Diablo Destruction

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Shocked!

I thought that no matter how experienced and capable he was, it would take him at least ten days and a half to figure it out. How many days has it passed? I'm afraid I didn't just buy a copy of the People's Education Edition of Tathagata Palm from a beggar on the street for ten yuan and send it to me.

But at this time, the evil dragon Reina is not here, and the two Na combinations are mysteriously missing. It feels like there is a layer of protection missing. I am a bit brave. My father-in-law will not want to take the opportunity to call me over to have a Hongmen banquet or something. , good wine and good food, singing and dancing, a hundred axe-hands, and throwing cups as a sign.

Thinking that my dog's head might be hung on the top of a certain Dragon Mountain the next day, I gave in and decisively asked Aikalay for advice.

Miss Bai Long was not worried at all and said to me in a comforting tone: "Don't worry, Mr. Wu Fan. Although Uncle Hardy is not reliable, he will not lie to you."

No... So Aikalay, don't you think this is inconsistent? Since it's unreliable, why can't you deceive me?

But I still believe in Aikalay, and I will bring Lilith along just to be on the safe side. You said that you are a dignified kitchen manager, and you would be embarrassed to play tricks in front of a little girl, right?

It’s still the same mountain, it’s still the ostentatious Jinshan Gemstone Hall, Uncle Hardy’s big ass is sitting on the glittering jeweled seat, eating something and it’s clear that he’s doing it casually, like boiled meat. Things, everything the canteen supervisor does is worrying.

Is it because of poor craftsmanship? This is impossible. Even if your own skills are not good, wouldn't it be enough to find some dragon servants who are good at cooking? For example, the Aikarai family has many dragon servants to serve them. Otherwise, in such a big dragon nest, with the character of the dragon, would it really take care of countless household chores?

In fact, every giant dragon is equivalent to a big lord, and there is no shortage of servants.

It is proved from the side that the biological father of the evil dragon Lena, my father-in-law, is indeed a ruthless person. In order to extract profits from the canteen, he worked tirelessly and personally. In order to cover up his illegal behavior, even his own food was made into pigs. Food.

"Oh, even little Lilith is here. Do you want to eat together?" Seeing Lilith, who is as petite as a delicate and delicate lotus flower, Uncle Hardy's round face with a smiley face also showed his smile. He had a gentle look on his face, an expression he would only show when he saw the evil dragon Lena.

So this guy is a lolicon? It's a bit too much to be so malicious and pathos. Probably like Walter, the dragon is full of affection for every child. There are too few newborns of this race.

I was a little relieved to see this scene. It seemed that Lilith was really accepted by the dragon clan and became a part of it.

"Oh, you're here too, do you want to eat together?" He turned to look at me, his face changed instantly, his mouth seemed to be a smile but not a smile, his eyes had no trace of smile, and his tone was like a good reading, which was read as an invitation and written as a farewell.

"No, I've eaten." I waved my hands repeatedly. Even a humble savior still has pursuits. My appetite has long been spoiled by Veras, and I am no longer the peerless person who ate raw rats and salted spiders in the cave. A tough guy.

"Didn't you ask me to come, Uncle Hardy?"

"Oh? Did I shout?"

"Didn't you inform me that you have thought of a new move?"

"That's what happened."

"So I'm not here?"

"I just said that I had thought about it, and I didn't ask you to come."

"..." Look, my father-in-law is really getting more and more playful with me while the evil dragon Lena is away.

"Okay, Uncle Hardy, stop making things difficult for Mr. Wu Fan and get down to business."

At this time, the importance of the secretaries around me was reflected. As soon as Aikalay opened his mouth, my father-in-law restrained himself a lot. In addition, he could not lose his tall image in front of the new members. When Lilith looked at him with admiration, he looked in the mirror. Uncle Hardy outside was trying his best to put on a serious expression without anger and self-importance, but Uncle Hardy in the mirror was already posing and getting carried away.

"Oh, that's what happened. I know you are pressed for time. After thinking about it, I will ask you to come over immediately. Practice as soon as possible and deal with the enemies outside as soon as possible. Stay in Dragon Paradise and accompany Rena well. .”

Under the watchful eyes of the Aikalay sisters, the famous scene of a loving father and a filial son once again appeared with its own BGM. Uncle Hardy spoke with sincerity and concern, and his relaxed tone was as if the Big Seven were buzzing flies. I'll clean up the garbage outside quickly and come back early.

Let’s not talk about whether the Seven Giants are flies. The idea of ​​​​coming back early is worthy of further study. I always feel that it is good to listen to it. The implication is that maybe it tells me to wipe my butt, get out of here quickly, and don’t step into the Dragon Paradise again. .

The sixth sense tells me that this is Uncle Hardy’s true thoughts, the incompetent rage of a dragon father, I don’t know what it is.

The indescribable power forcibly twisted his soul, causing him to say these words against his will.

Of course, if I guess wrong and this is indeed Uncle Hardy's true thoughts, that would be terrible. Even if he allows the girls to come together, I have no intention of settling in Dragon Paradise. The scenery here is indeed beautiful and magnificent. It's even better than heaven. It's a good place to retire, but it's too boring. Do you want me to sleep every day like other dragons?

Well, sleep?

Sleeping every day seems not bad, after all, this is a very busy thing for me. To be more serious, that is not a problem that 996 can solve, 007 will do it every minute.

It reminded me of the days when I lost my power and the terror of being dominated by the Alliance's top-secret mass-produced savior plan.

"What, do you have any questions?"

Seeing me in a daze, Uncle Hardy immediately gave me a death stare. This kind of character that does not allow others to refute appears in a mere canteen supervisor, and he is also a very domineering veteran.

"No, no, then Uncle Hardy, when will we start practicing?"

"Tomorrow, tomorrow." After thinking for a while, his father-in-law waved his hand as if to drive away flies, then turned his head and looked kindly at Sister Aikalay.

"Little Aikarai, little Lilith, don't you really want to eat something together?"

"..." This kind of differential treatment is really unabashed. Fortunately, I have long been used to it.

But, tomorrow? It's not slow, and I don't expect my father-in-law to take this matter seriously and open a fast passage for me. After all, cooking for the Dragon King is his job.

Obviously, no matter from a rational or emotional perspective, the Aikalay sisters would not agree to the warm invitation of their father-in-law.

After the three people left, Aikarai's grandfather, the white dragon elder Fenis, walked out from behind.

"Start tomorrow? Is this really okay? Be careful of being punished by Lord Dragon God."

As the second-ranking figure in the dragon clan who knew the existence of the Supreme Dragon God, Elder Bailong was a little worried about the Dragon King's negligent behavior.

"Nonsense, I tried my best." Hardy shrank his neck guiltily, as if he was afraid of being overheard. He shouted loudly and slapped his chest, showing his loyalty as if he had blocked the gun and shed blood for the party and the country. Geng Geng attitude.

"I just feel that there is still the possibility of optimizing the moves. I will stay awake tonight and think about it carefully to make the best of Master Dragon God's instructions."

"I hope so." Maybe he felt that what Hardy, the Dragon King, was doing was a bit aggrieved and pitiful. Fix, who had a rigid personality, did not continue to be embarrassed. He nodded and turned to another topic.

"How's it going with Leona?"

"It's a small thing, nothing more than helping her new good friend to improve. I observed it secretly. It is indeed a masterpiece. As a mere human being, the Horadric tribe is truly well-deserved. The most important thing is creativity, well, creativity."

"Really?" After hearing what Hardy said, Fix looked wary.

"Is it my imagination? Every time you say that, something always happens."

"Fix, are you questioning the authority of the Dragon King?" Hardy couldn't help but shook his body, exuding a world-destroying aura.

Maybe he can scare other giant dragons, but he can't scare his old partner who has been working together for many years. Fix smiled and said: "Come on, you are the mayor of the giant dragon village. Look what is eaten by my dragon." Servants eat better than you."

"You only know how to enjoy yourself! Degenerate! Corrupt! Be careful, I will remove you from the position of elder!"

"If you didn't mention it, I almost forgot. I plan to resign recently."

"No, Fix, if you have anything to think about, tell me, old friend, I'll help you solve it. Do you dislike Michael, or did Lucifer steal your shoes? I'll go find them and cause trouble." .”

Hardy was shocked and quickly persuaded him to stay. Without Fix, he would really become a hard-working village chief.

"If you have no objection, I plan to let Loyle take over."

"Loyle? Of course I have no objection, but it's definitely not now. She has enough ideas and abilities, but she still lacks a few things compared to you, such as sophisticated means and the courage of a giant dragon."

"Can't you just say that her strength is not enough to convince the public?"

"That's what you said. I didn't say anything. Don't bother Loyle when the time comes." Hardy stopped repeatedly, obviously not wanting to continue discussing this topic.

"I have to report to Lord Dragon God. You can do whatever you want. By the way, do you want to eat?"

"You seem to like inviting others to eat pig food with you lately?"

"Don't say that. The taste is secondary. You have to think about it. This is made by the Dragon King himself. Even if it is pig food, it is sparkling pig food."

"But it's still pig food." Fix's venomous tongue was merciless: "Don't change the subject. I'm not interested in pig food. I'm only interested in why you like to invite others recently."

"Because..." Hardy stretched out his hand towards the plate (basin), then retracted it, and sighed.

"Because Leona doesn't like to eat with me recently. You think, aren't we a family? Shouldn't we have a happy meal together?"

"Because she finally realized that she had been eating pig food."

"Actually, I have also realized that I have been practicing my cooking skills recently. Although it doesn't look good, it actually tastes good. Maybe... why not give it a try?"

"No, no, you can find someone else to test the poison. But speaking of it, we dragons seem to lack talent in cooking. Even Aikarai's cooking skills are not as good as those of the dragon servant, but it seems to have improved recently... …”

When mentioning his granddaughter, Fix showed a warm smile. He finally resisted the urge to talk endlessly and coughed a few times.

"Hardy, I'm not talking about you. Enelise has been gone for so many years. It's time to let go. Even if you are just the head of Dragon Village, you shouldn't do these housework. Let the dragon servant do it. .”

“We’ll talk about it later, we’ll talk about it later.”

Hardy ate in silence for a few mouthfuls, then stretched and stood up: "Just go ahead and do what you are supposed to do. I went to report to Lord Dragon God. In order to complete the task, I tried my best and didn't even sleep. , Lord Dragon God must be satisfied no matter what."

With an expression of excitement asking for credit, the space behind Hardy was like a suddenly stirred water surface, with layers of ripples appearing. He turned around gracefully and strode towards the center of the ripples, as if he was returning from school skillfully and naturally. Just like entering a home.

Then with a duang sound, he bounced back in an embarrassed posture as if he had bumped his head against the iron door, and sat down on the ground.

Holding his forehead, the Lord Dragon King looked like a three-hundred-pound three-year-old child who had been wronged for three days and three nights. He turned around and cried at the elder Bailong who had a black question mark on his face (?_?).

"Lord Dragon God is autistic and kicked me out. What did I do wrong?"

. . .