Diablo Destruction

"What, the monster retreated?"

That night, I barely saved my life from Sister Sharna. I was the God of Song, Dad, Man in Cloak, Emperor of Mathematics, Quasi-Tragedy Emperor, Maze Killer, etc. There were too many titles that I can’t remember, but it was me. That’s it.

Just in the evening, Carlos, Seattle, Sister Sharna, and the three people in charge of Lu Gaoyin and I sat around a small table with solemn faces. In the dead of night, the strong wind blew, and the yellow sand In the sky-filled night, under the dim and flickering magic lights, a few dishes of side dishes and a pot of wine were put on the table. Forget it, there was a dangerous person here. Even the alcoholic Seatik refused to serve the wine in fear. original words.

Everyone discussed the future direction of the battle, chatting for more than two hours, and then went back to the room to sleep. Although it seemed like a group of incompetent village officials were discussing the direction of the country's economic GDP and having a serious discussion. How many percentage points of his own efforts have been contributed to it? He is an important minister who is indispensable to the country, but because he was not recognized for his talent, he angrily resigned and came to live in seclusion in the countryside, just eating, drinking and having fun.

In fact, we did think of a few good electrons, and we are just waiting for the army of wretched monsters tomorrow.

As a result, everyone was dumbfounded when they received the news early the next morning. It felt like they had really become a pure village director last night.

"Are you sure you really retreated?"

I rolled over and jumped out of bed, but I overestimated my current body functions. When I landed, my foot slipped and I fell flat on my face. The soldier who reported the news had a distorted face.

"Quick, take me out and take a look."

Ignoring the soldiers whose faces were red from holding back, I hurriedly put on my cloak and had just gone out. I had already gotten up, and I was holding a large basin in my hand - please allow me to use the word "big basin" to describe it. This is indeed enough to feed three pigs. A large pot of vegetable broth with green flowers and not very good taste came over.

Wiping away the cold sweat, I almost couldn't help but throw the soldier who reported the news high into the air and cheered, he was the one who saved my stomach.

"Sister Sharna, have you received the news?"

Feeling secretly happy in my heart, I strode forward. Before Sister Sharna could speak, my expression was shaken, and I asked with a distressed expression of concern for the country and the people.

Nodding, Sister Sharna looked regretfully at the [basin] she was holding in her hand, and then looked at the soldier next to her with a cold look in her eyes.

Did I...did I do something wrong?

The soldier's legs were trembling and tears were streaming down his face.

"This is a huge event, let's go and see it together."

I couldn't help but hide the soup basin and put it aside. I took Sister Sharna's little hand and hurriedly went downstairs.

"Why are you so anxious? Looking at you, it's not a big deal?"

Sighing, Sister Sharna gently pulled me back.

"I have no choice but to eat this."

My heart trembled. When I saw my sister handing over a piece of dried meat with a gloomy look on her face, I burst into tears of excitement. My dear long-lost dried meat, I love you to death. To hell with the vegetable broth.

"Drink double the amount tomorrow morning." My sister snorted coldly.

"..."

The tears turned into tears.

"Junior Brother Wu, wait for us."

Carlos dragged the sleepy Seattle Lake, almost dragging him off the bed, and then dragged him all the way over. Poor Seattle Lake was still yawning in confusion and had not recovered.

"It seems you got the message too."

Carlos and I each took a person who was not interested in the news and came to the city wall. The place was already surrounded by adventurers, and the three people in charge of Taba were also coordinating something inside.

"You are here."

Seeing the four of us coming up, Taba breathed a sigh of relief and walked towards us.

"The soldiers are all clamoring to catch up, and we are almost unable to stop them."

"Let's see the situation first."

Saying this, the crowd immediately moved out of the way, and countless respectful eyes looked over. In contrast to the commotion just now, it became extremely quiet.

When I came to the edge of the city wall, I took a look from a distance. There was still an army of monsters spread out like a carpet. After all, there were millions of troops. It didn't mean that they could be evacuated, and they could all be gone in one night.

The monsters that had not yet left were in a commotion. Their boss, the last few mini-bosses, had already fled. After realizing this fact, these monsters were dumbfounded, and then looked around without any idea, as if they wanted to get the other monsters. good advice.

Suddenly, a certain monster found his mortal enemy, a certain monster, standing nearby, thinking in his heart: The boss doesn't care about us anyway, even if he beats this guy to death, he probably won't be able to say anything, right? It just so happens that the so-and-so monster opposite him He was thinking the same thing in his heart, and then, two pairs of eyes met at the same time, with ferocious flames coming out.

So, we saw such a scene. The remaining hundreds of thousands of monsters that had not yet had time to leave were pushing each other like crowded sardine cans. Some were still watching, with blank eyes, and some patted their butts and left, on the sand. There are a series of messy footprints left behind, some of them are fighting together, and it is difficult to distinguish them. Some of them are passing by to make soy sauce, and they are watching the fighting battlefield and pointing...

Simply...should I say that? The wet market is not enough to describe the messy scene in front of me.

Suddenly and inexplicably, I felt a sense of powerlessness. I was relieved that the battle was over, but I also felt disappointed that these monsters that had troubled us had turned out to be so virtuous.

All in all, the battle... seems to be over.

However, there is still a problem that cannot be solved. Tens of thousands of soldiers who have been frustrated for more than half a month seem to want to take advantage of the monsters to disrupt and kill them.

Although most of the monsters are gone, and although the monsters are currently causing civil strife, there are still hundreds of thousands of them. If we kill them rashly, no one can say what will happen. The monsters can afford to die, but we adventurers will die. One is one less, so Taba even gave up investigating the huge magic circle and hurried over to stop it.

Are these guys... all hot-blooded idiots?

After learning the reason from Taba, I sighed deeply and helplessly.

"It's gone, it's gone, it's all gone. Go back and wash up and go to bed. What are you yelling about? Haven't you killed enough? *** A bunch of idiots. If you haven't killed enough, go out and practice for me as soon as you wake up." Are you afraid that there are no monsters for you to kill? Go, go, go..."

Seattlek, who was woken up, shouted impatiently, and the huge roar was heard clearly by the adventurers on and off the entire city wall. It has to be said that sometimes these rude roars are more effective. Many adventurers, you Look at me, I look at you, and suddenly a feeling of exhaustion surges into my heart.

Yes, it's better to go back and have a good sleep. You haven't had much rest for almost half a month. Are you still afraid that these monsters can escape?

With a huff, most of the large number of adventurers who had gathered were gone. Some of them felt comfortable, so they simply set up a tent nearby and got in. Within a moment, a deep snoring sound could be heard from inside.

"You guys are disturbing me."

Sister Sharna glanced around with cold eyes.

"Yes...yes, let's leave immediately."

The few remaining die-hards saluted and transformed into rabbits.

It turns out that the guy who was born was M...

I made a conclusion for those figures of [happiness] flying away.

Looking at the city wall that had been filled with excitement just now, but now empty, Taba and the others were speechless.

In a sense, this can be regarded as the meaning that evil people must be punished by evil people.

"What if those monsters suddenly regret and come back to attack?"

I pointed at the monsters that were still densely packed outside the city and looked up into the distance.

"..."

Everyone is silent...

"Hey——!! You bastards, come back quickly!!"

The next moment, Taba grabbed his throat, waved his cane, and dramatically chased the retreating figures like an angry teacher chasing a naughty student.

"Wake up, wake up, the battle is not over yet." Garn shook the surrounding tents one by one.

"Who cares about you? I want to sleep. If you make any noise, I will kill you!!"

The adventurer's angry curses came from inside.

"It seems that we have to work harder."

Looking at the scene in front of me, I shrugged my shoulders helplessly, turned around, and my eyes fell on the monster army that was gradually dispersing.

After surviving the hot noon and keeping an eye on the refreshing dusk, the chaotic army of monsters did not fight back, and there were only tens of thousands left. In this case, the defensive magic array could also stop them.

When we got here, we yawned and went back.

it is finally over.

[What, there is no chance for this saint to appear? 】

The necklace parasite that had just woken up complained.

"You go to sleep."

Angrily, I held the necklace in my hand and shook it a few times, and immediately the mournful sound of a certain ghost came from inside.

Yes, for the soldiers, the battle is indeed over, but for those of us in charge, another battle has just begun.

Early the next morning, I was dragged to his home by a smiling Gaen. He asked me to sit on a large desk chair, and under my unfavorable gaze, he lifted out a thick stack of paper.

"Can...can I ask, what...these are...are they?"

My voice trembled unconsciously as I looked at the pile of snow-white dazzling documents on a desk that could fit a barbarian down in just a moment.

This reminds me of the scene I saw in Artoria's study, looking at the thickness and quantity of these documents. Looking back now, I can't help but admire Artoria who was able to sit there calmly at that time. .

Sure enough, this is the difference between mortals and kings.

"Soldier casualty reports, family members, arrangements and pension approvals, damage to the five cities, comfort to residents, reconstruction plans, consumption of consumables by the Mages Guild, requests for material assistance, and documents from the king, etc., Etc., etc."

Don't wait for six at a time, you bastard! !

"I said, shouldn't I have to deal with all this alone?" I said, covering my forehead with a headache.

"That's right." Garn nodded.

"Don't take it for granted. Where are you? Where's Taba? Where's Thackeray?" I suddenly had veins popping out.

"Taba still has to adjust the matter of the huge magic circle. There is no room for any hesitation in this matter. As Thackeray said...he has collected all the information on the table. As for me..."

At this point, Garn paused and suddenly coughed vigorously.

"Cough cough...cough cough...I...I'm already old. These things are really beyond my ability. Cough cough...cough cough..."

As he spoke, he said "wow" and spat out a pool of blood on his palm.

"..."

When this guy just carried stacks of thick and heavy documents over, he didn't even take a breath.

"Then that's it..."

Before I could react, Gaen ran away in a straight line towards the door. A coffee table stood in front of him. He didn't go around it. Instead, he put on a difficult kicking posture like a 100-meter hurdle and jumped over. , the figure quickly disappeared from my stunned eyes.

What an old fart! ! Isn't this faster than Liu Xiang? ! !

"Summon Artoria!!!"

After staying for a while, I suddenly raised my hands and shouted. After a while, I sat down again in despair.

Summon a stupid idiot like your sister!

"I heard that you were taken away by Gaen early in the morning. I thought that might be the case, so I came to take a look."

Carlos poked his head in from the outside, looked at me who was almost buried in the papers on the desk, and said.

"Senior brother, save me!!"

The appearance of the upright and old-fashioned paladin gave me a glimmer of hope, and I suddenly cried out in sorrow with snot and tears.

After hesitating for a while, Carlos finally looked at the mountain of documents and smiled.

"I was just passing through."

Then, the figure disappeared through the door.

Wait, wait, bastard, aren't you an upright Paladin? Aren’t you the big brother who loves and protects everyone? ! !

After a moment, Seattle's big head poked in.

"You're here to see the fun."

I raised my head and glanced at him coldly, then continued writing furiously on the document.

"Junior Brother Wu still understands me."

Seattlek grinned, flashed his white teeth, and gave a hearty thumbs up.

"..."

Can I take out the braid on the back of his head? It doesn't matter if you become bald.

"Want to help?"

I raised my head again and pointed without any hope at the mountain of documents that surrounded me like stars holding the moon.

"No problem, don't look at me like this, I actually learned to write."

Seattlek nodded, and then suddenly pulled out a big ax as tall as a person.

"I learned how to write with an axe."

"Get out of here."

I did not hesitate to throw a bottle of stinking gas potion at the square and obscene smiling face on the door.

After a while, the door was pushed open again, and Sister Sharna walked in. I was immediately overjoyed.

The savior is here! !

Don't think that Sister Sharna seems to know nothing except fighting and killing. In fact, under the pressure of the old drunkard, she learned a lot of other knowledge. In this dark world with extremely low civilization, even if it is called It is not an exaggeration to say that she is a talented woman.

However, when I saw her walking over with a big basin in one hand, my smile froze.

Drink twice as much tomorrow! !

Those words from yesterday morning echoed in my mind again.

Let me reiterate, my sister is a person who tells the truth.

What a misfortune! !

In the end, I was still the only one fighting for the whole day. The old man Garn came back humming a tune at night, still smelling of alcohol, and I almost couldn't help but sink him to the bottom of the twin seas.

The next day, the struggle with the mountain of files continued. The location had been moved to my hotel room, and together with the large desk, the entire small room was squeezed into a can.

According to what Mr. Garn meant, it was to allow me to work in an environment as comfortable as home.

correct.

How could I forget.

Standing up suddenly, I came to the bedside, took off the necklace from my arms, and shook it, shaken it, a book fell out of it, diamonds came out one by one, and crystals fell out. The tree branches fell out, and then, a white glowing object fell out.

Very good, the real owner has appeared.

The little ghost who fell on the bed didn't know that he had been shaken out. He curled up and slept in a daze, and he didn't sleep well. The thin priest's robe was rolled up to his waist, and he could even vaguely see the plump and rounded lower half. breasts.

And he wasn't wearing any underwear.

Probably sensing the cool wind, the little saint shuddered, and finally opened her eyes in a daze, looked at me, and then at her lower body, where the spring light was leaking out and the boundless spring scenery.

"Wow!!"

She quickly put down her robe, stood up, straightened it a few times, wiped the traces of saliva from the corner of her mouth, and pointed at me with her finger righteously.

"Pervert Xiaofan, what are you doing while I'm sleeping?"

"..."

In fact, what I want to say more is, you, a lustful saint who doesn't sleep well and doesn't wear underwear, what on earth do you want to do with your love affair with your naked body?

Anyway, under the dull gaze of the little ghost, I pushed her down on the chair and sat down, then gave a hearty thumbs up.

"That's it, I'll leave it to you, Luo."

"What did you say? What did you leave to me? Do you want to take advantage of the chaos and deceive this saint?"

As a result, the little ghost showed his teeth and bit my head.

…

"If you don't do it, you just don't do it. Why do I have to help Xiaofan with his work?"

After explaining the cause and effect of the matter, the little ghost crossed his arms and tilted his head as if there was no discussion at all.

"Don't say that. You also know that I'm not good at doing this."

I took a few steps forward, rubbed the little ghost's face and said.

"Huh, if you don't do it, you won't do it." The little ghost pushed me away angrily.

"If you don't help me, no one in this world can help me." I continued to stick to it shamelessly.

"Huh...huh, you know, you idiot, if you leave this saint, you won't be able to survive for even one tenth of a second."