Diablo Destruction

Chapter 904 The dining table is like a battlefield

All in all, after experiencing three subtle battles, everyone gathered again in the small tent. However, due to the old drunkard's greed, lunch could only wait for a while, so everyone's stomachs started to play a symphony one after another.

"Teacher Kasha, aren't you already full? Why are you still hanging on?"

Touching his thundering belly, Seatik glared at the culprit, his teacher, with a cold gaze.

"Don't be so cold. Humans are animals who need at least three meals a day. Won't they still be hungry at night? Besides, this is the agreement between Willas and I."

Kasha shook the basket in her hand proudly.

"Woo~~!!"

An imperceptible scream came from the kitchen, followed by a "Boom!!" sound, like the sound of a cutting board being cut off.

Everyone: "..."

"Well...hehe, that's what happened anyway."

Kasha lowered her voice angrily and spoke carefully, while stuffing the basket back to avoid further irritating a docile little Styrian beast that had already fallen into a semi-violent state.

There is no way, after all, the other party is in charge of everyone's stomach.

The Gaut couple, the only ones among the crowd who were aware of their guests, sat around the same big table with everyone, shrinking slightly and feeling a lot of pressure, as if two little rabbits were accompanying the guests to more than a dozen big bad wolves. Full of caution.

Here...everyone here, except for Vilas and the others, as well as the black and white twin princesses Silus and Aikelu, and Kajiel, everyone...no, maybe I should use "everyone". The description is more appropriate. To this couple, everyone here is simply a prehistoric beast, a deep-sea octopus in its old age, or the king of the sky - five roaring dragons with a big belly.

Seattle Lake - This couple is the one they are most familiar with and have the most gnashing of teeth about. As for Carlos's identity, the two of them can quickly come up with the answer after just thinking about it for a while. Ninety percent of the time... no, it's already certain that it is. There is another legendary figure in the second world who is named after the Warcraft Seatlek, the mysterious paladin whose dragon has never seen its end! !

If the two legends of the second world sitting in front of them at the same time were not shocked, then the other...an alliance elder who can transform into a very charming ragdoll bear actually has the power to Overcoming the combined domain-level strength of these two, what is even more horrifying to hear is that such a pervert among perverts was finally picked off by another epic-level big female red dragon.

The shock of the previous wave has not subsided, and the impact of another stronger shock has struck again, making the two people feel a little dazed. The two people now look like they are walking on the waves. The discount killer who was the first to get in from the crowd, the supermarket's ace nurse, at first glance saw the eye-catching sign about the sale, and when she looked at it again, she was deeply shocked by the buy one, get ten free sign. After fully coming back to their senses, the two signs were torn down and the staff hung them up again with the words "supermarket for sale, all goods now priced at one yuan", which made them completely collapse.

This is not an ordinary lunch party. This is clearly a Shura scene where the most elite and most perverted guys in the league are dancing around with demons! ! ! !

The Gauts shouted loudly in their hearts. At this moment, they had the consciousness of ordinary adventurers, and they felt as if they were small fish and shrimps in the battlefield of the dining table where five deep sea beasts were flying with tentacles and claws. sense of insignificance.

At this moment, Vilas, Linya, Sarah...

"..."

Sorry, Princess Sanwu, uh, four girls, finally brought lunch.

The atmosphere suddenly became serious the moment they appeared, as if the five deep-sea behemoths finally realized that there was no food around and turned their ferocious gazes to each other.

"Ugh, let me explain in advance. If it's not enough, there will be a lot more in it. Don't force it randomly."

At the moment when the five people bared their teeth and bared their fangs, Willas gently held the pan to her chest, sighed, and warned everyone with a vigilance that made people feel very cute.

The moment Willas picked up the pan, the confrontation battlefield, which had been covered with dark clouds and wild sand a moment ago, was immediately filled with the dreamy atmosphere of spring. At this moment, the five deep-sea giants seemed to have turned into five giant beasts. Beasts, just don't hold hands and dance together.

"..."

At this moment, the Gauts once again understood that if you want to control a man's heart, you must first control his stomach. This saying has a very wide range of application.

Of course, there is another thing that the two of them don't know yet, that is, Veras's pan is really scary, but for someone as gentle and gentle as Veras, if she wants to hit you with a pan, you must have done something wrong. What happened, you are so filled with guilt that you can’t even think of avoiding it! !

As a result, the original food fight ended peacefully under the supervision of Vilas. Of course, Kasha was the most desolate among them. She secretly ate half-cooked food and faced a new challenge. After reluctantly stuffing the food on the table for one person with the consciousness of death, I finally hugged my swollen belly, looked at the table full of food with tears in my eyes, and fell down from the chair sadly.

So, the one who took over her place was the little ghost who woke up after a while. As soon as she appeared, Seatik, who knew that the situation had changed, immediately sped up. The chopsticks, knife and fork that kept going back and forth between the plate and his mouth, There was a vague tendency of afterimages appearing, and Carlos quickly piled Kajiel's bowl full first.

Even girls like Villas, although they still maintain the unique rhythm of girls, eat and pick up food much faster. Among them, Princess Sanwu is the most shocking, and she is worthy of her nickname of Sanwu. Even after participating in such a fierce battle for food, the Gotts never saw her small lips open once. The food was brought to her mouth, as if she was thrust into another dimension. , disappeared in a flash.

Is this... aristocratic elegance?

Then, it was the little ghost's battlefield alone.

Looking at the mess, only the dining table was full of bones and food scraps, and a little ghost was wandering in the air holding a cute round belly. The Gaut couple, who were surprised by everyone's performance and only had time to eat half full, fell into With my eyes wide open, it was the first time I had such a profound understanding of the horror of the phrase "the dining table is like a battlefield."

After experiencing the baptism of this battle, everyone has reason to believe that this couple will grow up quickly and become a new generation of restaurant overlords and hot pot generals, especially Gott. His gorilla soul gives people a very... The feeling of talent in this area.

Finally, Kasha carried her belly as if she had been pregnant for ten months and left with a small basket of food.

"So, you two... ahem, since Vilas calls you sister Lina, I will also call you sister Lina, and Mr. Gorilla. It seems that we should discuss the itinerary first."

After eating and resting for a while, I rubbed Kajie's little head, which was in my arms and refused to let go, and said to the Gaut couple next to me.

"Yes, Wu, do you have any specific plans in mind?" Karina nodded and smiled and asked.

"Huh?"

Gott was gesticulating like a confused orangutan.

"Did I hear wrongly? Lina, and everyone else is also commenting on me. I seem to have been treated extremely unequally just now? Is it my illusion? Is it really an illusion?!"

It was obvious that this orangutan definitely heard my words clearly, but he pretended to be confused in a roundabout way, hoping to arouse justice and fairness in everyone's hearts.

"My dear, it's your imagination."

As a result, Karina's words with a smile immediately made Gao Te burst into tears.

"Yes...really? It turns out that I really heard it wrong, hahaha...ahhahahahaha, I just said, Mr. Gorilla or something, at least it would be better to call him Gorilla Knight, right? You guys think so, Ah ha ha ha ha..."

Hey, Karina, your husband is crying, he is really crying, and he is begging us with pleading eyes to call him the Gorilla Knight in the future...

How to describe it? There is always a feeling that you lose if you complain.

"That... Lord Gott?" Vilas called out in confusion.

"No, please just call me the Orangutan Knight. Please, really, really. So from now on, everyone can forget about Mr. Orangutan and at least leave me the last knighthood, please."

Gott stood up with tears on his face and bent deeply at 90 degrees towards Vilas.

"..."

Forget it, this guy looks quite pitiful, so you'd better stop teasing him.

"I really don't have a specific plan. When it comes to Harrogas, I'm not very familiar with it."

Recalling the two periods of time spent in Harrogath, one of which was visiting the fox tribe and werewolf tribe on behalf of the alliance. The memories here are more about the little fox Lucia, and the faces of Anya and Nilasek. , Speaking of experience... If there are monsters in the tribal temple, I can barely act as a tour guide.

Not to mention the second memory. In order to obtain the qualifications to go to the second world and find Lena's herbal medicine as soon as possible, I rushed all the way to the throne of destruction. I didn't have time to leave a deep impression.

In the end, I taught this difficult problem to the Gauts. After all, they had stayed in Harrogath in the first world for at least five years, and they had been in Harrogath in the second world for so long. My familiarity with Harrogath is certainly beyond my comparison.

"That's it, let me think about it."

The two of them fell into deep thought for a moment, then raised their heads and looked at me.

"If it's purely for upgrading, there aren't many places to choose from."

As they spoke, the two of them touched the table with their fingers dipped in water.

"First of all, if you are looking for a simple solution, avoid long-range monsters, especially small monsters like demons and fairies. Although their health is thin, they can teleport, making them troublesome and inefficient to kill."

"In addition, considering Alice-sama's safety, monsters like the Hammer Death should also try to avoid places where there are a lot of them."

Hammer Death?

I thought about it, it should be the kind of monster that inserts its claws into the ground and extends its tentacles from inside to burrow into the ground to attack. It is indeed quite disgusting, this type of monster.

"Actually, if you want to practice your skills and reflexes, the demon goblins and the giant hammer death can be regarded as qualified opponents." Karina looked at me.

"I don't quite understand Alice. Since it was the decision of the Great Elder Akara, I think she must have a reason. But Vilas and the others...Wu, do you really plan to arm them in this way?"

If you upgrade purely by spawning monsters, no matter how talented you are, you will eventually become a mediocre adventurer. Although she has never seen Vilas and the others behind them, Karina, with her adventurer intuition, feels that these girls Their talents are not bad. It should be said that they are quite outstanding among mercenaries, even better than some job transferees. This is her dual intuition as an adventurer and a woman.

Even if he is an ordinary mercenary, if he can make it to the end and successfully break through to the pseudo-realm, he will not be any worse than a career changer. Karina cannot bear to destroy the talents of Vilas and the others.

"It doesn't matter."

I shook my head with a smile and stretched out my hand to gently rub the soft pink hair of Sarah who was sitting next to me.

"Vilas and the others... don't like fighting and killing. I just like them to have a certain ability to stay calm in times of crisis and protect themselves. As for the rest, I will do it."

"My lord, although I don't want to fight, if I fight for my lord..."

Vilas stood up and said firmly.

"fool."

I brought Vilas over and sat on my knees, tapping her index finger, and I tapped her head gently.

"Fighting for me is not limited to the battlefield. Aren't you fighting for me all the time now? Every meal is the biggest motivation for me. If you can choose to help me in the way you like, then That’s the goal I’ve worked hard to achieve now, isn’t it?”

"grown ups……"

Vilas' pretty face flushed and she lowered her head. I don't know if it was because I pulled her into my arms so affectionately in front of outsiders or something else.

"Now... I seem to be able to understand why Vilas and the others chose you."

Karina stood aside, staring blankly, then smiled softly.

"Lina, I have been working hard to let you choose to love me the way you like."

Gott's brain was spinning at high speed for a moment, and he suddenly stood up, put one foot on the chair, raised his chin with his thumb and index finger, winked at Karina, and said handsomely.

"Yes, yes, I know." Karina sighed.

"Eh...Eh? I always feel like I've been perfunctory. Don't you think I'm as handsome now as Wu was just now?"

Gott took out a mirror and looked at himself.

"..."

Although I'm happy to be praised for being handsome, I don't want your gorilla-like handsomeness...

"In that case, is there any good place to choose?"

Ignoring Gott's troubles, we continued on with the topic.

"Yeah, there really aren't many suitable places. You know, places like Harrogath, there are either cunning monsters like the giant hammer death god and demon goblins, or there are blood kings, ice crawlers or attackers. A monster like a city beast with thick skin and thick blood.”

Karina kept drawing circles on the table.

"The Bloody Hills may be a good choice. There are Baal's servants all over there. Although there are also Giant Hammer Death Gods, if you don't go deeper, the number of Giant Hammer Death Gods will not appear. Although Baal's servants are defense It’s not low, but it’s much better than monsters like the Blood King. With my flame enhancement, I should be able to easily solve it.”

"Forget it about the Frozen Plateau. It is the gathering place for giant hammers of death and demons and goblins. The Arreat Plateau is the gathering place for demons and goblins, siege beasts and slingers. They are not good choices."

"Further up... Places such as the crystal passage and the glacier path are the areas where difficult monsters such as the Blood King, Ice Crawler and Fallen King are located. Although there are also monsters such as the Styx Witch that are easier to bully, they are not as good for the Wei Dynasty. For them, the efficiency is still a little low."

Karina is worthy of being an expert on Harrogas, so all we can do is nod our heads.

"So that means the only place that is suitable is Bloody Hills?"

"Probably... uh."

Karina was a little hesitant in her words, and after a moment, she said hesitantly.

"There is another place that may be more suitable."

"oh?"

"It is a world on the Arreat Plateau that leads to the lower world of darkness. It is called the Cave of the Styx. It is just like the River of Hell in the Demon Fortress. It seems to have a very close connection with hell. There are a large number of Hades there. Although the Blood King also has some monsters such as the River Witch and the Stinking Filther, they are relatively easy to deal with, but with the Ice Armor around, I don’t think they pose much of a threat.”

"That's easy to handle. Now let's get used to it in the Bloody Hills, and then go there."

"But the environment there... How should I put it? Wu, you have also been to the River of Hell, right? It's probably like that, full of hell magma..."

"It's okay with us."

Before Karina could finish her words, Linya and the others blurted out.

"My Lord has done so much for us. If you can't stand this, then what qualifications do you have to stay by his side?"

With a gentle smile, Vilas spoke the firmest words, causing Karina to hold back what she wanted to say. She hesitated, and finally smiled and nodded.

By this time, she and Gott had finally recognized their other identity as adventurers.

"Without further delay, we don't know how things will develop over there, so the departure time will be within these few days."

Seeing that the training route had been decided, I immediately stood up and made my decision.

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