Diablo Destruction

Chapter 939 Cook’s tragic declaration

"Is this your training method?"

After breakfast, the team that equipped their weapons and staffs and began to go out for formal training added four people. Needless to say, these four people were Lucia's team.

The four of them were very curious as to how several young mages in their thirties managed to survive in Harogas. Although the general reason was already clear to them after seeing the professions of Karina and Gott, but After all, I haven’t seen it before, so it’s good to open your eyes. Adventurers don’t have anything but a lot of time.

So, in the Cave of the Styx, after seeing the training methods of the five girls, the doubts in the little fox's heart suppressed the shyness, and took the initiative to strike up a conversation with me. As if to show the inner strength, the little fox trailed off. Tall and long.

"Any comments?"

Just after he returned from the ambush of the Blood King and joined the crowd to watch the battle, the little fox's voice came over and he shrugged his shoulders and responded.

"What's your opinion? Is this kind of experience really feasible?"

As if remembering what happened last night, the little fox blushed, but did not avoid my gaze again. Instead, it glared over fiercely, swinging its tail back and forth at high speed, making people unable to help but want to reach out and catch it. The urge to live, could it be that...this fox tail has such ferocious abilities as a cat teaser?

"Well, although I know what you want to say, there are various reasons. The little ghost did this with the support of Akela. As for Vilas and the others, I don't have any requirements for them. Gao, I don’t plan to let them go into dangerous places in the future, so this is fine.”

"Woo~~~~~~~~"

Choked and speechless by these words, the little fox could only stare at me with hateful eyes. That unwilling look seemed to say: What about me? Could it be that you don’t care at all when Tianhu sets foot in a dangerous place?

"..."

No, even if I wanted to take care of it, you wouldn't listen.

I returned such an innocent look.

I have almost figured out the character of this little fox. She has a strong sense of responsibility. If this were not the case, maybe I would have suggested that she give up the Lucia team. But no, she still has her own team behind her, as well as the entire There is no way the fox tribe can be like Vilas and the others.

Just like... just like Artoria. Of course, my relationship with the little fox is not comparable to Artoria. Although I have always resisted the idea of ​​political marriage, it does not mean that There is such a deep love between a man and a woman between us. I think my relationship with Artoria is more of a friendship based on mutual understanding.

To describe it as a bit of a joke - after all, the resonance caused by our two troublesome physiques is not a joke.

"snort!!"

The little fox turned away angrily and refused to look at me again. Women are such strange animals. Even though they know this, they still can't help but vent their temper on you. Of course, if it's just a slight degree, we It can be understood as coquettishness. For example, the way the little fox looks now, tut tut, huffing and puffing is so cute.

"drink--!!"

With the little ghost's scream, the last Styx temptress fell down with flames on her body, and finally turned into a pile of black ashes. The five girls ended the fight and walked over.

"I want to practice arc throwing recently."

The little ghost threw the gold brick board in his hand and said boldly.

"The name is called Spinning Curved Ball."

I immediately took up the topic, and at the same time I was very impressed with myself for being able to name the little ghost's whim in 0.1 seconds.

"Wow, I don't want it, I don't want to be named after the idiot Xiaofan, retreat, retreat!!"

As if he had encountered something unclean and was expelled, the little ghost grabbed a handful of gold coins and threw them at me.

Hey hey, do you think I'm an evil ghost?

"So, how about a tiger shot?"

I immediately thought of a more awesome name.

"I always feel like the name above doesn't match up at all. Is it because some two nerves in Xiaofan's mind are mismatched?"

The little ghost blinked her troubled silver eyes and started her sharp remarks.

"No, no, no, this is the normal him."

Is it because of resentment towards me? is that so? The little fox actually put aside the important setting of watching the natural enemy in fate, and joined the little ghost in complaining about me. The resentment of a woman is really terrible.

"Boss Fan!!"

With miserable cries like Dou'e's, Malagby and Cook suddenly rushed forward, holding my legs from left to right while crying, and at the same time smeared all the tears, nose, and other things on me with ulterior motives. pants.

I kick!

"Please, please help us change the names of our moves."

The two bastards who were kicked out looked like bastards who had succumbed to the evil forces. They nodded and bowed and came back together, looking at me eagerly.

"Move name? What move name?"

"Asshole, have you forgotten? It's Tianma Gobi Fist!!"

"And my blue and white striped underwear!! Change it too, you bastard who changed it for me!!"

The two people were shouting loudly and seemed to be going berserk.

Oh, I remembered.

"What? I thought about it all day and night. Do you have any dissatisfaction?"

"One day and one night your sister!! It was obviously the name we decided on in less than three seconds after we lost!!"

"..."

Come on, these two useless guys are just trying to memorize some insignificant things.

"Okay, then I'll ask you to change your name."

Knowing that I was wrong, I could only reluctantly make such a decision. Really, what two good names, guys with no taste.

"That...that's fine."

Malagby and Cook looked at each other and exchanged eyes for a while. After coming to the conclusion that "no matter what name they choose, it will be better than now", they answered hesitantly.

"Lao Ma, Cook, you really decided to do this."

As the captain, Lucia felt that she had an obligation to think about the two team members and remind them that what they were facing now was a guy with unlimited taste. In some ways, he was even more terrifying than the Three Demon Gods. Don't I hope I can measure it with normal people’s thoughts.

"Sister Lucia, what are you talking about? What other name is better than..."

Cook laughed and was about to express his thoughts, but before he could finish his words, he noticed a strange atmosphere.

This wonderful atmosphere is emitted by his captain Lucia, as well as girls such as Vilas, Sarah, Linya, and Little Ghost. At a glance, it seems that they are all the ones who know the most about the name of the new move. people.

They unanimously used a look of pity that even God could not save, creating this wonderful atmosphere. At the center of the atmosphere, it was he and Malagby.

Cook's face turned pale.

If what Lucia had just said, it might have been a prank to confuse their thoughts, but Cook knew the three girls, Vilas, Sarah, and Linya relatively well, and they definitely did not play tricks on him. reason.

"Boss Fan, I withdraw my decision just now. This name will be better as it is now."

In this wonderful atmosphere, Cook's eyes were as sharp as a tiger, and he shed hot tears.

"Eh? Why? I finally thought of a better move name, and I was about to..."

"No, this will do, this will do, I'm satisfied, really." Cook begged.

"What do you mean when I say this? Are you kidding me? You asked me to think of a better move name, but when I finally thought of it, I went back on my word. Do you think this is funny? At least, at least it's not fun. Listen to me announce the new move name first and then decide, maybe... no, I can guarantee that you will definitely like the new move name."

"No, it's really not necessary."

Cook's adventurer's sixth sense suddenly issued the strongest warning ever. He suddenly felt that if the other party announced the name of the new move, his future life might be over.

In order to retain the last trace of dignity, Cook made a difficult decision.

"No matter how nice the new move name is that Boss Fan comes up with, I won't accept it, so no need. In fact, I have a secret, a secret that I don't want everyone to know. In order to protect this secret, I impulsively made Boss Fan Rename this stupid thing.”

As if he was about to announce something shocking in front of the world, Cook took a deep breath, slowed down his facial expression, and gently closed his eyes. A stream of clear tears rolled down his eyes as he closed them.

Suddenly, he opened his eyes wide and announced loudly in a voice that could be heard throughout the Styx Cave.

"Actually!! I'm Cook!! My favorite thing is blue and white striped underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Blue and white striped underwear…striped underwear…underwear…underwear…

Cook's voice had already fallen, but the echoes continued for a long time.

we are all shocked.

"That's it. Sorry, Cook, I misunderstood you."

Wiping away my tears, I kept patting Cook on the shoulder. I never expected that people with lofty ideals could be found here in the Dark Continent.

"It's okay, Boss Fan. It was me who hid my secret. It was my fault." Cook burst into tears.

"No, no, no, it's my fault that I didn't see that you had this kind of hobby at first. As a homebody...ahem, I'm very sorry to make things difficult for you. As a supplement, I have these blue and white striped underwear that I treasure. Take it."

Putting a brand new pair of blue and white striped underwear into Cook's hand, he entrusted it solemnly, feeling a little aching in his heart.

These underwear were made by the tailor shop owner who I finally got rid of Lu Gaoyin. After all, the Dark Continent is far from having the same advanced textile technology as the original world. It is not easy to make a pair of blue and white striped underwear like this.

"Thank you, Boss Fan, for your gift." Cook washed his face with tears.

"That... I don't need it anymore. I like my current name very much. It's all about boxing. It's my favorite."

Malagubi, who sensed the dangerous atmosphere from Cook's actions, unexpectedly became alert. He waved his fist in a mighty manner, made a trajectory of the Pegasus constellation, and then expressed his sincerity. look.

"That's it."

Seeing that Malagbi seemed to really like it, I sighed with regret. Damn it, I finally got the inspiration and was about to quit.

After the farce caused by the little ghost's whim, the experience continued.

One morning passed, first Sarah reached level 36, and a few hours later, Vilas also got her wish and was shrouded in golden light.

Seeing this scene, I nodded happily.

"Bad guy, we're leaving."

At this time, Lucia suddenly said goodbye.

"Hey, are you leaving now?"

I exclaimed. I thought she was going to spend today, enjoy a lively dinner, stay one night, and leave tomorrow. I didn't expect the parting to come so suddenly.

"If you don't leave now, you will become less and less willing to leave..."

He shook his head, showing a lonely look, and suddenly changed to a fierce look, his face became rosy, he crossed his hands and glared at me charmingly.

"Don't get me wrong, I just say this because I like Willas's craftsmanship."

"Yes, yes, I understand."

I have long been immune to the arrogance of this little fox. After the automatic translation function in my heart translated it into "Dear, I really want to be with you", I nodded my head hummingly.

"Just one is fine, ugh~~~, I always feel that there is something unpleasant in it."

From the attitude shown after completing the translation in his mind, the little fox who sensitively sensed something showed a troubled look.

"Don't worry, Boss Fan. It won't be long before we meet again."

In the sad atmosphere of the couple's separation, Malagby, who was ignorant of current affairs, came over.

"It's less than three months away. Sister Lucia has decided to participate in God's birthday, so we can see her again then."

"Bai...idiot, who decided that kind of thing?!!"

When he heard the big news from Malagby, the little fox didn't know whether he was ashamed or angry, his pretty face turned red and he retorted.

"I didn't say it, why did you say it to me?" I defended myself, who could have been shot while lying down.

Hearing this, the little fox with an even more rosy face turned his murderous eyes towards the real owner - Malagby.

"Eh-Eh? Sister Lucia, weren't you very sure last time? When you were in the fox tribe, the elder Mamaga said that he would send representatives to attend this God's birthday. Weren't you impatient at the beginning? The first one to jump out..."

"Heavenly Punishment!!!!!!!!!"

Before Malagby could finish his words, the little fox gave him a shout and a flying kick, destroying his testimony and leaving him dead without any evidence.

"This...this kind of thing hasn't been decided yet, so do you understand? You, a big bad guy, must be very proud of yourself. This Tianhu has not decided yet. Rather than saying this, it's because you, a fool, always show up. On God's birthday, it turned a good day into a mess, which made this Tianhu hesitate to attend or not."

"..."

Well, I really didn’t say anything. Why are you always pointing the gun at me? What did I do wrong?

"So... So it means that I will only refuse to participate in God's Birthday because of you. Absolutely... But I will never participate because of people like you. It's not just to meet... ah ah, in short, give me less Just be proud there, that’s what it means, you bad guy, do you hear that clearly?”

"Okay, what you mean is that even if you attend God's Birthday, it's not because of me. That's what you mean. I understand."

Looking at the little fox who was stammering and explaining to me while her face was getting redder and redder, I was worried about whether her head could withstand such a high temperature and that it would not burn out. I could only nod my head desperately.

"snort!!"

I snorted heavily. It was clear that my explanation was perfect and matched her explanation, but for some reason, she was still very unhappy. She turned her head away as if I had done something wrong and refused to take any notice. I.

"Then let's go, Boss Fan. See you on God's birthday."

The figure of Lucia's team gradually became smaller, but from a distance, Malagbi's enthusiastic voice still came over.

"Thank you, Boss Gott. When the time comes, I will definitely be qualified to join you."

"Oh, I'll wait."

Gott looked relieved that someone was following him, and burst into laughter.

So you don’t have to worry about no one following you, because the world lacks everything except fools.

And Cook.

My eyes fell on Cook's dazed and staggering back, and I wiped away my tears comfortingly.

Cook, I already know, I know how crazy you are about blue and white striped underwear, so there is no need to emphasize to everyone, just put the underwear on your head and take it off, okay? If you do this, you will be regarded as a pervert by others...

"Sir, aren't you going to send me off?"

Willas's gentle smile appeared in front of her eyes.

"No... let's forget it. We can see you again on God's birthday anyway."

I scratched my head and smiled stupidly.

"What a fool." Karina shook her head and sighed.

"Because it's idiot Xiaofan."

Hello, little ghost.

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