Diablo Destruction

"Although there is no need to explain to you, it was indeed a misunderstanding. It was from me... uh, a family member of mine. Yes, it was sent together in the letter."

The next day, we were already on the way to the Skinning Forest. Dragging my feet in despair, I tried to save a little image with Jeluka who was following behind, although I no longer thought that I still had any imagination in her mind. Yan, maybe the name His Highness the Prince is calling me now is for Artoria's sake, but he secretly calls me a mortal-level perverted idiot. As for why he added the mortal level, I don't really understand.

As for the relationship between myself and Princess Sanwu, I hesitated for a while before giving this interpretation to my family. Although I directly said that she was my maid (although she never took me as the master seriously), she used to be Lu The princess of Gaoyin is actually the correct term, but after last night's incident, Jeluka saw the title of the book. Let me say that Princess Sanwu is her maid. Can you guarantee this dirty joke? Don't you think the maid is wrong?

At this point, the footsteps behind me stopped. I turned around and found Jeluka looking at me intently.

"His Royal Highness has a good family."

"..."

The sharp presence of Princess Sanwu made this complaint extremely sharp. I couldn't refute it. I could only kneel to the ground in an otz posture in my heart, crying endlessly.

"Do you really want me to say something?"

Jeluka blinked her purple eyes, looked at me and continued.

"Well... forget it... no, let's just say... ah... whatever you want."

I hesitated and said intermittently, whether to hope or not to hope, this is indeed a difficult choice. If I choose yes, I may suffer additional fatal blows from complaints. After all, the other party is a guy who is known as the maid of pornographic jokes.

But even so, I still hope to hear some comments. No matter what, I still don’t want Jeluka to misunderstand. It doesn’t matter how she thinks about it. After all, she is already an unscrupulous guy. What qualifications do she have? She despises others with the look of "You are a pervert", but the little yellow book in her hand is very sharp. Who knows if it will spread to Artoria and make this idiot king have some strange thoughts.

"Okay, I understand a little bit of His Highness the Prince's thoughts. If that's the case, then I'll just say something."

"..."

Right, you can understand, because you are also a pervert...

No...that's not right, you bastard! ! You can't use "also"! ! I'm not a pervert, bastard! ! It just looks like...wrong! Not so! Just because last night's events led to this possibility...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what was I thinking! ! Isn't this already completely confusing, bastard! !

Because of several slip-of-the-tongue thoughts, I was completely plunged into chaos and sadness. I'm really sorry that I can't express myself clearly with my mortal wisdom. All in all, I'm not a pervert, at most I'm just a harmless idiot. This whole thing Everyone in the Dark Continent can testify! !

"..."

Just now...it seemed like I missed something by accident? Forget it, it doesn’t matter anymore, I’m just thinking about it in my heart anyway, no one will know, hehehehe~~

"Yes, if His Highness the Prince wishes this, I reluctantly promise not to tell anyone."

"Huh?"

"I said it all, what I just said."

"No!!!!!!"

I hugged my head and fell to the ground, letting out a desperate cry. I was obviously just thinking in my heart, why did my mouth keep mumbling? And why did the maid hear this dirty joke? ! !

Suddenly I understood why Jeluka attacked me with a wooden hammer last night, because now I want to do the same thing.

"So, it's about the question just now."

"Respected Knight Jeluka, please tell me what you think of me."

I responded feebly, lowering my head like a life-threatening dog.

"About that book..."

I don't know whether it was deliberately to whet her appetite or something else, Jeluka was a little hesitant in her words, but judging from her hesitant expression, it seemed that she was not trying to tease her, but was really considering whether it was better to say it or not.

"What happened to that book...?"

Seeing such an expression on the pornographic maid, I couldn't help but pay attention.

"There are three volumes of that book. Your Highness, please remember not to miss it."

"ha?"

Because I couldn't understand, I sighed like an idiot. I was stunned for a long time before I came to my senses.

Three volumes? How does Jeluka know? Has she read it too? That's right...that's right. Her Royal Highness, the former number one princess in the world who has now become a maid, and the shameless maid in front of her, do have a lot in common, and they may have quite a lot of topics in common. That's right.

"His Royal Highness's gaze is so rude."

After noticing that I was looking at her with strange eyes, Zeluka seemed to mutter to herself something like "I shouldn't have said it if I knew it was true", and then protested with an expression full of knightly justice.

Well, although I don’t know how long the book H and Knight Justice can be brothers.

"When a lustful person looks at it, his mind will naturally be filled with crooked thoughts. This is certainly true."

Oh, could it be that reading this kind of H-book can not only make people have crooked thoughts, but also make people become patriotic? Or suddenly awaken from the book and realize his identity as a superman, transform into Ultraman Tentacle, the messenger of justice, and finally develop into holding a gun bag and rushing to the planet Namek to die together with the evil Saiyans living there who want to invade the earth. touching ending?

That’s a really sharp plot, would anyone want to see it?

"But doesn't His Highness the Prince think that there is considerable discussion of human ethics hidden in this book?"

Jeluka spoke with a very serious, serious expression that I have never seen before, as if she was a priest who wanted to lead a lost lamb to the right path.

"They said I haven't read the content..."

I was overwhelmed by Zeluka's momentum for some reason, so I protested in a low voice.

"Then I recommend that Your Highness must read the section on page 106 of the second volume when the Duke of Beasts uses 306 newly created methods to train the seventh pregnant maid. I think the psychological description in it is It’s quite exciting, and…”

"..."

Why... why did it develop into a situation like me and Jeluka discussing an H book? Is it because I chose the wrong branch option before that I entered such a bad adventure route?

However, when I talk about the things I am interested in, I will talk more and be very persistent and serious. This is very similar to Princess Sanwu. If it weren’t for the fact that Jeluka is an elf and already has a twin sister, I would You may have serious suspicions that the dirty maid in front of you may be the illegitimate daughter of the former King Lu Gaoyin, who was the illegitimate half-brother of Princess Sanwu.

"You seem...to like reading a lot. You must have read a lot."

I tried to leave the topic aside. As for the basis for such judgment...you see, it is so boring that even the H-books in the Beast Duke series can be read as books on human ethics. It can be seen that Jeluka has entered a quite overwhelming state. Victory, the lonely state of a master who cannot read.

"Fortunately, because I have nothing to do but read the Royal Library...Forget it, why am I telling you this?"

Zeluka seemed to have finally woken up from being a literary maid. After muttering something very rude, she fell silent.

"..."

Although I don't know exactly what the royal library Jeluka mentioned is, but judging from the name, if I guess correctly, it should be something quite extraordinary.

This exhausting conversation ends here. Although Jeluka showed another side of her that was incredible yesterday afternoon, I just made a gaffe that made me regret it for eternity. It felt like it was a tie, but I just don’t know. Does Jeluka feel like this now? It would be great if she does. At least she doesn’t have to worry about her sudden whim and suddenly giving me a "physical and mental sewage treatment" like last night. It's called Amnesia for a Better Tomorrow. Hammer attack.

Let’s temporarily put aside the series of events caused by the H-book sent by Princess Sanwu... Well, I am already extremely angry about the word series. Don’t let me hear this word again in the near future.

All in all, we sat in the teleportation array and arrived at the Skinning Forest. As soon as we walked out, we heard a panic. The mage soldiers responsible for guarding the teleportation magic circle ran straight towards Jeluka and I, who were visiting our place for the first time, with faces from the Resident Evil series. The passerby's supporting character's fear and pale face when being chased by zombies saw the teleportation array flashing with white light, and then the two of us walked out. Before we could understand what was going on, the other party rushed up at a faster speed, looking back in panic. He tried his best to make a universal retreat gesture towards us, telling us to run away quickly.

What kind of play is this? When did the teleportation array, which was the safest resting place in the training area, become so frightening?

As we all know, there are no monsters around the teleportation array. When choosing the location of the teleportation array, we will take this situation into consideration and try to choose a hidden location where monster activity is less frequent and impossible to be discovered. In addition, nearby A hidden magic circle was arranged, and under double protection, the teleportation circle and the nearby area became extremely safe. This was the first time I encountered a situation like this.

Before he could ask the reason, dwarfs with red eyes and fierce eyes popped out one after another in the jungle behind several mages and soldiers. No, seeing that they were very different from ordinary dwarves in their muscular build, perhaps they should be called The mutated devil muscle dwarf is right.

By the way, if the short stature of the dwarves combined with their strong muscles will make them look round and honest (except for the father and son Muradin and Tualatin), then the dwarves who are even shorter than the dwarfs, when paired with a The disproportionately explosive muscles and sinister face look particularly disgusting.

Unexpectedly, I encountered the crystal fragment incident just as I stepped into the experience area. Is this a blessing or a misfortune?

I didn't have time to think about these things, so I quickly checked the equipment. Fortunately, I had developed a good habit of putting on some of the most basic equipment before setting off. Now I only need to draw the basic sword to temporarily cope with a battle. There is still room for improvement.

Under the surprised gazes of several mages and soldiers on the opposite side, I walked up to them with my sword, thinking I was handsome and passed by them.

"Be careful, these are not ordinary dwarves. I don't know what happened, but they are very powerful."

These mage soldiers were quite kind. They were surprised, but they still reminded me loudly.

At this time, I was already entangled with two mutant dwarves who were rushing forward. The other one was wielding a concealed weapon. He stood far away and launched a long-range attack at me.

Three dwarfs, two men with kitchen knives and one man masturbating?

I thought to myself, and then I heard two swift and fierce scurrying sounds from deep in the grass.

There are two more. It seems that there are five demonized dwarfs in total, which is also equivalent to five elite monsters. No wonder the mages and soldiers guarding the teleportation array are in such a mess. Such a high-quality monster team is really good for ordinary adventure teams. Not easy to deal with.

I wanted to see what I, a little druid of level 48, could do without transforming, so I directly raised my sword and faced him... Of course it was impossible. You thought you were acting in a martial arts novel? If I go directly, it is a question whether I can defeat a demonized dwarf.

Of course you have to rely on skills at this time. If you don’t use such a good method as the full skill +14 that comes with a full set of equipment, you think I’m out of my mind.

First of all, you have to equip yourself with a third-level druid skill [hurricane shield]. Among the seven major professions, there are four professions that can cast shields with light, namely the wizard's ice armor series and the necromancer's bone armor. , Druid's Hurricane Armor, and Assassin's Blade Shield.

The four types of armor shields have different functions. The mage's ice armor series can improve defense and deal freezing damage and effects to enemies who attack him in melee. Together with the wizard's teleportation and energy shield, they are called the mage's triple protection. , of course, is also indispensable for the sound that is jokingly called the triple turtle shell.

The Necromancer's Bone Armor focuses on absorbing physical damage, and the Druid's Hurricane Armor focuses on absorbing magic damage. This effect is enough to show the characteristics of these two professions. Of course, high-level shields, such as mine The hurricane armor that is now up to level 15 not only has strong ability to absorb magic damage, but can even make close physical attacks miss their target and cause them to suffer a certain amount of wind blade damage.

Reached level 20. Hurricane armor can even convert a certain percentage of magic attacks into life. This means that if you hit me with magic, the shield will absorb part of the damage and then convert the other part of the damage into life force. Not only does it not hurt me at all, but it actually helps me. Increase blood, and for close physical attacks, in addition to reducing the hit rate and causing damage to the enemy, attacks with smaller power can even directly bounce back to the opponent.

Therefore, the skill level is never too low. When I first learned about the advanced effects of Hurricane Armor, I was drooling with envy. I almost couldn't resist the temptation and immediately raised the Hurricane Armor skill to 20, but it was a pity. , my main strength is the transformation system. Unless I can add elemental skills to level 30 or 40, they are not as practical as the transformations of Moon Wolf and Hell Fighting Bear, so even if I want to add skill points, I can’t It will only focus on werebear transformation and werewolf transformation, as well as a series of other transformation skills.

Level 15 hurricane armor, even when surrounded by five demonized dwarfs, can take turns taking a hit. Of course, I can't be stupid enough to stand and let them hit me, so it should be able to withstand a short moment. , which can distract me a little bit to prepare other magic.

Seeing that the first two dwarfs with kitchen knives were approaching, the first wave of attacks from the dwarf with the concealed weapon had already landed on the hurricane armor. I wasted no time. A giant lava rock exploded, with powerful explosive airflow and fragments like flaming bullets. It covered them indiscriminately and immediately blew away the two dwarfs who were about to jump up to attack, causing considerable damage.

Before the two dwarves landed, I waved my hand again and hit Volcano Explosion. Although there is only one word difference between Volcano Explosion and Volcano, one is a third-level skill, the other is a fifth-level skill, one is a second-speed attack, and the other is slow. The rhythm of swallowing, so the names may seem similar but the situations in which they are implemented are completely different.

Two hot red lava blasts erupted from the surface, and the two demonized dwarves who had not yet landed were hit into the air again. My movements were fast, and the other dwarf who was blowing a syringe concealed weapon was not slow either. By this time, it was already The third hidden weapon was blown out, and the hurricane shield was already crumbling.

This powerful attack power... A level 15 hurricane shield can't even block a few hidden weapons. Although there are factors in it that I haven't done much research and optimization of this skill, but in general, it's still an attack. It's so abnormal. It is indeed a monster with elite strength in the second world. I can't imagine what it would be like to be surrounded by the kitchen knife dwarfs with even stronger attack power.

When I faced hundreds of demonized monsters a few days ago, I was unafraid due to the strength of the Moon Wolf. I did not realize how scary these monsters were. Now that I am deprived of the Moon Wolf's aura and exposed my true body, I can truly Feel the power of the monsters in the second world.

Now, the situation I am facing is that although the level 15 skills are very powerful and can cause huge damage to the enemy, the enemy can also cause damage to myself. To put it more graphically, if I am surrounded by four or five demonized dwarves , if I didn't do any resistance and dodge, I would be chopped down within a second, and I was actually so fragile.

At this time, two rustling sounds coming from deep in the grass finally appeared, another man with a kitchen knife and a man masturbating.

I'm going to strangle it. If I continue to play with it, I'll take it off.

Without hesitation, I made the last attack and pressed my palm to the ground. The huge pillar of fire condensed by multiple fire storms instantly swallowed up the two tragic dwarfs who could not land.

Speaking of multiple magics, this is another tragedy. Except for the first-level skill Fire Storm, which I have practiced well, I have hardly spent any time to study the other elemental skills. It is still a matter of time. , just over eight years of experience, during which all kinds of big and small things happened, how could there be so much free time for me to calm down and think about it, even the soul magic has been left behind for a long time.

Compared with other adventurers, my biggest shortcoming is indeed time. It would be nice to have a strange training room where a year inside is only equal to one day outside.

After being demonized, the dwarves had thick skin and thick blood. They were originally ordinary elite-level dwarves. After being attacked by me for three consecutive waves, they were still alive but had blood skin. However, these three demonized dwarves had multiple levels of damage. After the fire storm, he was still full of energy, the kitchen knife was whirring, and it seemed that his health was still more than one-third.

The most damning thing is that this magic monster doesn’t have any good stuff yet! !

Surrounded by five demonized dwarfs, I had to transform.

The end of the battle, well, the process is really nothing to describe. In the moon wolf form, it only takes an hour to transform hundreds of demon monsters, let alone only five.

Practice has proved that with the same equipment, the gap between the power that is infinitely close to the realm and the power that only has the state of mind is indeed as big as heaven and earth. Without transforming, I can deal with a demonized dwarf. If two come, I have to risk my life. If there are three, they can only run away. If five come like just now, and I don't have any other power, basically, it is a certainty to reunite with my grandma in heaven. .

Looking back, I saw those mage soldiers looking at me with surprised eyes. I don’t know whether they were surprised by the fact that I could defeat five demonized dwarves, or by the fact that I had transformed into a moon wolf. In short, I He canceled his transformation and showed his elder badge to several people.

The alliance is divided into several systems, the Mage Guild and the Soldier System, which are quite different from the Adventurer System. Therefore, I usually like to hide my identity as an elder when I have nothing to do, but I don’t take into account the status of an elder in the Soldier System and the Mage Guild. The biggest reason why I was exposed in front of other people was because they were more disciplined than adventurers, more obedient to orders, and would not make a fuss about me or spread gossip.

A few soldiers and mages had probably heard something before. After seeing me showing off the elder badge, they just thought for a moment and then they looked enlightened and their eyes became awe-inspiring. To be honest, even though I was used to it, I I still don’t really like being stared at like this, I would rather they come up to me with a smile and pat my shoulders affectionately and say: Oh, so you are the legendary harem man.

"It turns out to be Your Majesty the Elder. I heard that you appeared in Kurast a few days ago. I didn't expect that we would be honored to see you."

The mage in charge bowed respectfully and said this.

"Well, there's no need to be polite. Tell me what happened just now."

I waved. Soldiers and mages were like that. Although they wouldn't treat me like a monster and make a fuss and spread gossip, or ask some weird questions, their respectful attitude was still unbearable.

After some inquiries, I found out that the guarding mages didn't know much about the situation. They were keeping a good watch, but suddenly felt a movement coming from the hidden magic. As a result, I ran to check, and were transformed by these five little demons. The dwarves were chasing us all the way back, and they happened to encounter us appearing in the teleportation array. This is the general process.

"Fortunately, we met Mr. Elder. I wonder if the other brothers in the teleportation array will be okay?"

After these people calmed down, they began to worry about the other people guarding the teleportation station.

"Well, although it's unlikely, I still need to trouble you to choose someone to report back and explain the situation."

Seeing that several people were looking at me inquiringly, I had no choice but to follow the crowd and say, although I don't have the decision-making power of a military god, I just need to be able to cope with the current situation.

Several people responded, and a moment later, a soldier disappeared from the teleportation station and went back to report the news. Jieluka and I made some adjustments and asked one of the mages to lead us to the place where he discovered the movement. With the help of Ka, we quickly found the real culprit crystal fragment that triggered the battle just now, and then spent a lot of time to confirm that the explosion of this crystal fragment only affected the five dwarfs, and there were no third parties around it. It was only after six demonized monsters that we gave up.

After comforting several mage guards and telling them that the probability of such a thing happening was extremely low and there was no need to worry, I looked at the time and saw that the sun was already high in the sky. Jeluka and I simply had lunch in the teleportation array area. After filling our stomachs, we set out on our journey to the Skinning Forest.

As for why the huge wetland between the Spider Forest and the Skinned Forest was ignored, I actually have some ideas.

The Kurast experience area plus the territory of the elves are larger than any of the other four areas, even dozens of times larger. Moreover, the forest terrain increases the difficulty of search. The elves sent out Three thousand soldiers were assigned to take charge of this operation, which seemed like a lot, but placed in this huge forest, it was just a drop in the ocean.

In addition, the second burst mode of crystal shards has now appeared, and it is more threatening to ordinary adventurers. Therefore, in my personal judgment, as the frequency of crystal shards bursting out increases, it is better to learn from the current Kula Ste is no longer suitable for training.

Therefore, I plan to shrink the alliance adventurers in the Kurast area and let them all come back. It won’t be too late to go out for experience after a few months when all the crystal fragments are recovered. Anyway, the pace of adventurers’ experience is mostly to go out for a few. Months and then back for a few months, it doesn’t feel out of place for them to do so.

Of course, we can't let so many adventurers all stay in Kurast, otherwise these lawless guys will make Kurast a mess. I plan to gather some willing adventurers and join in the collection of crystal fragments. Go into action.

Of course, if this proposal was made purely by the alliance, the face-conscious elves would definitely not be happy and feel that humans are looking down on them. But we still carry the name of the prince of the elves. If we say it in person, as long as the tone is appropriate and the elves seem to be on their side and thinking about them, there should be no backlash. .

I decided on this idea after discussing it with Jeluka, who is an elf. When I replied to the girls last night, I also wrote a letter to Akala. If the old fox also thinks that the matter can be solved, then he will do it.

The Spider Forest and the Huge Wetland are the areas I plan to let the Alliance be responsible for searching. This is the cause and effect. Don’t think that Jeluka and I are really just complaining about each other all day long without doing anything. This is called entertainment work. Do you understand?