Diablo Destruction

Before time travel, I had seen so-called political marriages in many novels and TV shows. This kind of union had no love at all, and I didn’t even know what the other person looked like. Because of the gloating mentality, thinking that if the other person is a fat pig prince or a sow princess, wouldn't this person be very pitiful?

However, I never imagined that one day after time travel, I would be in such a situation. This made me feel like I was in a dream, as if I was in a dream, and everything around me became blurry. As long as you twist it on your thigh, your true self will wake up from the sleep of the original world.

This is impossible. I absolutely don’t want to regard everything as a dream. I can no longer leave this world. However, I also don’t want to fall into something as boring as a political marriage.

"Akara, are you kidding me?" I looked at her with a wry smile, as if I could find a mischievous smile on her face, but I was disappointed.

"Wu, please forgive me, but for the cooperation between humans and elves, this is probably the most critical step." Faced with my sharp eyes, Akara sighed.

"The key to the cooperation between the two tribes lies in the attitude of our alliance's adventurers and elves. This support operation has indeed made a certain degree of progress in the relationship between the two parties. In the future, the life-increasing potion will also improve this relationship. It's a big step forward, but it's not enough. We also need a key hub to give both sides a reason to let down their guard, so this decision was made."

"Is there no other way?"

"Maybe, but I think this is the simplest, most direct and effective way to avoid casualties."

"Does it have to be me?" I continued to ask without giving up.

"There is nothing we can do about this. Among the important people in the alliance, none of them are over a hundred years old. Are you going to let an old guy like Farah go? If you do this, I am afraid it will not be a marriage, but an insult and provocation." "

"I, what's wrong with me? I think of Farah when I was young. I was also a handsome guy who was loved by everyone and had flowers in bloom. Look, what's old about this face? It's maturity and vicissitudes of life. Do you understand? Why doesn't it deserve it? Fuck that little queen girl? It’s just those elves who have no discernment and don’t understand what connotation is.”

After hearing what Akara said, Farah suddenly became unwilling. Pointing at his old face, he came up to us and defended loudly.

"Okay, you guy, step aside."

Akara, who had always been kind, couldn't help but hit him on the head with a cane.

There seems to be no reason to find, it seems that they are all justified. Is this also a so-called obligation? Although he will marry an elf like the Elf Queen who is 100% sure to be a beauty. As an obligation and a burden, it seems that this idea is a bit unpopular to other men. If you are a single person, you will definitely support it with both hands. But now that I have so many ties, to be honest, I already feel "full". This Elf Queen, this disgusting marriage, really makes me at a loss.

"You're just trying to exploit me, and it's unclear whether the other party agrees or not."

It suddenly occurred to me that it was a bit depressing to belittle myself like this. But a young man like me, who has an average appearance, a lazy personality, and no ambitions, may not be interested in the Elf Queen who sits on the other throne of the mainland Gemini with her true talent and ability.

"You can rest assured, because this matter is not our idea, but the other party's. That is, the elf queen herself proposed it."

Speaking of which. Akala smiled and narrowed her eyes, but that was not the case. What does it mean to be within one's heart? This is it.

"..."

I was stunned, suddenly turned my back, secretly took out a mirror that had accumulated a lot of dust from the inventory, and looked around. Could it be that after level 30, the skills have increased and people have become more handsome?

"Forget it, you're just a handsome young man..." The old drunkard's words came from behind. Unexpectedly, this old woman was quite discerning.

"It's just like being stepped on the face a few times by a camel beast."

Kill you, I will kill you. Even if I can't kill you, I will buy up all the wine in the entire camp, and then feed it all to the pigs in front of you, making you miserable.

I turned around and glared at Kasha, but to be honest, when I knew that this matter was brought up not by them, but by the elf queen, I felt much more comfortable. The feeling of depression in the oppressive land is much lessened.

Seeing my silence, Akara couldn't help but smile.

"Wu, this can be considered as telling you in advance, lest you keep mumbling behind me, an old woman, that we secretly use you. Since it is in advance, it must not be so fast. Now humans and elves are in a delicate period of relationship. If If there is a marriage at this time, the consequences are difficult to predict. Only after this transitional period is stable and both parties have a general understanding can it be truly implemented."

"Approximately how long will it take?"

"Well, I can't say for sure, but I guess it will take two or three years."

"..."

Damn it, are you trying to scare me with something so far away?

"Aren't we afraid that you will whisper behind your back that we secretly hid it until now and didn't tell you?" Seeing my depressed look, Akara's tone was quite innocent.

"Moreover, even if you get married, you don't have much burden. To be honest, this marriage is just a formality, just to give both tribes a reason to accept each other. If you are not happy, you can just , just show your face to the elves for a few days and tell the elves that you exist, and even if you are willing, you have to see if another elf queen whose achievements are no less than yours is willing."

At the end of the story, Akara began to feel happy, as if he saw two mainland twins sitting on the bed, staring at each other, neither of them convinced of the other.

"Don't be complacent yet. I haven't agreed yet. I have to think about it carefully."

Seeing these four guys couldn't help laughing. The roots of my teeth suddenly felt extremely itchy, but I also knew that this was just an angry talk. This is a bloody political marriage, and I still have to go through the motions.

After the meeting, the old drunkard followed me. Because of what she just said, I don't want to pay attention to this venomous old woman at all now.

"Boy, you are too dissatisfied. You are about to marry the Elf Queen, and you still have a dead face." The old drunkard shamelessly caught up with me and walked side by side with me.

"If you like it, you can marry me."

I glared at her. Whose fault was it that I had a straight face? It's not that queen, it's you, you bastard.

"If that queen likes a woman, I don't mind."

The old drunkard said shamelessly. Listen, if you are so thick-skinned, can you really call this a human being? It's not a mud monster that came out of some swamp.

"To be honest, isn't this good? Even if you don't have feelings, the other person is still a beauty. Don't worry about her, just ooxx. Anyway, for you men, it is a sure profit."

"..."

Although the words of the old drunkard are unpleasant to hear, they undoubtedly reveal the essence of most men. So, I patted her shoulder.

"You guys, you are so lucky to have not become a man in the Dark Continent."

"Are you afraid that Vilas and the others...can't see that you are still a good man." Even after I said this, this old drunkard still continued to pester me.

"Of course I'm worried that they will be sad, but if it's just like this, it won't be a problem at all. Akara just needs to use her words and be righteous. I'm afraid they will come back to persuade me." I rolled my eyes.

"That's true, then why?"

I said, are you so obsessed with the reason for my depression? He gave her a helpless look.

"Burden, burden. Although Akara said that I don't need to spend too much time and energy on this matter, it is true on the surface. However, as a bridge between the two races, countless humans and elves pass through our road every day. Bridge connection. How could there be no burden? This is clearly putting the burden of maintaining the relationship between the two races on the two of us. Once you say the wrong word or do the wrong thing, it may lead to irreversible results, you Do you think there is any burden?"

"You can see it quite clearly."

The old drunkard looked at me in surprise, as if it was unbelievable that I could think of so many things with my mediocre wisdom.

"Thank you for the compliment."

I really couldn't get angry at this bastard, so I sighed silently.

"My heart and my shoulders can only bear the weight of an ordinary person, but you have been placing too heavy a burden on it. I am afraid that sooner or later, I will collapse.

Kasha also fell silent for a while, then she suddenly turned around and said something that surprised me.

"Wu, if one day you can't bear it anymore, tell me and I will help you leave the alliance."

I stared at her with wide eyes. Is this guy encouraging me to betray the alliance? Damn it, she must be some degenerate wearing Kasha's skin now.

"I think you thought that if I told you then, you would immediately destroy me humanely." He gave her a bs look.

"What I said is true. Think about it. Instead of letting you defect and become resentful of the alliance when you really can't stand it anymore, I might as well give you a hand when you reach the critical point. If you do this, at least you won't in the future. If you have too much resistance to the alliance, you can continue to do small things for us even when you are in trouble, right?"

"this……"

At first glance, Kasha's words are indeed a bit outrageous, but if you think about it carefully, it makes sense.

"You guy, I really wonder if you are a traitor sent by the Fallen Alliance."

In the end, I could only smile bitterly, betraying the alliance? I have never had such an idea. After all, except for the occasional burden thrown by Akala, the principles of the alliance and every adventurer in the alliance are very suitable to their own taste.

"Come on, come on, let's not talk about this. I heard that your boy has made great progress. Let's have a few games." The old drunkard grinned and couldn't help but say. Then he took my shoulder and walked towards the old place.

As a result, although I mastered the Crazy Heart, I still lost miserably. The old drunkard used her full set of equipment, but she did not use her true strength, maybe not even half of her strength, because she did not open the field.

She told me that the blood bear transformation would be restrained by a master like herself who was agile and fast. There is no way, no matter how flexible a person who is more than ten meters tall is, he will be at a loss if he faces an opponent whose speed and movement skills are several times more flexible than his own.

Take Carlos for example. I am no worse than him now, and may even be slightly better in terms of overall strength, but he is a speed master. If we really face each other, he may not be able to kill me, but I am still no match for him, even if I add up Xiaoxue and the others, in the face of his absolute speed. I deeply realized the truth that all laws can be broken, but speed cannot be broken.

Of course, if he dares to be careless, I will let him have a profound experience of what it means to be careless and lose Jingzhou.

Anyway. In this competition with the old drunkard, although I was still helplessly beaten, I really felt that my strength had improved. In the past, I could not imagine comparing my strength with Carlos. , but now, I am confident that I can protect myself in his hands, even if he has a flaw. It's possible to turn defeat into victory.

When I returned home with a little bit of excitement, this small excitement suddenly turned into huge joy. The two twin daughters, Xilusi and Aikolu, were already waiting eagerly at the door of the house. , the two little guys put on the princess outfits I made for them, one black and one white, with cute skirts and dotted ribbons dancing in the wind. Like two little angels. While calling daddy sweetly, he was still two meters away. It swooped up and crashed into my arms with a bang.

Dad, this is a burden that makes me happy.

"Baby, Daddy misses you so much."

After kissing each of the little angels on their cheeks, I picked them up. Hey, they seemed to have grown a lot taller. Counting them carefully, the two little guys were already 11 years old.

"Dad, guess who of us is the elder sister and who is the younger sister?" Aikelu, dressed in a black princess outfit, blinked her big black eyes and asked.

Only then did I realize that originally, the one with the left ponytail was Xi Lusi, and the one with the right ponytail was Aikolu. Probably to complement this princess outfit, the two little guys let their straight black hair hang down and spread it over the Behind her, she is less lively, but more elegant and luxurious. She has already blossomed into amazing beauty at a young age.

But in this way, except for the different colors of their clothes, the two people are exactly the same, making it difficult to tell them apart.

However, this is only compared to other people. In my eyes, besides ponytails, there are too many factors that can distinguish them.

"Your naughty little girl is Aikelu." He gently kissed Aikelu in the black princess outfit on the cheek. She was slightly startled, and then started acting coquettishly.

"I'm not a naughty kid. Aikelu listens to his father the most."

I smiled slightly, and kissed the slightly shy Xi Lusi on the face without any discrimination: "You are Xi Lusi, right."

Silos, who was dressed in a white princess outfit, smiled sweetly and nodded obediently.

The biggest difference between the twins is that their elder sister, Sirus, is well-behaved and shy, and sometimes a little confused, while her younger sister, Aikolu, is lively, cute, but attentive. They complement each other, but even if they dress up the same and have the same expression, Standing together in silence, there are many ways for me to tell who is who.

reason? Because I am their father. If I can't even do this, how can I be worthy of being their father?

Since Aunt Sari was here, and Lal and the others were back, I naturally chose to go to their house to have dinner. Of course, the most important thing was to show off my two precious daughters to the three cops. I would never admit it. of.

"yawn!!!"

Lal's sneezing could be heard from a long distance away. It was said, just said, that last night, after the three guys ate the remaining mushrooms, they fell down in the yard and simply slept until dawn. As a result, they fed the mosquitoes. Not only was he full, but Lar also caught a cold. What a pathetic guy.

"Daughter, your precious big brother is here."

Saw a group of us from a distance. Lal yelled at the top of his voice, "Sad," he felt. He was really sad. Not only had Sari become more aggressive recently, but his beloved baby girl had also been snatched away by another man. At this moment Lal felt that the weather was even cooler than when he slept in the yard last night.

"Big brother--"

Lar's words had just finished. A beautiful figure ran straight out of the house and rushed towards me, which made Lal feel jealous again. My daughter, when Dad came back from training, you never used such speed to rush out to greet me.

He also didn't want to think about the time when he returned from his experience at Rogge Camp. Sarah has not yet received mercenary training, how could she have such speed? This guy is just having enough to eat and has nothing to do, so he is looking for trouble.

The little angel who rushed up originally wanted to jump and hang his body around my neck like before, but he found that there were already two little angels being held by me, one on the left and one on the right. There was no room in front of me, so she hesitated for a while, walked around behind me, and suddenly jumped up with a hey. It hung from behind my neck, wrapped around my back like a koala.

"Sister Salad."

Xilusi and Aikolu's voices were so soft and their mouths were so sweet. They were just killing each other. They called anyone to eat honey. Shala, who was coaxed by the two words of sister, also greeted them with a bright smile. Suddenly. One, two, and three lolita used my body as a platform to play voice chat.

Hey, hey, could you please give a little consideration to my "chatting place"? Don't hang on others and chat with a nonchalant expression, especially you, little Shala, don't you think hanging your neck from the front and hanging your neck from the back are two completely different enjoyments for me? You're strangling me now, you're suffocating your future husband now. My life is about to be in danger!

I am completely unable to complain. Carrying the weight of three lolita on her body, she was overwhelmed by the girl's beautiful and cute dress. The exposed feet were like the Red Army's 25,000-mile journey, one step at a time, and the exposed face was like eating a durian, filled with pain and happiness.

When Laer saw my appearance, he immediately became happy. Then he looked at the two little beautiful twins and showed envy again. He thought to himself that my daughter was robbed by you, so at least I have to take it back from your daughter. Get some interest.

So, this guy strode forward very coquettishly, revealing his usual hypocritical paladin temperament, and smiled at Silos and Eco in a very kind manner.

"Are you the daughter Wu recognizes? She is indeed cute. I am Shala's father, Wu's brother, and his future father-in-law. If you don't mind, you can call me dad."

"..."

This guy must have eaten psychedelic mushrooms yesterday and is still dreaming.

The shy Sirus was a little flinched at Lar's familiarity, while the bolder Ecolu stared at the handsome Lar with curiosity, and suddenly turned around and asked.

"Dad, is this the wretched Uncle Paladin you often talk about?"

"Wu, you bastard!!"

In the sky above Rogge, Lal's roar and my sarcastic laughter could be heard from a distance.

"Sister Sari, is the meal ready? I'm starving."

Before their buttocks were warm, Doug and Geoff, the two slut kings, stepped through the gate on time just before the sun went down. As soon as they arrived in the yard, Doug raised his broken voice, fearing that Others don't know that he is here to make a living.

"Wu, are these your two daughters?"

The twins Xi Lusi and Ai Kelu were too conspicuous. As soon as they stepped into the door, Doug's eardrum-piercing voice sounded again, frightening Xi Lusi and Ai Kelu who were whispering to Sarah. They jumped and hid in my arms one after another, looking at them timidly.

There is no way. Compared to the twins who are only 1.23 meters tall, these two guys are close to three meters tall. It is not an exaggeration to describe them as hills. Coupled with the tattoos on their faces, they are particularly ferocious for children. , stood in front of them, the oppressive height, it would be a lie to say that I was not afraid.

Realizing that he had frightened the two little cuties, Doug scratched his head in embarrassment, while Geoff behind him showed a naive smile. Although compared to humans, savages have a very different way of judging beauty and ugliness. , but facing little cuties like Xilusi and Ecolu, no matter who sees them, they will feel cute.

"Training in the priest training camp? Is it hard?"

Gradually, after discovering that the two tall barbarians were not as scary as they looked, and that Lal was not like the legendary uncle who kidnapped children, the twins gradually became bolder, at least not as they were at the beginning. , hiding behind me for shelter.

"It's not hard, everyone is a good person, especially Grandma Akara, and Aikelu is very happy." Aikelu, dressed as a black princess, shook her head cautiously.

"Little Aikolu's biggest dream in the future is to become a great priest? That's amazing." Lal raised his thumbs. As expected of someone who has a daughter, he knew that children can't stand praise, but this time he The horse's legs were photographed.

Silos and Aikelu looked at each other and shook their heads together.

"What, the priest is not good?" The unexpected reaction made Lar curious.

"Uncle Lal, no, it is indeed our dream to become a priest."

Xi Lusi blushed and lowered her head shyly, not daring to look into everyone's eyes. Ai Kelu, who was on the side, continued her words and announced proudly.

"But Siluth and I's biggest dream is to be our father's bride."

Everyone looked at each other, and then looked at me like you're a pervert, I didn't do anything, I was wronged.

At this time, Aunt Sari came out to rescue me. She smiled faintly and said, "Dear, I remember Shala also said something like this when she was young."

La's expression froze, as if he recalled something, and a warm smile appeared on his face, but soon, the smile turned into frustration.

"Ugh, you obviously told me this often before I was six years old, but why didn't you say it to me again after that? Dad, I'm so sad!"

Inadvertently, everyone's perverted and BS eyes fell on him.