Diablo Destruction

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"Going to Dragon Paradise?"

When I heard this suggestion, I rejected it in my heart. After thinking about it carefully, I rejected it even more in my heart.

Why? You don’t dare to go back. You said that you and the evil dragon Lena did this and that, and even killed people. Doesn’t going to Dragon Paradise mean going to the Hongmen Banquet? It is estimated that the kind old father-in-law has prepared a hundred ax hands for himself.

However, it’s not okay not to go. Again, he and the evil dragon Lena have already done this and that. To meet their parents, they have to go sooner or later. Can they hide away for the rest of their lives?

I had already forgotten about this level, but now that I was reminded of it, I suddenly felt dizzy and in a dilemma.

Should I die early? Or should I die later? This is a problem.

And finally... Aikalay, don't tell me, you also want to take me to see my parents. Uncle Walter will come out and kill me even if he escapes from prison.

Aikalay clasped his hands together and showed a sweet smile. His words frightened me like five thunderbolts, and I was left with no master.

"I want to take you to meet dad."

Oops, oops, pills, my life is over!

"With the current situation, we can only ask dad for help."

"Help...help with what?"

Help me hack me to death, so that the big war won't happen soon. Will everyone be happy?

I was a little confused and looked at Aikalay in a daze, speechless.

"Idiot, what Sister Aikalai means is to bring that guy Walter to be your sparring partner." Evil Dragon Reina couldn't stand it any longer. Why does this druid have such a low IQ? Will it affect her? The baby in your belly, what if you become as stupid as him in the future?

"Oh, it's a sparring partner." I wiped my forehead and realized that I was sweating profusely. I raised my head and faced Aikalay's soft and cunning smile, and I couldn't help blowing my beard and staring.

Fortunately, this little female dragon is stupid enough and didn't notice any clues. Wait, will it affect the baby in her belly? What if she is as stupid as her in the future?

Calm down and get rid of the factors that make you frightened. If you think about it carefully, Aikalay's suggestion is really good. I remember Uncle Valkamit said that his strength is similar to that of the Seven Giants. Use him as a sparring partner. It's like fighting against the Seven Giants in advance, which gives me a good idea of ​​the enemy's combat effectiveness in the future battle.

Absolutely wonderful!

It's just that Uncle Walter is too tool-like. He is already squatting, and his daughter still won't let him go.

As a daughter-in-law, I wiped a few crocodile tears for Walter with empathy, and nodded my head without hesitation: "Of course it would be best if possible, but will the Dragon King really agree?"

"As long as we sincerely plead, Lord Dragon King will definitely agree. It's not like we're asking for more reinforcements. We're just using a prisoner who thinks about his faults and is idle as a sparring partner. It doesn't count against Lord Dragon King's will, right? , Lena.”

"Yeah, of course. If I say it doesn't count, it won't count."

This little female dragon has a huge appetite. Not satisfied with taking my portion, she ordered several more portions on Bisi, filling the whole table. At this time, her mouth was full of oil and nonsense.

Which village is the village chief's daughter from? A mere little silver dragon spoke in such an arrogant tone, and was not afraid of flashing his tongue.

"Since you are so sure, let's give it a try, but not now, let's wait until they come back." Although it seems a bit unreliable, you said that the Dragon King and I are not related, why should he? For this reason?

But I still trust what Aikalay said. I think she should be someone above her. She is more than ten blocks better than the evil dragon Reina who only knows how to talk. Think about it, the reinforcements of their dragon clan are based on Dragon Reina is the captain, right?

But according to the general law, in such a team, the captain is usually in name only, and the one who really makes the decision is the deputy team, which is Aikalei, so in fact she is the leader, and in fact it has always been Aikalei Yi is doing something, and the evil dragon Lena, the nominal captain, is just to cover up her high-level status, and to tell other dragons that our family does not engage in privileges, does not build mountains, and only those who are capable will occupy it.

But then again, this explanation seems a bit unreasonable. What special abilities does the evil dragon Lena have? In addition to being able to strike a particularly vicious tongue.

Forget it, why do I think so much? Anyway, I have nothing to do with this rain. How can I, the prince of a hundred tribes who are shouted at by everyone, be able to climb up to the prince of the dragon tribe?

"Your concerns are indeed justified, so let's wait until everyone comes back." Aikalayi tilted his head, thought for a while, and agreed.

Although it's very annoying that those guys didn't take me with them on their official trip, I also want to quietly go to the dragon clan and talk about the fairyland scenery of the dragon clan when I come back. Compared with you guys who go back to the camp to see the prairie I don't know how high it is, it makes them mad.

But think about it carefully, I am a man, they are unkind, I cannot be unjust, I must be broad-minded, the belly of the devil can hold a boat.

Of course, the most important problem is that once we leave, the entire Holy See Mountain will really be leaderless. No matter how promiscuous we were in the past, there were still military advisors to guard the home, either Linya, Lena, Aikalay, or Xiao Fox, Tamoa, My King, and Tia, these people have leadership experience and can still make the decision in emergencies.

Of course, there is actually no problem with Sa Qili. The problem is that with the monster army, she may be in trouble if something happens. After all, the other girls are either from the dragon clan with natural dragon power, or they are powerful and have a soul link with me, which is equivalent to A Shangfang sword can make these monsters surrender. This has been tested personally.

So now everyone is going their separate ways, and we can’t leave anymore. Aikalay knows this, but this little female dragon is stupid. In order to prevent her from mistakenly thinking that I caused a life and don’t want to be responsible, I don’t dare to see my parents. I had to analyze the situation.

Um?

Did I miss anyone else? For example...Aiwa'er?

"Don't ignore your highness, you bastard!" An angry bird suddenly rushed in from the gate. Without saying a word, it was a national football team... Oh no, now it's the national basketball team breaking bones and flying tackles. After all, the national football team has succeeded through its own efforts. It has caught up with the international status of the national basketball team.

This guy was really smart. He didn't shovel my calf, otherwise it wouldn't be certain who had the fracture. As the shadow whizzed across under my butt, the four legs of the stool clicked and snapped, and the person sitting on it also felt like the murderer. This time my IQ exploded, and I was caught off guard and fell onto my back.

"Huh, idiot Wu, you are so brave, you dare to ignore the existence of His Highness." Beiya, who had succeeded in her treacherous plot, crossed her arms and looked down at me who was lying on the ground with a condescending look.

"Don't call His Highness a short bastard!"

I'm shocked, can you even get this kind of deep-hidden secret complaint? Did this elf princess girl undergo some strange mutation while I was away?

"Hmph, do you think you won?" Girl Beiya's pride made me look disdainful.

"Stupid elf princess, haven't you noticed yet? The moment you passed under the stool, you already lost."

The disdain on my face gradually turned into even more pride than Beja's. I raised my tightly joined palms high, and like a magician, I rubbed my palms together vigorously. After a long time, I gradually let them go. .

Now, the time has come to witness the miracle.

Wait a minute, who can help me stand up first? Forget it, just lie down to increase the effect of the show.

"Qiang Qiang Qiang!" He pulled his palm, and a pair of small pants appeared in the middle. Look, this is Wu's wonderful magic. Are you scared by me?

I raised my head to appreciate Bea's panic and shameful expression, but what I saw was still the pride on her face?

"Idiot Wu, do you think the same method will work on me if you use it a second time?"

That's necessary, you're not a Saint, but wait, is this little girl's real intention to erase her defeat and create the established fact that she only lost once?

Putting this aside, where did she get her confidence?

I subconsciously looked down at the panties I was tugging at. It was no longer the familiar lace triangle pink bear, but a pair of... boxer safety pants? !

Although the cartoon bear head embroidery on the back is still the same, it has become more realistic in strange places. Do you really like the bear head that much?

"Are you dumbfounded? It's not just that!"

Beja was like a proud little hen, unabashedly pulling up her skirt, revealing the bloated safety pants underneath.

"Look, it's not just one pair, my highness has worn ten of them! From now on, your stupid Wu's despicable methods will no longer be of use."

"What...what?!" Did you lose? Did I actually lose? The majestic savior actually had to lose to a short elf princess who was short and flat? I do not believe!

"Hey, Finny, do you really don't need to call the guards?"

Oona glanced at a certain druid who was lying on the ground, holding up a pair of hot pink girl safety pants, with a face full of shock, disbelief and frustration. The look of disgust on his face was like looking at a dog in the kitchen. The cockroach crawling around held the alarm in his hand, hesitating whether to press it or not.

"I think...if the person involved didn't realize that this was a perverted behavior and should be arrested, it should be...probably...maybe...maybe it's okay, nya?"

Fini felt that she had really tried her best for her perverted cousin. She was so heartbroken that she could no longer find any excuse to defend herself.

"Besides, is there any use in calling the guards?"

"That's right." Oona rubbed her temples. The only person in the entire Holy See Mountain who has the ability to catch this pervert is himself. Should I catch myself? Obviously very unrealistic.

Just as he was about to take back the alarm, the silly and cute Crystal appeared at an unknown moment and walked in with a bunch of five-color teams. His eyes lit up when he saw the alarm in Oona's hand, and he rushed up in a blink of an eye, raising his thumb and pointing it at Oona's hand. He pressed the alarm and muttered something.

"Mom said that when you see a button, you must press it. Crystal is really an obedient child."

In just the next second, Aiwaer rushed in with an angel patrol team with a serious face. Turning his eyes, he saw a certain Druid lying on the ground playing with his safety pants and looking perverted. He saw his skirt lifted. Beja showing her safety pants.

Although I don’t know what happened, the prisoner has been confirmed. The unselfish angel princess waved her hand behind her and pointed to the opposite side without any expression. Two angel guards stepped forward to pick up the prisoner, one on the left and the other on the right. ヘ(__ヘ)" and was escorted away with a look of (??д??;) on the other side's face.

Name: Wu Fan

Occupation: Druid (Redeemer)

Age: unknown

Height: 190CM

Status: In jail

Charge: too perverted

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