Diablo Destruction

"I think you definitely had the intention of killing me just now."

When I was going back to the ancient wizard Yindu's lair to count the records, I took the opportunity to settle the general ledger with the dirty maid.

"Your Highness the Prince really loves to joke. Aren't you the one who always keeps saying the words "I want to wave this sharp sword on my body to make beautiful girls all over the world surrender"? Hahahahaha~~~~"

Jeluka had a stiff face and let out a mechanical, fake laugh.

"No, there is no such setting, okay? This sentence sounds a bit familiar, very similar to the lines in a certain book that Princess Sanwu gave me once... No, no, that's not what I want to say now. !!”

I cried because my brain automatically went off topic, and then pointed my angry thumb straight at Jeluka.

"In short, as a personal maid, you actually use weapons to threaten and intimidate your master. Don't you think that you have completely violated the rules of a maid? Yes, look, the God of maids is crying in the sky, feeling ashamed of your behavior."

"Puff~~"

Jeluka turned around, with her back to me, so that I could see her puffing out her cheeks and snickering.

"The god of maids or something...how can such a god exist in this world? His Royal Highness really loves to joke."

"Didn't you mention it first, asshole!!"

This dirty maid, I want to kill her, I will definitely kill her! !

"Is that really the case..."

Jeluka suddenly entered the weak girl mode (used for acting costumes).

"Using the handle created by a momentary misunderstanding, the evil beast prince seized this handle and coerced his maid to do all kinds of shameful things. She was originally just a country girl who came to the big city with the dream of carrying on the family line. Under the clutches of the Beast Prince, I had to shed tears of humiliation and became a toy for him to vent his passion..."

"..."

The Beast Prince...has this guy brought me into the Beast Duke series? Although this statement makes me very angry, very angry, but why do I complain more about [a country girl who comes to the big city with the dream of carrying on the family] than being angry?

Is it really because the soul of the Tucao Emperor is burning?

[Only with the dream of carrying on the family line] This sentence is full of complaints. Is there really such a girl in this world? Even if she takes a hundred steps back and treats it as existence, why would she come to a big city with such a dream? Can't this dream be realized in the countryside? Take ten thousand steps back and ignore this. Why does she have to go to the Beast Prince... No, she is working as a maid in the Beast Prince's house. It's very suspicious for such a guy. Her purpose is very suspicious, you bastard. This world view It’s too messy! !

"Jeluka, I just pretended that I didn't hear some of the words in what you said just now. Since you said this was a misunderstanding, then last time I accidentally pushed you... ahem, pushed you down. , I want to say it is also a misunderstanding, how about we just treat it as a draw?"

"That's too much. After playing with someone's body, do you want to get rid of it with such a playboy line as a misunderstanding?"

Jeluka was like a noble tulip swaying helplessly in the storm. She hugged her delicate body pitifully, just like a crying girl who had been deceived by a love-hearted man.

As far as acting is concerned, she is good enough to stand on the Oscar podium.

"In short, it's okay for you to misunderstand me, but it's not okay for me to misunderstand you?"

"Hey, this is a girl's privilege."

Nodding, the dirty maid replied decisively.

"..."

Coach, I want to be a girl now, but it only takes half a minute - so I won’t have my head bitten off by the coach.

All in all, it was another exhausting conversation, but in the end I was defeated by Jeluka’s dirty jokes and shameless attributes, as she embarked on a great career of complaining with the dream of passing on the family line.

As we talked, we had already seen the entrance to the ancient wizard Yindu's lair from a distance. We had to sigh at the speed of Moon Wolf. It only took a few seconds to rush out, and the time it took to get back was enough for me. There is still time for a cross talk between the two of them with Jeluka.

You have to hurry up. The Ancient Wizard Seal that has been upgraded to the Demon King level will yield some good stuff no matter what. Although it is very likely that I won’t be able to use it due to my level, it’s okay if I don’t have to carry it in my arms. , if those dropped items are left uncollected for too long, they might be picked up by other monsters stranded there. The most sad and infuriating thing is that after being picked up, if I kill the monster again, it may not necessarily pick it up. What comes explodes.

I hope it's not too late. After all, the Ancient Wizard Seal is their boss. Even if they die, no monster will dare to plunder the relics of their boss before the body disappears. Otherwise, when the Ancient Wizard Seal is resurrected, they will be killed by someone. If a guy with a grudge reveals this, then the dwarf picking up things will be in trouble?

But there is no telling, because of the appearance of demonized monsters, these guys have not only grown muscles in their bodies, but also seem to have grown their brains. Maybe just on a whim, they may have the guts to embezzle the explosive items from the ancient wizard Yindu. , then I really want to cry without tears. It took me a lot of effort to kill this guy. I feel that dealing with that elite Hell Knight is not that tiring.

A long distance away, I ran wildly with Jeluka in my arms, and I immediately felt that there was nothing I could do. Although I really wanted to leave this dirty maid behind and go alone, anyway, with her strength, there would be no problem even if she was left alone. , but thinking about it, no matter how strong Jeluka is, it seems a bit inappropriate to leave her behind, so I can only bite the bullet and drag her along again.

In fact, I would rather get a magic hand that I bought online from a certain restaurant. I heard recently that there is a big promotion with buy one get one free. If there is such a thing, there should be no problem in dragging the hand with Jellu Card. The problem is I don’t have one, and Diablo doesn’t shop online either.

After arriving at the destination, I shook off Jeluka's little hand at lightning speed, without any attachment to the soft and boneless touch. Then I jumped away, turned around, and looked at Jeluka warily. I should say look at her. Is there any big murder weapon in her arms? Please look carefully. I am talking about the murder weapon, not the breast weapon. Who would pay attention to those at such a life-and-death moment, you bastard! !

Probably because the delay was shorter this time, Jeluka did not enter her special state, but was dragged along for a while by me like flying a kite. She seemed a little breathless and her face was slightly red.

"If you're worried about the equipment, just run by yourself. Why do you have to drag me along? Your Highness has done it all in one fell swoop too many times, but..."

After adjusting the slightly messy maid uniform, the dirty maid lowered her head and whispered, "Wait a minute, what's going on with this shy girl?" Do you want to make some dirty jokes again? It must be like this, the current appearance must be accumulating strength.

Without saying a word, I ran away. I would rather plunge into the remaining monsters in the ancient wizard Yindu's room than be harassed by the dirty words of the maid again.

"But...but such a prince, you can feel a little bit of tenderness..."

Jeluka raised her head with a flushed face, only to find that the person she spoke to had turned into air.

"His Royal Highness, this is really... terrible!!"

After staying for a moment, Jeluka viciously kicked the small stone under her feet, and saw that the kicked stone sank into the room of the ancient wizard Yindu opposite like a bullet. The next second, a slight scream and screams were heard. "Who? What despicable person is attacking me from behind? Come out if you have the guts!!" Such an idiot roared.

"Alas~~~"

Jeluka sighed slightly, her slender index fingers constantly curling the bunch of purple hair hanging straight from her temples, thinking about something.

"Oh, it's still there, it's still there, hahahaha~~~"

Where the ancient wizard Yindu fell, I saw the flickering light at a glance. I couldn't help laughing, and I instantly forgot the irritation of being attacked by someone unknown just now.

But before that, let's kill these annoying dwarves first.

About half an hour later, I was finally the only one left in the huge hall. As for the dirty maid, she probably resisted the strong smell of blood emitted by the corpses of the dwarfs all over the floor, so she didn't follow her. She could only feel Her faint, steady breath was not far from the entrance.

Good, at least now I can have a little rest.

It was confirmed that the bodies everywhere were dead. There is no possibility of pretending to be dead (in fact, the monsters in the second world do not have the intelligence to pretend to be dead). After I canceled the moon wolf transformation, in an instant, a huge feeling of fatigue came from every cell in my body. gush.

Not surprised, I shook my arms and legs and glanced at the place where the ancient wizard Yindu fell. I immediately left this fatigue behind.

Let me see what this guy has exploded. He spent so much effort, at least give him some corresponding reward, and don’t let his reputation as a demon king-level monster be diminished.

Grinning, I ran over and started cleaning the relics of the ancient wizard Yindu.

Gold coins...gold coins...gold coins...ignore all of these.

I pushed aside a large pile of gold coins spread out on top, and the thing inside was the real owner.

Uh...this is...

Because I didn’t expect the good stuff to come so early, and I was caught off guard, I was almost blinded by the dark golden light that suddenly emerged from the pile of gold.

Dark equipment... Well, no matter what it is, this vote is worth it. You must know that in the second world, even if it is a demon king level monster, the chance of dropping dark gold is less than one tenth, even if you include mine. Explosion rate bonus, this probability should not exceed 50%. I originally thought that with the stingy character of the dwarf, the ancient wizard Yindu would at most be friendly and give me an ordinary green equipment, or a few gold equipment, but no Thinking that the old man had advanced to the Demon King level, he became more generous with his attacks.

I happily peeled off the gold coins on it, and the guy with the dark golden light was finally exposed to the air, and I was immediately suffocated by it.

It's dark gold, and it's also a ring.

This is so embarrassing. Ancient wizard Yindu children's shoes, you are too polite, really too polite, but I like it, haha~~~

A ring exuding dark gold luster lay quietly in the palm of my hand. If it were a dark gold ring, I wouldn't have to try hard to forget the information I read in the Book of Kane, because it would be impossible for a fool to judge from its appearance. Which one it is, you can only start from the level of the monster that explodes, guess the possible range, and the excitement and anticipation of identification will always be there.

Could it be nature’s peace ring, I suddenly thought, and was deeply shocked by my thoughts. This is really what I thought of. Is it God’s compensation for my quasi-tragedy emperor halo? Just like giving the tragic emperor Feini an artifact-level talent as a transvestite.

Fortunately, God did not reverse the compensation. At this time, I breathed a sigh of relief. I really couldn't imagine myself performing a transformation dance in a bar while wearing a magical girl costume and being stared at by a large group of fans.

"This is……"

Jeluka's voice suddenly came from behind without warning. I don't know when, but this dirty maid no longer cared about the bloody dwarf corpse on the ground and came up from behind me.

It was too careless. I shouldn't have canceled Moon Wolf's transformation so quickly. Without the transformation, if Jeluka was willing, I wouldn't be able to catch her approaching footsteps.

Secretly regretting this, I immediately grasped the palm holding the ring and hid it tightly. I turned around and stared at Jeluka vigilantly, warning her with a bad look, you guy, if you dare to kill me this time, I will definitely compete with you for my identification pleasure.

Wait...that's not right!

This is a ring. No matter how outrageous this slutty maid is, she still can't 100% guess which one it is. There's no need for me to be so vigilant, right?

After realizing this fact, I slowly opened my mouth and sneered at Jeluka, who was definitely approaching me with bad intentions. Then I unfolded the ring in my palm, and even flashed it in Jeluka's eyes intentionally or unintentionally. Down.

"Indeed, even I can't be 100% sure which ring it is."

Jeluka, who was squatting behind me, tilted her head and said.

"How about this, Your Highness, how about we make a bet?"

"No." I refused without thinking.

"Why? I'm not sure this time. The situation is very favorable to His Highness the Prince." Jeluka said in a seductive tone. Are you so keen on betting?

"If you don't do it, you just don't do it. It's not a matter of winning or losing. I always feel that I will lose something if I make a bet with you."

I turned around and glared at Jeluka. I will never forget it. It was because I made a bet with this guy last time that it triggered a series of knockdown incidents, and my handle was firmly grasped by this dirty maid. Although I finally caught her (the drunken incident in the bar), I was already deeply wary of making a bet with Jeluka.

"Really, I'm obviously not sure at all." Jeluka sounded disappointed.

"Ha, if you don't do it, you won't do it."

I was determined to the end and became proud of myself. You, a slutty maid, must have moments of uncertainty. Wasn't she very arrogant before? I thought I could do whatever I wanted with the judgment of an angel with broken wings, but I didn’t expect that I would be here today! !

"I really don't have any confidence at all, is it really not possible?"

Jeluka bulged her mouth in dissatisfaction, like a child who failed to beg for a toy.

"If it doesn't work, it won't work. Go, go, go, I'm going to do an appraisal. Let's go play in the mud while the kids are at it."

Seeing Jeluka's appearance, I became happier and happier. I felt that I had been deprived of the joy of appraisal by this guy for the second time. I finally got it back a little bit. As I thought about it, my mouth couldn't help but grin. In front of Jeluka, his smile from ear to ear was exposed.

"Since His Highness the Prince is determined, there is nothing I can do about it. Just pretend that I haven't said anything about it."

As if defeated by an attack, Jeluka turned around and left dejectedly, saying sadly.

Well, okay, okay, okay, no farewell, I waved and smiled to say goodbye, this is a revolutionary victory, Druid Wu Fan, well done, you fought a good fight, eh!

With the pride and joy of victory, I turned around, happily took out the identification scroll, aimed at the dark gold ring in my hand and prepared to activate it.

At this moment, a word came slowly from behind.

"What a pity. His Highness the Prince was almost fooled by this [Dwarf Star Ring]."

"Jeruka! You bastard!!"

My movements froze in mid-air. After a moment, the hall, which could accommodate ten thousand people, could not contain my roar at this time.

Dwarf Star Ring

Required level: 50

Fire absorbs 15%

Stamina recovery speed 10%

+100 Max Stamina

+400 life

+50 strength

+5% critical strike

-100 accuracy

50% extra gold coins obtained from monsters

Spell damage reduced by 13

+3 skill points

The ring is a good ring, but it’s a pity that Jeluka completely ruined my fun, so I can’t be happy now.

In addition, the fact that I can bring it with just one level difference is both motivation and a big blow to me. You said you can just go to level 49, why do you have to make a 50 to tease me?