Diablo Destruction

Based on the adventurer's intuition, he seemed to have taken a short nap, which did not last long.

I opened my eyes slightly, and the bright red light of the campfire immediately penetrated. What came into view was a bright red world. After blinking my eyes, I finally woke up.

For the sake of warmth, the curled up sleeping body has rolled to less than one meter away from the bonfire. It is estimated that if it moves another half meter and eight minutes, a dark, freshly baked druid will be roasted stupidly without even realizing it. Completed.

Where is the dirty maid?

Sitting upright, I looked around blankly. I was the only one left in the huge hiding place, and Jeluka was nowhere to be seen.

Where have you gone? It couldn't have been taken away by a spider monster.

I scratched my head and thought, but if there really is such a powerful spider monster here that can escape my vigilance and even take away Jeluka in the pseudo-realm without any sound, that would be really awesome.

He must have gone out. According to Charlie, this hiding place is not far from the entrance of the spider lair. It is usually used by adventurers who have just arrived at the lair and are ready to rest for the day.

After changing my equipment and putting on my cloak, I was in a daze for a while and felt a little worried. Although this dirty maid was indeed very powerful, what should I say? Occasionally she gives people the impression of a timid young lady who has never been out, but she is obviously just a venomous little maid.

Coming out of the hiding place and quietly dodging two spider monster patrols, I finally walked out of the huge spider's mouth and went out.

It was already night time, and the weather was pretty good. When you raised your head, you could see the blood-red moon hanging high in the sky, without a shadow around it.

Having been in Darkness for so many years, I have become accustomed to this blood-red layer. To be honest, I can’t remember what the bright moonlight of the original world was like. Sometimes it’s like this. The more I want to remember something, the more I can’t remember it. The faster Zhongyong's brain forgets it, the more memories he wants to forget linger.

"Looking at the moon with such a wrinkled expression, could it be that His Highness the Prince has finally awakened to something and is about to fall in love with Yue Changxiao?" Jeluka's crisp voice floated lightly above his head. He raised his head and saw that this guy was Sitting quietly on the top of the spider stone sculpture's head where the six eyes are, it cast its bright purple eyes at me from there.

"I've read too many werewolf stories, you bastard, and even then, you're not in heat, you know?"

I retorted helplessly, kicked off my feet, jumped up to a height of seven or eight meters, stepped on the head of the spider stone sculpture, and pushed off again, landing next to Jeluka.

"If you don't sleep well at night, why are you running out?"

"Oh, is it the husband who is worried about his wife who has not returned home late at night?"

"no!"

I immediately lifted the table. Why do I have to worry about a dirty maid like you?

"Oh, really the only possibility left is [the husband having an affair is worried about his mistress who has not returned home late at night]?" Jeluka looked at me with even more sparkling eyes.

"Okay, let's not discuss this argument of changing the soup without changing the medicine. Are you so obsessed with the word worry? If you want me to worry, then just say it and I will think about it for a while."

Holding it with both hands, I bent down slightly, leaned down, stared into Jeluka's eyes and said.

"It's natural for lustful men to worry about women. I can't find any reason why I would want the Prince to worry."

Avoiding my gaze, Jeluka puffed her mouth slightly and spoke loudly.

"..."

What's wrong with this guy? Angry? Shy? Why did he suddenly look so angry, like a troubled child?

Monk Zhang Er turned around confused and sat next to Jeluka. Only then did he realize that there was a small yellow book on her lap.

"Are you recording something suspicious again?"

I came up to take a look, only to find that what was written on it were all discoveries made today, especially the second possibility caused by the explosion of crystal fragments, which was recorded in detail. In a word, it was quite serious and quite... Serious content.

"Although His Royal Highness is a human being, occasionally, I hope that His Highness can remember his identity as the prince of the elves."

Jeluka looked at me and suddenly sighed.

"Uh, what's the problem?" Seeing Jeluka suddenly say this, I became even more confused.

"Today's discovery, I was obviously so anxious for the Starasto team to bring back Kurast, but I didn't expect us elves."

"..."

Under the gaze of Jeluka's bright purple eyes, I lowered my head without finding any reason to refute.

"I'm sorry, this was indeed an oversight on my part."

"That's right. His Royal Highness is full of lustful thoughts. It's not surprising that he forgot."

"That's the only thing I can't admit."

"Then let's put it another way. It's not surprising that His Highness the Prince, who has always coveted my body, has forgotten about me. This way of saying it is no problem."

"It's such a big problem, why don't you record it on it, you bastard!!"

Seeing Jeluka tapping the quill lightly, I thought she was going to write down what she just said, and I was about to snatch this little yellow book that I didn't know I had snatched away again. Maybe I can do it in the future. Making a living by selling the small yellow books I snatched from Jeluka—I even had such an idea for a moment.

However, when my eyes fell on it, I found that what Jeluka recorded was not the nonsense that I just said, but what happened today was recorded on it, neatly.

Looking at it this way, Jeluka, who is sitting with her knees bent and recording seriously, has a delicate and quiet feeling under the quiet moonlight.

Of course, this is just my illusion. How could this dirty maid be possible? I would rather believe that Princess Sanwu will one day be a good person and burn half of her collection of h books in the National Library.

I raised my eyes again and fell on the shiny blood-red full moon in the sky. I was also stunned. I thought about Sarah, I thought about Willas, I thought about the little ghost, I thought about Linya, these cute little ones of mine. The wives, sister Sharna, Little Fox, baby daughter, Lena... because of the number, they can still pass a long time.

There was a sense of silence and serenity in the air, and the only thing left in my ears was the rustling sound of the quill in Jeluka's hand scratching on the paper. Of course, there were occasionally a few spider monsters on the ruins near the giant spider stone sculpture. It emits a hissing, blood-curdling scream, but this must be ignored.

I don’t know how long it took, but Jeluka next to me suddenly made a new move, and I was also awakened. I wiped the corners of my mouth while half asleep, and my eyes fell on her.

I saw Jeluka lowering her head, closing her eyes, and mumbling something I couldn't understand. Then, the small yellow book in her hand, with all the words just recorded on it, suddenly appeared in my surprised eyes. It floated up and condensed into a ball of light in mid-air.

Then, this small ball of light flew straight into the depths of the forest to the south.

"Are you passing on a message?"

Thinking of the conversation just now, I asked in surprise.

Jeluka nodded: "Because there is a prince who is full of lustful thoughts and unreliable thoughts. As long as this is the case, it would be more appropriate for you, the prince, to convey the message."

"Okay, I was indeed wrong this time, but please, can you please remove the part where you are full of lustful thoughts?"

"Does that mean it's true that it's unreliable?"

"..."

Damn it, this slutty maid is almost as good at talking as a little ghost.

However, the elves actually have such convenient magic. They are indeed a race that is more ancient than us humans, and they have many weird methods.

"By the way, Jeluka, can I ask you some questions?"

I hesitated for a moment, and finally spoke. This guy was full of doubts, as if he could dig out a lot of good things just by digging with a shovel. I was really curious.

"Oh, is it about the origin of the names of me and Caroline? In fact, there are thirty-two versions. Which one do you want to start with, Your Highness the Prince?"

Jeluka was refreshed and energetic.

"..."

Forget it, it seems that this guy doesn't intend to reveal anything to me. Is it really because of today's negligence that she was disappointed in me, your highness? Just pretend you didn’t ask anything.

"It's getting cold at night, so go back and rest early."

I patted my butt and stood up, jumping down from the spider stone sculpture, and Jeluka followed from behind.

After taking a few steps into the lair, the pornographic maid suddenly paused and made a shy voice.

"In this case... could it be said that the newlywed wife followed her husband... and started sleeping together on the first night?

"Yes Yes Yes……"

I was annoyed and perfunctory in front of me. I really couldn't complain about this guy.

"Or maybe it's the first time an affair husband brings his mistress back to his home..."

"How obsessed are you with affairs and mistresses, you bastard!"

"As persistent as His Highness the Prince's thoughts about sex."

"I...Okay, you continue."

"Then I happened to meet my wife."

"Hey, isn't that bad?" The plot seems to be developing in the direction of a good ship.

"In the end, the three of them were sleeping together. It's a joy and a joy."

"What kind of divine expansion is this? You bastard, how can there be such a wife in the world? Congratulations!"

I couldn't help but go crazy. Even though I have been married to Vilas and the others for many years, I have never tried unhealthy play methods such as threesomes. This is so jealous... No, it is such a depraved behavior that is despised! !

"No one expected that the wife and mistress turned out to be twins, and their names happened to be pronounced the other way around."

"No one expected it... what a bastard!! My husband must have discovered it early! Is he blind and deaf?"

"In the end, the two sisters pointed knives at each other."

"Huh? Why were we able to sleep together happily before, but after learning the identity of the other party, we had to fight to the death?"

"Because they are twins."

"Ah, what a perfunctory answer. What kind of answer is this? Why do the twins have to draw swords at each other?"

"Because my younger sister feels that her elder sister robbed her of her intelligence when she was born."

"Actually, you just want to beat around the bush and say that your sister Caroline is an idiot, you bastard. Husbands, wives, mistresses, etc. are all set up for this sentence, bastard!"

"In the end, the two reconciled."

"Ah, I suddenly understood for no reason. What was the process? Where were the dialogue lines?"

"Finally live a happy life together."

"Huh? Where is the husband? Where is the husband? Why is there no mention of him? Is he in the breakfast pot on the first day after the sisters reconciled? Where is the blood-stained hatchet hidden?"

"My husband died because of the war."

"What a casual way to die. Isn't this a super casual way to die? Why does he look like the protagonist's husband at the beginning, but in the end he is mentioned in just one sentence? Why is it that the previous content is clearly about a housewives drama but uses lines from a war novel? ending?"

"The two grieving sisters decided to raise their children well."

"Which rock did the child pop out of, you bastard?"

"But when they grew up, the children raised by the two sisters - these two brothers and sisters, fell in love with a widow at the same time."

"Is a new round of housewives drama about to start again? Is there something wrong with my ears? I seem to have heard the strange setting of two brothers and sisters falling in love with the same person."

"At this time, the husband who was originally thought to have died in the battle suddenly returned with a new love, and the mother of this new love turned out to be the widow that the two brothers and sisters fell in love with at the same time."

"It's so complicated. The plot suddenly became super complicated. I heard it right just now. It turns out they are really two brothers and sisters, you bastard!!"

"The last family is reunited and the story ends happily."

"Ah, it took a lot of effort to make the form complicated. The story had suspense and excitement, but it ended so hastily."

What a nonsense story this is, bastard! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Suddenly realizing that I was being led around by this dirty maid again, I angrily lifted up the tea table filled with cups.

"Your Highness, it's true. It's just a story, but it's as real as a child."

"..."

You're the one who looks like a child, right... Well, I can't deny that I don't look like that anymore. I won't say anything anymore. This time I will definitely not accept the instigation of your dirty-faced maid.

"Speaking of which, Caroline..."

"..."

I will definitely not listen carefully this time, and I will never react with complaints again! !

"Colgate and I look exactly the same..."

"..."

Because they are twins, isn't this a natural thing?

"The hair color is the same, the eye color is the same, the height is the same, and even the weight is almost the same."

Oh, even though they are twins, the similarities are really amazing. They are simply a pair of replicas of Silus Ecolu. Because the two little angels always love to pounce on me without any problem, so I know them. The portions are exactly the same.

"But it's weird, the breasts are a little smaller than mine."

"puff----!!"

I spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Your Highness, do you prefer a big one or a small one?"

"..."

I can't stand this guy anymore, Grandma Yalandlan, please take her back! !

As a result, I was in a severe state of weakness throughout the night under Jeluka's unscrupulous verbal harassment.

"His Royal Highness has insomnia?"

Early the next morning, we extinguished the bonfire and continued walking along the cave passage. On the way, we saw me yawning, and the maidservant Huang Duanzi didn't ask consciously as the culprit.

"Don't bother me, I'm concentrating on fighting the God of Sleep."

Yawning again, I rubbed my sore eyes and put on the last close-fitting cloak. The majestic Druid, the sleepy Druid... uh, grand entrance, little spiders, tremble.

When Charlie and the others left yesterday, they gave us a map of the spider lair. We left in a hurry and didn't ask carefully. Now when we look at it, we realize that there are times in this world where even looking at a map can be unreliable.

Because the terrain of the spider lair is so complex, the map drawn on it is like a three-dimensional ball of yarn, densely packed. You have to put your eyes close to find some places - oh, it turns out this is not a ball of black dots. It represents a huge cave, but hundreds of thin lines intertwined together, representing countless passages.

Anyone who can successfully walk to the depths of the lair while looking at this picture must have been an angel with broken wings in his previous life.

Then, Jeluka took the map from the anxious me, looked at it for a while, and at the next fork in the road, she pointed to one of the passages with absolute certainty. Her purple eyes revealed certainty and confidence, as if she was using her name as a knight. I swear, this is the correct path.

Broken-winged angel discovered! !

Anyway, she's just walking around casually, so I'll just trust her for now.

Following Jeluka's instructions, we started a long journey into the spider lair, encountering spider monsters of all sizes along the way. As a result, the black pupils in my eyes almost turned into spider shapes when I looked at them now.

However, as the air became hotter and more humid, I was finally sure that the direction Jeluka was pointing was correct. How did she find the correct direction from the messy yarn ball map? I was very curious about this. This powerful analytical ability is almost on the same level as Princess Sanwu's unreasonable Godson fifth-generation brain.

On the third day in the spider lair, and also the fourth day after I left Camp Rogge, after going through all kinds of hardships, we finally reached the deepest part of the spider lair.

I still vaguely remember the terrain here. Inside is a super huge cave, connected to hundreds of thousands of passages. It looks like a honeycomb, and the boss here, the lord of the Spider Nest, and the mini-boss Burner Webb , lives here, commanding its army of tens of thousands of spiders.

The two of us chose a secret passage, and after secretly killing the guard passage, we poked our heads out of the hole.

The passage we are in is in the upper right corner of the cave wall, so when we look around like this, we can almost take in the entire dark, humid and huge cave. Thanks to the many passages connected here, this series of actions did not cause any arousal. The attention of any spider monster, including their boss Burner-Webb.

Looking at the cave, on the ground, on the walls, and even on the ceiling, there were thousands of spider monsters crawling all over the cave. They were showing their teeth and claws in different postures, and the spider eggs they laid were constantly squirming. I was trapped. Speechless.

After I went out, I would get anxious if anyone mentioned the word spider to me within a month.

His eyes circled around the cave, and finally fell on a particularly conspicuous large spider in the center of the cave.

There is no doubt that the flame-like crimson body that is more showy than the flame spider belongs to the leader of the spider lair, Burner Webb. There is no doubt that the good man who once contributed a dark gold belt to himself (weird) ), I will never forget what it looks like.

"It doesn't seem like there's anything unusual about it."

I lay down at the entrance of the cave and observed for a while. I saw the Burner Webb, like a rich and bloated old man, swaying his big fiery red butt back and forth in his own domain with a slow and half-dead pace. I was confused. .

"It seems so."

The girl's warm and moist breath hit my neck, and Jeluka, who was not far behind me, also spoke.

"I just found the mark of the elves. It seems that our troops have already checked here and found nothing unusual."

I immediately rolled my eyes, why didn't you find out earlier? But thinking about the criss-crossed passages in the spider lair, God knows how many ways to get here. It is only natural that Jeluka did not notice it when he came.

"Looks like the trip was in vain."

Blinking his eyes, he glanced at the chubby Burner Webb. Returning empty-handed didn't seem to be my style.

"Give me a minute."

I turned around, my lips almost brushed against Jeluka's fair face, and I asked you, you dirty maid, why are you so close to her when you have nothing to do?

Forget it, let's ignore this for now, let's do something first to make up for this wasted effort and time.

Moon Wolf transforms.

The pseudo-realm unfolds.

Mirror of Ice.

A hundred thousand popsicles dance wildly! !

In an instant, the huge cave was covered with a snow-white world.

The final blow, that... Because the name is too long, let’s shorten it to “Tears of the Popsicle Factory Boss—A Satisfying 99999 Super Grand Prize Popsicle Attack”.

The huge popsicle... ahem, the ice decapitating sword stabbed straight towards the top of the head of Burner Webb, whose body was still frozen.

With a bang, the ice sword, which was five to six meters long, penetrated Burner Webb's head, and the entire sword was submerged into its body, with the ice-colored sword tip peeking out from behind his butt.

Unexpectedly, the famous mini-boss could be killed instantly with one strike. It was indeed a trick that had defeated the top-level Hell Knight in the pseudo-realm.

With a strong pull, the Ice Decapitation Sword was pulled out from Burner Webb's head with a large amount of dark green disgusting blood. The latter's body twitched a few times, as if he was proud of himself for being so glorious and heroic without even ten seconds of footage. He protested, and finally fell down softly.

Very good, pack this guy up and leave.

With sharp eyesight and quick hands, I plundered all the gold coins dropped by Burner-Webb. When the other spider monsters didn't react, I kicked hard and disappeared into the cave.

There are thousands of spider monsters in the cave. No matter how powerful the ice flower flurry is, it is impossible to eliminate them all at once. I don’t want to deal with these disgusting guys anymore...