Diary of Raising a Mermaid

Lance felt that he was at work now.

Every morning, I got out of the cabin at about one o'clock, and when I was full, I rushed to Qiluo to teach Qiluo.

Classes last until noon, take a one-hour lunch break, then endure Quirrell’s noise attack in the afternoon until the evening, and then Lance swims back tiredly.

The next day, repeat the above.

Tonight, when Lance was lying next to Winsor to sleep, recalling what he had done these days, Lance couldn't help but grinned at his facial features.

Why did he become a social animal after he became a mermaid? ? ?

However, complaining is useless.

After a while, Lance lay beside Wencer and looked back at Wencer with some worry.

Winsor remained the same, closed his eyes, his black fishtails bent, and the yarn-like tail fins covered his upper body.

Lance thought for a while, but in the end he didn't feel relieved. He lifted the black gauze tail fin, went in, and carefully observed whether Wencer was still snorting.

Wenser hasn't awakened since he was asleep.

Lance was still worried, what should Wencer do if he wants to eat?

So after teaching Quirrell every day, Lance had to try his best to catch the dark blue fish, but every time he came back with the fish, Lance saw that Wencer was still asleep, and had no intention of eating at all. .

As a result, Lance had to eat the fish he caught, and at the same time fell into worry.

Winser always doesn't eat, will it be bad for his health?

Of course, no one can answer this question.

Lance also tried to force the fillet into Wencer’s mouth, but was flicked away by Wencer’s tail every time...

If it is forced, Winser, who is now unconscious, can't chew, he needs to chew the fish fillets, and then feed it?

Since this move really made Lance shy, Lance didn't dare to do it in the end. Chew, chew, and ate the fish fillets in his mouth.

The only thing he can do now is to come back at night, curl up next to Wencer, and fall asleep while listening to Wencer's rhythmic breathing.

In this case, if there is something wrong with Wencer, Lance can react with the fastest action.

Another night without dreams.

The next day, when the sun shone into the cabin, Lance woke up and he yawned.

Wencer beside him was still asleep. Lance lifted Wencer's tail fin and looked at it for a long time. After making sure that Wencer's face was ruddy and there was nothing unusual, he stretched his waist, looking vicissitudes of face to swim.

Over with Quirrell, teach Quirrell.

"Oh, yes, this is breakfast."

Lance caught a fish when he was leaving, explained to himself, and at the same time said it to Wencer, regardless of whether Wencer could hear it or not.

He put the fish in a transparent box and made sure that if Wencer wakes up, he will be able to see the fish for the first time.

Lance looked back at Wencer one last time, and then left.

Lance felt that it was not easy for him.

Not to mention every day in class, but also to worry about whether Wensel eats or not.

I hope that after going back this time, he can see that the little fish in the transparent box is gone.

If the little fish in the transparent box is gone, then at least Wencer has eaten.

Unfortunately, every time before Lance came back, he would only see the small fish in the transparent box still blowing bubbles at him.

These will not be mentioned for the time being.

After swimming westward for a long time, Lance finally came to the place where Quirrell taught.

This is a place that Quirrell cleaned up specially. Nearby is a circle of sunken ships. The open space in the middle is the drum stand Lance made for Quirrell these days.

According to Quirrell, this lap of shipwrecks can well block the noise he made from passing to Wencer.

As for the effect, Lance is skeptical.

He was more willing to believe that the reason why Wencer couldn't hear it was purely because of the distance.

【Here! teacher! 】

Quirrell was still the size of a fist, and seeing Lance coming, it flashed a red light frantically, motioning Lance to look at it.

On the other side, a sunken ship moved with a "creak" sound, and a pliers came out and shook, making a rough noise:

【teacher. 】

[Hermit Crab and Quirrell, good morning. 】

Lance especially nodded his head with the teacher's morality, that is, he couldn't help but look at the other tongs of the hermit crab.

Before Quirrell sent a hermit crab's tongs as tuition, Lance laughed.

As a result, Lance discovered that this crabmeat...was so delicious!

After removing the hard shell, the tongs are full of crystal clear white flesh. One bite is very satisfying, even better than the fleshy arms and legs inside the coral bones!

The meat is tender and juicy, crystal clear, not fishy at all, sweet and sweet, it also comes with a little salty taste from the deep sea, which is really delicious.

This caused Lance to look at the only tongs left by the hermit crab every time he was in class.

Lance: Swallow.

Of course, Lance couldn't help but ask the hermit crab to give Lance the only pincer.

eat.

Regarding giving the tongs, the hermit crab also explained that the tongs were indeed broken off by Quirrell.

However, since the broken pincers will grow out after a few days, the hermit crab didn't say anything, just as if he had lost the fight.

[Lao Tzu is not the fish who always keeps things in mind. 】

The hermit crab shook with his only remaining pliers, very brave, [willing to accept the bet. 】

What's more, the hermit crab later thought that the idea of ​​giving Lance the broken tongs for tuition was not bad.

[Okay, class is over. 】

Lance pulled out a small iron bar from the side and hit it on the blackboard with a "pop", [Before class, let's repeat what we learned yesterday. 】

The "blackboard" is a large piece of Lance and it is impossible to say what material it is. Anyway, it can be used as a "blackboard".

【I am I! 】

Relying on his small size, Quirrell grabbed the drumstick and swam to the drum stand. Regardless of Lance's face change, "Dingling Sulang" began to knock.

In the noise, Lance's face gradually turned green.

He regrets one thing in particular now.

Why do you have to boast about going to Haikou, and teach Qiluo.

Although Quirrell had eighteen tentacles, after so many days, its eighteen tentacles only explained one thing. It really has no talent in music.

wanna die.

…

In the afternoon, Lance felt that he would listen to this kind of noise again, I was afraid that he would vomit out lunch.

In order to make his life better, Lance announced:

[You can practice freely in the afternoon, I will not participate. 】

【it is good! 】

Quirrell was still full of enthusiasm. It didn't realize that Lance was so tortured by it. Maybe it was still complacent and he could finally knock it out.

Hermit crabs do not matter.

Since Quirrell is now beating the "miniature" drum, as a giant crab, the hermit crab said that the drum sound was like hitting it with a pea, and it didn't feel any sense, so he waved his tongs at Lance to express himself. Got it:

[If Lao Tzu can't even stand his own fish, what kind of face does Lao Tzu have to mess with here? 】

Domineering, really domineering.

Lance couldn't help but patted his palms, feeling that he was reading a book about the domineering president and Xiaojiao's wife.

After fooling the two sea monsters, Lance was exhausted and hurriedly swam out of the place where Quilo was beating the drum.

After swimming out, I don’t know how long, Lance finally did not hear the "Ding Ling Dang Cang" drum beat, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then he was here comfortably.

Swim around.

He found himself getting used to life as a mermaid.

I don't know if this is a bad thing or a good thing.

After swimming on the bottom of the sea for a while, Lance slowly began to float up.

I had been too busy before that I didn't have time to see the island again. Lance wanted to take advantage of this time to go back and have a look.

Because he was afraid that the camera would be damaged if it entered the water again, Lance put the camera and suitcase on the island. If you want to see it, just go directly to the island.

Floating out of the sea, Lance wiped the sea water off his face with his webbed claws, and hurriedly went under a coconut tree on the beach.

He put the suitcase under the coconut tree, and he was afraid that after so few days, his suitcase would disappear under various accidents.

After finally climbing under the coconut tree, Lance pulled the sand a few times, and he was relieved to see the undamaged suitcase underneath.

Lance sat under the shade of the tree and opened the suitcase. He looked at the neatly organized clothes and the camera, and he couldn't help but sighed long.

Life is not easy, and fish is not easy.

Although the contents of the suitcase had been sorted out, Lance couldn't help himself looking through the contents of the suitcase and rearranged it again.

As for his roommate, how did A put the diary into his suitcase at the same time, Lance thought for a long time, but didn't think clearly.

Is it intentional? Or was it accidentally stuffed in?

Lance tried to think carefully about what a looked like at the same time, but found to his frustration that he could only remember a rough idea, and he couldn't remember what his colleague a looked like.

His memory is really bad. Could it be that after becoming a fish, the fish’s memory is only seven seconds?

Lance looked horrified.

After sorting the suitcase for a while, Lance looked like a dragon patrolling his own treasure. After making sure that there was nothing left, he pulled up the suitcase contentedly and buried the suitcase back in the beach.

Then Lance looked at the shimmering sea outside the shade of the trees, watching the sleepiness growing.

He forced his sleep, picked up a few leaves from the side, made a simple cot for himself, then yawned and lay down on it.

Since becoming a mermaid, Lance found that he was getting rougher and rougher, and there was really no pursuit at all.

Well, it doesn’t matter, at least sleep here, and finally don’t have to suffer the annoying noise, it’s not good

Is it?

Time passed by every minute.

The warm sea breeze makes people sleepy, and the rhythmic sound of the waves in the distance is the best lullaby.

After Lance finally got a good night's sleep, and when he opened his eyes again, he found that half of the afternoon had passed. According to the position of the sun in the sky, two or three hours later, he was afraid that the sun would set.

Oh, forgot to catch the fish.

Lance quickly got up and crawled back into the sea.

In fact, what Lance wanted to do was very simple. He just wanted to catch a dark blue fish for Wencer every day.

Be optimistic, if Winser wakes up and sees the dark blue fish in front of him, the fish is so delicious, he should be very happy.

Even if Wencer couldn't wake up and couldn't eat the fish, it didn't matter, Lance decided to eat the fish himself, after all, the fish was delicious.

Because there is a big guy named Quilo in Sunset Bay, dark blue fish generally do not appear in Sunset Bay. Therefore, Lance did not know that because he wanted to catch fish, he had slowly swim out of Sunset Bay. .

As usual, Lance decided to check out the dark blue fishes.

Unexpectedly, however, Lance did not run into the dark blue fish this time, but ran into a group of killer whales.

Not long after Lance returned to the sea, he discovered that there were a group of "uninvited guests" here.

He hid behind the reef, looking at the "little fat guys" in black and white dresses not far away, with some hesitation.

Judging from the movements of these killer whales and the schools of fish that were driven by them, these killer whales are hunting.

The school of fish that the killer whales rushed was just the dark blue fish that Lance wanted.

I don't know where they came from so many small dark blue fishes. Ming Lansi has only caught one or two fish for so many days.

It now appears that the dark blue fish still appear in clusters, and the two individual fish that Lance caught may be a few fish that leaked from the school.

This frustrated Lance a little.

Lance looked at these orca whales and compared the size of his body with the killer whales in the bottom of his heart. Out of caution, Lance did not rush forward, but adjusted his posture and swam to the side. Behind the reef, carefully watch the movements of these killer whales.

The hunting of the killer whales is coming to an end, and it seems that they are full.

The little dark blue fishes who were lucky enough to escape escaped from the gap between the killer whales in a panic.

And the killer whales are getting closer and closer to where Lance is hiding, which makes

Lance could hear the communication between the killer whales:

"嘤嘤嘤"

"expensive-"

"嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤—"

These "puff puff" sounds come back and forth, and the killer whales inside are still touching back and forth with a few movements from time to time. From the perspective of Lance, a bystander, it's like these killer whales are exchanging experiences with each other. .

If translated, maybe these killer whales are like people who flatter and stom on each other after they have beaten the king.

For example:

"Wow, did you see what I did just now? A lot of cows."

"So so and so, what the **** did you give away?"

Listening to the call in his ear, Lance poked his head out from behind the reef. He counted. There were five killer whales in total.

These five killer whales look very energetic, coupled with their lively actions, Lance believes that these may be a group of little killer whales coming out to play.

After all, in his shallow ocean knowledge, the killer whale group is generally led by the oldest female whale. The hunting of the few killer whales just now is more like playing around than hunting seriously.

Forget it, leave them alone.

Lance lay behind the reef, looking sadly at the dark blue fish swimming farther and farther, thinking about how he should bypass the group of killer whales to catch them.

Just now the killer whale did this, I am afraid that it will become more and more difficult to catch this dark blue fish in the future.

Several killer whales were playing nearby for a while, and then they turned around one after another, and they seemed to be ready to go home.

Lance heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that these killer whales were going to leave.

He was going to wait for the killer whale to go before hunting.

"Huh?"

As a result, before Lance's breath was over, he heard a hum from behind him.

Lance's body stiffened.

He slowly turned his head and saw a fat black and white killer whale behind him.

Lance: "..."

He hates killer whales with high IQ!

What are you playing?

This killer whale, who did not know when it swam behind Lance, seemed to be very curious about Lance. After Lance looked at it, it yelled for a long time and then deliberately touched Lance with a kiss. .

But how big is the killer whale and how big is Lance?

Lance was suddenly touched by it, and his back hit the reef directly, and Lance couldn't help but cried out in pain:

"Ka—wa—"

In an instant, five killer whales in the distance swam over immediately.

Okay, now there are six killer whales circling around Lance.

Lance leaned on the rock and looked at the six killer whales in front of him with shock.

In front of him has been spinning around, and also issued one after another tweet.

Although they didn't speak the language of the killer whale, Lance realized from their eager behavior that all the six whales wanted to touch him.

Suddenly, Lance remembered the campus cat on his college campus.

Those stray cats who were raised by the students are often accidentally blocked by a group of students, and then sucked by a group of students with humiliation.

By analogy, Lance felt that the situation he might encounter now was similar.

"嘤嘤嘤"

The killer whales surrounded Lance and screamed happily:

‘Wow, what is this? So cute, I want to suck. ’

‘What do you suck? I didn’t see who slapped him just now, okay? Be cautious. ’

‘Is this a human? It doesn't look like it. ’

Several killer whales discussed it for a long time, but they didn't discuss it. Finally, they had to send a smaller killer whale.

This body is slightly smaller than other killer whales, but the body is more distinct in black and white, and the little killer whale with unique patterns sinks.

It opened its mouth as Lance watched suspiciously, revealing the row of teeth inside:

【Hello there! 】

Lance's eyes widened in surprise when he heard this energetic voice.

Wait, he is familiar with this voice.

[What are you? 】

The boy’s voice was full of breath, [Can you understand what I’m saying? I am a killer whale. 】

Isn't this the juvenile voice in the sea monster chat group?

Lance breathed a sigh of relief, he relaxed, and said to the little killer whale in front of him:

[Hello, my name is Lance. 】

[Wow, you turned out to be a sea monster! 】

The little killer whale raised its tail happily and continued to ask.

[You look like a human being. 】

Lance finally remembered that killer whales seemed to have a natural affection for humans.

In this case, the killer whales should not classify him as prey.

Lance breathed a sigh of relief.

Lance looked at the killer whale in front of him, then smiled at the killer whale slightly and said:

[I am a mermaid. 】

[Mermaid? never heard of that…】

The little killer whale tilted its head and suddenly seemed to remember it, shaking its head and tail excitedly, [Oh oh oh, I remember, you are the mermaid in the chat group! It turns out that a mermaid looks like this! I saw the mermaid! 】

Lance: [...]

The little killer whale howled for a while, then changed the infrasound to a language that ordinary killer whales could understand and retelled it aside.

After the other five killer whales got the news, this

One after another, there was another tweet.

After a few killer whales reached an agreement, the little killer whale turned his head and continued to ask Lance:

[Excuse me, my friend and I, can you please? 】

Lance raised his head and saw five other huge killer whales above his head, looking down at him.

Even if he didn’t speak, and he couldn’t understand what the killer whales were saying, Krance definitely understood two words from the eyes of the remaining five whales—

"desire"

Lance: "..."

Sorry, if he could travel back to the previous university campus, he would never force the cat to be kicked, really!

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