Diablo Destruction

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"I'm very curious, Mr. Strange...why do you want me to look at you differently?"

"This...because you are Her Royal Highness?"

I scratched my head, is this weird? Didn’t it mean that Ben Zina from 30,000 years ago was a fast treasure in the entire clan and loved by everyone? Of course there should be many admirers.

"Is it just because of who I am?"

"Because you're cute?" I felt bad as soon as I said it. Could it be that I was tricked by Ben Zina? What if she was peeping somewhere, listened to these words, and started to feel good about herself?

"Really?" The doll tilted its head, very cute.

"What else do you think?"

"I just don't think Mr. Strange is telling the truth."

"..."

As expected of you, my old enemy thirty thousand years later, you can control a doll with such keen intuition.

"Since Mr. Strange doesn't want to say anything, I won't ask further questions. I hope you can accept my apology again. I'm really sorry for treating you as a suspicious person."

After saying that, the little doll held up the skirt and bowed slightly: "Then, please allow me to take leave. I hope you can forget the painful memories and start a new and beautiful life in the clan."

Oh, this guy... is so polite and has impeccable etiquette. He is completely different from what he was 30,000 years ago.

"Fanfan, Nana's current politeness and etiquette are completely in line with her status. Or is Fanfan willing to see Nana say some polite words to you respectfully?"

stop! ! !

I understand the truth, but even if we are a couple, please don’t read minds without permission, okay? At least reduce the frequency, it’s a waste of time.

Oh, by the way, during the interrogation just now, the identity Tia knitted for me was that of a wild monkey picked up by the wandering Horadric mage... Ah, he was a poor orphan, so the doll only cost 30,000 This was only said by Ben Zina years ago.

Seeing the doll disappear around the corner, Tia gave me a hard push.

"What are Fanfan still doing? Come on!"

Ah, what are you going to go to?

I looked at Tia blankly. Can you be a good wife and let your husband fuck a palm-sized doll?

D【Beep】The series is okay...just kidding, hehe.

"No, I think we should take it slow. Aren't we already taking a good first step?"

You are too anxious to get close to the other party. Do you want me to experience one-click imprisonment again? My dear stand-in messenger, Comrade Tia.

"There's no need to go to all that trouble. Don't forget that this is a dreamland."

"Dreams must also follow basic laws... No, I mean that dreams must also follow objective laws. You see, I have already planned the next step. Tomorrow morning, I will carry a small schoolbag on my back, holding a piece of bread in my mouth. "I'm late, I'm late." Just around the corner, someone didn't stop the car and crashed into her room on the second floor, pinning her down. It created such a heart-pounding and wonderful encounter between a boy and a girl. What do you think? "

"What if Nana is eating swordfish? If she bumps into her rashly, she might be stabbed in the chest by the swordfish first."

"That's right. It's too dangerous. Let me think of other ways."

No, you should be complaining that I will sit through the dungeon, right? Why does it feel like our conversations are not on the same channel at all, but we are able to match each other in subtle ways?

"Don't think about it anymore. The opportunity is rare. It's now. This is Nana's dream. Fanfan's favorability here is naturally 99 points. There is absolutely no problem."

He didn’t run away, it was definitely minus 99 points. Speaking of which, how did you get this favorability score that is accurate to single digits?

"If you improve it a little more, you can give Nana a ring."

Steady, I am an old commander for three years, but I am afraid that this ring will be strung on the rapier by Ben Zina and pierced into my forehead.

Under Tia's urging, I gave up any hope and was even prepared to go to jail with one click for the second time, so I chased after the doll in the direction it left.

Fortunately, there was no magic incident that disappeared after chasing around a corner. The little doll took elegant and cute steps, just like a newborn kitten. It jumped over the gutter alertly and picked it up casually on the ground. Falling leaves, he struggled to climb up a fist-sized roadside stone, stood on tiptoes, and looked around curiously with his dripping glass eyes, revealing a strong desire to save every frame of the outside world into his eyes.

To sum it up in one word, she is super cute.

Let me explain in advance, I am saying that the doll looks very cute, not that Ben Zina is cute. What macho guy doesn’t like Princess Barbie?

I even couldn't bear to break this warm and lovely picture.

"your Highness."

"Ah, it's Mr. Strange. Is there anything else you can do?" The doll made a little startled move, quickly turned around, restrained its lively and cute look, gathered up its long skirt, and asked politely. .

"Do you want me to take you back?" I didn't know how to speak, so I replied in a hurry.

"I appreciate your kindness, but it's no problem, I can do it."

The little doll blinked its glass eyes, and her expression was indistinguishable, but her tone revealed a childish stubbornness. With her sickly body, she should be worried and cared for by everyone. Maybe she has reached the rebellious stage, maybe I don't want to cause trouble to everyone.

I was decisively rejected without any surprise, but how to proceed? My newly-promoted dog-headed strategist, please speak more quickly!

"At this time, you have to hit the ball straight, hit the ball straight!" Tia made a posture of throwing with all her strength, full of momentum.

I won't be fooled again.

Ignoring Tia, who turned into a cheerleader to encourage me, I looked kind and smiled what I thought was the most harmless smile.

"Actually, I have heard of Her Royal Highness the Princess for a long time, and I want to meet her no matter what, so can we have a cup of tea together and have a chat?"

How about it, my straight curve ball, my curve saves the national team, the nickname of the harem elder is not for nothing, if I want to be a playboy, I can also be smooth-talking.

"Wow." Tia seemed startled, and then gave me a thumbs up: "Well done Fanfan."

"Isn't that right?"

"Is this the legendary steel stone devil's straight ball?"

"..."

When did this little girl become so rude?

The doll also seemed to be petrified. Although it was impossible to show rich expressions on her face, I seemed to be able to imagine her mouth wide open.

After a long while, she slowly spoke.

"Mr. Strange seems to have a straightforward personality."

This is the same as that. Obviously I have said it tactfully enough, okay? I am not inviting you to drink some strange black tea.

I feel the need to correct the other person’s misconceptions.

"Actually, my friends all like to call me the euphemistic noble son."

"puff!"

Shut up!

"..."

"..."

After a period of confusing silence in which I seemed silent but was not silent but the doll was really silent, the other person said to himself: "Mr. Strange and strange friends, is this the strange phenomenon where birds of a feather flock together?"

enough! Please take a look in the mirror, the strangest thing here is you, the talking doll, right?

"All right."

It seemed that after a considerable battle between heaven and man in his mind, the doll responded.

Surprised, it actually happened! The little girls today are too easy to deceive. Is this Ben Zina from 30,000 years ago? What on earth had she gone through in the past thirty thousand years to turn such a simple girl into a strange woman who would draw a sword whenever she disagreed with her?

"I'm just telling you, it will definitely work." Dia said with an air of pride on her face.

"Under normal circumstances it would definitely not work, but because it was Nana's dream and she has a natural affection and trust for Fanfan, the seemingly impossible thing became a matter of course."

"As long as you can trust me and have a good impression, I'll leave it alone."

I gave up again and again, trust is good. After all, no matter how bad the relationship is, we are in the same trench. At critical moments, we can entrust the teammates behind us. As for the favorability... it is because the aircraft carrier's airport is not big enough, or the submarine's dead water is not fragrant enough. ?

Your number is gone.

But thanks to Tia, otherwise I don’t know how long it will take to meet Ben Zina from 30,000 years ago. It seems that there is still a need for this dog-headed strategist.

Having said that, it is really awkward to call Ben Zina 30,000 years ago. Didn't she have a name?

When I thought about it, I suddenly became curious. I remember that Ben Zina seemed to have forgotten her own name, and finally she randomly named her Nana. Isn't now a good time to gossip?

You can still laugh at each other when you get back.

"Can you please stop calling me Mr. Strange? I have a name."

"Ah, I'm very sorry, Mr. Tarasha." The doll then realized that what he said was so rude, so he bowed and apologized repeatedly.

He is such a good boy, unlike thirty thousand years later, when a monkey can sing with ease.

"Also, I don't know your name yet. Can you tell me if you can?" The words went around in a circle, and I finally revealed Wolf Yiba. If it weren't for this sentence, Mr. Strange or something, to be honest, I Don't care at all.

After all, compared to this neutral nickname, this society seems to have other deeper misunderstandings about me. It is inconvenient to describe more specific examples.

"Hey, it's strange... Mr. Tarasha doesn't know... my name?"

"have no idea."

"But didn't you say you've heard of my name for a long time before?"

The motor actually has such a flaw? It seems that she is just simple and not stupid.

"That's because the teacher has been telling me about you. He always calls you "Her Royal Highness the Princess." When he mentions Her Royal Highness, he must be talking about you. Over time, I got used to it, until I scattered her ashes at the Rogge Bar. When I was on the succulents, I suddenly realized that I had even forgotten to ask Her Royal Highness the Princess’s name.”

"I see. Let me ask you, what is a succulent? Why do you want to scatter your teacher's ashes?"

"The teacher's will said that she owed this bar too much and had no choice but to use ashes to repay it. As for succulent, it is the bar owner's favorite plant."

"Why does the bar owner like meat?" The doll in front of him turned into a curious baby and kept asking questions. If he likes it, he likes it. What other reasons could there be, but when it comes to this...

"Probably to attract the attention of the poisonous flower vines and prevent the bar from being destroyed."

"Oh...um...I see...it seems like there are a lot of stories in it."

I can fully imagine how the other party looked confused at this time and then gradually weaved a touching bar story in his mind. In fact, it is not that complicated. The so-called story is the debt in my inventory that cannot be grasped. .

Having said that, when Benzina wakes up and realizes that I was so tricked and deceived in her dream, she won't stab my forehead into slime, right?

. . .