Diablo Destruction

"Let's go together, idiot, how can one team deal with Sharna!!"

Behind the crowd, Seattle Ke was trying his best to instigate everyone, hoping that everyone would come together, so that there might be a slight possibility of victory, but no matter how hard he spoke, it had no effect.

Letting a whole team of adventurers fight against a stuffed bear (Sharna) alone would be humiliating enough, but if they all go together, so what if they win? It would be even more embarrassing to lose, and the adventurers are not a bunch of hot-blooded idiots.

"Damn it, there's no hope here!!"

Seetlek couldn't do anything. If he continued to incite, the adventurers might react and turn their attention on him. He could only withdraw from the crowd angrily and spat.

"I said enough is enough."

Carlos sighed helplessly after being forcibly pulled out by Seattle, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was better than staying in the hotel with Alukachi anyway, so he followed Seattle with a half push.

"Huh, there's nothing Sharna can do. This is what I expected. After all, she is a tough character who can't get enough of her."

Seattlek touched his chin, and his mouth was cracked widely on his ferocious face, revealing a pair of bright teeth.

"So, my target from the beginning is Junior Brother Wu, and Sharna is just warming up."

"Don't go too far. When the time comes, the two of them will deal with you together. Don't blame me for not helping."

Carlos kindly advised from the side.

"Don't worry, I'm measured, I'm measured, hahahaha~~~"

Seatik held his chest with both hands and laughed with confidence as if I'm going to do something you can rest assured.

"I'm worried just because it's you."

Carlos sighed, and then followed Seattle. The figure flashed and disappeared into the surging crowd without anyone noticing.

"Come on, Junior Brother Wu should be nearby."

Standing on the tip of the roof of a European-style stone building facing the wind, Seattle Lake looked around. Needless to say, dressed like that, he would definitely attract countless crowds to watch. All he had to do was look for the sudden gathering point of the crowd.

"What are you going to do?"

Carlos appeared silently behind him and asked worriedly.

"I don't have an idea yet. Let's see what's going on with Junior Brother Wu."

Seattlek responded casually while looking around, and then his eyes lit up and he found it! !

…

"Mom, look, it's a bear, a stuffed bear."

"..."

Not far after leaving the hotel street and arriving at the crowded square, childish voices immediately rang out, and hundreds of pairs of inhumane eyes surrounded her.

"Gam~~"

Go, go, little brat, what are you looking at? Do you know who I am? Alliance elder, one of the continent's twin stars, a domain-level master, and most importantly - I am! The savior who is about to save the universe with his singing! !

Do you understand? understand? Look at my field-level sharp claws!

Stretching out his big palm, he pointed the handful of white fluff in his palm towards the little furry children, showing a ferocious (?) smile, a cruel (?) look flashed in his eyes, and then there was a thud, like the elusive dagger (?) in the hand of an assassin. Usually, a sharp claw suddenly pops out from inside.

Great, are you shivering already? It’s not over yet, how about you take a look at my domain-level fangs? At a glance, will there be a kind of thing? Damn it, this is not the specialty of the luminous ghost. One bite will crush even the gems. It is indestructible and omnipotent. It has sharp snow-white teeth. A good appetite makes it easier to eat, and the food is more fragrant and the body is more healthy. Awesome legendary killer teeth? !

Finally, it’s my sharp gaze. Take a look and stare carefully for a while. Have you seen the blood type scene in Shura Hell? Have you been so scared that you peeed and hid in your mother’s arms and cried bitterly? Hum~

"Gam~~~!!"

I'm watching! !

Very good, you have the courage to look into my ferocious eyes for five seconds. These little guys will probably achieve no less than Carlos and the others in the future.

But can it last another 10 seconds? In that case, you will become the next generation of mainland twin stars.

Tick ​​tock tick…

A minute passed...

"..."

Strange... strange. Could it be that these little kids with snotty noses in front of them will become the protagonists and saviors of the Dark Continent in a few years? ! !

It's hard... Could it be that the meaning of my existence is to wait for them to appear, and then in the near future, I will sacrifice myself in a very vulgar and cunning way to save this group of little kids who feel that they are known as the most popular ones? The great alliance elders who were expected to lead the Dark Continent to defeat the forces of hell actually sacrificed themselves in order to save civilian children like them. They all swore to inherit my legacy and embark on the path of the savior. Many bloody entanglements occurred along the way. , describes a touching story of loyalty and betrayal, courage and conspiracy, selfishness and righteousness, and finally overthrows the forces of hell and becomes the legendary n-brave. The statue is erected in the center of the imperial city square in every country, respected by countless people? ! !

Ahem, you’re thinking too much, you bastard! !

"Mom, mom~~"

A little kid finally reacted, stretched out his little hand and pulled the clothes of the woman standing next to her.

Humph, are you finally starting to get scared? It’s nothing to be ashamed of and you should be proud of yourself for holding on for as long as you did.

"That stuffed bear seems to have been staring at us."

The little girl wiped her nose, and her eyes gradually shone with excitement.

"It must really want to play with us."

Totally misunderstood, you bastard! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I threw the tea table away in my mind, breathing fire and roaring.

"Mom, I want to play too, and I want to play with the puppets."

Hearing the girl's words, other little kids also pulled on their mother's clothes and said coquettishly.

"..."

Humph, forget it, these little kids are too young to feel my powerful aura, and there is nothing they can do about it, but these mothers, their maternal instincts should be aware of it...

"Okay, just play for a while, but don't bully the bear too much."

You have to be aware of the strong danger...

"..."

asshole! ! Wrong, bastard! ! At this time, you should not use your maternal instincts, and then the following dialogue will occur.

[‘Look, mom, it’s a bear! ! ’

The innocent and joyful voice of a child came from the roadside.

‘Come on, don’t look. ’

Maternal instinct sensed the danger, and the mother took the child and left quickly. 】

Isn't this the kind of conversation that should happen, bastard! ! What about your maternal instincts? Is it really okay to push a child into a fire pit with your own hands? You are the step-mothers, the step-mothers of these children, that must be the case, you bastards! !

"Wow, it's a big bear, such a big bear!!"

"Nice, are you stupid? There must be someone inside, wearing a bear coat."

An older boy, with his head held high and his chest raised, acted like a little adult and taught the other party a lesson.

"No, it's obviously a big bear, right? Brother Bear? Or Sister Bear?"

The little girl raised her head and looked at me with her big shining eyes.

"..."

Bear your sister! !

"Bear, it's a bear, so soft..."

"Gam~~"

Hey, little brat, what do you want to do? What do you want to do with the hand that your brother wiped his nose with? Don't catch me, you bastard! At least wash your hands first, you bastard! Do you know who I am? Do you know how dangerous your current behavior is, you bastards! !

"It's still barking."

Hearing my threatening roar, a little kid pointed his finger and sighed as if he had discovered a new world.

I'm screaming. I've been screaming since the beginning. Listen carefully and don't show a fussy expression just now, you bastard! !

So cute, Mr. Bear, can you bark a few more times~~

No, it's not good at all. Get out of my way. Don't give you three points and just climb up the pole. Asshole, stop it. Hey, don't climb along my arms. My arms are not ladders. Shoulders are not slides, you bastard! !

"Is there really someone hiding inside?" A little kid exclaimed behind his back, eager for knowledge.

"Where's the zipper? Where's the zipper?"

There is no such setting. They say there is no such setting. Do you have the same IQ as Seattle? You bastard! !

"Generally speaking, it should be at the back. Let me take a look..."

"Gamu Gamu~~"

Don't pull my hair! ! They say there is no zipper, there is no such setting, you bastard! !

Soon, I was surrounded by more than a dozen little kids, messing around. A few naughty ones even climbed on my shoulders, not even letting go of their noses, eyes, and ears. More than a dozen pairs of little hands acted recklessly. Touching and touching.

But... damn, I'm really going to get angry. If those vicious stepmothers across the way want your children's lives, just tell them to stop.

"I had so much fun."

"Yes, that bear seems to be very happy too."

"I'm so grateful for the alliance's attention. At this time, you still think about us civilians. If my child can have a future, I will definitely let him become an adventurer, even if he is a soldier. You know Repaying kindness..."

Conversations like these between housewives were going on among the army of mothers across the street, and they did not take my anger seriously at all.

"..."

Okay, I get it, I’m just a guy who doesn’t have the temperament of a master.

…

"..."

Standing on the roof next to the street, Seattle looked at everything happening below the square, until the popular stuffed bear was pulled by dozens of children and fell to his knees weakly in an otz position, his back becoming increasingly pale. and insignificance.

"It seems...it doesn't seem like I need to take action anymore."

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Seattlek said with a slightly subtle expression. Although his goal was achieved, this kind of success that came out of nowhere made him feel a little empty... and a little bit of pity.

"Luckily my mother gave me this face."

Seattle Ke touched his face and said to himself, he is either ugly, or he has a hideous face, as if he wants to fight and kill everyone he sees. It's hard to even think about it, let alone those children. Basically, there are no children within a kilometer radius of where Seattle Lake appears.

He didn't think anything of it before, but now, seeing the poor stuffed bear trapped in the middle of dozens of children, unable to struggle, Seattleke felt lucky.

"Want to help?"

Carlos was a little hesitant. As long as Seacoat jumped down to the square, the storage effect would be outstanding based on his appearance.

"Forget about helping, let's see how our domain-level alliance elders can solve the current difficulties. If he can't handle this little thing well, then the alliance will be led by him in the future. It will be really difficult for the future, tsk tsk~ ~”

Seacoat randomly found an excuse to excuse himself, and continued to read while holding back his laughter.

"It's not unreasonable for you to say that."

Although he knew that Seattle Lake was making excuses, Carlos thought about it and realized that it was really the case, so he calmed down and joined the crowd of spectators with Seattle Lake.

"It's warm, it seems like it's real." A little kid rubbed his face against it desperately

"..."

"Paws, paws, look, these are bear paws." A little kid pushed aside the white fluff on the pads of his palms and pointed to the paws hidden inside.

"..."

"It really can breathe. I said this bear can't be real." A little kid pinched the bear's nose and felt the breath on it, and his curiosity suddenly aroused.

"..."

"Zipper...zipper..." The little kid, who always thought there was someone hidden inside, continued to look for the zipper opening behind his back.

"..."

It is tolerable, but what is unbearable! You should also stop it for me.

"Gam~~!!"

With a loud scream, I broke free of all the little brats crawling on me.

"Wow~~, Big Bear is angry."

The little kids dispersed in a hurry, hid behind their mother, stuck their heads out, and made faces at me, not afraid at all.

"..."

At times like this, I really miss the Blood Bear transformation. If he had changed into that outfit, not even these children, not even the adventurers would dare to approach easily.

"I'm sorry, this... Bear... Mr. Bear?"

Those mothers didn't know what to call me. After hesitating for a long time, a ridiculous "Mr. Bear" came out of their mouths.

Names are all good, hurry up and take care of your little brats, or I'm really going to get angry.

Considering that if I wrote on the ground, it might be regarded as acrobatics and more people would watch, I could only endure it and screamed at them a few times.

"I'm really sorry. Our children are young and old and have offended you."

Perhaps sensing my anger, these kind and sincere mothers bowed and apologized hesitantly.

"Gam~Gam~"

Seeing their panic, I felt embarrassed. Actually, it wasn't a big deal, it was just that these little brats were too arrogant and didn't take me seriously at all.

Nod, turn around, take steps...

Hold on... hold on...

Looking back, several children were pulling the bear's tail from behind, looking up at me, their eyes shining with hope.

"..."

Don't these little guys understand people... no, don't they understand bears?

"Can't you really stay?"

One of the little girls had big round eyes, full of reluctance and longing.

"Really, why are you kids so disobedient?"

Several mothers quickly ran up to me, apologizing to me and pulling their children back.

"Woo~~, I really like Master Bear, and I really want to play with Master Bear~~"

Several children were crying sadly. As the saying goes, children's cries are contagious. In a moment, more than a dozen other children also started sobbing, and their innocent eyes stared closely at them.

"..."

The steps that were lifted into the air suddenly seemed to be pulled by a chain, and they could no longer move forward.

Damn it, don’t stare at me with those shining eyes, you bastard, and it’s even a superimposed attack. You must know that I am a domain-level expert, how could I be defeated by just a dozen pairs of eyes? I am from the Alliance. Elder, you are very busy, how can you spend your precious time on little brats like you? ! !

“Ji~~~~~~~~~~~~~~”

"…………"

I can't stand it ahhhhhhhh-! ! ! !

Woohoo~~

I'm a bear!

With blood and tears in my heart, I turned around and silently wrote on the ground with my paws.

Yes, I am just a stupid bear. I can obviously pretend not to see anything, I can obviously... I can obviously... Ohhhhhh! !

The heart is endlessly knocked against the wall.

So, let’s play together!

It was as if I had used my last drop of blood and tears to write this sentence on the ground. The next moment, I was drowned in cheers.

"Long live Mr. Bear!!"

"Master Xiong can also write. Is this an acrobatic stunt? It's amazing~~"

Sure enough, it was still regarded as an acrobatic performance, you bastard! !

…

"This... I feel a little guilty inside."

Looking at the scene below the square, and noticing the unkind look from Carlos next to him, Seattlek stroked his bare head and said with a smile.

Carlos continued to glare at the other man.

"This...haha...ahahaha..."

Seatke, who was usually very sharp-tongued, was now speechless and could only laugh.

"Ah, Kajiel!!"

He suddenly pointed behind Carlos and exclaimed.

Out of his daughter's controlling instinct, Carlos turned around as quickly as he could break his neck without even thinking. When he saw the empty place behind him, he knew he had been deceived. At this moment, the place where Seattle was standing was already filled with people. null.

…

The third side...

Silos and Aikelu were wandering around on the street, followed by two bodyguards - Ricken and Hans.

"Speaking of which, why would we become their followers?"

Ricken stroked his neat white beard and was very puzzled by the sudden appearance of such a setting.

"Nonsense, isn't that a matter of course? We are acting as bodyguards, you bastards, can you bear to see such cute twins walking alone on the street and encounter any danger?"

Hans complained about the opponent without hesitation.

"Right……"

Ricken was momentarily blinded by Hans's confident statement, and after pondering for a moment, he realized something was wrong.

"Wait a minute, why do we have to protect brother Wu Fan's daughter? Besides, aren't there many bodyguards behind us? We are not needed at all, right?"

The Hanbag team and the KFC team had gone to the hotel many times to look for someone, and naturally they knew that the beautiful twins in front of them were the adopted daughters of someone.

"Indeed, there are at least dozens of them. As expected of Wu Fan, he is a generous person."

Hans felt it silently, and suddenly found dozens of extremely professional guards standing very secretly around him. Even adventurers could hardly detect it. They kept following Silos and Aikelu. The pace formed an invisible net. Anyone who dared to act rashly would be stopped immediately.

"So what is the point of our existence here?"

I immediately went crazy.

"That's right." Hans finally remembered.

"It's a competition, aren't we competing?"

Ricken showed a stunned expression and nodded desperately.

"Xilusi, Aikelu, you haven't said yet, whose craftsmanship is better, mine or this guy's."

Relying on his strength, Ricken squeezed Hans out with one stroke and leaned in front of the twins, showing a flattering smile.

"Uncle Ricken and Uncle Hans are so good at their craftsmanship that it's hard to decide, don't you think so, Siluth?"

Ecolu gently held Xi Lusi's hands in confusion, her palms touching each other, as beautiful as two twin stars that reflected each other.

"Ecolu, what should we do? It's impossible to judge the taste of something so delicious just once."

The kind-hearted and tearful Sirus lowered her head apologetically under the expectant gazes of Ricken and Hans, with a hint of crying in her voice.

"It's okay, it's okay, we can do it again, as many times as we want!!"

Like knights swearing allegiance to the princess, Ricken and Hans promised loudly in unison.

Syrus: "But the hamburgers and fried chicken legs made by Uncle Ricken and Uncle Hans are really delicious."

Aikelu: "Xilusi and Aikelu were very full just now, and now they can't eat anymore."

Syrus: "Dad said that shopping (with) girls is the most energy-consuming thing."

Aikolu: "That's why Sirus and Aikolu came out for a walk."

Syrus: "Did you really cause trouble to Uncle Rickon and Uncle Hans? Wow~~"

After finishing speaking, the twins, with their big black eyes shining with moving tears, leaned on each other and hugged each other, sobbing softly as if they were repenting for their willfulness. Their timid, well-behaved and sensible appearance could definitely ignore age, gender and race. Instant kill of any target.

"No problem, we are also very happy to go shopping with Xilusi and Aikelu!!"

Ricken and Hans stood at attention, performed knightly salutes, and continued to play the role of being moved in unison.

"real?"

Silos raised her sparkling black gem eyes.

"You really don't think that Xilusi and Aikolu made such a willful request just to eat the delicious hamburgers and fried chicken legs from Uncle Ricken and Uncle Hans again?"

"Syluth, Siloth, what should we do? Maybe this is true. We just made such a rude request just to eat Uncle Ricken and Uncle Hans' hamburgers and fried chicken legs."

Ai Kelu on the side showed a hesitant expression.

"Are Xilusi and Aikolu bad girls?" Xilusi's innocent eyes filled with tears were about to shed tears.

"Uuuu~~, what should we do? Xilusi and Aikolu are bad girls, dad will not want us."

Ai Kelu's eyes also became moist, and a flash flood was about to break out.

This is... this is...

What a lovely girl this is! ! ! !

The first to shed tears were Ricken and Hans.

Innocent, pure, beautiful, well-behaved, and sensible, it seems that all the praises in the world cannot be overused for them. They are just like holy goddesses who should not exist in this filthy world.

However, these twins, who are like twin goddesses, now...now tell beautiful lies in order to eat the hamburgers (fried chicken legs) they made. Whether it is true or not, Ricken and Hans at this moment are both I felt as if I had completed the most important milestone in my life, and I couldn't help but burst into tears of excitement.

"Don't worry, everything is voluntary. There is nothing wrong with Silos and Aikelu. No matter how much our two little princesses want to eat, Hans and I are happy to do it. From now on, the two of us are The most noble princess’s full-time chef.”

Hans and Ricken wiped away their tears and promised firmly.

"You really don't blame us?"

With their tear-stained faces, Xilusi and Aikelu showed bright smiles that made the sun dim. Their stunning faces of pear blossoms in the rain were just like two flawless white lilies in the sunshine after the rain. Revealing a pure and beautiful style that even makes angels marvel.

The twins who had regained their strength, followed by Ricken and Hans, who had been reduced from their original protectors to royal chefs, continued to wander on the street.

"Ekolu, Ekolu, what do you think of giving this stone to Mother Willas?"

Xilusi stopped at a small stall on the roadside. What they sold here were all kinds of strange or beautiful tongues picked up from the Gobi or the beach, or shells, corals, etc., either natural or carved. Cheng, it is not a rare item for the residents of Lugaoyin, but people from other places like this very unique little gift very much.

"Yeah, it's very appropriate. Will Mother Willas be happy to receive such a gift?"

Aikelu looked at the pebbles pointed by Sirus that exuded the luster of warm jade, nodded happily and said.

After talking to each other, the two of them quickly decided to buy it, but when they paid for it, they showed embarrassed and hesitant expressions.

"What's wrong? Sirus, Aikelu, did you forget to bring money?"

Hans and Ricken, who had transformed into the most qualified guardian knights and were always paying attention to the movements of the two people, immediately stepped forward and asked with concern.

"no……"

Silos and Aikelu sighed and shook their heads slightly.

"Could it be that brother Wu Fan didn't give you money?"

Thinking of this, Ricken and Hans suddenly became angry with each other. What a lovely daughter, that guy was willing to treat her like this. It was really unreasonable.

"No...it's not..."

Xilusi and Aikelu shook their heads quickly. They didn't want others to misunderstand their favorite father.

The two of them gently touched the rings on their hands. It was made by Farah. For this pair of little angels who were loved by everyone in the Rogge camp, even a stingy guy like Farah was willing to give away his things with a smile. Give it to them.

However, for the two little angels who have not yet changed jobs, there are not many things they can use. These two rings only provide a small and pitiful storage space for some valuables, which is commonly referred to as storage. ring.

With a slight flip of their hands, several gems appeared on the palms of Xilusi and Aikelu's hands. There were three complete ones and two flawless ones. The bright light almost blinded Ricken and Hans. Dog eyes.

"Can it be retrieved?"

Silos and Aikelu handed the gems in their hands to the sluggish stall owner and asked

Damn the nouveau riche! !

Ricken and Hans, who had just been scolding someone for being stingy and treating their daughters poorly, now managed to hold back and did not curse them in front of the other's two daughters.

In short, in the end Ricken and Hans paid for the stone worth only half a gold coin, and the few gems in the twins' hands, even if they bought everything on the street, and then collected all the money from all the stall owners. , and cannot be found.

"There is a square in front, go there and rest for a while."

Ricken pointed to the end of the street ahead...