Diablo Destruction

After everything was discussed, it was already getting late, and after rejecting Dean’s warm invitation, Jeluka and I returned to the hotel and started preparing separately. According to the agreed plan, Dean would summon everyone in Kurast early tomorrow morning. The adventurers gathered in the square. We have seen this situation before. I remember doing this when we supported the elves in the past few years. I feel nostalgic. At that time, Feini was not Feini.

Is it going to be the same as that time? I still have to fight a few battles to convince these arrogant adventurers. Please spare me. The elite adventure team of Kurast in the second world is not like the first world. Food, in the limited arena space, even if I transform into a moon wolf, I'm afraid I won't be able to do well if I don't show some real skills. Why should I do such a thankless job?

Also, do you need to prepare some lines? Although he won't be as nervous as before, it is still better to consider some topics and let the adventurers know that their elder is a cultured, thoughtful and promising person.

Forget it, let’s take a look at the letters home from Vilas and the others first... They are still love letters. Vilas and the others seem to be more inclined to the second statement. Sometimes women’s thoughts are really difficult to understand.

After worrying for a long time, I simply took out the letters from Vilas and others like an ostrich and plunged into it.

Early the next morning, I was woken up by Jeluka's knock on the door.

I lifted my head from the desk and rubbed my numb cheeks. I was in a daze for a moment, unable to get out of bed, and then suddenly woke up.

No, the agreed time is coming soon, but we must not be late and let thousands of adventurers laugh.

I quickly stood up, running around anxiously, no, no, no, last night I was too busy reading the letters from Vilas and the others. I read them over and over again, and then I wrote back to them. I was busy until the sky was slightly light, and I was very sleepy, so I went to sleep directly. On the desk.

Looking at the neatly stacked letters on the desk, I have finished writing my reply to Vilas and the others, but what about the speech on stage later?

Otherwise, just reject it on the pretext of having an urgent mission and let Dean and the others do the trouble. Anyway, these people's eloquence must be a thousand times better than mine.

Just when I was exhausted and about to run away without any responsibility, there was another heavy knock on the door.

Oops, I have forgotten that there is this pornographic maid. If I do this, how will she look at her? Of course, what she thinks of me is not very important. What is sharp is the little yellow book in her hand. I don’t want to be despised by Artoria as a man who evades responsibility. Although I am an otaku whose goal is to eat and wait for death, but I still have to take responsibility for the most basic responsibilities.

"come in."

After sorting out my thoughts, I said to the door. As soon as I finished speaking, the door was pushed open with a creak, and Jeluka, neatly dressed, walked in with dignified and etiquette steps.

"Oh, I thought His Highness the Prince had run away."

The first thing I said when I came in was not a greeting, but a very rude expression of surprise. But I couldn't get angry at all. I had no choice. Who could have thought that I had thought about this just now?

"Tell me, what's the matter? I'm busy preparing."

Feeling weak due to the cruel reality, I casually brushed off Jeluka and slowly put on my cloak.

Jeluka did not answer, but instead cast her gaze on the desk behind me. As if she noticed something, she sighed deeply and helplessly.

"I was just wondering if that would be the case, and it turned out to be true. His Royal Highness must have spent an entire night reading and replying to the letter."

"..."

Not being able to find an excuse, whether it's a pile of replies written on the desk or the fact that the lights were on last night, is his Achilles' heel, and just picking one out can reveal all the lies.

"His Royal Highness is really...like a child who was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night when he found out that the next day was the birthday of God."

"No... Generally speaking, if it's a big day like God's birthday, even adults will be so excited that they can't sleep."

I felt that Jeluka’s example was not a very good one, so I couldn’t help but refute it.

"That's true. I remember that Her Majesty the Queen said at that time...ah, it's so rude. Please ignore what I just said."

It's strange that you can ignore it after talking about it like this. Bastard, tell me quickly what happened to Artoria at that time! What happened? ! !

"Then let's put it another way. Your Highness is like the beast prince who couldn't sleep all night because he was so excited when he found out that the next day is the birthday of God. What do you think?"

"No, it's not good at all. Did you make a mistake? You originally wanted to replace the heart, but you replaced the head, and the one replaced was the head of the fallen wizard."

"His Royal Highness's metaphor is so interesting, I feel inferior to myself." Jeluka tilted her head and thought for a moment, then took the initiative to admit defeat, but I was not happy at all.

"Back to the subject, now that you know, don't disturb me if you have nothing to do. I still need to think about my words, go, go, go~~~"

I issued an eviction order and booed Jeluka to drive them away.

"Really? I originally wanted to come over to see if there was anything I could do to help, but it seems that I am being overly sentimental. His Highness must have already had a perfect plan, so I'll take my leave now."

"etc."

I rushed forward excitedly, grabbed her from behind and bowed, and turned around to Jeluka who was about to leave.

"you you you……"

"Jeluka turned around, her crystal eyes that had been filled with tears for some time, looked at me at a loss, and slowly, slowly became aggrieved and timid.

"wait wait wait!!"

I quickly let go of Jeluka's waist and jumped out like an electric shock. Oh no, I almost triggered another death trap.

"Your Highness, this is so rude."

Jeluka, who quickly returned to normal due to the short contact time, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and complained. She seemed to have accepted the many gaffes up to now and was too lazy to cover up her touching touch in front of me. I don’t care about the other side of my head anymore.

"Well, I can't deny that."

Looking back, I do often fail to guess a girl's thoughts and do some rude behaviors. However, is this really not because I am surrounded by girls with weird ideas?

"I have already thought of a perfect plan for Your Highness."

"Oh, thank you, Jeluka, but why do you bother to help me like this?"

I was extremely moved and at the same time, I kept a little bit of caution without losing my rationality. If you show courtesy for nothing, you are either committing adultery or stealing. This is an ancient saying.

"Your Highness, really, have you completely forgotten the purpose of the Great Elder sending me to you? One is to assist His Highness in communicating and cooperating with the elves, and the other is to assist His Highness in establishing his prestige."

"If you say that, I do seem to have heard you mention it before."

I had that impression, but is it really my fault that I forgot about it? Isn't it because you, a pornographic maid, have been selling pornographic stories without any sense of restraint that makes people forget the fundamental purpose?

"Okay, let's put other things aside and tell me what you can do."

After thinking about it, considering that this guy is quite reliable sometimes, I couldn't help but ask with a bit of expectation.

"Of course, I am Jeluka, the intelligence chief of the elves, Jeluka."

She seemed to have answered this with a very dignified attitude. Jeluka shook her hands and suddenly displayed a complete set of purple maid uniforms and a purple cloak. If you look closely, isn't this the funny outfit she wore when she first appeared on the stage? ?

"Why did you take out this thing?" I didn't react for a moment.

"I also didn't forget the purple headband." The confident Jie Luka searched her body and took out a purple headband. Great, this way she will have all the equipment for her appearance that day. The problem is...

"I'm asking you why you brought this thing out?" I asked again in confusion.

"Of course, there are no underwear. Your Highness, really, really want to wear girls' underwear? Unfortunately, His Highness also knew that I didn't have any at the time... How about I take off the one I'm wearing now and give it to you?"

Jeluka's face turned red and she lowered her head shyly (only for performances).

"I! Yes! Say! You! Take! Out! These! These! Play! Want! Do! What!?!"

Staring at Jeluka with murderous eyes, I gritted my teeth and spoke out word for word.

"Of course you have to put on your clothes. Your Highness is probably not awake yet." Jeluka was surprised at my fuss.

"The question is who to put it on. Oh, do you want to make a shocking appearance wearing this outfit like you did that day? The so-called beauty temptation? This is a good idea, but won't it be too shocking? , at least put your underwear on for me."

At times like this, you usually have to think about the good and the normal, right?

"His Royal Highness really loves to joke, this is just for His Highness."

"Is that so? It turned out to be for me to wear. Why didn't I think of such a simple reason?" I was deeply shocked.

"Get out, get out immediately. Since I have any expectations for you, I am really an idiot!!" I immediately ran away.

"Although it's very abrupt, it might be unexpectedly suitable for His Highness the Prince. Isn't this method popular among humans recently?"

During my expulsion, Jeluka looked back at me with a disappointed look.

"Huh? Popularity? Where did you hear such ridiculous news?" Jeluka said this, and I was so surprised that I forgot to drive her away.

"A human male... female... male... how should I describe her gender?" Jeluka hesitated for a long time, and finally asked me for help.

"Pseudo-girl!" I replied expressionlessly.

"Well, transvestite? Is that what humans call it? Well, I heard it from a human transvestite named Feini. It is said that she also became like this because of the influence of a certain cousin. And after I inquired in many ways, the cousin she mentioned was..."

"That's enough, don't say any more, I understand."

I knelt on the ground in an otz position, with tears streaming down my face. I couldn't speak for a long time. I made a mistake and regretted it for eternity. When I looked back, I was already a fake woman.

"Where did you meet that guy Feeney?"

I suddenly remembered that Fini seemed to have been missing for a while, and Oona had written to me several times asking for news about her.

"Inside the royal prison." Jeluka answered decisively.

I:"……"

It turns out that the tragic emperor is still in prison. Has he been in prison since the wedding until now? No wonder I would occasionally wonder if I had forgotten something important. It turned out that I had forgotten to say hello to Yalandlan and ask her to let Fini go.

Let me just say, when I have been dreaming in the past few months, how come I have dreamed of the same scene several times - from a dark and midwinter space, a slender arm stretches out, sadly calling my cousin to come this way. Wave for help.

"How is she doing now?" I asked with a guilty conscience and a bit miserable.

"After it was confirmed that he was indeed a friend of His Highness the Prince, he was released two months ago."

"so far so good."

I immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Two months ago, I would only have been imprisoned for about a month. Fini shouldn't hold a grudge because of this trivial matter. I heard that the treatment in the royal prison of the elves is very good. , it’s like a nursing home, maybe she will be grateful to me. Think about it carefully, if she hadn’t been imprisoned, maybe in this month, her tragic emperor aura would have caused all kinds of tragic things, and it was even possible Isn't it great that some Fini fans, especially the manly Hans Night Attack, were able to have a peaceful month because of my negligence?

In fact, as early as when Jeluka appeared in front of me wearing this purple outfit and danced Feini's special transformation dance (original by Wu Fan), I should have doubted whether she and Feini knew each other. The whole continent would do this. There are only two people doing the transformation dance, Feini and I. If we don’t teach it, others won’t be able to learn the essence even if they want to learn it.

Oh, I almost forgot, in the eyes of many people who don’t know the truth, old Farah can also dance, because they don’t know that the bizarre transformation that Mu Donggua showed in the Elf Square made people hate him and even left a shadow in their hearts. The body dance was actually performed by Fini with all her heart, and then modified with the powerful PS technology of Tia, the little princess of the Horadric tribe, and replaced with the image of old Farah.

Forget it, it's good to know that Feini is fine, and Oona should be relieved too.

I shook my head and put this matter aside for the time being. Now is not the time to think about this. The worst thing I can do is apologize to her on God’s birthday. They should appear at the camp. Ephiny loves to join in the fun. That’s right. It is said that she loves to run headlong into the trap of tragedy. The friendly performance in the audience on the birthday of God is absolutely indispensable. Maybe it was the two of us, the tragedy emperor and the quasi-tragedy emperor, who performed passionately. That scene Just thinking about it makes people despair.

"Go, go, don't bother me if you have nothing to do. I have some time to think about my lines."

After coming back to my senses, I continued to drive Jeluka away.

"You really don't plan to wear this outfit? I think it will suit His Highness surprisingly well."

suitable? Your brain is getting hot, right? Just thinking about me putting on this thing and doing a transformation dance... Well, the alliance may collapse in an instant. Are you a spy sent by the Hell Clan?

"I promise this in the name of my sister, Carol."

Seeing my disdainful expression, Caroline swore quickly.

"I don't think a sister who always mocks her sister can use her sister as a guarantee."

"Then I promise in the name of the God of Maid." If one oath fails, this guy will make two oaths.

"Does it only exist when it is useful? Does the God of Maid in your mouth only exist when it is useful? If you do this, the real God of Maid will cry, bastard!!"

"Well, His Royal Highness is really willful." Jeluka sighed as if I was deliberately making things difficult for her.

"Then I guarantee it in the name of His Royal Highness."

"No, please don't ruin my name. I don't want to waste my precious name by lending it to you." I refused quickly.

"How is that possible? I will definitely use it well." Jeluka begged with her eyes exposed.

"Well, you want to prove it to me so much, how about you just guarantee it in the name of Yalandlan ***."

"What's the matter? I can't ruin the great elder's reputation."

The maid blurted out this dirty joke without thinking about it, and I immediately became furious.

"Your Majesty Elder, are you ready? Lord Dean is already waiting for your arrival."

At this time, the soldiers' voices came from outside the door.

"It's all your fault, I'm going into battle naked now!" My expression changed, and I glared at Jeluka.

"Wouldn't it be nice to put on this dress?" Jeluka reluctantly showed off the purple maid uniform in her hand.

"That's weird, get out of my way."

Staring at Jeluka fiercely, I can finally understand how the little ghost likes to bite people. Now I can't wait to bite this guy a few times before I am willing to do so.

"There is really nothing we can do against the willful Prince. Well, this is an extra special service provided by the personal maid. Accept it with gratitude."

When passing by Jeluka, she stuffed a paper ball into my hand and said this.

The soldiers outside were urging me, and I had no time to see what was written on the paper, so I hurriedly left the hotel under the leadership of the soldiers.