Diablo Destruction

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After making some important decision, I gently put down the little ghost in my arms, suddenly stood up with a sad face, and announced loudly.

"Lucia specially made it for me to eat alone, so I want to eat it all!!"

"Who... who would specially cook it for you?! Are you a fool? A fool, an idiot, a bad guy~~"

Lucia retorted angrily, but just by looking at her blushing face and her uncontrollably soft tone at the end, everyone already knew whose words were true and whose words were false.

All in all, I snatched up all the vegetable boxes, like a wild cat that had snatched delicious food, and hid in a far corner, carrying everyone on my back, and opened the lids one by one with tears in my eyes.

The portions of meat and vegetables are very even. Nutritional aspects are obviously taken into consideration. The size of the meat pieces and vegetables are exquisite and neat, and the shape is even. It seems that they have taken into account the size of the eater's mouth to ensure that the other person can take a bite. It's made to the point where it's easy to eat, and a lot of effort has been put into the color matching. It looks like art and is hard to swallow.

Just by taking a glance at it, you can probably imagine how much time and effort it takes to make such a dish that combines taste (judging only from the nose), nutrition and art. As long as you think of making it for yourself, it seems that You can see a figure busy in the kitchen with a happy smile and sweat on his head, and his eyes will gradually become moist.

What a good, infatuated girl, although she is a bit arrogant, even though she often gets the amount of salt wrong...

I was grateful, with tears streaming down my face, and put these foods that were like works of art into my mouth at a very fast speed.

I remember that in the original world, when the pharaohs of ancient Egypt died, they stuffed spices into their stomachs to preserve their bodies. I just don’t know if the way I am doing now, pouring salt into my stomach desperately, will have the same effect. wonderful.

No... It's probably different. It seems like doing this will only make you look like a salty fish.

"Wu, you are so boring. I also want to taste the food cooked by His Highness Tianhu."

While I was washing my face with tears and crying alone, my shoulder was suddenly slapped hard. I wiped away my tears and turned around. Gott's silly face appeared in my sight with a look of envy, jealousy and hatred.

"You can't have this kind of good thing all to yourself. I want to have a taste of it too."

As he spoke, Gott pinched a piece of meat on it with lightning speed, smiled proudly at me, and then threw it into his mouth like peanuts.

From the beginning to the end, I maintained a cold-looking attitude. Not to mention that Gott was so fast that I had no time to stop him. Even if I had time, I would not stop him.

Then, chew...

"Well?"

The snorting sound coming from Gott's nose was like pouring a whole bottle of chili sauce in one breath. His face gradually turned red, and he looked like he was enduring pain. His lips were trembling violently, and he was about to spit it out. look.

Don't spit it out! !

I stopped him with my eyes.

Swallow it, even if you die, you must swallow it for me! !

In this way, I used my eyes to send a message. I picked up the vegetable box that still contained a small portion of the vegetables. In Gao Te's surprised eyes, I scooped them all into my mouth. My eyes were dull, and my whole face was about to wrinkle into the word "salt". But even so, I swallowed it bit by bit.

Tears welled up in the corners of his eyes, and he seemed to be inspired by my act of being more of a martyr than a martyr. Gott finally swallowed it in one gulp, patted me on the shoulder, and showed admiration of "It's really not easy for you", and then said "Whoosh" He rushed out towards the cave entrance, probably to eat the snow.

After Gott left, I turned around and continued to fight with the half-remaining vegetable box.

"Gorilla... ahem, Senior Gott is right. How can you, Boss Fan, enjoy such a good thing all to yourself? We also need to eat the dry food made by Sister Lucia."

Suddenly three figures appeared in front of me. The tall, towering, straight figures were like martyrs who voluntarily stayed and had their tails docked, full of the spirit of looking forward to death.

"Old Ma, you guys..."

My vision suddenly blurred. These guys, bastards, are really good sometimes...

"Boss Fan, how can we leave you alone?" Malagbi secretly gave me a thumbs up.

"No way, who made her our eldest sister Lucia?"

Cook smiled calmly and shrugged as if he really had nothing to do with her.

"Take care of Lena for me." Bai Lang was as concise as ever.

After finishing a whole box of vegetables, the three of them ran towards the cave entrance.

Hey, remember to leave some snow to quench my thirst, if you can survive to the end.

I was a little worried in my heart. Will these four people sweep away all the snow in the Harrogas Mountains? If so, wouldn't I be killed by salt later?

"What, you idiots, are you dissatisfied with my craftsmanship?"

Seeing the appearance of Gott and Malagbi, Lucia finally couldn't help but stand up and came to me with an angry face.

"Does the food I cook really make you so miserable?"

As she spoke, she quickly picked up a piece of fried meatball with her little hands and put it into her mouth with a slurp.

Chew, chew, chew...

I kept a dull expression, as if the world was about to end.

With a grunt, the little fox swallowed it.

"Um……"

He let out an unexpectedly calm groan, as if he was reminiscing about the smell just now, and began to think deeply.

"Well, it's a bit salty, but otherwise there's nothing wrong with it."

A little more? No problem?

If there was an ice pick on the wall, I really wanted to hit it head on.

The taste of this little sky fox is exactly what I expected. It is slightly different from ordinary people. I said that as a producer, it is impossible for her not to taste her own craftsmanship. How could she not discover it until now? What's the problem?

Wait, if she doesn't notice it herself and thinks it's just a bit salty, does this mean that I will continue this tragedy in the future?

No, wuwu~~

At this moment, I deeply and deeply felt the love of the little fox, just like the deep love with the salt concentration of these dishes.

Could it be said that this is the characteristic of Tianhu?

I suddenly remembered what the elder Mamajia of the fox tribe once said - even though the sky foxes are naturally charming, they are actually more in love and infatuated than anyone else, but as if they were cursed, the love of the sky foxes in the past generations has always been It ended in tragedy.

I wonder if this tragedy also involves Tianhu’s unique taste, and could the food made under the guidance of this taste... maybe Tianhu’s lover was salted to death?

It's possible. Bewitched by the pure and charming Tianhu charm, even if you are salted to death, you can't say a word "no" or "salty". There is a theory that such a guy will be salted to death. , and the possibility is not small.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sweat.

With the help of three people from Malagby (Gault only ate one piece, purely for soy sauce), I managed to eliminate the poisons while ensuring survival, and then found an ice cube outside that was as tall as a person. , I ate half of it in one breath. If my stomach hadn’t been so full, I would have eaten the remaining half.

"Nightmare~~~"

When I staggered back, I hugged my belly that was stretched out by ice cubes and pickles, and slumped next to the little ghost. This little saint seemed to have smelled something in her dream, and her cute little nose shrugged. , before I could lie down completely, the whole thing came over me.

As if to punish me for leaving her alone just now, she used the most cruel cross-clavicle technique. It was obviously her slender and weak limbs, and it was obviously the gentle strength of a girl holding a pillow, but it magically fixed my whole body, no matter how I moved. Every bone will cause pain all over the body. It's terrible. It's really terrible. Where did this little saint learn such terrible jujitsu?

After everything happened last night, she kissed her lips with peace of mind, leaned her sleepy face on her chest, and moaned softly, as if she had dreamed of something delicious again, and her saliva started to flow. Tears flowed from the corners of his mouth.

This little glutton.

I gently massaged ***'s soft moon-colored hair. When my stomach grumbled severely, my brain wisely chose to escape the pain. I closed my eyes and fell asleep next to the little ghost.

In the dream, I dreamed of my grandma with a kind smile on her face, sitting in a bright flower field, waving her hand to greet me with her long-lost kind voice that made people burst into tears...

It was so dangerous, I almost thought I was going to die! !

The moment I crossed the line between life and death, I woke up suddenly and broke into a cold sweat.

**** eyes, the bonfire opposite is still emitting a bright yellow light, accompanied by crackling sounds, creating an extra sense of tranquility, and all the noise before going to bed has disappeared.

Just when I wanted to move my body, I found that the little ghost was still holding me tightly with her sharp cross collarbone, unable to move at all. She maintained the same appearance as before falling asleep, with her face pressed into her arms and her chest already wet with saliva.

The two of us were covered with a thick blanket. It was probably Vilas or someone who covered us with it when we were sleeping. Thank you so much. In a ghost place like Harrogas, even adventurers like this You can catch a cold while sleeping.

"Little ghost, wake up."

I moved my chin with difficulty and breathed softly into her ear.

"Uh-huh~~~"

Obviously, the sleeping lady in front of her is not so easy to wake up, although it is actually very simple to wake her up. For example, if Gott comes over, she will wake up naturally as soon as she is close to her warning range.

However, I can't bear to disturb the little saints' dreams in this way. Perhaps, as others have said, I seem to pamper them a little too much.

No way, who makes these girls irreplaceable and beloved?

With a slight sigh, I chose another method - gently tapping my chin, placing my lips gently on the smooth forehead, and kissed him.

"Uh-huh?"

As if she had discovered something delicious, she let out a sigh in her sleep. Then, the little saint gently changed her sleeping position, raised her head, and like a baby bird, she greeted her round and sweet cherry lips. He was so fast asleep, but he could easily find my lips and press them against hers.

This dream magic skill is really... amazing.

I sighed secretly in my heart, gratefully enjoying the service delivered to my door, tasting the soft and fragrant lips and sweet saliva, and kissed the little saint who was sleeping to death hard.

After she moved her body slightly, the Cross Bone Retraction Technique was automatically unlocked. I easily pulled away from the entanglement of her limbs and patted my face.

"Little ghost, if you want to sleep, go back to the necklace and sleep."

"Wu Gu~~~"

As if she was complaining that I had taken away her "pillow", her little arms and legs, which could perform the terrifying cross-clavicle technique, waved a few times in the empty air unwillingly, making sure that the most comfortable pillow had left her, and After she couldn't come back, she let out a scream in her sleep, trembling her eyelashes as if she was asleep, yawning in confusion, and slipped into the necklace with a piercing sound.

Oops, I'm really sorry for disturbing your sleep, but I can't lie still like this forever. With this comfortable pillow (ahem, I'm a bit boastful), I can guarantee that if I don't If woken up, this little saint can definitely sleep for three days and three nights.

I moved my numb body and touched my stomach. It was still a little bloated. Fortunately, it seemed that most of it had been digested. I really admire my stomach. It can even digest such terrifying things. Adventurers are all Xiaoqiang?

In short, I don’t want to see the little fox’s food box again in the future. This is even scarier than Princess Sanwu’s novelty dishes. Although Princess Sanwu will often study some weird dishes, based on my long-term experience, I can tell that there are probably There is a one-third chance that something that looks scary will be surprisingly delicious. This probability seems to have a lot to do with her mood at the time. Anyway, it is absolutely impossible for Princess Wukou to do it when she is in a bad mood. It's guaranteed to produce delicious food.

Woo~~ I'm thirsty. Let's go outside and take a few bites of ice. Although in this weather, it would be more comfortable to heat the water on the campfire before drinking it, but my thirsty throat seems to be unable to wait and is eager to eat. Order something cold and refreshing to relieve your pain. Is it really the "remaining poison" that has not gone away?

He moved quickly to remove the stone that blocked the entrance of the cave, and a gust of cold wind suddenly rushed in.

When I went, it turned out that it was already dark.

When I removed the stone and took a look, I suddenly realized that I had slept all afternoon. This was not like my usual smart, alert, mobile and passionate self. Could it be that I was infected by the sleepiness of the little ghost? Or was it because the little fox's hellish cuisine was so powerful that it made him wander in the flower field for a long time, unable to escape?

No wonder the hall was quiet and there was no one left.

The ice on the Harrogas Mountain is just like the mud on the Rogge Grassland. It is everywhere. I randomly found a piece of moderate size, hugged it and gnawed it, walked back, and blocked the entrance of the cave with stones again.

"Hey, Boss Fan, you finally woke up."

What came over was Malagbi. It seemed that just when the stone was removed, the sudden influx of cold wind alarmed the people inside, so they came out to take a look.

"Lao Ma, what time is it now?"

I asked as I gnawed on the ice, using the stars and the moon to tell the time of night, which is usually not possible in Harrogas.

"If we're at the camp, it's probably just the time when the sun goes down and everyone has just dispersed."

Malagby smiled slightly and told me not to worry. It seemed that this sleep did not last as long as I had just expected. I could only blame the night on Harrogas coming too quickly.

"Yeah, thanks to Boss Fan and Boss Gott, they dug so many holes. With the four of us, it's more than enough for each of us to live in one."

"Oh, really?" I responded casually and looked around. Sure enough, there were four more places with lights shining through.

"What a pity. If it weren't for Sister Lina, I would have been talking to Boss Gott all night tonight."

As if he had a strangely strong desire to join the Animal Force, Malagby sighed regretfully.

You four guys just go fuck me.

I rolled my eyes secretly in my heart, and I was about to return to the room belonging to myself, Vilas and the others, when suddenly, Malagbi pulled my cloak.

"Sister Lucia is in that room, Boss Fan, hehe~~~~~"

As she said this, Mom let out a series of dirty laughs, and her expression became extremely lewd, full of a disgusting "you know it" attitude.

"Ahem, Lao Ma, what are you thinking about? The little fox and I have a pure relationship."

I glanced at the place Malagby was pointing at from the corner of my eye. Was it my imagination? When he said this, it seemed that he could vaguely smell the unique fragrance belonging to the little fox from the ambiguous dark yellow light.

"Tch, stop pretending in front of me. Do you really think that I am a member of Team Lucia for nothing and don't know anything?"

Malagby gave him a look of disdain, followed by a sickening laugh.

"Anyway, that's what I said. Whether you go or not is up to you, Boss Fan."

Walking back to his room with a lewd smile on his face, he suddenly turned around and added.

"Boss Fan, hurry up and tame Sister Lucia. I found that after she got along with you, her temper became much better, and she would occasionally act silly. It's so interesting, except for her cooking skills, of course."

At the end of the day, when the scary thing was mentioned, Malagby and I couldn't help but shudder. He looked at me with a depressed look, as if to say that while I had made the little fox's temper docile, he also couldn't help but shudder. It brought out another demonic attribute in her, and she didn't know whether she should be grateful or resentful.

Hey, hey, don't misunderstand anything without permission, you bastard, you said I'm not that kind of person! !

Watching Malagbi disappear into the room, I looked at Lucia's room again.

But, ahem, that...yes, that's it. Aren't the Alliance and the Vulperans in an alliance? Occasionally, we should contact each other to deepen our cooperation. I am now representing the elders of the alliance and the Holy Lady of the Sky Fox of the fox tribe, and I am conducting a formal and friendly visit. It is definitely not a personal visit, that's all.

After finding such a good reason, I turned a big corner with peace of mind and strode towards the little fox's door...