Diablo Destruction
Chapter 856: Ragdoll Bear Crusade
"Ahhh——!!"
"We lost, damn it! We lost to a stuffed bear!!"
The blazing sun, which was too hot to be seen, had already been dyed with a hint of sunset red. Before my daughters and I had gone very far, we discovered such a dramatic scene - four or five tall, sturdy adventurers in plain clothes, like It was like hay flying over from the other side of the street at high speed. It scraped the ground several times and rolled dozens of times before stopping. Then it just lay on the ground, banging its forehead against the stone in regret. On the ground, weeping bitterly.
Lost to...a bear? Several questions popped up in my mind.
"Big...brother, there is one more!!"
One of the adventurers had sharp eyes and noticed me coming from the other side from a long distance. He couldn't help but patted the shoulder of the druid next to him, with a flash of fear in his eyes.
"But... damn it, is this a conspiracy? Are we already surrounded?!"
The Druid, who was called the boss and seemed to be the captain of the team, coughed up a few mouthfuls of blood.
"Boss, we'll fight them."
The other four adventurers were filled with tears, their eyes showing determination.
"Brothers!!"
The boss druid's eyes couldn't help but turn red. Only at this moment can one see a person's true nature. All his brothers are good.
"..."
Hey, I said, what do you want to do, just tell me quickly, don't show me the scene of brotherly love when you are surrounded by enemies and strapped with Molotov cocktails to your body. I have seen it too much on TV.
I looked at the scene in front of me with silent eyes without being moved at all. When I saw Xilusi and Aikolu, they were kind and pure in their hearts, unaware of the sinister nature of people's hearts and their deceptions. I was moved in an instant.
"Brothers, stand up, we will fight it, and we must let others know that our [Beep Beep Beep] team is not someone to be trifled with." The druid stood up and shouted loudly.
My ears automatically filtered out their team names. They were just a bunch of helpers anyway.
"Look, boss, that bear kidnapped a child!!"
At this time, one of the people in the team, probably the sharp-eyed man, noticed the twins sitting on my shoulders and couldn't help but exclaimed loudly.
"Damn it, with our [Beep Beep Beep] team here, how can we allow you, a traitor... no, a traitor bear to do evil!"
In an instant, the five adventurers on the opposite side did not know that they had been completely treated as a sidekick. The two adventurers who called out their team names majestically were filtered out, just like senior lolita control members of the Loli Protection Association. , seeing a strange man on the street using a lollipop to abduct a little lolita, he was burning with anger.
The anger in their hearts still became their biggest reason and motivation. The five people lined up in a row, waving their fists and roaring, and rushed towards me from the opposite side.
"..."
Originally, I wanted to ignore these idiots and use speed to get around them, but now this situation...
Five guys lined up in a row, subtly blocking all positions.
Above? The sky is not good, what should I do if the bumps hit my lovely Xi Lusi and Aike Lu?
You... you are seeking your own death.
I sighed helplessly. Facing the adventurers charging towards me, I touched my daughters’ heads. The two little angels who understood my meaning from the actions seemed to be full of confidence in me. Facing the adventurers, I touched my daughters’ heads. The five adventurers, who were as majestic as tanks, hugged my head tightly without any fear, and gently closed their beautiful starry eyes.
very good……
"Ah ah ah ah ah--!!"
On a certain street in Lugaoyin City, a red light flashed, followed by five heroic screams that echoed high in the sky.
After the roadblock was cleared, I patted Sirus and Aikelu, motioned them to open their eyes, and continued walking towards the street in front of me.
At the end of the street, five adventurers had their heads stuck in the wall. The parts below their necks were hung in a neat row halfway up the wall. They looked like the enemy who were hanged in ancient times and then hung their bodies at the city gate to demonstrate to passers-by. spy.
"Boss...Boss, are you still alive?"
After shaking for a moment, one of the adventurers finally pulled his head out of the wall and asked the adventurer next to him.
"I...it's okay."
With a crackling sound, gravel and soil were brought out, and the druid pulled out his head.
"No, this stuffed bear seems to be more ferocious than the first one."
Thinking that he hadn't even figured out how the opponent moved or what happened, his chest hurt, and he flew up inexplicably, and his body was inserted here uncontrollably. The Druid savored the first time he was tortured in his heart. The difference from being abused for the second time, then he was shocked.
"This bear seems to have just appeared. It seems that other adventurers haven't gotten the news yet. We have to inform them quickly!!"
Captain Druid, who suddenly felt a heavy responsibility, jumped down and ran towards the bar stronghold with four other brothers.
Before they could run a few steps, a figure covered in bruises and staggering appeared in front of them.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
They hurriedly stepped forward to support each other. Although they could not name each other for a while, the five of them knew that the injured adventurer in front of them was one of the comrades who participated in the battle to suppress the Ragdoll Bear.
"Hold on, don't fall down. We still have important information here. Let's go to the bar and let everyone know."
Captain Druid hopes to use this news to cheer up his injured comrades who are depressed.
"Information... haha... no longer... need... such things..."
After raising his eyelids and looking at everyone, the adventurer said intermittently and suddenly burst into tears.
"Everyone...all the brothers...have been wiped out...by that abominable stuffed bear!! Woohoo~~"
"how so?"
The five people's faces were stunned, and they sat helplessly on the street. The fiery red sunset, which was setting in the west, illuminated their fallen backs as the defeated ones, blood-red.
…
Oh, that's really exciting.
Along the way, I saw various adventurers falling to the ground, groaning. Of course, there were also some adventurers whose [passion] had not faded, or who were not afraid of death. They continued to get up from the ground, exuding the spirit of the Five Heroes of Langya Mountain. With heroic momentum, he rushed towards me, shouting "Ahhhhh!! I will never lose this time, you bastard" and other commonly used lines for actors. He looked at the adventurer next to him who was unable to stand up. Make one burst into tears.
Although my courage is commendable, it is impossible for me to just stand there obediently and be beaten. Naturally, these guys have followed in the footsteps of the first adventure team.
"Daddy daddy-!!"
As they walked forward, the number of adventurers who fell to the ground, exuding the aura of bereaved dogs, became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared. Suddenly, the lovely daughters pointed ahead and shouted.
Following the dazzling sunset, we looked up and saw a long shadow drawn by the setting sun appearing in front of us.
The other party seemed to have heard the voices of Xi Lusi and Aikolu, and turned around. At the right time, through the fiery red light, I could see the other party's appearance clearly.
"It's Aunt Sharna."
The two little angels whispered in my ears with a little admiration and a little fear.
Nod, nod, it is indeed Sister Sharna.
Seeing that it was us, Sister Sharna stopped, and I strode forward to catch up. When I got closer to my sister, I was immediately frightened by her appearance.
Her brown plush doll outfit, which was exactly the same as mine, was already covered with stains of blood. At a glance, it seemed to remind people of her figure fighting on a bloody battlefield.
Although since I met the first adventuring team that sought death, I vaguely guessed that it was Sister Sharna who did it. After all, what should I say? This ragdoll bear costume was so confusing that if Sister Sharna didn't speak, even Seatok wouldn't recognize her, let alone other adventurers. Therefore, some suicide-seeking incidents of this or that happened to me, too. as expected.
However, I did not expect this scale and cruelty. A rough calculation through the streets I just passed through showed that there were close to a hundred adventurers. Counting other places, I am afraid that those who actually participated in this event would be later dismissed. There are 200-500 adventurers in the battle named Ragdoll Bear Crusade.
In this regard, I can only say that after the battle to defend the city, these guys all turned into idlers who were full and had nothing to do.
Thinking of this, I looked at my sister. Bathed in the golden sunset and covered in blood, Sister Sharna's figure gave me the majesty of a sunset war god even though she was wearing a cute stuffed bear suit. , however, a puppet suit is always a puppet suit. After such a fierce battle, many cracks have appeared in the seams on it, and you can see the snow-white cotton-like objects filled inside.
Those adventurers are not easy to mess with. It's a miracle that this puppet costume has persisted until now. I really don't know who made it. The boredom is almost comparable to that of old Farah.
Let's go back
I wrote silently on the ground.
Although that guy from Seattle is not kind, and most of these things may have been caused by him, but from that puppet costume, I can feel the joy radiating from Sister Sharna.
Although I really wanted to ask her if she was having fun, but thinking about those painful physical skills of the Queen, I still put away my paws obediently.
"Gam~~"
Nod, nod. Sister Sharna is very serious and plays her role very hard. Even the cry of the Hell Fighting Bear and the attribute of being unable to speak are imitated. The two of us stand together. Ordinary people would probably really It's hard to tell who is who.
So, two identical brown teddy bears took two identical twin angels, bathed in the sunset, and headed home.
"Hey, Senior Brother Carlos, where's that bastard from Seattle?"
In the alley near the hotel, I canceled the Hell Fighting Bear transformation, returned to the hotel door, and greeted Carlos who was standing outside.
"He feels that his crime is serious and he has escaped."
Carlos smiled softly and said something that left me scratching my head.
With a "hiss" sound, the zipper at the back opened. At the opening, Sister Sharna's cold and arrogant figure was revealed. After putting away the stuffed bear suit she took off, she looked around and said The first human words of the day came out.
"Don't think I don't know. Those adventurers were instigated by Seatlek. He'd better be careful when walking at night in the future."
After saying that, my sister strode into the hotel, and her figure quickly disappeared around the corner of the stairs.
"Angry?"
Looking at Sharna's disappearing back, Carlos' eyes were a little confused - logically speaking, with Sharna's character, she should definitely be angry, and what she just said also proved this.
But...why does my intuition feel that the other person is not really angry? At this moment, Carlos was puzzled.
"God knows."
I shrugged my shoulders. Although I knew the answer in my heart, I didn't dare to say it even to death.
"By the way, what sister Sharna said just now is to ask Seattle to be careful when walking at night. Don't let anything happen that will reduce the number of our team. Please help me convey this sentence to Seattle. Damn that bastard."
After saying that, I held the little hands of Xilusi and Aikelu, and followed Sister Sharna up the stairs.
"Junior Brother Wu can feel that he is really angry, and he will indeed do something."
Carlos looked back and thought with a sense of loss.
Seattle, please wish yourself well.
The next morning, I had just finished breakfast and was about to go out to visit the dens of the KFC team and the Hanbag team to see if Ricken and Hans were alive.
As soon as his front foot stepped out, his body suddenly stiffened.
Two sharp eyes behind him were staring at him so closely that they could make a sound like "ji~~~~~~".
"Morning...morning, Sirus and Aikolu."
The toothpick in my mouth twitched slightly, and I turned back stiffly to say hello to my daughters, who were dressed in simple casual clothes, but still couldn't hide their angelic, holy and beautiful aura.
"Daddy daddy-!!"
Feeling that their presence was noticed, the two cute little angels flew into my arms and started acting coquettishly.
"Dad is going out?"
Aikelu raised his head, his clear and pure eyes falling on my face.
"Um...yes...yeah."
The corners of my mouth twitched slightly, and my voice suddenly trembled as I felt the pressure this innocent gaze put on me.
"It must be to the square."
With her innocent and bright smile, Sirus gave me a tenfold fatal blow.
"You must fulfill your promise."
Ecolu added one more blow with a hundred times fatal blow.
"Of course, you idiot Aikelu, why bother asking? Dad is definitely not the kind of person who doesn't keep his word."
Siluth puffed up her cute little face and complained openly to her sister, but in that cruel inner world that could not be seen, it was like a blade storm after a fatal attack, and she was taken over in an instant. He killed someone's head with only a layer of bloody skin left.
"Then... of course, how could I not keep my words? Hahaha~~ahhahahaha~~"
My mouth maintained the image of being a father, but my heart was filled with blood and tears.
The tragedy... indeed has just begun.
Thinking of this, I severely chopped up the listless Seattle Ke who was nesting in the corner like a prisoner, eating a bowl of porridge and pickles for breakfast.
Sister Sharna, who was sitting quietly aside, glanced at me. Her eyes were a little subtle and I couldn't understand them. She seemed to want to say something but hesitated. In the end, she didn't speak. She kept watching with her cold sea-blue eyes. I leave.
"Big Bear, Big Bear is here again..."
As soon as I arrived at the square, the group of brats from yesterday immediately swarmed up to me, and there seemed to be a few more new ones. I'm going to choke them! !
Did you start to increase your membership at a young age? !
Silos and Aikelu stood far away. Although they wanted to join in, they were much older than these little kids after all, so they couldn't let go.
Yes, yes, I'm almost 15 years old. Please don't act like you did when you were a child, making me embarrassed by being too affectionate, at least not when there are many people.
I thought a little sadly.
Another reason why they are not allowed to come is their beauty and temperament.
The two little angels are no longer the ordinary girls from the two small villages in the Western Kingdom five years ago. As candidate pastors and as my daughters, they live a happy life with no worries about food and clothing. They naturally have something more in them. They have a temperament that ordinary children don't have, as well as their beauty. They are completely different classes and people from different worlds from these ordinary children, so there will naturally be a class gap.
Of course, when they advance to become priests, they may be able to get out of this predicament, which is why I am willing to come over and let them watch me being embarrassed.
For the future of my daughters and for their dream of being a great pastor, what does it mean for me, as a father, to suffer a little injustice?
But then again...
I am a master in the field, hahaha, and I am an elder of the alliance! ! I am a person who is more powerful and has a higher status than Silos and Ecolu! ! We are two people from two different worlds! ! Can you also create some estrangement for me? ! Don't just ignore my status and strength by using excuses like not having the aura of a master or being a mortal, you bastard! !
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