this operation. You said. The holy war that belongs to us, the glory that belongs to us, can be destroyed by these dirty things. Share, can we allow these garbage to stand on the same high level as us?”

I stood up from the ground, raised my short spear and shouted loudly.

"Chirp!!"

In an instant, the entire dwarf clan was boiling like never before. Thousands of various weapons were raised high, and thousands of faces swaying under the firelight showed fanatical and ferocious expressions. Yes, the sacred battle that belongs to our noble dwarves and the glory that belongs to us, how can we let those dirty aliens get their hands on it?

"what should we do?"

It's such a shame to be affected by this kind of fanatical atmosphere. Even I couldn't help but get excited.

"Chirp——!!"

The dwarfs screamed in unison again. Although they could not understand the unique language of the dwarfs, at this moment, I am afraid that even a fool could guess what they were saying.

"Not far ahead. There is such a group of traitors. They were originally dwarves with noble blood that I gathered, but they were afraid of the Long Ears. They felt that our noble dwarf clan was not as powerful as the Long Ears. They have fallen, betrayed me, and betrayed the expectations of our ancestors. They actually colluded with aliens and tried to mess up our holy war. Do you think we can allow it?"

"Chirp--" The crowd was excited, and all the dwarfs' faces were full of madness.

"Therefore, the task I give you this time, which only a tribe as powerful as yours can accomplish, is to wipe out all these aliens, including those degenerates who collude with aliens and bring shame to our noble bloodline!! "

At my instigation. More than a thousand dwarves ignored the danger of the forest at night and began to prepare for the trip, and I was also planning the action on the other side.

"Master Messenger, won't you join us?"

The dwarf wizard, who had been successfully brainwashed by me, was like a fanatical Nazi. He shouted to his troops with a solemn expression. When he saw that I wanted to leave, he couldn't help but ask.

"As an envoy with the important responsibility of my ancestors, how can I let those aliens and rebels live for one more second? I can't wait any longer." I saluted the dwarf wizard solemnly, as if I was about to serve him. A revolutionary and dedicated warrior.

"I have taken the first step, and the important responsibility of safeguarding our noble dwarf family will be left to you!!"

"Master Messenger, don't worry, we will definitely live up to your expectations." The little dwarf wizard cried. The other party's upright posture and fearless face were infinitely magnified in its mind. This is our little wizard. The most heroic and proud warrior of the dwarves.

Lord Messenger, go on a safe journey. Your last wish, even if it costs all the lives of our tribe, will be fulfilled. The dwarf wizard swore silently in his heart and solemnly saluted the other party.

"Ah, by the way, I've always been curious about what that thing is?" After the ceremony, I immediately pointed to a reflective object on their stone pillar totem and asked.

"That thing, I got it from a Thorny Wood Demon a few months ago. I don't know which naughty little guy put it on it..." The dwarf wizard seemed unable to adapt to my expression. His expression suddenly changed from heroic to fearless. Turning into curiosity, he was stunned for a while before responding.

"Do you like it, Lord Messenger? Then take it." It waved with its hand, and immediately a dwarf ran forward, climbed up the totem as nimbly as a mouse, took the piece off, and handed it to my hand. superior.

It was a piece of jade, to be precise, it was a human figure carved from jade. I estimated that it could be sold for a lot of money, so I collected it without ceremony. Oh, and the only gold coin in the pile of junk was also sold to me. I asked him to come over. Of course, I am not greedy. I have always looked down on Yan Guo's behavior of plucking his hair. I wanted to come here to return it to the owner. Do you understand? Do you understand?

I am a good person……

Under the watch of the dwarf priest, I left the tribe in a hurry. The 4-30 displayed on the short spear forced me to speed up and prepare to perform another scene. Although the strength of the more than a thousand dwarves just now was It is generally stronger, but it is still a bit difficult to deal with an army of thousands of mixed dwarfs. I have to do something to make the strength of both sides more even. It is best to have a big melee, ah! It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a battle between monsters, and it’s a scene where thousands of monsters of the same kind are fighting in a melee. I’m really looking forward to it.

I quickly shuttled between the branches, with a smile on my face. According to the little ghost later, I smiled very evilly at the time. Huh, this little guy wants to frame me again. Who am I, Wu Fan? The five good time-traveling and passionate young men in the new era represent love and justice! !