Diablo Destruction

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Ahhhh, yes, it’s just right. I don’t want to accompany you, a little brat, to fool around with you. It’s time to end this farce, let me give up thinking, and regain my freedom.

Although I really want to say this, no matter how shoddy the main plot is and ruining the masterpiece, you have to leave!

The current situation is obvious. This Loli princess wants to burn down the bridge and kick me, the founding hero of the country, away. Although it is not incomprehensible, after all, no matter how helpful I am, to her, she is just a suspicious person she just met. As a man, if it were me, I wouldn’t want to share my next magnificent and exciting adventure with someone I don’t know well.

I understood, but I was still very angry. After thinking about it, I stretched out my hand.

"Okay, what about the promised reward?"

Princess Loli and the doll were both stunned and stunned. They seemed to have forgotten this. Perhaps to her, who was favored by all the stars and pampered by the entire Horadric clan, helping her was a matter of course. Even It is a great honor, and there is no reward.

"As promised, I will help you out, and you will be rewarded accordingly. You can choose the artifact as you please. Now that I have done it, it is your turn to fulfill your promise."

Under my tit-for-tat gaze, Princess Loli gradually lowered her head and uttered a voice as thin as a mosquito's moan: "No...no."

"What? I didn't hear clearly."

"Sorry... the artifact... I have to wait until I get back... ask the clansmen for it... I don't have any... extra..."

"Isn't there such a thing? A chair that can be turned into a tent, or a tent that can be turned into a chair? Although the function is a bit ordinary and not of much use to a strong person like me, I don't mind it either. Oh, by the way, there are also Your clothes can be transformed into any style and have their own cleaning function, right? It doesn’t matter if it transforms into the cloak I wear, right? It’s quite convenient that you don’t have to take a shower, I like it very much.”

Although there was nothing wrong with these words and the meaning was clearly expressed, the moment I spoke, I still had the illusion that I had lost all sense of moral integrity. A seven-foot tall man asked a lolita who was half his height to take off her princess dress in the street. If you want to wear it on yourself, outsiders will sound like a ghost.

Is this why I have been misunderstood by others as a pervert?

Hearing what I said, it was as if she was facing a perverted, shameless and vicious beast. Princess Loli shrank into a ball, trembling and moaning.

No, if someone from the Horadric tribe saw this, even thirty lives from me would not be enough to kill him.

"What I saw is absolutely correct. Mr. Suspect, the perverted weirdo, is indeed a super pervert, and he was able to say such things to Athena." The doll complained with tears (?).

"No, you must have lied to me first."

"Athena didn't say she wouldn't pay her, and she didn't promise to pay her immediately after she escaped."

"..."

Okay... That seems to be the case. I forgot to agree on the payment date. I am embarrassed by Rogge's stinginess.

However, the other party is just a little loli who is inexperienced in the world, and there is still a chance to make amends.

"I didn't set a time for payment because I believed in you, but you... I didn't expect you to be such a Horadric princess. I'm so disappointed."

Sure enough, Princess Loli suddenly became anxious. You and I kept stammering, looking like we wanted to express something but couldn't express it because of our clumsiness.

"Fanfan, you'd better give it up as soon as you're ready, and don't forget Nana's illness." Tia, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly reminded her.

Damn it, it’s all because the doll is so bouncy. I almost forgot about this setting. This Loli princess is weak and sick and can’t stand stimulation. She can’t do too much even in a dream.

Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly saw the little puppet raising his hands.

"Decided!"

"What has been decided?"

"Let you set off with us."

"ha?"

"This way you don't have to worry about us cheating. When you go back, the agreed reward will be given to you immediately."

Ha~~tui! ! !

It seemed like you were doing it reluctantly. Didn’t you just plan to burn bridges across the river? Wouldn’t there be so much nonsense?

Seeing that the main plot was reconnected, I just agreed.

Then continue the topic from the beginning.

"Where should we go next?" I took out a map I didn't know where to start from, spread it out between the two of them, and I pointed at it.

"The vast green grassland, the quiet primeval forest, the boundless blue sea, the towering snow-capped mountains, let's come one by one."

In fact, in my opinion, the easiest way is to walk out of this comfortable tent. I carry her on my back and use unparalleled speed to go see the sea today, hunt the prairie tomorrow, the forest is tired of logging the day after tomorrow, and finally the snow mountains Snowman, OK, your wish has come true, just pat your butt and go home.

You see, what a fulfilling five-day and four-night trip, a man's romantic journey of steel.

"I'm not going anywhere." The little puppet took small steps, stood on the map, and marked the places I pointed out one by one.

"Clam?"

Are you mentally ill... Oh, you have no brain.

"These are Athena's ultimate goals, how can you just go now?" Seeing my blank expression, the doll raised its head and chest, and explained proudly.

"As Mr. Monkey said in the maze just now, we are just at the beginning of the adventure and have just walked out of the novice village. The sea, grassland, snow-capped mountains, and forests that are most anticipated are for Athena the ultimate big devil. Of course, they have to be placed there. Finally solved."

Okay, okay, I get it, no matter what, it’s fine, as long as your brain gear is not broken.

"Then, Your Highness, where will our initial adventure be?"

"Here." Princess Loli stepped forward with excitement, and pointed at the map with great force for her.

When my eyes fell, I was stunned again. The place she pointed at was not far from us. In short, it was still a desert area.

No, even if you don't challenge the final BOSS, you can't just hang around in front of your house all the time. Do you want to be the Shilipo Sword God?

"I heard from books that there are countless mysterious ancient tombs standing deep in the desert. These ancient tombs hide huge secrets and wealth." When it comes to refreshing, Princess Loli's voice is soft and excited. Excited and became eloquent.

"Wait, are there ancient tombs deep in the desert?" I stopped and interrupted her.

Wake up, Tarasha is not even an egg now, there are ancient tombs for you to explore.

No, it’s me who should wake up. If she says there is, then there will be.

Indicating Princess Loli to continue speaking, she tilted her head and looked at me in confusion for a few seconds, as if she couldn't figure out why I could degenerate from a keyboard warrior ready to point out mountains and rivers to a submissive social beast in just a few seconds.

"It is said that each of these ancient tombs is a huge maze, full of traps that can lead to death, and protected by huge monsters and golems."

Kou Kou, stop talking and make our adventure more difficult!

"If you can pass these challenges, you can obtain the endless treasures in the ancient tomb."

Hey, I wouldn't be sleepy if you said this.

"In short, let's start simple. Let's go to the ancient tomb first." After Princess Loli finished speaking, the little doll put his hands on his hips and made a decision.

Listening to what you just said, I feel that it is not simple at all. Anyway, it is easier to go to the grasslands, seas, forests, and snow-capped mountains.

"This is not good." I still want to save it and speed up the evil path.

"These ancient tombs are probably the graveyards of the Horadric people. In other words, they are the graveyards of your ancestors. Is it really good for us to explore places like this?"

The implication is that as soon as you leave Novice Village, you want to dig your ancestors' graves. You are really a filial son.

"It doesn't matter, this must be a test left to us by our ancestors." Princess Loli clasped her hands together in a prayer gesture, looking into the distance with inexplicable excitement in her eyes.

I see, this explains why the ancient tombs were designed as mazes, but I still have a question - why didn't they stick you filial sons and grandsons on the wall to test them?

Looking at the soft and weak Loli Princess, she has unexpected decisiveness. Once she has set her goal, she will not change it easily. After realizing this, I did not try to change her mind. Well, the ancient tomb is the ancient tomb. , what big scene has I, the savior, not seen before? I remember back then, Durrell and I were chatting and laughing!

The sandstorm was still going on, and it had been for quite some time. It was pitch black outside, and there was nothing but the sound of the friction of the sand, like the sound of a chainsaw scraping against it.

"This sandstorm is really long-lasting. If it continues like this, I'm afraid the entire Horadric City will be buried in sand."

"There is no such thing. Mr. Monkey underestimates the Horadric tribe outside."

"Besides..." After a pause, the doll and the Loli princess skillfully cut into each other.

"The sandstorm...is only aimed at us...will not...spread to Horadric City..."

"What's the meaning?"

"This is the first test of our journey..."

Oh I see.

To put it simply, this sandstorm was caused by you, right bastard!

"Fortunately, we have a magic weapon, otherwise we would have failed at the first step of the journey." The puppet patted its chest and made a heart palpitation gesture, writing and directing the scene very well.

Princess Loli nervously nodded in agreement, hugging the doll tightly in her arms: "This is only the first step... taking risks... it is really too dangerous, and there are dangers everywhere."

The most dangerous person in this adventure is you!

"It is said..."

Stop! Stop! The mud is already deep enough, don’t dig any more holes for the first step of our journey!

Ignoring my pleading eyes, Princess Loli said quietly, "There is a kind of terrifying existence called sand monster hidden in the sandstorm. They have all kinds of strange shapes, no one has the same appearance, and they can Attacking poor passers-by trapped in sandstorms.”

As soon as he finished speaking, hundreds of terrifying black shadows that were thicker than the pitch black appeared in the blinding sandstorm.

It's social security! ! !

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