Diablo Destruction

"Hurry up and put me down, you dirty maid."

Because I was so choked by the self-explosion of the Hell Knight, I finally lost the physical strength to maintain the Moon Wolf transformation. At this time, I had no way to break away from the arms of the unscrupulous maid who suddenly became extremely strong. I struggled a few times. After that, there was only feeble protest.

Please, let me go before we fall to the ground. If others see our current posture, I will have no shame in staying among the elves in the future.

"Oh~~~"

Letting out a mischievous exclamation, the pornographic maid came closer with her purple, beautiful, somewhat foul eyes, staring straight into my face, her warm breath and the tulip-like smell coming from nowhere. The elegant fragrance spread all over.

"Now that things have happened, do you still struggle, Your Highness? How about using the contraceptive pill passed down by my *** grandma in one go?"

"..."

Where did she learn this line about teasing women from good families? Could it be that like Princess Sanwu, there is a library of H books at home? And what on earth is the contraceptive pill handed down from ***’s grandma, you bastard! It turns out that your mother didn’t leave them to you. What on earth did your ***grandma want to use these contraceptive pills for? Is it really okay to take such expired birth control pills? ! !

Because there were so many things to complain about, I didn’t know which one to complain about first, so I could only stare blankly at those purple eyes, not knowing what to say.

Keep looking at each other like this... keep looking at each other, falling from the sky, hugged by the princess, looking at it like this, if there are more petals and other things around us, it will be like the hero in the bloody martial arts drama on TV, gazing affectionately after saving the beauty. As for the aesthetic part, oh, it should be said the other way around, it’s the beauty who saves the mortals. Why do I complain about my mortal attributes? There's nothing wrong with being arrogant and thinking you're a hero occasionally...

Huh? etc.

Just when I was thinking about some miscellaneous and irrelevant things.

Suddenly, perhaps, I discovered something interesting.

Is it my misunderstanding? After looking at each other with this pornographic maid for a long time, it seemed that a little flaw finally appeared. The shyness that flashed across her purple eyes just now, faster than the speed of light, was really my eyesight?

Well, it's very suspicious. This dirty maid, I have thought before that the unscrupulous character that Jeluka has always shown might just be a subconscious act of self-consciousness caused by being uneasy with strangers. It's just a means of protection. Maybe Jeluka is not very good at getting along with others.

Now it seems that it is time to confirm this idea.

"I said, Jeluka."

Looking intently at Jeluka, I suddenly spoke.

"Although, as a man, I would be happier if you could press a little closer, but...the breasts...that...how should I put it? The pressure is too tight, it is indeed very soft."

I nodded my head hummingly.

The next moment, the thing that fixed me, Jeluka's hands, suddenly disappeared, and with a scream, I fell from the sky at high speed.

Fortunately, I was not very far from the ground at this time, so I reluctantly twisted my body, keeping my legs on the ground, and finally made a "touch" sound...

Didn't land?

It feels like I have been caught by something strange again. Is it Amrudina? Or Dordolairo?

When I raised my head, I suddenly spit out a mouthful of old blood. It was Abiligos! !

Although it would be embarrassing no matter who rescued me, at least I wanted it to be a beautiful female elf, not a handsome male elf, so after being put down, I knelt in the corner in an otz posture for a while.

"Don't get me wrong, I did not recognize your marriage to Her Majesty the Queen. I only saved you because you helped us eliminate our enemy."

Obilis's old face was disgusted and he explained reluctantly.

"How many times have I taught you how to talk to His Highness the Prince with this attitude?"

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, Amrudina's fist fell from the sky and smashed his head into a big bag.

No, to be honest, I would rather he use a more vicious attitude, and don't use the words just now that would make others mistake him for being tsundere. Please, try it again, and use other words that will make others misunderstand that he is tsundere. Any attitude is good.

I burst into tears and knocked my head on the ground.

At this time, Jeluka also fell from the air, landed slowly and unhurriedly, and then resumed her most standard maid posture with her left and right hands folded on her belly.

But, well, could it be another illusion? Her movements seemed a little more restrained than before, and her hanging arms seemed to be trying hard to get closer and cover her chest, but she didn't know that in the eyes of others, gathering her arms like this would make her breasts look more upright. and prominence.

In short, it is indeed confirmed that this dirty maid, whether it is her unscrupulous language when facing me, or her role as a well-behaved and upright knight when facing Amrudina and the others, is just because she is not good at getting along with others. It's just a means of self-protection, yes, that's right.

Of course, it is absolutely undeniable that this guy does know a lot of knowledge that ordinary girls do not understand and will not understand. The profession of pornographic waitress is not something you can do if you want to do it, and your integrity cannot be sold if you want to. , at least you must have a certain amount of awareness and a certain amount of relevant professional knowledge, and of course it is indispensable - at least the poisonous tongue attribute of a high-level level.

Therefore, even if I see through Zeluka’s true thoughts, I will continue to classify her as the most dangerous person.

"The battle is over and His Highness the Prince is tired, so let's take our leave first."

As if to retaliate for my previous temptation, Jeluka, without saying a word, lifted me up like a chicken while I was sitting limply on the ground, under the stunned eyes of Amrudina and the others.

Hey, hey, I said, although I really don’t have any strength anymore, at least I still have the strength to stand up. Let me go, you bastard! !

I was struggling, but this damn pornographic maid didn’t know what skills she used to tightly restrain my body movements, and she didn’t make any struggling movements at all. At least in the eyes of others, I was now being carried by Jeluka. Holding it in place without moving at all, it seemed that he acquiesced to Jeluka's statement and admitted that he no longer had the strength to stand up.

Revenge, this is absolutely naked revenge, I roared loudly in my heart, but there was nothing I could do. A big man was actually held by a little maid with one hand. This time in front of Amrudina and the others, it was really... It's really embarrassing. By the way, isn't this dirty maid here just to help me establish my prestige? Have you forgotten all this because you were angry about what happened just now? Remind me of the mission given by your master, Grandma Yalandlan, you bastard! !

"Oh, right, wait!!"

Just when Jeluka was trying to kidnap me (at least in my opinion) and run away, Amrudina suddenly remembered something and stopped us.

Did you finally see that something was wrong, that your Royal Highness the Prince was in crisis, and come to the rescue? Oh, you are indeed a captain I can trust.

"Your Highness, did you see the crystal fragment that fell after the Hell Knight died?" Amrudina asked.

"No...no."

That's what I meant to say, I'm disappointed.

"At that time, I was also dizzy due to the explosion, but I seemed to see a ray of white light falling in that direction."

I clicked on the direction I saw, and Amrudina was immediately overjoyed. Although she still couldn't know the exact location, compared to searching aimlessly, if there was at least a direction to follow, the difficulty of searching would be several times lower.

"Then don't disturb His Royal Highness... Well, ahem, rest. Please walk slowly."

With that said, Amrudina gave me the highest courtesy.

Please excuse me and let this dirty maid put me down. I can leave on my own. I looked at Amrudina with pleading eyes, but this responsible captain, once he knew that something was wrong with him, he could After doing it, I immediately entered the work mode. The moment I sent out the distress signal, she turned around heroically and began to give orders to her subordinates to assign tasks, only throwing her long flowing pale hair to I watch.

"I said, Jeluka, it's time to put me down, being held like this..."

I began to wonder again if I could do the same thing as before and use words to inspire the girlish shame that was deeply hidden in this pornographic maid. Unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, I felt the arm clamping me around her waist. Suddenly It emitted a huge force that was completely inconsistent with its slenderness and compactness. It made me unable to breathe, let alone speak.

Words such as "the situation is stronger than the person" and "being under someone else's roof" all flashed through my mind.

In the end, Jeluka put me down anyway.

"Why don't you hug me anymore? Why don't you just carry me back to the main elf city?"

Leaning my limp back under a tree, I rolled my eyes and glared at Jeluka.

"Oh, does His Highness the Prince want to be in a place like this...a place like this..."

After Jeluka looked around shyly, she grabbed the hem of her maid's skirt in panic. Her red face, moist eyes, and slightly rapid breathing all seemed to be saying - why did she choose to be here? Farming... It's really embarrassing, but if His Highness the Prince insists, it's not... no~ you can~ oh~~

Appeared, this shameless posture of a pornographic maid acting exclusively for acting! !

Because I have seen her many times, I have become somewhat immune to it. After being attracted by her shy and timid appearance, she immediately showed an unmoved look.

"I'm telling you, why did you suddenly let go in the air? If it had been higher, if I hadn't been caught by Rabiligs, maybe my nickname would have been over, you know?"

"It's not like you said something strange..."

Jeluka took a step back slightly, turned her head away, and murmured in a low voice. It seemed that the shy expression just used for acting had not completely faded away, and her face was a little red.

"What, what did you say?"

How could I hear it in such a weak voice? Come on, tell me what earth-shattering reason it is. I'm ready to take it. No matter what sharp words come out of your dirty mouth, I have them. Faith remains unmoved.

"It's nothing, I just suddenly remembered that my skirt floated up if I dropped it like this, and I wanted to push it down with my hands."

To my surprise, it was not an earth-shattering explanation.

Would you mind if your skirt flew up?

I was just about to say this, but suddenly I had a flash of inspiration, and my memory went back thirty times in reverse speed to some previous conversations.

Then, the memory finally found this conversation. Before the battle, Jeluka mentioned the custom of humans giving amulets, and then also proposed to give one to me.

Then, this unscrupulous maid put her hands inside the skirt and made an action as if she wanted to take off something and give it to me as a talisman. As for what else can be taken off under the skirt, please don't ask such idiotic questions.

And then, that’s the key point, what she said - but it’s a pity, I just remembered that because I was in a hurry to greet His Highness the Prince, so... I didn’t have time to wear it, no wonder it was so cold all the way here...

That is to say...

So that’s it, ahhaha~~ahhahaha~~~

My face was paralyzed, and I let out a stiff laugh unconsciously.

It turns out that there is such a terrible trap hidden in this topic. If I hadn't suddenly had a flash of inspiration, recalled the previous conversation, and continued to ask along this topic, I would definitely have been teased by this dirty maid again.

It's so dangerous. I really want to praise myself now. This is probably the smartest I've been since I was born.

"You should also sit down and rest for a while. Nothing will happen for the time being."

After a moment of silence, I subtly changed the topic. Jeluka must be quite shocked and frustrated now. Seeing that I didn't step into her trap, humph, she underestimated me, this bastard maid.

"Ah~~!"

Jeluka suddenly let out an exclamation, pinched both sides of her maid's long skirt, and gently lifted a small section, becoming shy.

"I thought His Highness the Prince would let me lift my skirt."

"No! Absolutely not! Even if you kill me, I won't say such a thing! Why don't you put on the disordered skirt and the knight's armor on me too!!"

I immediately lifted the table, no matter what, I was still verbally attacked by this damn dirty maid, but if I didn’t get angry and refute at this time, I wouldn’t be called Wu Fan (the Emperor of Tucao).

"..."

I always feel like I’m being criticized for something weird, such as parentheses. Is it my imagination? Sure enough, why would parentheses make fun of people? I must be thinking too much.

In short, Jeluka sat down calmly, using the most conservative posture. Well, she still hid a huge sense of shame. Although I don't know whether she really didn't wear that thing, but no matter No matter what, this is no longer a point of complaint for me, because there have long been little ghosts who don't like to wear underwear.

Okay, let's put the dirty maid aside for now, it's time to enjoy the results of the battle. With a happy smile on my face, I took out the things that the Hell Knight exploded one by one.

It was really dangerous. After the explosion, all the falling objects were scattered. Fortunately, at the critical moment, Rogge's third stingy soul suddenly awakened, allowing me to surpass myself and exceed my limits. It's the Thousand Buddha's Hand skill that I have developed on my face) to retrieve everything. I can guarantee that even in the intact Moon Wolf posture, it is impossible to scatter everything in such a short period of time under normal circumstances. Item recovery, Rogge's third stingy soul is really powerful.

As for the white light that flashed past and fell into a forest somewhere... As you know, people only have one pair of hands, and it is impossible to do things beyond their own abilities, so I just I can watch it fly past me with kind eyes.

Brothers of the elves, come on. I raised my head and cast a very gentle look at the elves who were working hard not far away.

One second, two seconds, three seconds, okay, those elves who are searching so hard in the distance should also feel my kindness. Let’s get to the point.

This elite hell knight has probably been running rampant in hell for a long time. He has collected a lot of good things and is quite rich. Now he has taken advantage of me.

I took a look, and I remember that the light that glanced at it seemed to have a dark gold object, and two shiny golden objects. The blue light didn't pay attention to it, and all those potions, gems and other things were swept away by me. .

At least I can guarantee that the elves responsible for the search will never pick up a gold coin exploded by the Hell Knight.

Let me reiterate, a person only has one pair of hands, so I can't do anything about that white light. It's definitely not because it is outside the hunting range of my Rogge's third stingy soul, so I ignore it, huh.

First of all, let’s start with the dark gold.

After rummaging around on the ground, I found a hat that must have a dark golden sheen.

Uh...why does a bad feeling suddenly arise in my heart?

Holding the hat in my hand, my whole body seemed to be run through by electric current, and I felt an indescribable uneasiness and feeling of being complained about...