Diablo Destruction

To ensure that everything is safe, I can accept this little gift from the Spider Demon God. I wonder if it means that I can go to the border now?

The girls have just come back. I still want to spend more time with my family, and you, Akara, come here early in the morning and sigh, being in the way, being in the way.

"You have to go, dear Wu, you have to go now." Akara not only came here to be a light bulb, but also wanted to separate me and the girls. It is really unreasonable. Do you think I am still the handyman elder from before, the one who is at your mercy? Errand boy? Let me tell you, I am now the savior, the eighth demon king, the leader of the demon king’s army, and the ruler of the Holy See Mountain!

"Okay, I'll go now." Patting my butt, I stood up and prepared to leave immediately.

"Wait." Akara stopped me again.

"You will accept the gift from the Spider Demon God later. When you are about to get home, don't be too busy to come back and say hello to me."

"You mean...the clan leaders?" I twirled my fingers.

"That's right."

"But didn't you go too far just now? If they see a large group of monsters joining the Holy See Mountain, they might be able to think of something else."

"It doesn't matter. The most important thing is you. As long as they see that you have the ability to restrain and command these monsters, they will naturally return to normal."

Oh, do you think they are not in a normal state of mind now? You can scare the leader of the clan into confusion and make you think wildly. Boss Akara, you are really a talent.

"Isn't it just right? I explained to them that you, the savior, have a lot of things to do, and are busy with important things and are away from the Holy See. You just have such a reason to return, so there is no need to find other excuses."

"Okay, let's do whatever you say. The question is what happens after we come back? How should I deal with these clan leaders?"

"You can deal with it how you want."

"This...you have too much confidence in me. I only know how to fight and kill. I am not good at socializing like this. What's more, the other party is a group of old foxes. Can you give me some advice?"

"It's not that I don't want to teach you, it's that I don't know what to do. I'll have to see the reaction of the clan leaders before I can adapt to the situation." Akara narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "I believe you are the only one who is a ghost."

"Besides, you don't have to worry too much. As long as you show the magnanimity you deserve to lead an army of millions of monsters, no matter what you do or say wrong in the future, you will become a unique and unique figure in the eyes of these people. Style.”

"..."

It seems to make sense. As long as my image is tall enough, even if I hide in my room and play games every day, fans will think of it as "Do you know how hard Oppa Wu works? This is starting from scratch." Entering the e-sports circle and dominating the King Zone, killing chicken forty times”?

But, are you sure those patriarchs don’t know what kind of virtue I am? Any old man in Rogge’s camp would probably be able to tell embarrassing things about the savior for a whole day and a night. Wouldn’t they know?

Oh, now that they know everything, what do I have to worry about?

From another perspective, Akara's words proved to be very reasonable. I felt extremely complicated and reluctantly said goodbye to the girls and embarked on the journey of giving small gift bags.

Having said that, Hell Mountain is connected to the border of the Abyss. It only takes a short time to go there. Even if you have to drag a bunch of monsters back, it probably won't take many days, so I still want to go to the library and give Ellugate a kiss. I was hugged and bid farewell, but the little fox with a look of disgust and arrogance ruthlessly drove me out of the house.

Fortunately, I got some love from Willas. Speaking of which, when did she prepare it for me? It's not true that you said you prepare it all the time. It's still warm, so it's obviously freshly made.

Magical puppy senses radio waves?

In my mind, I imagined a puppy that could sense in advance that its owner was about to go out, hanging up its shoes and waiting at the entrance. I was so cute.

"Brother Wu." Linya suddenly chased me out. Did she come to say goodbye? Sure enough, there are still people in this family who love me.

"Remember not to leave through the front door, otherwise it will be bad if someone sees you." She waved at the door and gave her a playful smile.

I'm tired, I feel like I can't love anymore.

Hell Mountain is an interesting place. The continuous mountains are like a wide road. As long as you move along the continuous mountains without leaving the range of the mountains, you will either reach the center of Hell or towards the border. You will not get lost. I mean. It's not that I get lost easily, this place is very friendly to me, but as a guide with MAX road-finding skills, I want to make some small contribution to the children who want to visit hell.

The process of going to the border went smoothly. I first went to the Land of Bones to see if the skeleton dragon was still healthy, if he had caught a cold due to the change of seasons, if he was tired from work, if he was eating well, and if he was sleeping well. After fully fulfilling his responsibility as a leader who cares for his subordinates, he returned to the border.

Relying on the speed of Saint Yue Xianlang, the scenery under his feet swished backwards, gradually stretched like noodles, and even time seemed to slow down a lot.

Before long, the inconspicuous hazy fog of the Original Sin Barrier was like a huge thick white wall connecting the sky and the earth, dividing the world.

I didn't see the monster army I expected. Just when I was wondering if I had been tricked by the spider demon, several monster figures suddenly appeared sneakily not far away.

The leader is a demon goblin. This evil little thing is very good at teleportation. The long-range flame hammer is like a peashooter, and the close-range hellfire sprays out even if it is not recognized. As an enemy, it is very difficult to deal with. It is the adventure of Harrogath. A more troublesome monster.

The strange and ugly looking demon in front of me, just like the old witch in the phone call story, exuding the aura of the peak of the world's power, is very talented in being a bitch. After noticing that I was coming, she directly crawled over here using both hands. , looks like an extra-large southern cockroach from a distance.

It's the aura of a slave, Er Wu Zai has a competitor.

"Ah ah ah, extremely powerful, extremely majestic, extremely evil, extremely cruel, extremely vicious, extremely terrifying, extremely..."

"Let's get to the point." I kicked away the demon goblin who was trying to crawl under my feet in disgust.

"Yes... yes, I have been ordered by the Spider Demon God to come here to swear allegiance to the Eighth Demon King." It should be said that the demon fairies are indeed a race with higher IQs among the monsters in hell, and they immediately figured me out. character, concise and to the point.

Although he still looked so humble and flattering, he wanted to press his face to the ground when he spoke.

"Just you guys?" I pointed behind it. It was quite impressive, but the total was less than two digits. Could it be that the Spider Demon God is just a fool? Is the promised small gift really that small? Want to play with me and give you goose feathers for thousands of miles?

"Of course not, of course not, the power is boundless, lawless, evil, omnipotent, invincible..."

"Be more concise." Where did the Spider Demon God find this funny thing? I'm afraid there's a girl in her head who was searching and reciting it at the same time, without pausing for breath.

"Yes, Lord Demon King, that's actually the case. The large army is still behind, and only a few small ones are coming."

That's it, that's right, I'm just saying, the Spider Demon God can't be so stingy, you see, it even gave me its own leg, why does it still care about a few soldiers?

If it were me, I wouldn't even be willing to give away my leg hair.

"Then hurry up and call them all over."

"This..." The demon goblin was in a dilemma.

"has a problem?"

"O Demon King with unparalleled wisdom and courage and boundless power, without your permission, we humble servants will not be able to cross this terrible barrier."

Oh, I remembered, there seems to be such a setting, I have to ask to take in these monsters, so that they can escape the shackles of the Sea of ​​Original Sin and cross the barrier to the hell world.

Also, did this guy just recite it in one breath while I was not paying attention? How committed are you to using idioms?

To show off his unparalleled wisdom and bravery...are you really mocking me?

Maybe the Spider Demon God gave it to me because he thought this guy was too noisy.

"You mean, you want me to cross the barrier and bring them here?"

"Please forgive me... Lord Demon King. It seems... this is the only way. The small one can temporarily pass through the barrier, and it all relies on the power of Lord Spider Demon God."

Seeing that the devil was trying to flatter me again, I glared at it and it finally stopped.

"It's okay, just lead the way."

"One more thing...can you ask the Demon King to show you the Spider Demon God's token?"

Tsk, it’s really troublesome. Fortunately, when the little fox kicked me out, he also stuffed the spider legs over. I casually took out one and handed it over. Then I saw that the demon and fairy also carefully and awe took out a spider leg and held it on it. With his palms raised high, the two spider legs that are getting closer and closer dim and light up, reflecting each other, like long-lost firefly brothers.

I:"???"

Asking a biological question, how many legs can a spider have? How long will it take for the leg to grow back after it is removed?

Are all demon-god-level experts so formidable? Should I also follow the trend and keep pace with the times and learn a lesson?

I imagined that in the future, a few young men would kneel in front of me and ask them to do something. After thinking about it, I needed some tokens. I didn’t change my expression and didn’t care. I just pulled off one of my legs as usual and looked at the two men with blood. Wu Zai PIA swung it over and told them to behave like chickens.

While he was complaining in his mind, the spider leg in the demon goblin's hand suddenly made a bang sound, and disappeared into a burst of smoke under the special light and shadow effects of the 1986 edition of Journey to the West.

I:"!!!"

After being stunned for a while, I finally came to a close conclusion.

The Spider Demon... appears to be a sinister, cunning, duplicitous, and cunning bad guy. In fact, he may have a young and funny heart hidden deep inside.

"Confirmation completed." The demon elf breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly explained for fear that I would be unhappy: "How can the Lord Demon King's unique... shocking... majestic... vast and powerful aura be fake? It's just that this is the Spider Demon God. Your Majesty has repeatedly told me that everything must be done in a systematic way, and this step cannot be omitted..."

Shocked! Frieza queues up for pizza!

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