Diary of Raising a Mermaid

Sperm whale: [@水母, @水母, I was killed by you, ah ah ah. 】

Sperm whale: [@水母, how can you leave me and run away? 】

Sperm whale: [@水母, well, I admit, the little cute in your mouth is a good fish, he didn't eat me. 】

The gentle voice of humpback whales sounded in the group:

[Sperm whale, I know you are very excited, but it is best not to swipe the screen. 】

Sperm whale: [@水母, I don't care, I just want the jellyfish to come out, to die, everyone die together. 】

Quirrell: [Hahahahaha, the jellyfish is in the Bermuda Triangle, come on! @水母】

Hermit Crab: [Hahahaha. 】

The chat group was filled with the screams of the sperm whales, and Lance leaned forward with a smile while watching the news in the chat group.

He and Wencer met the sperm whale, and this naive sperm whale realized that Wencer was the one after the sea monsters in the chat group expressed and suggested.

Therefore, compared to the excitement of meeting Lance at the beginning, the sperm whale is now angry and wronged.

Jellyfish, this big fool!

After knowing that Winsor is that particular, the sperm whale used to hate itself for having such a big body at a certain time. If it looked like a small fish next to it, it would be fine. If it feels embarrassed, it will "stab". Ran.

The sea is so big, how hard to find a small slap-sized fish, how can it be as big as it is now, so it's not easy to run.

Fortunately, Winser didn't say anything.

However, Lance saw the grievance of the sperm whale and the fear of being caught. He patted the sperm whale on the head to comfort the sperm whale. They would not blame the sperm whale.

[Well, you send us to Sunset Bay. 】

Lance suggested that this would make up for it.

The sperm whale was not bad in mind, and when he heard that he could use actions to make up for it, it was very happy, so it opened its mouth and asked Lance to take Winser into its mouth, and then it took Lance and Winser to Sunset Bay. Swim inside.

Winsor looked at the big mouth of the sperm whale black hole and said:

"Don't go."

Lance didn't have any psychological obstacles at all. He consciously swam into the sperm whale's mouth and went around inside.

Well, the sperm whale is not toothless like the humpback whale. It has teeth inside, which looks a little scary, but it also only has teeth underneath.

The teeth under this mutated sperm whale did not look very sharp, nor were they particularly large. After touching the teeth, Lance said to Winsor:

[Don't worry, their whales should be able to control themselves not to swallow us in, I have experience. 】

Humpback whales are fine, why not sperm whales?

Besides, sperm whales don't have sharp upper and lower teeth like killer whales.

Lance believes that if they reject the sperm whale again, the sperm whale might not cry.

It's better to be a good friend.

Winser grasped the point sharply:

[This is not the first time you have done this? 】

Lance: [...]

Why does Winser always like to grasp the weird points?

Fearing that Lance was really swallowed by the sperm whale, Wincer had to enter the sperm whale's mouth.

After the sperm whale gently held the two mermaids, it began to swim into the sunset bay.

Lance's heart was very big, and he fell asleep directly in the sperm whale's mouth.

It was quite expensive for Lance to swim up the road. In addition to having Wencer by his side, Lance quit the chat group after playing for a while and fell asleep directly in the sperm whale's mouth. .

And Winser was holding Lance, while sleeping on a fake sleep, while sensing the action of the sperm whale outside.

Winsor: [You swam crookedly. Swim to the west. 】

The sperm whale outside looked dumbfounded:

【what? what? Where is the west? 】

Wencer twitched the corner of his mouth: [Your right hand side. 】

[Right hand? 】

The sperm whale listened to Winsor’s guidance. It stretched out two pectoral fins and asked curiously.

[Which is my right hand? 】

[It’s the hand you use to eat often...]

As soon as the voice fell, Wencer got stuck.

He forgot, it was a sperm whale outside, not a human!

The sperm whale didn't realize it:

[But, I think my two pectoral fins are exactly the same. 】

Winsor: [...]

Well, he can be sure, this sperm whale getting lost has nothing to do with him.

The reason it got lost is purely because it is a road idiot.

...

I thought it would save a little time to ride a sperm whale ride, but I didn't expect it, but it took more time.

It was already the next day when Lance and Winser actually arrived at Sunset Bay.

【teacher! ! ! 】

Quirrell saw Lance and Winsor coming from a distance, and it happily twisted its eighteen tentacles and floated towards Lance.

In Lance’s eyes, the current Quirrell had forgotten to make his body smaller. The way it twisted its tentacles in the ocean with its huge body was very scary, it was like Cthulhu in a nightmare coming, let him. Zi remembered that when he came to Sunset Bay for the first time, he was almost skewered directly by Quirrell with an iron rod. He suddenly yelled and shouted:

[Don’t come near me! ! ! ! 】

Lance also subconsciously yelled at Quirrell with sound waves, and immediately blasted Quirrell with sound waves one by one.

【woo woo woo woo? 】

Quirrell was so dizzy by the sound wave that it realized that it was too big now, so it quickly reduced itself to a small size before drifting to Lance's side and asked flatly.

[Teacher, your problem has been resolved? 】

Seeing Quirrell becoming so small and harmless, Lance felt that the psychological shadow disappeared.

He nodded, relaxed, and then said to Quirrell:

【solved. 】

Lance motioned to Wincer next to him to open the bag he had brought, and then he took out a well-sealed music player from it and handed it to Quirrell, saying:

[Here, this is a gift I brought you. 】

Quirrell froze for a moment. It carefully stretched out its tentacles, took the palm-sized music player, and asked:

【what is this? 】

Lance smiled, he turned on the player and clicked on the recorded song:

[This is a music player with your favorite metal rock music recordings. I thought you would like this, so I got one for you. 】

This was originally what he wanted from Old Tang, who happened to be a metal rock music lover, so after listening to Lance's demands, he directly gave Lance a music player full of metal rock music.

Of course, it is the kind that has been waterproofed.

"Om-hum hum."

There was a vague sound of music in the sea, but this sound was very clear to the sea monsters.

Quirrell held the little music player with eighteen tentacles. After listening to it for a while, he suddenly cried out:

[Woo, I really like this thing, and I really like the teacher! 】

Lance touched Quirrell's head and said:

[There are a lot of songs in it, you listen slowly...If the battery is out, let the hermit crab accompany you on the surface of the sea, and charge this thing with the surface of the sea in the sun. 】

【it is good! 】

Quirrell was immediately full of energy.

[In order to charge this little thing, what's on the surface of the sea! 】

It's spelled! Isn’t it about overcoming the phobia above the sea? Compared with music, everything can be put aside!

Including itself!

Seeing that Quirrell liked this gift so much, Lance was satisfied.

Now that he gave Quirrell the gift, Lance was going to go to the original den with Winser to sleep for a while, so he bypassed Quirrell and swam to the original place, by the way:

[So you are the only one, where's the hermit crab? 】

You must know that for a while, the hermit crab and Quirrell were almost inseparable from Meng. Now that she has not seen the hermit crab, Lance felt very strange.

[It, it's something! 】

Quirrell hurriedly swam to the front of Lance, blocking the way from Lance, and then hesitated.

[It went to see its relatives. 】

Lance paused for a while, and looked at Quirrell: [Oh. 】

Quirrell still stood in front of Lance under Lance's gaze, and didn't mean to leave at all.

Lance waited for a while, but didn't see Quirrell leaving, he asked curiously:

[What are you doing against me? 】

[I, I don’t have it! 】

Quirrell began to change color, red, yellow, and green, illuminating the sea water with special flowers.

Lance hugged his chest and narrowed his eyes.

It looks like something is definitely going on.

"Boom—"

Suddenly, there was a loud noise from the shipwreck.

The sound was loud, and a shock wave was created in the sea, causing the tail fins on the tails of Lance and Winsor to be shaken to and fro.

Moreover, this kind of powerful, one-second sound, you know that it is not the kind that can be knocked out by Quilo with a stick.

Lance and Winsor suddenly turned to look at Quirrell at the same time.

Quirrell's eighteen tentacles almost didn't twist into a twist, it was still struggling:

[It’s nothing, it’s just... Oh, yes, the hermit crab is also practicing drumming. 】

[Its technology is better than you. 】

Lance pointed out mercilessly.

Quirrell: [...]

And when the two mermaid and Chi Luo were confronting each other, a series of strong "dong dong dong" sounds came out, shaking the place as if a small earthquake had happened directly.

The sunken ships nearby were shaken by this powerful aftermath.

As long as you have a brain, you will know that something is wrong.

[Hey, go to the player and listen to the song by yourself. 】

Seeing that Quirrell was still preparing to stop him, Lance sighed, touched Quirrell’s head, and abducted Quirrell by the way. At the same time, he motioned to Wencer with his eyes and asked Wencer to bypass Quirrell. , Go and see if you have time.

Wencer nodded, and he cleverly avoided Quirrell's sight and swam over slowly.

Quirroth didn't know that Lance deliberately took it away. When it was abducted by Lance, she was still thinking about the reason for editing:

[Um, may it be a real earthquake? 】

Lance felt that Quirrell was concealing something more and more. He smiled and led Quirrell to a small cabin, and then locked Quirrell in with lightning speed.

Quirrell:? ? ?

Then, taking advantage of the time when Quirrell was still bewildered, Lance hurriedly caught up with Wencer and followed Wencer, wanting to see what happened.

According to the direction of the sound, Lance and Winsor distinguished their positions by listening to them, and touched them accurately.

As a result, Lance and Winsor were surprised by this touch and then speechless——

"Surprised" because they found the source of the sound.

The source is the place where they lived before. More accurately, it was the shipwreck that was specially circled by Quirrell.

"Speechless" because they saw a hermit crab and a colorful shrimp here.

A crab, a shrimp, the two of them are making brutal and inhuman transformations on the sunken ship, hammering back and forth, not knowing what they are doing.

The hermit crab was still pointing around.

"Birdtail Mantis Shrimp?"

Wencer saw the shrimp's name at a glance, and he raised his eyebrows.

The appearance of the birdtail mantis shrimp is very bright and beautiful, mainly composed of red, blue, green and other colors.

Sparrow-tailed mantis shrimp is just one of its names. Because its big claws on its chest have great ejection power, it can instantly swing its club-like front claws to smash its prey, like a mantis hunting, so Just came up with this name.

And because of its physiological structure, the two front claws on the front of the mantis shrimp not only have a strong hitting force, but it also blows out two air bubbles to strike the target twice.

In short, one hammer blow to the mantis shrimp may be to pieces.

What's more, it is now a mutated mantis shrimp about the size of a hermit crab.

Didn't you see that there were pitted holes in the wall of the ship in front of the mantis shrimp?

Lance and Winser didn't know why there was a mantis shrimp suddenly here, so they had to lie on the spot, wanting to see how they would develop in the future.

As a result, after a while, the hermit crab suddenly raised his voice and began to curse:

[You have no brains! Damn it, if it wasn't for you to be a sea monster, I beat you with a hammer. 】

The mantis prawn shrank, and then said stiffly:

[Am I pounding as you asked? 】

[Beat your grandma's leg! 】

The hermit crab pointed at the pits all over the boat and roared,

[I let you hammer through this wall, your **** hammer has hammered loneliness now! 】

[Fuck, how can you call me out of mind? 】

The mantis shrimp seemed to have reacted to a sentence on the hermit crab scolding it. It was also angry, turned its body, and its two front claws were eager to try.

[I have never eaten such a big crab. 】

The hermit crab sneered, and then it also posed for the mantis shrimp:

[Lao Tzu will have to see if Lao Tzu's shell is hard, or you are hard with two hammers. 】

"Why are they fighting?"

Lance was immediately anxious when he saw this scene. He quickly swam out of the hiding place, swam to the side of the two sea monsters, and stopped.

[Do not fight. 】

Wencer in the distance saw that Lance had gone out, so he had to swim out slowly.

In fact, if this fight starts, it will be difficult for the hermit crab to win with the terrifying power of the mantis shrimp.

Winser was not interested in who would eat who after a fight, after all, this is also a link in the food chain in nature;

But he thought about it, and felt that Lance was right to stop it, because he was even more curious about how the hermit crab and the mantis shrimp, two sea monsters that couldn't fight together, suddenly appeared together.

[Old, teacher? Teacher, why are you back? 】

The hermit crab played very well with Quirrell, and followed behind Quirrell to learn to play the drums. Naturally, he slowly learned that Quirrell was called Teacher Lance.

Seeing Lance's sudden appearance, the hermit crab's previous soaring momentum suddenly withered. Now it is especially like a student who was caught by a teacher and fighting. With a guilty conscience, both tongs were hanging down and placed on the beach.

If it weren't for the conclusive evidence, and there was a mantis shrimp next to it, the hermit crab would especially want to tell Lance that it hadn't done anything just now.

[I'm done with my own affairs. 】

Lance looked back, glanced at the hermit crab, then at the new mantis shrimp, full of question marks.

[What are you doing? 】

The shipwreck behind the three of them was riddled with holes by a mantis shrimp hammer.

Looking at the dense pits, Lance trembled, and he even wondered if the mantis shrimp had an enmity with that ship.

The hermit crab froze:

[It’s nothing, it’s just...just...]

[It made me beat a place to come out. 】

The mantis shrimp behind Lance spoke directly without hesitation.

[I did it, but it still wants to hit me! 】

The hermit crab was anxious when he heard it. If Lance weren't in the middle, it would have really come forward to fight:

[You are a tortoise-grandson with a small mouth, how many times I have told you how to do it, how do you do it, you **** like this, you blame me? Give you some sunshine and you will be bright! 】

[Stop it! 】

Lance was at a loss, [What do you want to do? 】

At this moment Quirrell floated over from a distance, and when he saw Lance and Winsor sandwiched between a shrimp and a crab, he knew that the filling was revealed.

[The hermit crab wants to make your two lives more comfortable. 】

Quietly not hiding, Quirrell floated over faintly, using its fingers to point at the wrecked ship behind Lance, and said,

[It wants to learn from humans and will give you a retest villa or something, but it doesn't have the craftsmanship, so it went to find a mantis shrimp. 】

Quirrell looked at the scrapped ships behind him, showing a "horrible" expression, and then it explained:

[The hermit crab thinks that you two need to have a boat, but you two definitely don’t want to be separated, so it wants the mantis shrimp to clear the two boats and put them together so that you both have your own nest. Can be together. 】

Having said this, Quirrell didn't forget to stun the mantis shrimp:

[Tsk tusk tusk, I didn't expect the mantis shrimp to be so useless, after so long, I still understood the wrong meaning. 】

Lance and Winsor glanced at each other, not laughing or crying at the idea of ​​the hermit crab.

For hermit crabs, perhaps having a shell that can run around on their backs is the most important thing, but humans are really not.

The current Oolong can only be said to be caused by the different ways of thinking of the two species.

[You don’t need to do this, I just stay with Winser. 】

Lance shook his head, wanted to laugh, and was afraid of hurting the heart of the domineering president-style hermit crab, he could only say,

[However, thank you for your relationship with us. 】

[No, Laozi’s fish deserves the best! 】

The hermit crab was a little frustrated at first, but when he heard it, he became proud again, holding his pliers and being very domineering.

[Teacher, you don’t have to speak for the mantis shrimp behind you! Let Lao Tzu teach that mantis shrimp well, and he will always give you a good nest! 】

Lance was choked:

[Uh, I didn't speak for anyone, what I said is true. 】

Can't you do it yourself?

Stop thumping the boat.

What is even more speechless is that the mantis shrimp is still fanning the flames next to it:

[Come on, I'm fed up with you too, I've beaten here well, what are you going to say? 】

The hermit crab sneered: [Come on! Deflated! 】

The mantis shrimp got angry when it heard it, and it immediately moved all its feet and rushed forward.

【Calm down! 】

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Lance and Winsor quickly stepped forward to stop them, one pushing the shrimp's head, pulling the shrimp's whiskers, and the other pulling the tail. This prevented the mantis shrimp from coming forward desperately.

The mantis shrimp was blocked by Lance. It was afraid of hurting Lance, so it had to stop first.

As soon as it stopped, the mantis shrimp's tone became sad and indignant. It pointed at the hermit crab and sued Lance:

[It's really irrational! 】

Lance, who was the subject, was stunned for a moment. At this time, he could only laugh and cry:

[The hermit crab just wants to make this place more beautiful. 】

[Then it has the ability to do it on its own! 】

The mantis shrimp complained:

[Look at its requirements...Come on, tell me, what is a big and small round hole, and what is a deep and shallow pit? I just punched the hole, why did you let me punch a colorful hole? Are the holes all black? 】

Lance: "..."

Winsor: "..."

So, in the end, because of demand issues, Party B was dissatisfied with Party A’s father, so did he finally stand up?

The hermit crab sneered: [This is called Lao Tzu's superb aesthetic! Can't you ask for more? 】

Quirrell was still next to him without hesitation, standing on the side of the hermit crab: [Yes, are we wrong? ! 】

Lance: [That...]

[I quit! 】

The mantis shrimp angered the ground, smashed the ground directly into a hole, and then left without looking at the hermit crab.

Lance and Wincer looked at each other, really don't know how to evaluate this farce.

[Hehehehe, I ran away in a hurry, what kind of guy? 】

The hermit crab looked at the back of the mantis shrimp without a fight. It hummed and was a little proud.

[I just left, I can do it myself, right? 】

Quirrell followed up very dogmatically, like a virtuous couple:

[I can help you~~]

[Stop it! 】

Lance hurriedly swam to the hermit crab and stopped them.

[Don’t touch our two dens! Also, this matter is your fault! Go back and give me a review! 】

Lance couldn't imagine that if the hermit crab and Quirrell really did something to the nest he lived with Wincer before, whether his hard-to-find nest would be directly scrapped under the "iron fist" of the hermit crab.

In this case, it's really not worth it.

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