Diablo Destruction

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"Etc., etc!"

Seeing that this disagreement was about to start a fight, I came on stage in a panic and quickly called a stop, everyone, stop it, this is not a just war!

"What are you waiting for? There is only one person on the other side now. It's a good opportunity to kill him." The little puppet aggressively put on a tortoise stance. Why do you feel like listening to your words, who is the devil? I can't figure it out anymore. It’s over.

Also, there is only one person on the other side who ranks among the top three dead FLAGs. If you say that, wouldn’t I be more generous?

"Don't be so angry. Violence will not solve the problem." I used a gentle tone to soothe the little doll's restless heart.

“But someone who can fix the problem.”

This is a good thing to say, but I think you are the one who has been causing trouble!

This is the dream of a Loli princess, and she has the final say over her territory. Just saying this made me want to join the Demon King's army on the spot.

"Do you have to fight and kill like this? He is your childhood sweetheart, right? Don't you have any feelings at all?"

Seeing that the little doll was unreasonable, I quickly winked at Princess Loli. Although it was the same person, the real person was shy and not good at rejecting people.

"But... this... but..." Princess Loli was in a dilemma. She looked at me, then at the little doll, and then at the Demon King. She simply lowered her head, flipped up her notebook, and wrote on it on the spot. , and for a moment there was only silence, leaving only the rustle of the pen tip.

"Okay." After a moment, she let out a sigh of relief that everything was done.

Has the problem been solved? Or did you solve the puppet or the devil? All in all, it was a good job. I made a fist and waved it. I felt that the Loli princess could still communicate.

"Not anymore."

"Huh?" He raised his fist in the air and froze.

"We are no longer childhood sweethearts."

"What a mess!"

"Changed to Mr. Tarasha's twin brother."

"My stupid brother, are you going to be seduced by this woman and betray my brother?"

Beside me, the unlucky, idiotic, retarded demon king wearing an outdated cloak and looking ordinary and putting on a great look looked like he needed a beating. In the blink of an eye, he showed me various JOJO figures.

No, why can't I be the elder brother? I have to be the younger brother?

No, that's not the point. You're so cooperative! Would you like to have some dignity? Is he a devil or a tool? !

No, you're so JOJO, you're so proud, you banana idiot devil!

No, it seems that I am scolding the wrong person, it seems that I am scolding myself.

No, my mind is so messed up!

Facing the Loli princess with rosy cheeks and a satisfied look on her face, as if she had completed a great masterpiece, my heart was racing and my words were all condensed into five words.

Damn it, why!

Why are you always persecuting me and targeting me? Is there no one else besides me who can share the firepower?

Oh, it seems there really isn't.

After thinking about this, I felt better... That's weird, you bastard!

I want to protest!

"Wait, this is a foul, how can you change the settings temporarily!"

"It's...it's not a temporary modification. I already had a vague idea in my mind." Princess Loli shyly explained. When she mentioned this masterpiece that has been handed down from generation to generation, she became more fluent and confident.

"Look, the protagonist has been changed, right?"

"And you two are very similar."

The little doll added, "Shut up. Whose fault is this?" !

After taking a breath, I said earnestly: "I understand the truth, but does the protagonist have to have some kind of kinship relationship with the villain BOSS?"

"This is also to create conflicts, explore human nature, and deepen the theme. Faced with the fact that his brother is the devil, the protagonist should choose family love or justice. Wow, isn't this interesting?"

That’s it, I taught her along the way, and she applied what she learned to me.

At this moment, I wish I could stick a rocket in my anus and run straight towards the sun. What do you think I am? In the grassland, weakness is written on the two faces.

Seeing that Princess Loli was immersed in her own writing world, while the little doll was sharpening its sword and pumping its fists, as if it was about to pounce and die with the devil at any time, I gave up thinking... ah no, I gave up. communicate.

Turning to face the Demon King.

"Then...Brother, we have something to talk about, please don't fight or kill, okay?"

"As long as you don't steal my bananas." The devil, who was still posing in the JOJO pose, looked at us with condescending contempt.

I don’t know why I suddenly want to snatch his banana.

"Our goal is the treasure here. We don't want the bananas. There is no conflict." I don't know why I suddenly said something Taijun said. Maybe I thought the script had the flavor of a divine drama.

"The treasure here is only bananas. My stupid brother, you really want to go against me." Saying this, the devil's black hair turned white, his cloak suddenly bulged, and his hunting wings flew, and he raised his right hand above his head. Holding a handful high...

A five-foot-long salted fish that occasionally twitches strangely.

"I can't continue acting!" I turned around and cried desperately, falling into Tia's arms, nuzzling, nuzzling.

"Be good, be good, Fanfan don't cry."

"When will this end!" Ceng Ceng, Ceng Ceng.

"I think...probably...should...maybe...maybe...hopefully...it will be over soon."

"Okay, keep working." The energy tank is full, throw the tile, it's back!

When I turned around, I found the Loli princess and the little doll looking at me in shock.

"Shocked, Mr. Weird Monkey is actually talking to the air!"

"Ana, Mr. Tarasha, has he...already...already..."

"Athena, you guessed it right. Mr. Monkey has become insane under the torture of family love and justice. He has been single for more than forty years and actually imagines that he is married!"

"Could it be that the person he just talked to..."

"That's right, it's the non-existent wife he imagined in his mind!"

[It doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. I am Fanfan’s wife. Nana, you are going a little too far. 】

The veins on Diya's forehead twitched, and for the first time, she shook her fist at her best friend from 30,000 years ago, but it was a pity that the other party couldn't see her.

"Okay, okay, just treat me as insane and let's get down to business." I interrupted, clapping my hands with a smile on my face, not minding the other person's slander at all.

To tell you why, I can only tell you that the facial cleanser produced in-house is so effective.

If it's serious business...

Looking back at the Demon King, he still maintained the majestic posture of holding the salted fish high, not moving at all, but the special effect of the cloak was gone, and it hung down dryly, clinging to his body, looking like he was soaked by the downpour. The husky's hands and feet are shaking slightly.

Those pitiful little eyes with a hint of grievance in the urging, seemed to be saying - stop talking about meaningless digressions over there, hurry up and notice me, hurry up and look at the salted fish in my hand. , say something quickly, I'm tired.

Sensing my gaze, he quickly put the salted fish down, turned away and rubbed his wrists, then came back with a cough and raised his head proudly.

"How are you? Are you scared? It's still too late to retreat now."

"No, no, didn't you leave a warning for us to come all the way?" I stopped repeatedly, saying that this line did not match the script setting.

"That's right, I asked you to come. Why on earth is this?" The Demon King was a little confused. After thinking about it, he seemed to have finally remembered something and started to JOJO again.

"I'm stupid..."

"Long story short."

"Well, since you are my brother, I plan to give you some bananas."

"real?!"

"But you have to kill the little girl first."

The plot suddenly became hardcore, and I was a little uncomfortable with it. After thinking about it, a scale emerged in my mind. On one side of the scale were the attractive yellow bananas, and on the other side were the Loli princesses and the little dolls.

"Athena, don't blame me. If you want to blame, blame the banana." I decisively jumped to the Demon King's side, turned around and pointed my sword at the Loli Princess and the doll.

"What should I do? At the most critical moment, Mr. Monkey, the only one with fighting ability, was tempted by bananas and rebelled." The villain turned around anxiously.

"Anna, don't panic. This is Mr. Tarasha's plan. He pretended to surrender to the enemy, but he actually wanted to find an opportunity to assassinate the Demon King. But unfortunately, at this most critical moment, just as he was about to succeed, he suddenly covered his heart in pain. , found that he was seriously ill..."

"Wait a minute, do you think I will be tempted by a mere banana? Stupid brother, I'm just teasing you!" I said these triumphant words while jumping back to the Loli princess with tears streaming down my face.

"Bastard, I gave you a banana but you don't want it. In that case, you all must die for me!" The Demon King was angry and raised the salted fish high again.

"Wait, I don't need the banana, please let Athena go, she's just a child!"

"If you don't want bananas, what are you doing here?"

Yes?

My bloated mind was a little confused. I didn’t want bananas. What am I doing here? Are you here specifically to find trouble with your twin brother, the mentally retarded Banana Demon King?

"We are here to find the treasure!" the little doll was furious.

"You are really here to covet my bananas!" The devil was furious.

"Come on, who is afraid of whom?"

"Bold, let me chop you to death!"

"Etc., etc!"

Seeing the two of them fighting like cocks, with their foreheads almost touching, I shouted stop again. After both parties stopped, I stopped talking in a hurry, turned my head and rubbed, and then rubbed again.

As expected of you, my destined brother, you can make my bananas consume so quickly.

The replenishment of energy allowed my brain to gradually clear up and realize the problem.

"I just said, if the treasure is bananas, then all of them belong to you, and the rest belongs to me, how about it?"

"That won't work either." The Demon King thought for a moment and shook his head.

"Why!" Aren't you a banana devil who only loves bananas? You betrayed the Banana Cult! I'm going to kill your whole family! ! !

"I found this place first. All the treasures belong to me. Why should I share them with you? I won't give you even a little bit." The Demon King gestured like a small coin. He was obviously a mentally retarded person, but he was very shrewd at this time. , so similar...

Don't worry about the details.

"In that case, why did you leave a warning specifically for us to come in?"

"That's right." The Demon King scratched his head in confusion. In the end, he still lost to the crappy script setting.

"You're all here, so I'll give you a little bit."

"How much?" "One percent." "Too little." "Twenty-eight points at most." "Give me more, give me more." "No more." "How about three or seven, you three and I will seven!" "What a beautiful idea. The most I can do is three to you and seven to me!" "In this way, we each take a step back, four to six, you four and me to six." "We can't take any more steps back. I'm four and you are six. If you don't accept it, give it to me." Get out!" "For the sake of brotherhood, give me a little more, 50-50!" "You are too pushy, take back what you just said, you can only give 20-80, I will give you 80-50!" "Don't go too far, at least give 50-50! I'll get 10%, otherwise don't blame me for falling out!" "Shameless, you actually want to get 10%. I said 28%, it's 28%, you can't even think of getting another cent!" "Are you really that heartless?" " No matter what I say, brothers don’t have to do anything!” “Okay, you forced me to do this!” “Do you think you will be my opponent?!”

Athena and the little puppet looked confused when they heard this, and their minds gradually became mathematical. Could it be that these two people were really having a serious discussion about sharing the spoils?

Just as she was about to use a knife or a gun, Athena had an idea and blurted out.

"There is only one treasure. No matter how you divide it, it cannot be divided equally. How about the banana belongs to you and the treasure belongs to me?"

"this……"

I thought about it carefully, and it seemed that it was indeed a solution. Looking at my mentally retarded brother, he showed wise eyes, thought seriously for three seconds, and finally nodded.

"Mr. Lu Xun once said that we should not worry about scarcity but inequality, and it is true."

"This way it's fair, let's make peace."

"elder brother!"

"younger brother!"

"I'm going to get the treasure. You stay here and don't move around."

After telling me this, he put away the salted fish and staggered to the gate. There was a ravine, and he had to jump down and then climb up. He carefully stretched his feet down first, jumped lightly, and disappeared into the ravine. After a while, ten fingers poked out from the other side, using both hands and feet. After trying dozens of times, I finally climbed up with difficulty. At this time, I saw his back.

——With a bang, he was knocked away by the pendulum iron ball falling from the sky.

"I didn't expect there was one last trap in front of the door. It's really dangerous." Princess Loli clapped her hands and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead in surprise.

"He was already dying. He had stepped on too many traps in front of him and was seriously injured. He only had one breath left. He was about to succeed, but he still fell before the finish line."

The little doll stepped forward, jumped lightly over the ravine that was only more than one meter wide, and checked the breath of the demon king who had to mosaic the ground to pass the trial. Then he shook his head regretfully at us and hugged the black and white. Xianyu walked back and stuffed all of them on my cloak. After smelling his little palms, he scrubbed them vigorously in disgust.

"Here, keep the Demon King's relics safe."

Who wants it? It stinks!

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