Diablo Destruction

The next day, after learning that all our adventurers were left to escort us, Elder Lyman was very excited and quickly started the relocation operation. However, this was not an easy task, although these elven civilians did not have much in their homes. , but the elves have always valued feelings and longed for the past. They looked to the left and wanted to take it away, and looked to the right and wanted to take it away. They were reluctant to keep any of them. I guess if they could, they would definitely tear down their own houses and take them away. .

In this way, even under the strong supervision of Elder Leman, it took two days to prepare everything. Early on the third day, the entire square was filled with large and small bags of daily necessities. These travelers would Putting it into the inventory of our adventurers, it seems a bit reluctant to put the relocation items of more than 3,000 civilians into the inventory of 200 adventurers. Not to mention that we still have our own things, even if it is empty, it is difficult to completely stuff it in. , so it can only be streamlined.

Well, the wooden table was rejected...the chairs were rejected...and the potted plants were rejected. Grandpa, I said you really demolished the house! turn down! ! Why……

After finally packing everything up, more than 3,000 people were getting ready to go. However, the Elf Druid sent out to investigate received bad news. There was actually another army of dwarves led by the Dark Wanderer appearing not far ahead. In the forest, depending on the direction they are heading, there is a high chance that they will find the village where we are now.

what to do? Although it is possible to avoid them if we leave immediately, we are not afraid of ten thousand, just in case. If we accidentally encounter them outside, without the help of any defensive buildings, 200 adventurers want to escape from thousands of dwarfs. It is simply impossible to protect more than 3,000 civilians.

After thinking about it, instead of letting such an uncertain factor hang around, it would be better to take the initiative. The idea of ​​attracting the dwarf army and killing them with the help of the village's defenses was quickly recognized by everyone. As for who to send as bait, Elder Lyman meant to let the elf archers go. Not only would they attack the nearby The forest environment is very familiar, the speed is fast, and the dodge rate is high. It's really the perfect choice to attract monsters.

Obviously, this is a good suggestion. At least I am happy to agree with it with both hands and feet. However, the adventurers on the Alliance side are not happy. Our Amazons are not inferior to your magic archers, so you have gained some familiarity. The environment is cheap, and as the saying goes, it's up to us to send people here to lure the monsters.

sweat. Does the host do as the guest does? What kind of far-fetched excuse is this for you? You can go to whoever you love. What's the point of fighting for such a thankless job? Are you still a child? The stage of secondary school syndrome has not passed yet?

The most speechless thing is. Seeing the competitive appearance of the adventurers from the alliance, the elves, who have always preferred peace and not fighting with others, seemed to have been infected with the chuuni virus. More than 120 elves and more than 70 alliance adventurers separated on both sides. Quoting from other sources. They all said that they were very good at it, but no one could convince anyone. A few barbarians even rolled up their sleeves to reveal their biceps, which were as big as hills, and proudly showed off to the petite elf.

Hey, hey, do you think the biceps are bigger than those of others?

Noise, noisy, no one is going, just wait for the dwarf to come to your door, there are these living treasures. It looked like I couldn't walk today. I yawned, pulled a deck chair from behind, and lay down under the dappled sunshine from the trees. I watched the chattering people on both sides enter the movie-watching mode. If there was anyone at this time, A pair of sunglasses and a sun umbrella will make it even more perfect.

In a daze, the noisy voice suddenly stopped. Has the outcome been reached? I half-opened one eye and looked across. Suddenly I found that there was something wrong with the atmosphere, that. I said, why are you staring at me?

I know, you must be looking at the tree behind me. You must think that the tree I chose to enjoy the shade is very good. Since you can see it enough, I will move out of the way, so I hold the lounge chair and move Target, come to another tree...

grumble--

More than two hundred eyes followed the movement.

"..."

I said, why are you following me? Take a closer look at that tree just now! Look at its melancholy trunk and mournful roots, just like fireflies in the dark, so distinct and outstanding. Don't you feel moved when you see such an outstanding tree? Don’t you want to rub your butt on it or pee?

"Excuse me, what's the matter? Why are you always looking at me? Have you come to the conclusion of the discussion?"

I wiped the cold water from my forehead. I felt like a beautiful woman with no clothes on, being stared at by two hundred perverts with red eyes. Nowhere in my body felt comfortable.

"Lord Fan, we have already discussed the result." Kurt and Marcos looked at each other and said in unison, just like the villain boss behind the scenes, their smiles were full of conspiracy.

"Now that we've discussed it, let's start executing it. I'll go back to the house first and take out the diners so that the dwarfs know why the flowers are so red."

After saying this with dignity, I turned around to leave. Before I could take a step forward, a big hand behind me patted my shoulder and immediately fixed my body. When I turned around, I saw Kurt's square smiling face. My eyes dilated.

"Sir, aren't the weapons in your inventory? Let's not talk about it for now. After mutual decision, we still feel that the great and arduous task of attracting monsters is most suitable for a master like you, sir."

"..."

As expected, is this the fate of the protagonist? But why would the elves agree? I looked over there inadvertently and found that the little girl from a few days ago was standing next to the elven warriors, and her eyes happened to be looking over at me. Her eyes seemed to say, looking at the escort. For the sake of us elves, let us humans take the spotlight this time.

No, I don’t want you to repay a favor in this way, and I don’t think you are returning a favor to me. Don’t feel good about yourself, you damn girl, why should I be pushed into the fire by the favor you repay?

"Those guys with long ears said that as long as you are willing to go, you will give us the task. This is a good opportunity to establish your authority in front of them. Don't miss it. You don't want to be underestimated by these guys, sir! !”

More than seventy adventurers showed pleading expressions.

"Okay... okay, I'll just go. Don't look at me like that. It's disgusting, you bastard."

Why am I the one taking care of these chuunibyou guys? Am I easy?

"Okay, Xiaoxue, let's go."

At the entrance of the village, I stepped onto the majestic snow. Four giant mutated ghost wolves lined up behind them, exuding the momentum of thousands of troops. The adventurers looked at the shocked expressions of the elf warriors with satisfaction, feeling like they had eaten a bite of ice-cold watermelon on a hot summer day. Same.

"etc."

Just as I was about to set off, Phoenix suddenly spoke up. Amid everyone's confused gazes, he looked at me with a strange expression and coughed a few times. He kept winking at other adventurers behind the elf's back.

"Ahem, I think the druid who was in charge of reconnaissance just now would be better off sending a crow to guide Wu Fan."

"I don't think it's necessary."

The elf warriors looked at each other, and the druid stood up, shook his head, pointed in one direction and said.

"The dwarf's team is less than ten miles away from here. Ordinary people can find it quickly."

This guy just doesn't belong to the category of "ordinary people". Phoenix wiped his hands from cold sweat, but he would never tell the fact that someone is a road idiot in front of these elves. Wouldn't that be shooting himself in the foot?

"That's right. Don't say it's less than ten miles away. As long as I think about it, I won't get lost even if it's hundreds of miles away. Don't worry, Master Akara once said that my seventh sense is second only to hers for prediction. The superpower of strength.”

I glanced at Phoenix with dissatisfaction, patted my chest and said, in order to make everyone believe it. He even told a small lie, but it wasn't really a lie. It would be more appropriate to describe it as a "fact that didn't happen."

Who are you lying to? You idiot! ! ! !

At this time, the Kut team seemed to recall the scene when they met someone a few days ago, and they all reacted and shouted crazily in their hearts.

"Brother, of course we know you won't get lost. This is a completely different matter. Think about it. With your current status, someone must clear the way for you no matter what. This is style, style!!"

Phoenix came over and whispered softly, and from an angle that I didn't see, more than seventy adventurers gave him a thumbs up.

It turns out that this is the case, so there is nothing we can do about it, although we don’t really like this tone.

Finally, I reluctantly agreed with Phoenix's opinion and disappeared into the forest under the leadership of the crow released by the Elf Druid. The adventurers behind me wiped away cold sweats after seeing me disappear.

"Phoenix, I don't know why, but I always feel like something is wrong."

After I left, more than two hundred soldiers lined up on the wooden walls of the village, sharpening their swords and waiting for the arrival of the dwarf army. Kurt gently wiped his two weapons as if caressing his lover, and suddenly raised his head. At first, I looked at the place where I disappeared in confusion.

"Oh, what's wrong?"

Standing next to Kurt, Phoenix held the staff in both hands and sat down with the shield as a cushion. He responded casually while checking the equipment on his body.

"I can't explain it. Anyway, I just have a very strange feeling, as if something has been ignored, but I just can't remember it." Kurt said, scratching his bare head.

"Really? It can't be a dangerous premonition, right?"

Phoenix stopped and looked at Kurt seriously. The adventurer's sixth sense is much more sensitive than ordinary people. If Kurt senses any dangerous information, he must be extremely careful.

"No, I don't feel dangerous. I just feel weird. I don't know how to describe it. I always feel like I've overlooked something important." Kurt shook his head.

"As long as it's not a premonition of danger, let's talk about the rest after the battle is over." After hearing this, Phoenix breathed a sigh of relief and concentrated on checking his equipment again.

"Right."

With his face straightened, Kurt pushed away all the distracting thoughts in his mind and stared at the forest opposite. His big copper-bell eyes gradually began to glow with a cold and bloodthirsty fighting spirit.

In fact, what Kurt couldn't describe in his heart was a feeling similar to "a meat bun beating a dog", no. Perhaps the opposite is more appropriate, it should be - the feeling of a dog beating a meat bun! !

At this time, I didn’t know that I had been obsessed with Kurt’s strange radio waves, and I was riding Xiaoxue behind the druid’s crow, silently shuttling between trees like a ghost, and the speed was not inferior at all. With the crows taking advantage of the air.

For us adventurers, a journey of ten miles only takes a moment, not a moment. The crow stayed in an open space, looking into the dense forest in front of me. In fact, I didn't need it to remind me. How could the movements of thousands of dwarfs be hidden from the ears of the druid!

After the crow flew away, I stayed where I was and thought about how I could attract the dwarfs out in one go. Looking at the airtight jungle in front of me, it was obvious that this environment was specially designed for the dwarfs. Even if a ghost wolf gets in, it will be beaten due to the inconvenience of movement. As the old saying goes, there is no place to enter.

But then, a weird smile appeared on my lips and I took out the necklace from my neck. After shaking for a few times, I shook out a golden unknown object in a daze and fell to the ground. My sleepy eyes were full of confusion. Before it could react, I grabbed its bunny ears and lifted it up.

Hehehe, it seems there is an old saying, which is to lure the snake out of its hole.

"Ga oh ga oh——"

The dead dog that was inexplicably lifted up in the air by me was filled with grief and anger. Its four short plush legs were waving at me desperately, with the aura of I will kill you 9 people if you don't put it down, and even if you put it down, I will kill you 8.5 people. .

Ignoring the dead dog's struggle, I blessed it with a priest's second-level skill, Light Shield. Then I easily rolled its body into a ball of golden marshmallow, made a few gestures, and after finding the feel, I made a posture like a baseball player throwing a ball, and then threw it hard towards the dense forest.

Wu's secret skill - throwing full-screen taunt.

Don't worry about the safety of the dead dog. After countless experiments by the little mermaid, this throwing skill is just a drop of water for the dead dog who is as tenacious as Xiaoqiang. In addition, it has a weird 99.9999...% dodge probability. And then there is the protection of the egg shell. It is estimated that even the tentacle-type Baal can only stare when he comes, let alone a mere dwarf.

"Whoosh——"

Gold pom poms. Under the tears of my tiger eyes, a beautiful parabola was drawn in the air, and then fell into the dense forest with a "swish" sound.

Rustling...Russling...

It was the calm before the storm. I could even simulate the weird scene of a dwarf hiding in a dense forest and a dead dog that suddenly fell from the sky staring with its small eyes.

"Ga oh——"

"Chirp——"

The next moment, the dwarf and the dead dog reacted and were startled at the same time. They took a few steps back in unison, but the dwarf quickly realized that he had thousands of brothers here, why should he be afraid of a strange-colored dog? puppy? Thinking of this, its mung bean-sized eyes stared at the prey in front of it, and showed a ferocious smile. Not bad, not bad. The fur can be peeled off to make a quilt. It is golden and looks very elegant. As for the meat, everyone knows that the dwarf is The most non-picky good boy.

So the next moment, the dwarf screamed excitedly, and stabbed hard with the short spear in his hand. The dwarf behind him who was attacking from a distance also shot the hidden weapon through the blowpipe, forming a dragnet to cover the dead dog who was still in a daze. Passed by, but the next moment, their eyes widened. In their eyes, the dead dog turned around and ran away, and his attack was about to fall on the prey. At that moment, the opponent's body suddenly became wretched. With a flick of his eye, his attack failed inexplicably.

"Chirp——"

The angry dwarf screamed a few times, and suddenly the whole forest boiled. Countless dwarfs emerged from the trees, grass, and even the ground, and gathered into a black stream to chase after the dead dog. Shouting and brandishing his weapons.

About half a minute later, with a "whoosh" sound, the dead dog sprang out of the dense forest, its golden body in mid-air shining brightly under the sun, and closely behind it was the dwarf. Densely packed hidden weapons shining with cold light.

Seeing that the dead dog could still land unscathed under the overwhelming cover of hidden weapons, I was immediately amazed. What kind of magical skill is this, wiping bullets? No, it's like turning on invincible mode.

After landing, the dead dog continued to spin its limbs faster than a wheel traveling at seventy yards per second. Those long ears were blown close to the back by the strong wind, and they passed me by. They didn't forget to give me a "wait and see" look. How calm this was.

Okay, the dead dog's mission has been completed, and it's my turn to work next. Looking at the dwarf rushing towards me menacingly, I stretched out. Xiaoxue's mouth on the side began to glow with a dazzling white light - the light column broke through, and a barrel-thick light beam passed through the black dwarf, forcibly opening up a vacuum zone, and then, the earth began to Surging, the dwarf who had not yet awakened from the huge power of the Fury of Light attack suddenly felt the ground beneath his feet begin to shake, then crack, and a hot and dazzling red light erupted from the gap. Then his vision went dark, and he evaporated inexplicably, turning into the tiniest ashes and dissipating in this world.

Just the Light Fury Blast and the original version of the Volcanic Explosion took away the lives of hundreds of dwarves. There was nothing we could do. Who said they were stupid? They were so close together, thinking they were keeping warm in winter? !

I don’t have much experience with tactics for attracting monsters. Now we can only play at will, retreat while fighting, while the ghost wolves and poisonous flower vines are killing people. There is no way, these dwarfs can't break our defense at all. As long as they are not surrounded and use up their magic power, the danger will be infinite. zero.

On the other side...

"Huhu——"

The morning wind with a hint of chill blew by, and the elves settled on the wooden city wall. Kurt sneezed and wiped the back of his cold hands vigorously, while Phoenix dozed next to him.

"It's strange. Judging by the time, Mr. Wu Fan should have been back long ago."

With this puzzled whisper, he continued to take a breath on the long sword in his hand, and then wiped it again and again. The sword body had already been wiped spotless. Kurt's big, shiny head was clearly reflected on it.

"I think I have understood what you were worried about just now. What is the important thing that you ignored."

Phoenix, who was awakened by Kurt's muttered voice, rubbed his red nose and sighed helplessly. At this time, a group of people from Bailang also came over.

"White Wolf, if you don't stick to your post, what if the dwarf comes?" Seeing White Wolf running over without permission, Kurt immediately opened his eyes and scolded.

"I think there's no need for that." Bai Lang shrugged his shoulders and made eye contact with Phoenix, both showing a knowing smile.

"How do you say this?" Kurt obviously hasn't understood yet.

After sighing again, Phoenix spoke slowly.

"Big guy, do you think Dika's attack is higher, or the dwarf's attack is higher?"

"Of course Dika's attack is high. He is a level 39 assassin. How can trash like a dwarf compare with him?" Kurt replied without hesitation, and then he seemed to realize something.

"That's it. You said Dika couldn't break Brother Wu's defense. Can the dwarf break it?"

"this……"

Kurt opened his mouth, seemingly still a little unconvinced.

"Also, let's talk about Brother Wu's five ghost wolves. You have seen them in the ring, right? Do you think ordinary dwarfs can break their defenses?"

"It should... no, definitely not, unless it is above the boss level. As for the biggest one, I don't think it can be broken by the elite level."

Although the barbarian's brain rotates slowly, his talent in combat is no less than that of others. After thinking for a moment, Kurt immediately gave his answer.

"Then tell me, with Brother Wu's strength, plus five such ghost wolves, what will be the result against thousands of dwarves." Phoenix spread his hands and then dozed off.

For an adventurer to deal with thousands of monsters of the same level, this completely goes beyond common sense and is simply unimaginable in the adventurer's understanding. However, now there is a person who also goes beyond the common sense and concepts of all adventurers. When these two collide, the impossible becomes possible.

After being connected, Kurt blinked his eyes and stared blankly at the weapons in his hands. He suddenly used them as pillows and lay down. Now he finally knew what the strange premonition that appeared in his mind at the beginning was. .

"Asking Master Wu Fan to attract the dwarf is like asking a wolf to bring back the meat."

After muttering like this, Kurt soon let out a loud purring sound. This caused the surrounding elven warriors to look sideways, with either surprise or contempt. Look, this is the quality of human adventurers.

Don't come here, come here again, come here again and I'm going to fire!

It's really weird. I'm obviously faster than the dwarf, but why am I going around. Just let them catch up? A giant lava rock was raised high above my head, and then turned into hundreds of hot red rays of light, blasting the dozens of dwarfs surrounding it into charcoal. I began to wonder.

There seemed to be fewer pursuers behind me. I turned around and looked at the hundreds of dwarfs that were sparsely following me. These dwarves were still rushing at an alarming speed under the clutches of ghost wolves and poisonous flower vines. Reduce, to the end. I stopped, turned around, and killed the last dozen or so dwarfs behind me with my sword. I looked at the corpses on the ground and began to think deeply.

What should I do? All the dwarfs have been killed by me. It's hard to explain when I go back. Think about those soldiers standing on the wooden wall in the cold wind, eagerly waiting for the monster to come, but I went back to tell them that they were gone. How disappointed they must be if they have all been killed by themselves.

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly noticed the last few monster remnants following behind me, and my eyes suddenly lit up.

After a few minutes……

"The dwarf army is coming, everyone is ready to fight."

A loud shout rang out from the dense forest, followed by a burst of frightened birds and beasts. It looked like they were besieged on all sides, and the warriors who had been waiting for a long time suddenly became energetic. They all clenched the weapons in their hands.

In their nervous eyes, the druid responsible for attracting monsters rode out of the forest on his giant white wolf. Immediately afterwards, there was a roar in the forest behind him, and the earth began to vibrate slightly.

Coming, the adventurer's eyes narrowed.

Then, in the stunned eyes of the adventurers, seven powerful elite flesh-and-blood beasts sprang out. Behind them. There were more than a dozen Thorny Wood Demons, and it was their huge bodies that made the earth tremble. And then... and then... nothing.

All adventurers: "..."

Isn't it an army of dwarves? By the way, where are the dwarfs? Almost at the same time, this question arose in everyone's mind.

Doubts remain doubts. These adventurers quickly killed the seven elite flesh and blood beasts and the more than ten pretentious Thorny Wood Demons. Although the strength of the elite flesh and blood beasts was not bad, but surrounded by more than 200 adventurers, they could not survive. Speaking of them, even the seven Andarils never came back. Soon, the battle was over. The adventurers who came back to their senses found that their leader had disappeared, leaving only four ghost wolves lying around boredly. .

At this time, I was humming a little tune and turned around to collect the thousands of dwarfs that had fallen to the ground. The small ones were also meat, and there were many elite-level dwarfs inside. With my explosion rate, I could even get gold equipment. Not surprisingly.

After I had finished cleaning up and returned to the village, as soon as I emerged from the dense forest, I was greeted by more than two hundred sharp eyes.

"Brother Wu, where have you been?"

Phoenix came around with a smile, and Kurt secretly gave me a thumbs up.

"Haha, I just went for a convenience." I responded with an unchanged expression.

"Hmm, it smells like good stuff." The little fox put his nose close to me and sniffed me.

Damn, what kind of nose is this? Did you really smell that I just dug out a piece of golden equipment from the corpses of thousands of dwarfs?

"Where are those dwarfs? Why are they all gone?" Obviously, there are people here who don't understand what happened.

At this time, the elf archers who went out to investigate came back, looked at me strangely, and then whispered among the elf warriors for a while. Within a moment, they looked at me with the same look as they looked at prehistoric giant beasts.

Little Fox "You pervert!"

Phoenix: "You pervert!"

Princess Sanwu (expressionless): "You are such a pervert!"

Hey, little Jasmine, don't join in the fun. Isn't it fun to complain about me? Being sinister is wrong.