Diablo Destruction

"The atmosphere suddenly became lively."

As onlookers, we discussed from a distance. Little Sarah blushed, as if she was ashamed of having such an unscrupulous father.

"Ah! Look!! Barr is out!!!"

Seeing that the atmosphere between the three of them became more and more solemn, the surrounding wind seemed to turn into a thick fog and enveloped the three of them. At this moment, without any warning, Lar took action, pointing at Doug and Goff. Behind him, in the sky above his head, people shouted in shock and horror.

Uninformed people may be surprised when they see Lal's extremely exaggerated expression, and subconsciously look behind him. This guy's acting skills are good enough to compete for an Oscar.

"good chance!!"

It's a pity that Lal's childish plot, which made me feel a sense of intellectual superiority, failed to succeed at all against the two barbarian brothers.

"You're so naive, Boss Lal. Do you think we, who have been teammates for so many years, will be deceived by your little scheme?"

Doug and Geoff, taking advantage of the moment when Lar's movement revealed a flaw, had already pounced on him, shouting wildly and proudly. They saw that four strong arms as big as bucket baskets were only an inch away from pulling Lar. Captured.

"It's you who are naive. I will also return this sentence to you. I have been teammates for many years. I don't know what your virtues are."

The moment Doug and Geoff saw through his "trick", they showed panic expressions, mixed with horror and frustration, as if my perfect plan had failed. But now, this face suddenly changed and turned into It was the same look on Doug Goff's face - the plot had succeeded.

As for the two barbarian brothers, their smiling faces turned into the panic and fear that Lal had just shown, as if their expressions had been reversed.

As soon as his eyes were dazzled, he didn't know when Lal had changed into a halo of energy, and his lustful footsteps were like being beaten to death, turning into a loach in the dragnet set by Doug Goff's four thick arms like tree trunks. The tall and strong body made soft movements like a gymnast, twisted left and right, somehow slipped out, and then rode away.

"Chase!!"

Doug and Geoff were fooled, and with red faces they chased in the direction of Lar's disappearing laughter, and the three figures quickly disappeared from our sight.

"..."

What's going on with this strong sense of sight? Wasn't the scene just now the twins Silos and Aikelu's method of luring the enemy in to deal with Kajeer? The only difference may be that this time there are three grown men instead of three little lolita, and the ones who were fooled were not the sisters Silosi Ecolu but brothers Doug Goff.

Think about it carefully, what a striking similarity this is! !

At this moment, I was deeply shocked. For the first time, I discovered that the IQs of the three old men were actually at the same level as Silos Aikelu and Kajie'er.

"Sorry, dad has caused trouble for everyone again."

The well-behaved and sensible Sarah apologized to us with a blushing face. It is not easy to be the daughter of Uncle Lal's family.

I think back to those days, when I first met these three guys through time travel, they were still quite adventurous, but then they started to show off their integrity for some reason. Many guys who didn’t know the truth were the culprit, and I was the victim. Not only Lal and the three of them, but also the old drunkard, old Farah, and even Akara, the little princess of the Horadric tribe, His Highness Sky Fox of the fox tribe, as well as several adventurers from the camp, several adventurers from Lu Gaoyin, Ku Several adventurers from Rust, several adventurers from Demon Fortress, several adventurers from Harrogath, several adventurers from the Second World, including the elves, etc...

The scope of the crime, the identity of the victims, the magnitude of the impact, and the depth of the harm are truly outrageous. It is like a vicious contagious virus that spreads wherever it goes.

This is completely a false accusation, a serious false accusation against my character! !

Leaving aside others, do those two old bastards, the old drunkard and Farah, still need me to teach them how to sell their moral integrity? Wasn't the moral integrity of the two of them already sold out when they were still in their bellies? ! !

However, if our singer can be infected at such a speed, then that's fine... No, isn't this inevitable? Now it's probably just the people of the Dark Continent with backward thinking who can't accept this novel singing method for a while, huh huh.

Thinking of this, I suddenly became happy, kissed Sarah with a smile on my face, then rummaged through the inventory, and soon I brought out a large basket.

"This is……"

Seeing that it was filled with frozen golden crabs, Sarah and Vilas opened their mouths in surprise. Only Silos and Aikelu smiled indifferently, waiting to see Kajier. This clever little clingy insect, taking advantage of their distraction, had already jumped into my arms and started acting coquettishly. The pretty face that was originally crescent-shaped and full of joy suddenly became bulging with anger.

Carelessness, too much carelessness. Just now, I only focused on watching Uncle Lal's performance, and even forgot about Kajie'er, the hateful enemy who competed with me for my father.

Xilusi and Aikelu reflected regretfully. Seeing that the end was done, they could only show angry and helpless expressions. They couldn't go up and force Kajie'er away. In this way, their father would definitely protect Kajie'er.

"Yes, this is the golden crab that Uncle Lal and the others are fighting for."

"But...but...isn't it very precious and difficult to catch? How could..."

Willas looked at the baskets of golden crabs and couldn't help but stutter in her voice.

She is such an honest girl, wouldn't she suspect that what I just said was to frighten Lal and the others?

However, I really didn’t fool those three guys. The golden crab in Lugaoyin is indeed known as the gift of the sea god, and it is also very difficult to catch. There are sea monsters there, especially in the sea, which is their home field. Even if the adventurer goes there, he can't escape.

However, what if there is a domain-level master, another gluttonous barbarian at the peak of the pseudo-domain, and a paladin at the peak of the pseudo-domain who was instigated to succeed?

Like the Kurast in the first world, the king crocodile, one of the three delicacies, is difficult to hunt for many people, but as long as people like Carlos and I encounter it, it will definitely be a plate. Chinese meal.

Again, the so-called preciousness is just because the strength to obtain it is not enough. I can imagine that if the seniors of Lu Gaoyin in the third world have the leisure time, these golden crabs are nothing more to them. Just everyday.

So, on a dark and windy night with a full moon, three idle figures scurried toward the depths of the sea, and when almost all the people in Lu Gaoyin were sleeping, they met with hundreds of The sea monster fought to the death and finally won and captured a lot of loot.

In fact, after I thought about it, I didn’t have to fight those sea monsters at all. Don’t forget that there was also a future quasi-king of the sea in the necklace - the mermaid royal family Elijah. If she had been sacrificed at that time, I would have There is a 90% certainty that the sea monsters will retreat obediently.

After all, you have to think about Elijah and her father, the four-winged super mermaid King Exia who is as tall as a hundred stories high. With just a flick of his tail, he can turn these sea monsters into space junk. , and then think about Exiya's doting on Ariya, and you will realize how stupid it is to offend Ariya for a few crabs, like inserting one's penis into the tiger's mouth. thing.

Facts have proved that my idea was right. After seeing the basket full of golden crabs, Elijah showed a kind of disgust for shark fin bird's nests that is unique to the rich. Without even looking at it, he just took it. She picked up the fruit next to her that was bigger than her and put it in my hand. Yiyi sucked my finger coquettishly and asked me to feed her.

"..."

I also really want to have a dad who can catch golden crabs, king crocodiles, stylized beasts, etc. for me to eat every day.

So, although I don’t have it, Elijah does, and so does Silus and Aikolu. The two little darlings who ate a lot in Lugoin, although their expressions looking at these golden crabs now don’t look like Elijah’s. He is so elegant, but he is also somewhat indifferent, calm and seems to be a little detached from the world.

"That's it."

After telling them briefly, Vilas and Sarah looked surprised.

"Really, if there are so many, wouldn't it be better to take them out earlier? Uncle Lal and the others don't have to fight to the death."

Vilas expressed her deep helplessness at my bad character.

"Ahem, wouldn't that be boring? Okay, let's carry these crabs back first. I'm really looking forward to your craftsmanship, Vilas."

Afraid that Willas's nagging housewife nature would show up again, I quickly changed the subject.

"But...but...I rarely cook seafood...I don't believe it."

Sure enough, when it came to family matters, Vilas immediately entered the good wife mode and began to think about how to make these precious crabs delicious.

"Call Aunt Lisa too."

Seeing her thoughtful look, I couldn't help but suggest it.

"Indeed it is."

Willas gently clapped her hands together, showing a cute and astonished expression.

Aunt Lisa's housewife level is not inferior to that of Vilas. Otherwise, how could Lal's three men live such a prosperous life? If they are called together to make suggestions, even if they have never cooked seafood before, the two super chefs can still make a crab dinner that will make people swallow their tongues.

At this moment……

In a place like the camp, the three of Lal did not dare to let go of their strength and run wildly. In the end, the Paladin lost to the pursuit of the two barbarians, and was finally captured without any help, and was forced back to Lal's house.

"Okay, you two foodies are just crabs, aren't you? Look at your faces now. As the boss, I'm ashamed of you."

Lal, who was tied up and thrown to a corner, looked at the two barbarian brothers with disdain.

"You should be lucky that we're still going to leave you a copy."

Doug and Goff rolled their eyes at Lar.

"How about leaving these two [thighs] to the boss."

Doug pointed to the shortest and smallest pair of swimming legs at the back of the crab's four pairs of legs, and suggested eagerly.

“Doug, you dare!!”

Lal, who had a clear look in the corner, roared loudly, trying to calm the opponent with his boss's majesty.

"That's not good."

After all, Gefu is more honest and can't bear to do such a thing of bullying the boss.

"Gev is still honest." Lal's words came from the side.

"Just a stupid guy..."

"Damn it, Boss Lal, how did you get here?"

Only then did the barbarian brothers realize that at some point, Lal had gotten rid of the belt and was sitting at the same table with them.

"Do you think this simple binding method can restrain your great boss?" Lal cast a disdainful look at the two of them.

"I remember when I was chasing Lisa, she tied me up impatiently... Ahem, I helped her impatiently tie up the firewood and carry it back. It was through this trick that I managed to catch your sister-in-law."

"There's a twist." Goff muttered quietly.

"And it's a very unnatural turn." Doug affirmed and emphasized.

"The dark history of the boss."

The two of them nodded in agreement and decided to keep it in their hearts until they went to the bar in a few days.

"Ahem! Ahem! You should also learn to light firewood. When you see the girl you like, remember to go over and help her bundle firewood."

Lal was coughing desperately and with tears streaming down his face, he was trying to save something that was irretrievable. He made a mistake and regretted it for eternity, and he happened to be exposed in front of Doug, a bastard who is known as a human-shaped loudspeaker.

Finally, the topic returned to the golden crab on the table.

For a moment, the clouds gathered, and the small table became a battlefield where three people stared at each other. As for the golden crab that was the focus, if Izumi had known that he had allowed three adventurers to fight to the death, would he have felt that way? Where's the relief?

"We can't go on like this."

Suddenly, as if he had decided something, Lal slapped the table and stood up.

The two barbarian brothers stared at him warily, fearing that this guy would take the opportunity to make some little conspiracy again.

"How can we let that little bastard succeed in his evil plan, just for a mere crab?"

Lal's eyes were red and he was snorting. He suddenly took out a bottle of potion with a skull drawn on it and a bone fork underneath it. The purpose was obvious.

"Originally, this bottle of potion was intended to be used to repay brother Wu who always brings us [surprises] with local specialties, but now it seems..."

As he spoke, he poured all the potion on the crabs indifferently.

"Boss!!"

Seeing this scene and feeling Lal's determination to maintain brotherhood, the barbarian brothers couldn't help but shout in unison.

"Actually, if you think about it, this is too unnatural. That little bastard, like me, is also a wife-loving family. If this golden crab is really so precious, how could it be our turn?"

Lar's words made Doug and Goff suddenly realize! !

"There must be a ghost!!"

"Go and settle the score with him!!"

The three people left the house angrily. The crab that had been fighting to the death just now was now left alone on the table.

Sniff, sniff~~sniff, sniff~~

"I seem to smell something delicious." After a moment, a black shadow lurked in.

"Golden crab?!!"

A little light came in from the window, illuminating a strand of wine-red hair of the unknown visitor.

"Oh my, but I haven't had this for a long time. I really miss it."

The black shadow sighed with nostalgia, and then the shadow suddenly shrank, and suddenly exuded a sneaky aura.

"I didn't expect those three little bastards from Lal to be able to get such delicious food, but they don't seem to want it. It's so pitiful, so pitiful."

He stroked the crab shell compassionately a few times, and there seemed to be the sound of a black shadow smashing his mouth and swallowing saliva in the darkness.

"If no one wants it, then it's not considered stealing. That's right. Instead of wasting it, why not..."

After saying that, the black shadow disappeared in the dim room in a flash, and the crabs on the table also disappeared.

"You bastard, get out of here."

We quickly found Aunt Lisa, and then Linya came back. With the cooperation of her and Vilas, Princess Sanwu, Sarah and Linya were helping. Soon, a table of crab feasts was about to begin. .

At this moment, the tent door was opened, and three tall figures crossed their arms, casting their shadows in like gods descending to earth.

Oh, have you noticed it yet? It was later than I thought, I am indeed an idiot!

I glanced at them gently, then continued to cast my gaze towards the kitchen, watching the graceful and beautiful figures of Vilas and the others busy inside.

"Damn, you are so unkind!!"

Seeing that Santiaozi couldn't restrain me with his momentum, he immediately broke in and saw the freshly baked hot crab dinner on the table. He immediately drooled and cast a hateful look at me, and then returned to the table, seeming to Thinking about whether to deal with the crab first or me first.

"Dang——!!"

Just when they were still hesitating, a white light flashed in front of their eyes, and on their left side, there was a kitchen knife that was still shaking.

"Li-Lisa, why are you here?" Lar stiffened and asked cautiously.

"You three, sit down obediently. If you mess around and stain everyone's dinner, it won't be something you can just eat a year's worth of dried meat."

In the kitchen, Aunt Lisa threw out the kitchen knife in her hand as if nothing had happened, and looked at the trembling three people with a gentle smile.

Before she could finish her words, the three people who had just barged in like robbers immediately turned into three little white rabbits. They sat in a row around the table in a hurry, sitting majestically and not squinting.

"You little brat, just wait for me, this matter is not over yet."

Aunt Lisa turned around and cut vegetables. Larson gave me a sinister look.

"I didn't know you could go through such trouble. It's time for you to wake up and come to me. Don't you think this is good?"

I glanced at them innocently, pursed my lips and asked them to see the number of bowls and chopsticks on the table.

After looking at the table and then at the cheerful kitchen, the three of them were silent for a moment.

"I'll spare you this time." Lar swallowed.

"But you have to cover for us." As she said this, Aunt Lisa had not yet turned around. Three pairs of evil hands secretly reached out to the crab on the table.

"Ah!! Uncle Lal, Uncle Doug, Uncle Geff, and Mother Vilas said we should wait until everyone is ready before eating. It's wrong to eat secretly."

Just because Aunt Lisa didn't see it doesn't mean that others couldn't see it. No, the twins immediately exposed the evil deeds of the three of them.

"You guys -" came the gentle voice of Aunt Lisa, who was bathing in black flames and holding a kitchen knife with a smile on her face.

“Ahhhh——!!”

The screams spread from the small tent——