Diablo Destruction
Chapter 937: Mouth caused by a misunderstanding
well?
By the way, what am I doing here, Little Fox?
Aren't we going to do something... No, ahem, aren't we going to have a friendly meeting for the bright future of the Alliance and the Vulpera tribe? Why does it seem like nothing has been done and things have just settled.
Holding a lot of letters in my arms, I was driven out of the room in a daze. I heard the tent behind me being pulled up with a hurried "swish", and I scratched my head. Something was wrong.
At least... at least a farewell kiss. This little fox is really not inferior to Willas when it comes to shyness.
I shook my head and glanced at the piles of envelopes in my arms, and I couldn't help but smile.
Although it feels like giving up halfway, this time... it was not wasted. If Malagby hadn't suddenly appeared, if he hadn't gone to the little fox's room, wouldn't these envelopes full of her affection have been buried forever? Under the sea, never see the light of day?
This profound affection creates a heavy feeling in my arms, just like holding a little fox in my arms. It makes me feel more fulfilled and happy than holding an artifact.
Ignore it, let’s start watching from tonight.
After making this decision, I immediately became troubled. If I were to start from the beginning, trying to find the first letter among hundreds of letters, that... seems to be quite difficult.
Oops, this little fox really caused a lot of trouble.
I shook my head, but still smiled from ear to ear. This is the so-called troubles of happiness.
After putting the letter away, he returned to the room and heard Vilas's exclamation.
"Is there anything surprising?"
I looked at the surprised expressions of Vilas, Sarah, Linya, and even Princess Sanwu with puzzled expressions. Although they could not express their surprised expressions, they also dropped the cups in their hands to show their shock.
"That...well, I thought you were going to stay at Lady Lucia's place...there...that...by the way, you're going to stay there for a long time, haha, ahaha~~~~"
Vilas replied hurriedly like a frightened puppy.
"..."
So ambiguous! What an ambiguous tone! ! Why hesitate so long after "there"? What are you thinking about? What do you think I'm going to do at Little Fox's place? I am a very serious person, and my neighbor's aunt has often praised me as a good, serious child since I was three years old. This is a fact proven by history.
I glanced at a few girls with an annoyed look. They all laughed and avoided my eyes with rosy cheeks. It seemed that they had a lot of wild thoughts just now. Even the simple and gentle Willas and the innocent Sarah , have your thoughts become evil? It's so sad, so sad.
But before that, there is one thing that must be clarified.
"How...how did you know that I went to Lucia's room?"
"Wow!!"
Except for Princess Sanwu, who was still expressionless, all the girls screamed as if they had been hit in a fatal spot, and their cheeks turned even redder, especially Vilas, who covered her cheeks that were about to smoke, and her eyes They are all spinning in circles, so cute.
Ah, no, I misunderstood Princess Sanwu. Although she couldn't show it on her face, she once again slipped the cup she had just picked up from her hand.
Very good, little Jasmine, I know you are shocked, so please, please stop torturing that poor cup, let it go, let it lie there quietly for the rest of its years, I am begging you on behalf of the cup. Okay? That's right...ah! asshole! ! You even stepped on it! ! That's my cup! By the way, what on earth did you want to do with my cup, you bastard! !
Seeing the cup that had been with me for many years, making a squeaking cry of unknown life and death, I wiped away my tears with sadness, and turned my unyielding questioning eyes to the girls again - Brother Cup, just watch. , I won’t let your sacrifice be in vain.
"That...that...by the way, we heard Lucia's scream, so we guessed it. We definitely didn't eavesdrop on purpose, Brother Wu."
Linya, the calmest and most witty person among them, had a flash of inspiration, clasped her hands together, and instantly showed an honest smile that was no less than that of a profiteer.
"Okay, I'll just accept this."
After thinking about it for a while, I said slowly, indeed, when she just walked into the little fox's room, she did scream in surprise. The sound was heard by everyone present. It was indeed an impeccable explanation.
"But why can you guess that I went to Lucia's place just by her scream? What were you thinking at that time.
"Woo!!" Linya suddenly choked.
"Because...because you have a criminal record."
Seeing that Linya couldn't hold on any longer, Vilas quickly stood in front of her with a shield and looked at me angrily.
"Tia told me that she would stare at her lustfully as soon as we met, right? She also made a promise to "entrust her body to her". I can't trust such an adult!!"
"..."
My little Horadric princess, how many abyss do you have to push me into before you are willing to accept it?
"That...that was a misunderstanding. You should know that I am not that kind of person. That's it, Sarah."
I turned my attention for help to the person who usually supports me the most - little angel Sarah, hoping that she could once again exude the firm trust that makes me feel like I am bathed in holy light.
"Big brother, of course...of course he's not that kind of person."
Amid my tearful ums and nods, Sarah did speak for me.
"It's just... I just occasionally show a lustful expression when I meet a beautiful woman like Tia. My usual big brother is not like that."
Then, Sarah added firmly.
"..."
So...Sarah didn't refute that I was a pervert, right?
"Look, even sister Sarah said this."
Seeing me kneeling on the ground in the otz position, Vilas and Linya laughed and covered their mouths, while Sarah looked apologetic and unbearable, but they all made a move at the same time - patted their chests in relief, and relaxed. Take a breath.
Although I didn't overhear anything, I did have the idea of eavesdropping and took action at that time, but there was no gain. How could the adults (Brother Wu, Big Brother) know about this kind of thing? Of course... of course, we eavesdropped just to protect Lucia. But for this reason, adults (Brother Wu, Big Brother) cannot be trusted, and they might do something strange, so eavesdropping is In order to save Lucia from the clutches of the devil in time, that's it.
The three girls silently found such reasons for themselves, and then they felt at ease.
As for Princess Sanwu, God knows what she is thinking. Of course, the only thing that is certain is that with her character, there is no need for any reason to eavesdrop.
"Okay, I give up. I won't ask any more questions."
After realizing that I was in a heroic situation of 1vs4, I gave up the defeat very happily. If the four girls deliberately joined forces, even Beryl might not be able to get anything out of their mouths.
"I want to sleep alone tonight, no one should disturb me."
Angrily, I rolled up the quilt and moved it to a corner. I got in alone and entered the retreat mode.
In fact, the reason for doing this is to sort out the little fox's letters all night long. Just sorting them out and sorting them out will probably take several nights. I have already made this realization.
"Really nothing...what to do?"
Probably because I, a person who "shows lustful expressions when seeing beautiful women", actually did such a tragic thing as leaving four beautiful wives aside and choosing to sleep alone, four girls I couldn't help but look at each other, and was frightened by my determination.
"No, I said no, no. I, on behalf of the alliance, went to have a friendly meeting with the representatives of the fox people. Forget it, forget it if you don't believe it. Anyway, I am the kind of man who is obsessed with sex, ah, It’s so sad to live a life where I don’t even trust my beloved wife. I’m going to give up on myself and be a real lustful man from now on.”
Muttering angrily, my body wrapped in quilt turned over heavily, facing the four girls with my back. I began to take out the letters one by one and sort them out one by one.
"I know."
It wasn’t the four Willas, nor me, nor anyone else, but the little ghost who suddenly appeared from my necklace when I woke up.
"what do you know?"
I was frightened and my voice was a little weak.
"I know everything about what Xiaofan and that naughty fox did."
The little ghost, with his hands on his hips and extremely high-spirited, was floating in the sky above his head and said to me with a condescending gaze.
"That's best. Explain it to Vilas and the others. I didn't do anything."
I was shocked, but then I thought about it, the little fox and I did not do anything shameful. Even if the little ghost said it, we are not afraid. The worst thing is that these letters will be exposed.
"Is it really okay to say it?"
The little ghost looked at me with troubled eyes, as if I was doing this for your own good, so I'd better think about it again.
"Ah, tell me, you haven't done anything shameful, so I'm not afraid."
I was so angry. Do you want Vilas to misunderstand us by putting on this expression? It really shouldn’t be underestimated. This little ghost is worthy of being the lifelong rival of Wu Fan, the emperor of my criticism. But as the saying goes, I won’t do anything bad in my life, and I won’t be surprised if I knock on the door in the middle of the night. Now I am fearless.
However, I still underestimated the horror of the little ghost. The so-called fearlessness can also be translated as the fearlessness of the ignorant.
Just as I was nestling in bed, trying my best to climb up and fight for Emperor Ding's throne, the sound of five girls gathering together came over.
"Alice, tell us, what happened at that time? Why did Lucia scream? Why was there no movement behind her?"
Like a detective at a murder scene, Linya asked questions from sharp angles.
None of the girls originally liked gossip, but the gossip about me seemed to set their souls on fire somewhere.
"Ahem, don't worry, just listen to me slowly."
The storyteller coughed a few times, took out a broken diamond, wiped it on the priest's robe, then threw it into his mouth, chewed it in a few mouthfuls and swallowed it - now a broken diamond, For this little saint, it is really just an appetizer.
"I was also awakened by the scream of that naughty fox, and then I heard..."
At this point, it was a classic suspense-style suspense. After several girls stretched their necks, the little saint nodded with satisfaction and continued.
"Guess what was the first thing I heard when I woke up? As soon as I opened my eyes, the voice of that naughty fox came over."
"[Ah, no~~~] moaned like this."
The little ghost said like this after imitating the tone of the little fox, and actually imitating it to the point of being charming and charming for 45 minutes.
"Huh……"
"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"
After a brief moment of shock, there was a chorus of exclamations. Sleeping in the corner, I pricked up my ears and eavesdropped while sorting the envelopes, and bumped my head against the pillow.
Calm down... You must be calm at this time. If you become angry, you will fall into this little ghost's trick. I took deep breaths again and again and finally suppressed the urge to lift the table.
The only thing that made me relieved was that the little ghost definitely didn't wake up at that time, otherwise no matter how exaggerated the nonsense was, it wouldn't be so outrageous.
Although the conversation with the little fox is not a secret, I still don’t want a third person to hear it, even the little ghost. That kind of conversation... is so embarrassing, both for me and the little fox. It's all the same. At that time, I was emotional, showed my true feelings, and said some rather outrageous things that I wouldn't normally say.
Just when I felt a little relieved about this, the voice over there came back to me.
"What then, Alice, what then?!!"
From a long distance away, you can feel the burning heat of these girls, followed by sharp and dazzling eyes, as if to say: Look, we guessed it right, you are really that kind of girl. A lustful man.
"Here...it doesn't work here..." The little ghost tried her best to imitate the little fox's voice and began her career of talking nonsense.
"Gulu~~"
The four girls clenched their fists and swallowed involuntarily. If they turned around, they would probably be able to see that their expressions and behaviors were not much inferior to the little ghost's vivid and wonderful imitation.
"No, bad guy, there are people next door...there are people next door, so...so, you can do whatever you want after you go back, but not here...ok?"
"Wow~~"
As if they were simulating some embarrassing scene in their mind, the three pretty faces with red faces exclaimed unconsciously.
Only Princess Sanwu, at this level, Huhu, to her is just playing house, drinking tea calmly.
Don't drink tea from my cup, you idiot! !
"Ah~~ah~~~, there... no, no, no... ah, yes~~~~"
"..."
Huh?
Why... why is my vision blurred? This flood of tears... What did I do wrong in my previous life to meet such a strong saint?
"No, no~~~You can't lick there...you bad guy, pervert, pervert, fool, mortal, idiot, cloaked man, tragedy emperor, arithmetic idiot..."
"It's completely off topic, you bastard!!"
The coffee table in my heart was finally overturned. I jumped out and hugged this talkative little ghost tightly in my arms. I rubbed her face that felt so good with both hands.
"It turns out...it turned out to be a lie, and Alice is real, haha, ahaha~~~"
Seeing the little ghost lowering his head to admit his mistake, Vilas finally seemed to realize that he had been deceived. Together with Linya Sara, the blush on her face had not faded at all, and she let out a troubled and embarrassed laugh.
"You can tell from the beginning, am I that kind of person?"
After glaring at them, I continued to rub the little ghost's face. No, it seemed to be addicted and I couldn't stop. It was because the little fox couldn't get enough softness from her furry fox ears. Does elastic feel energy?
"Huh? What is this?"
After finally struggling to get out of my clutches, the little ghost seemed to have discovered something. He floated lightly to the corner where I was hiding, picked up a letter from it, and looked at it curiously.
"Oh, here are the letters Lucia has written me over the years."
There was nothing to hide, so I explained casually.
"Huh? How come I haven't seen that naughty fox write you a letter?"
The little ghost who had been by my side for the longest time let out a surprised sigh.
"Because, that clumsy fox has always been embarrassed to send it out. I didn't know until now that I just received it. All of it over the years is here."
"Even if it's all these years, it's too much."
Willas and the others were also attracted, looking at the envelopes scattered on the bed like snowflakes. The astonishing number could not help but reveal complex looks filled with wonder, admiration, envy, etc.
"Sister Lucia, you really can't be underestimated."
Looking at each other, Linya smiled softly, her calm and wise eyes, as bright as sky blue gems, inexplicably ignited as if they had met a powerful enemy.
"Yeah, I didn't expect it to be so..."
Vilas and Sarah also smiled softly, but was it my imagination? How come there seems to be a strange force field that combines the auras of several girls and turns them into a blazing Shura battlefield? He obviously smiles so gently, right? It must be my misunderstanding, an misunderstanding! !
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