Diablo Destruction

After hiding in a corner for a while, gradually, seeing that nothing new happened, many eyes turned away from us one after another, and the bar resumed its chaotic and noisy atmosphere, with the constant sound of hammering tables and clattering glasses.

"Two glasses of cider, thank you."

After taking it upon myself to order a glass of fruit wine for the pornographic maid, I strained my ears and listened to the sounds in the noisiest area of ​​the bar. In the noise mixed with the voices of various professions, some useful information was filtered out. , passed into my ears.

"Hey, have you heard? Something terrible seems to have happened to the elves a few days ago."

"Ha, your information is too backward. No one knows about this now."

"Really? I heard they choked a lot. Those poor guys were disgraced by the mutation incident."

"Isn't it? Who told those pointed ears to take over everything? Damn it. I heard that the four areas of the camp, Lugaoin, Demon Fortress and Harrogas are all under the responsibility of our alliance. Why is it only Kula? But St was left to them? I also want to show off my skills!!"

"You? Just let it go. Do you think the elves are sending weak hands? I heard that there are more than a dozen pseudo-domain-level masters who can't withstand this mutation event. Just you, go deliver the food. "

"What did you say?! Good boy, if you have the ability, go to the ring and try a few tricks to see who is the best!!"

"..."

Ignoring these two quarreling adventurers, I paid and left the bar. Their conversation really surprised me. I didn’t expect that the noise caused by the Hell Knights a few days ago would spread to the Alliance so quickly. It should be Call it a good thing, at least it proves that the two races have more exchanges. In the past, the entire main elf city would have been bombed to the ground, and these adventurers might not be able to know the news in another month.

On the other side, there is a lot of news about the huge wetland, the peeling forest, and the ancient Kurast ruins, but most of them are vague rumors with no reliable basis, especially since many of the contents are from barbaric If it comes from people's mouths, the credibility will be even more compromised.

Now I finally understand why Charlie, a seemingly sane person, would be confused by the extremely suspicious news that Arbuckle heard about, "It is said that Spider Lair mage equipment has a higher explosion rate." No wonder he, in a place like a bar It is an information explosion point. If you come here deliberately to inquire about information, I guarantee you will be overwhelmed by countless true and false rumors in a short time.

"By the way, have you heard any new news? It's the news that the alliance just issued urgently a few days ago. It is said that even ordinary monsters must be vigilant now to ensure that they may mutate."

At this time, the sound of discussion at a table caught my attention. Listening to this, it should be the news I asked Charlie and the others to bring back a few days ago.

"Haha, you didn't know this, right? This news had already spread before the alliance issued an emergency notice."

Another proud voice came over.

"Oh, you also know? At first, I thought it was the bastard Abak who was bragging again, but I didn't expect that after noon, the alliance issued the same emergency notice."

This is the voice of a third insider.

"What the hell is going on? Why don't we let people go out to practice." The first voice complained.

"That's what you say, but haven't you heard of anyone encountering this kind of thing yet? Even the mutation incident that was reported at the beginning of the alliance, few people have encountered it now."

"Yes, I heard that Asak's team encountered an ordinary fallen demon from the third world once. Their captain was so proud that he ran back with the fallen demon's head and showed off in the Adventurer's Paradise. I walked around several times, as if I was afraid that others wouldn’t know.”

"***, it's just good luck. If we encounter it, let alone an ordinary-level one, it will still take down even a boss elite."

"The elites are a bit..."

"What's wrong? Essek, I've told you so many times that it's not okay to have no confidence like this. You have to have the momentum to behead Bisu Bosu even if he comes, hahahahaha~~~~~"

As soon as he finished speaking, the owner of the voice was immediately despised by everyone who heard him. Who is Hoshio Bisu? He is a domain-level lord whose strength is second only to the Demon King. Even if you come here alone, you will have nothing to lose. Hundreds of people rush forward to deliver food, instead of looking in the mirror to see their own morality.

Hearing this, I knew that Strasto's team had overfulfilled their mission. They were worthy of the barbarian's loud voice. Arbuckle, you have done a great job.

Apart from this, I haven't been able to find out other information. It's not that there is none, but there are too many. It's hard to tell the truth from the false. Here it is said that there is a strange incident in the sewer of Kurast, and it is suspected that the sneaking water monster has four legs. Climbing out of the water, they said that Trevank's council members had returned to their beetle nature and could flap their wings and shells on their backs to fly. Come on, didn't you say that Mephisto has long legs?

After being bombarded by a wave of wild rumors, I pressed my temples with my head dizzy. When I turned around, I suddenly found Jeluka staring blankly at the fruit wine in her hand, in a daze.

It was strange that the dirty-joking maid had been quiet for such a long time, and she didn't say anything dirty for half an hour.

I thought suddenly and put on a defensive posture - this guy must be accumulating energy to use his moves. Look at her face flushed, as if she was drunk...

As if drunk?

Huh? ! !

Wait, this might be a trap, so you have to deal with it carefully.

A flash of inspiration passed through my mind. I pushed the frame on the bridge of my nose (imaginary), closed my eyes and took three deep breaths. Then my eyes suddenly opened, and my eyes transformed into a reinforced titanium alloy dog-eye posture and radiated two beams. The light fell on Jeluka's pretty, red face.

Didi, scanning...10%...70%...99%...Scanning completed, the probability of being drunk is as high as 99.99%.

I said, this is fruit wine, a sweet fruit wine that is okay even for children. Could it be said that... the wines of this dirty maid and Sister Sharna are on the same level?

I carefully stretched out my hand and gently swayed back and forth between the green fruit wine and Jeluka's eyes.

"..."

Raising her head, Jeluka looked at me, the harasser, with unfocused and confused eyes.

"Jeluka, are you... okay?"

"Hiccup, where...is this?"

Jeluka looked around with drunken eyes.

"..."

Sorry, I asked nonsense.

"Here...where is it...so many people...so noisy...so scary? Could it be that...I was abducted? I was abducted to a strange place? Wuwu~~~Kalujie...Where are you? Don't Leave me alone, wuwu~~~"

After obtaining the information about the surrounding environment, Jeluka suddenly started to tremble like a timid sparrow. She hugged her knees, her petite and exquisite body shrank into the chair, and buried her head deeply. , as if he wanted to completely isolate himself from this noisy and terrifying space.

Uh...what happened? It seems that I have seen this situation once before, that is, when the flag incident happened, I pushed Jeluka down and attacked her chest... Wait, let me explain in advance that these are all accidents. In short, Jeluka's face at that time The timid expression on his face was very similar to now.

Although what happened in front of me is enough to be described as supernatural, in any case, it is great that it is not the demolition worker mode like Sister Sharna who transformed into a catchphrase for her brother Zi with unknown meaning. Otherwise, Jeluka At least he has the strength to be above the advanced level in the pseudo field. If he imitates Sister Sharna's drinking skills, then this bar will definitely be ruined, and even the adventurers inside will suffer.

In short, let's take Jeluka back first. A drunk pseudo-field master is like a time bomb, although she seems very calm now, even a little too calm.

"Well, Jeluka, let's go back."

I stood up and extended my hand to Jeluka.

"Go...back to where? What do you want to do? Don't come here, wuwu, someone come and save me..."

Raising her head slightly, she gave a timid and fearful look to this side. Looking at my stretched out hand, Jeluka suddenly stepped back in panic, but she forgot that she was curled up on the chair. With such an action, the result was... With a sound, she and the chair leaned back together, and she fell over like a master.

"Sure enough...are you really a bad guy? Carol, where are you? Come and save me quickly, woo woo~~~"

While rubbing the back of her head that was lying on the ground, Jeluka looked around with helpless crystal tears, looking for traces of her sister who could not exist at all.

"you……"

I was dumbfounded and was about to speak when I suddenly noticed that the light around me dimmed.

At some point, a group of tall adventurers, many of them giant-like barbarians, lined up in a row with their arms crossed and surrounded me with a ferocious look.

"I've been suspicious since just now."

A barbarian with red eyes said, spraying foam at the mouth.

"How could such a good thing happen in this world? I brought a beautiful elf maid to the bar. How enviable it is... No, it's just to make people suspicious!!"

"..."

Dude, you are just jealous.

"Yes, yes, how can such a cloaked man who exudes suspicion have such a beautiful elf maid following him?"

Hey, this has reached the level of attacking the bastard in life. Why are you insulting the cloak like this? What on earth did the cloak offend you? Even if there is a mistake, it's not the cloak's fault, it's the world's fault.

"Sure enough, heroes see the same thing. I started to feel something was wrong from the first moment the two of them walked in."

Crowd C, who was slightly suspicious of the injustice on the road, stood up and showed a deep wise look.

"Tell me, you man in a cloak, where did you kidnap such a beautiful elf? We are going too... Ahem, no, we want to punish you on behalf of the alliance, justice, and the moon."

The voices of the people who saw injustice on the road were loud and clear, and they seemed to be filled with righteous denunciations, but it was a pity that they had already leaked their words.

"Brother, it's not too late to turn back now. Release the person quickly. Being chased by elves is not fun."

Seeing the injustice on the road, the people in the crowd started to show off their faces. They looked like someone who had done this before and was hunted down. He spoke meaningfully and sincerely and patted me on the shoulder, almost sealing the confession on his face. That shiny forehead.

As usual, at this time, as the villain, it seems that I should ask a question, so that the five people can continue to play.

"Who are you? I advise you not to meddle in other people's business, otherwise... hum."

Look, what a professional villain's lines, you five should learn from them in the future.

"Wow hahahaha, look at this cloaked man, what a cliché villain's lines."

Barbarian A, who was the first to speak out, immediately activated his taunting skills, and the other four also laughed.

"..."

It's rare that I'm willing to cooperate with them... Can you stick the heads of these five bastards into the garbage?

"Although it's cliché, it's a good question."

Suddenly, the light behind the five people suddenly became bright, forming five tall figures.

"Remember, we are righteous warriors who fight on the front line in order to maintain the peace between the two races and take it as our duty to save the beautiful girls of the elves. We act in a low-key manner and do not ask for anything in return. We have never revealed our true faces and names. , are all called by code names.”

Bathed in light, the barbarian at the head folded his arms, just like the classic appearance of the Messenger of Justice when he first appeared.

I said to the mages in the back, stop firing lightning. Is it really okay to accidentally demolish the bar? Is it okay to only limit the beauty of the elves to be the rescue targets? Can such a person really be called a messenger of justice?

"red!"

"white!"

"blue!"

"green!"

"black!"

The five of them announced in unison, posing as if they were as curious as one of Fusa's teams.

"We are a five-color team united and friendly."

"Oh oh oh, well said, Wayne."

"It's been a while since I've seen your classic formation. Well done, Sarada."

The people around him applauded and encouraged him.

That...I won't complain about the fact that I have never revealed my true identity. Do you really need a code name? Wasn’t the name already known?

"Don't be afraid, lady, we are here to save you."

At this time, the paladin among the five stepped forward, bypassed me and started to attack Jeluka. What a smart move. This is the wisest move. The other four should learn from it.

But... what is this premonition of tragedy?

"Sarada, you actually ran away..."

The other four people suddenly became sad and angry. The so-called unity and friendship only lasted for one time.

"Come, take my hand, let's leave this ugly place together and find the other side of happiness."

With an extremely gentle voice, Paladin Sarada's big hand gently landed on Jeluka's shoulder.

Suddenly, as if a cat had been caught by the tail, Jeluka's whole body stiffened.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh~!"

The miserable screams suppressed the entire audience, even the huge voice of the barbarian was suppressed, and there seemed to be a layer of substantial ripples visible to the naked eye rippling in the air.

Then, things must be reversed, and Jeluka, who was in a blackened state, made an elegant sliding step, turned around, punched straight, and the small fist landed on the big face of the paladin who still had a gentle smile and could not react. It was obvious that the face was sunken and completely deformed.

"Boom————!!"

It happened in an instant. By the time everyone reacted, Sarada had turned into a high-speed spinning top and was flying high. Then her head was stabbed on the roof like a drill, and the sound of drilling holes was heard, accompanied by There was a burst of smoke and sawdust falling. In the stunned eyes of everyone, the poor paladin's head had completely sunk in. From the outside of the roof, you could probably still see the half of him exposed through the entire roof. Head.

After punching the Paladin away, Jeluka's momentum remained unabated and rushed out with all his strength. At this time, you can see the ingenuity of the five-color team standing in a row. It was like a bowling pin. Jeluka's figure rushed forward in a straight line. , the remaining four people, including the giant-like barbarian, without exception, all were like bottles hit by a bowling ball thrown at high speed, flying in all directions, with their heads stuck in the wall, or their butts embedded in the barrel. , or stretching out the tongue and hanging on the beams of the roof. In short, it is a variety of tragic ways to die.

Seeing the fate of the five-color team, the other adventurers didn't even bother to think about why a little maid was able to knock away the Holy Knight with one punch and knock four big men away with one hit. She thought she was stronger than these five people. They were not that strong and turned into frightened birds and beasts and scattered, making way for Jeluka to rush out smoothly.

"..."

Suddenly there was a sense of powerlessness in my heart for no reason. I took heavy steps and followed the passage that Jeluka had fought all the way. I also left the bar in the eyes of countless adventurers who were either surprised or incredulous.

"My bar, damn these people!!!"

At this time, the bar owner rushed back from outside. Seeing the bar that was already in a mess, he immediately cried out in grief, wiped away some snot and tears, and suddenly called a waiter and said.

"Charge this loss to the Five Colors Team's account. Our justice warriors will definitely not cause civilians to suffer losses due to their own mistakes, right?"

Seeing this, all the adventurers couldn't help but cast their silent gazes on the five motionless corpses around them.

Jeluka ran so fast. By the time I followed her out of the bar, her figure had already disappeared. Forget it, with her strength, she should be able to go anywhere. I'd better run away quickly to avoid being caught by the bar. Boss, please catch me.

With this idea in mind, I quickly got into a small alley, and after asking for directions several times, I finally returned to the hotel where I was staying in the evening.

Jeluka's door was tightly closed. It seemed that I was lost... ahem, I had already come back before me while I was wandering around. I knocked on the door and called a few times, but there was no response, but okay. I felt a slight breathing sound that suddenly sounded and disappeared instantly.

It should be no problem. The last flag incident was when I hid behind a tree for a short while and then walked out as if nothing had happened.

I scratched my head and gave up the idea of ​​going in to comfort her. I returned to my room, closed the door, stretched, put on my casual clothes, pulled up the chair in front of the desk and sat down. I received six letters from the Mages Guild. The letters were neatly stacked on the table.

Okay, let's take a quick look at what Vilas and the others have written. They also need to reply to each letter one after another. Can they be completed in an all-nighter?

However, before doing all this, there is one thing that must be resolved first.

I was speechless and stared for a moment, then suddenly turned around, tilted my head, and struck the sword with my bare hands. From the sky... a wooden hammer was placed in the palm of my hand.

Let me strangle it, and it turns out to be a hammer as big as a wine barrel! !