Diablo Destruction

"Then that's it for today, Wu. You have to digest it when you go back. Let's go first."

After saying that, the two cane gangsters Akara and Kane strolled away, followed by old man Farah, and teleported away without even saying hello. What a rude guy.

"I'm hungry, let's go to your house to get some food."

Even Doug and Seatik couldn't do it, being able to say such shameless words after beating someone so openly. They were just an old drunkard with no other semicolon.

I rolled my eyes, and I already had an idea in my mind.

"Whatever, if you want to come, just come."

Turning my head and ignoring the old drunkard, I strolled towards the direction of the Mages Guild.

When we got home, the girls seemed to be planning to start dinner. As soon as they opened the tent door, I shouted at the top of my lungs.

"Vilas, Vilas~~~"

"Hey, sir, here you are."

Veras hurriedly wiped her little hands from the kitchen and ran out. She blinked her moist and cute black eyes and stood meekly in front of me, like a very loyal puppy.

"Is there any beef at home?"

"Well, yes, yesterday I went with Sarah and Little Jasmine to buy a lot of ingredients, including beef."

Willas waggled her little tail and answered quickly.

"Sir, would you like some beef?"

"Well, I suddenly want to eat for some reason. Let's make a beef feast tonight."

"Um, okay... okay, I understand, sir, I'll go confirm the materials first."

Although she was confused as to why she suddenly became fond of beef, among the recipes in Willas's mind, I didn't seem to particularly like beef. However, she nodded obediently, returned to the kitchen, and started to get busy with Linya and the others. .

"Do you think you can scare me away like this? That's right, I do hate everything about cows, but if it was made by Willas, I will definitely eat it for you to see!!"

I don’t know why, but the old drunkard suddenly glared at me in an imposing manner, then sat on the recliner with stiff steps, crossed his legs, and looked tough as if I was determined to eat this king’s meal.

"By the way, Willas, is there any fresh milk? Don't forget that the offal soup should have a stronger taste."

I shouted into the kitchen.

"Hey, I understand, sir, don't worry, we will definitely make a beef feast that you like."

Veras' energetic voice came from the kitchen, and one could imagine her rolling up her sleeves and starting to handle the ingredients meticulously.

The kitchen belongs to this docile girl who is known as the universal housewife and the perfect wife.

"You...you think you can scare me away like this?"

Although she was still arrogant, it was obvious that there was a hint of tremor in the old woman's voice.

After a while, the strong aroma of beef came from the kitchen.

Her face was startled, her nose twitched, and then the old drunkard became quiet, as if she didn't care at all. That calm look made me want to admire her.

Of course, only a little, because she could hold on until now because she had held her breath.

Now, dear viewers, let us wait and see how long the ultimate breath-holding time of a domain-level jungle hunter Amazon is.

"Damn it, you brat, remember this."

After a while, the old drunkard left such a line as a villain and ran away in panic. Of course, this does not mean that she can't hold on anymore. I estimate that if necessary, she can hold her breath for at least a whole day and be fine. , but this was meaningless at all. When Willas brought out the large plates of beef and fresh milk, she still had to run away. After judging this, she had to stop her stupid breath-holding behavior and hurriedly left. .

"yes!!"

I made a fist and made a victory sign.

"By the way, where's Sarah?"

Seeing that there were only the busy sounds of Vilas and Linya in the kitchen, I couldn't help but ask.

"Sarah went to pick up sister Lena."

Vilas came out and started placing clean plates, knives and forks on the dining table.

"Hey, where is Master Kasha?"

Seeing that the old drunkard who came with me was gone, she couldn't help but tilt her head and make a cute sound of confusion.

"Well, she kind of left beforehand."

"That's such a pity. I also want Lady Kasha to taste the new dishes."

Vilas waved her fist regretfully, looking confident.

"Next time, there will definitely be a chance."

Feeling distressed, I stretched out my hand and wiped Willas' forehead. I thought to myself - it's a pity that I will never have this opportunity.

"Brother~~~"

After a while, Sarah pushed Lena back and sat on the wheelchair. Her white hands gently pressed a few neat books on her legs. Lena's arrival seemed to fill the warm little tent suddenly. There is a scholarly and quiet atmosphere.

"Well, Lena, are you here? How are you? Are you feeling well?"

I quickly stepped forward and helped Lena stand up from the wheelchair.

In the past, Lena's body was still very weak. Even if she was in good condition, the most she could do was take a walk near the tent. Almost three meals a day were delivered by Vilas and the others, but now there are many Even if we go back and forth every day, there seems to be no problem, so gradually, everyone at dinner will take Lena over for food and accommodation, and then send her back there to receive Akara's teachings the next morning.

"Come on, sit down. Can you stay here tonight?"

I carefully helped Lena sit down and looked at the book on her lap. I asked with concern.

"What? Brother doesn't like me staying here?"

Putting the book aside, Lena leaned over with her delicate body, raised her head, and winked at me quietly with a hint of naughtiness.

"I see you, you didn't learn anything from being with Grandma Akara, you just learned to make fun of your brother."

I couldn't help but pinch her pretty face and smiled.

"Haha, even if you act coquettishly."

Saying this, Lena seemed unable to withstand the cold wind outside just now, and weakly leaned her head lightly on my arms.

"If you want to be coquettish, do it. The more Lena acts coquettishly, doesn't it mean that I, as a brother, will be more successful? But don't make such creepy excuses!!"

Wrapping Lena's cold body around me, I couldn't help but shudder - I learned how to act coquettishly from Akela. This was such a statement that made me feel chilled in my heart.

"hehe."

Lena smiled softly, closed her eyes and stopped talking.

"And little Sarah, thank you for your hard work."

At this time, Sarah, who had come back from outside, had carefully brought a cup of hot water and placed it in front of Lena. I couldn't help but stretch out my other hand to hold her in my arms and kiss her on her beautiful face. Take a bite.

"Our Sarah is getting more and more beautiful and well-behaved."

"Yes, yes, in front of sister Sarah, I don't even dare to share the view, for fear of being hit."

Lena in her arms on the other side said softly.

"No... not at all. Sister Lena does. I envy her peaceful temperament."

Sarah became shy, snuggled into my arms, and leaned her head against Lena's arms. She seemed to enjoy her quiet temperament, and her beautiful crimson pupils flashed with a peaceful color.

"Looking at it this way, you really look like two sisters."

The two girls rely on each other. They are not sisters, but their relationship is better than that of sisters. I couldn't help but joke.

Saying this, I feel more and more like it.

is not that right?

Lena has snow-like hair and pale pupil outlines, and her temperament is quiet and elegant, while Sarah has long pink hair and fiery red pupils. If she usually purses her lips and looks a little indifferent, she will It gave people a feeling of sharpness and majesty emanating from that petite loli's body, as if a sharp sword burning with blazing flames was pointed directly at her.

Although the two are very different, and they don't look like they were born to the same parents in any way, this almost opposite difference makes people feel an unexpected sense of fusion when they come together. Extreme stillness and extreme movement, as if they complement each other.

"sisters?"

At this time, Linya and Princess Sanwu came out with a plate of steaming beef delicacies. They happened to hear my words and couldn't help but cast doubtful eyes on my arms.

"Looking at it this way, it looks a bit similar."

Linya obviously agreed with my point of view, and even Princess Sanwu nodded subtly.

"We're here to have a meal."

At this moment, Seattle's loud voice suddenly came from outside the door. Ever since he heard Doug's self-righteous statement, he had learned a lot and indirectly became thicker-skinned.

Following him was naturally Carlos. Judging from the dust on their bodies, it seemed that they had gone to the training ground again after the meeting.

These two guys are eager to break through the bottleneck and advance to the realm of the field, and they are almost becoming training madmen.

"Sorry to bother you again."

Carlos is more polite, but Kajiel is not here, and a grown man lives here. He seems too lazy to take care of his life. When he is busy training, he just eats and drinks with Seattle. There is a danger of falling. Look. It's time to bring Kajiel back and let her take a good look at her father's sloppy appearance, so that Carlos can wake up and return to the right path of being a family man.

"Yo, you guys..."

As soon as Seattlek turned his eyes, he saw me, and of course Lena and Sarah, who were both in my arms and leaning on each other.

"Hey, Junior Brother Wu, have you finally reached out to Lena?"

After glaring for a moment, Seacoat opened his white teeth cheerfully, gave me a thumbs up and smiled.

"..."

This... what a rude thing to say. Is this guy just looking for trouble? Do you want me to use the pot of hot offal soup on the table to pour it into his butt?

Hearing Seattle's disrespectful remarks, I even forgot my anger.

"Lord Seattleke is joking."

As for Lena, she is indeed a smart and literary girl. She did not panic at all because of Seattle's sudden speech. She slightly raised her head from her arms and glanced at the other party. With a peaceful smile on her face, she said softly.

"Isn't it normal for brothers and sisters to love each other?"

"Yes, yes, that's it. It's just your dirty thoughts and soul that are pornographic."

I quickly responded to Lena and raised my eyebrows at Seacoat.

"Yeah?"

Seattle's bald head tilted, showing a puzzled look. How to look at these two brothers and sisters... Forget about the idiot Junior Brother Wu, especially Lena's performance, no matter how you look at it, it's too good, so good that a stranger is the first. The impression I get from my first glance is that they are definitely a couple rather than brother and sister.

The intuition of adventurers is very sharp.

"咻咻咻咻~~"

Suddenly, Seattlek gave up his search, his face changed, his nose wrinkled slightly, and he started sniffing fiercely.

"This smell...could it be..."

"It should be right, this menacing attack on the sense of taste..."

Even Carlos, who was always calm and composed, had an expression on one side and covered his nose.

Then, the two of them turned their attention to the plates of prepared beef delicacies on the dining table, and their expressions changed again.

"Junior Brother Wu, this is what you will eat tonight, nothing else."

Holding his nose tightly, Seattle Ke asked angrily.

"Well, there are a few more dishes, roast beef, stewed beef soup, fresh milk tea..."

I started to count on my fingers, but before I could finish counting, Seattleke made a sound from the corner.

"Forget it, I suddenly remembered that I still have something urgent to do. Forget it tonight, you can enjoy it slowly."

With that said, the big barbarian turned into a gust of wind and ran away.

"Ahem, I suddenly miss the taste of dried meat. I'm really sorry to disturb everyone."

Carlos also followed behind and ran away without looking back. Their actions made everyone baffled, except me, of course.

Well, because these two guys are geniuses.

From afar, it seemed to me that today’s dinner was destined to be just our family.

"Ah ah ah, I'm starving, let's come here to get some food."

Just when such thoughts came to mind, a genuine declaration of cheating came from outside. Needless to say, it must be that guy Doug. If he showed up, the trio of cops there would definitely not be able to escape.

Sure enough, following the big guy Doug, Lar and Goff also walked in shamelessly as if this place was their home. The last person to come in was Aunt Lisa.

"Sorry, eating with these fools is too boring, so count me in."

Aunt Lisa looked at us, clasped her hands together, and winked playfully.

Ahem, how to describe it? The general meaning is - if there are other onlookers who don't know the truth and are salivating when they see Aunt Lisa's current appearance, I tell them that this is actually Uncle Lal's daughter. They are very likely* * will believe it too.

Of course, if you are deceived by Aunt Lisa's young and beautiful appearance and forget that when she is angry, she is more terrifying than Vilas, then you will be out of luck. The kitchen knife that has been practiced for more than ten years is in her hands. To be sure, if you want to cut off Lal's scalp, just cut Lal's scalp. If you want to cut off two hairs of Lal, you will never cut off one more or one less hair. He is no worse than the adventurers. I even doubt Sarah. His swordsmanship talent was derived from Aunt Lisa's kitchen knife skills.

"Oh my, I feel relieved to see my daughter and her husband are so loving."

Seeing Sarah nuzzling in my arms, Aunt Lisa's eyes lit up and she became happy.

"When do you plan to have the baby? Tell me, tell me."

Seeing her mother looking so excited about her grandson, Sarah couldn't help but blush, swooped out of my arms, and fled to her room as if she had no choice but to escape.

"Alas, my daughter is still so shy. This is not good. She is not like me at all. Women, you have to work hard to get pregnant."

Seeing her daughter running away, Aunt Lisa sighed.

"..."

I feel like if you were like you, it would be my turn to have a headache.

I couldn't help but burst into tears when I heard Aunt Lisa's nice words before and then a strong speech after that.

Although I feel a little sorry for Aunt Lisa, Sarah, please don’t become like your mother in the future.

"Pregnant...pregnant?!!!! You kid! Tell me! What do you want to do to my baby girl? Or have you already done something?! You beast! Scumbag!"

Lal's daughter's control was in full swing, and she grabbed me by the collar and shook me vigorously.

"Don't you think it's very rude to say such things to your son-in-law? Dear?! Love?!"

With a whoosh, a kitchen knife grazed Lar's neck with a gap of millimeters, and immediately after, Aunt Lisa's gentle and creepy smile and tone appeared from behind him.

As if a body-holding spell had been cast on him, Lal's whole body stiffened, the sweat on his forehead was like rain, and his face became miserable.

"I...my daughter has been defiled like this, and she is still...pregnant, wuwu~~wuwu~~~~"

In the end, Tiaozi succumbed to Aunt Lisa's power. He squatted in the corner with a pale back and kept drawing circles, seemingly saying some curse words for me.

"Wu, ignore that guy and come on."

Putting away the kitchen knife, Aunt Lisa gave me a thumbs up.

Uh... I'm actually curious about what aspect she wants to encourage me in, but I feel like it would be very dangerous to ask, so I forget it.

The other two members of the Tiaozi trio did not pay any attention to the fact that their boss was at perhaps the biggest low ebb in his life, and would probably become an autistic nerd desperate for the world. The two of them were left alone. They were drooling and staring at the table. If Aunt Lisa hadn't just shown the kitchen knife, they might have stretched out their claws on the food on it.

“Is beef really that delicious?”

Seeing the two of them swallowing their saliva, I couldn't help but ask.

Still staring at the dining table, they nodded in unison.

"I like it, of course I do. Is there any problem?"

"No...no..."

Recalling the way the old drunkard, Seacoat and Carlos fled, I couldn't help but look away.

You can really tell the difference between ordinary people and geniuses from a piece of beef - maybe I have discovered a very scary beef theory! !

At this moment, I was deeply shocked by my own knowledge and wisdom.