Diary of Raising a Mermaid

Since Wen Yu was very busy there, Karl and Lance were mainly involved in the rest of the time.

For Carl, Lance is now more and more human-like, in his words, it's just a little trick.

Eat fish soup every day. The fish soup should not be salty or light, and remember to give him a spoon;

Sometimes I drink tea, black tea in a cup, or juice.

In response, Carl just wanted to roll his eyes.

Oh my God, the fish still drink tea. Isn’t there all water in the pool? Why drink tea? !

Regarding the meal, Lance seemed to have compromised, but what is interesting is that every time he eats fish soup, Lance will beckon and let Karl come over.

Carl didn't know, so he walked over and was stuffed with fish soup by Lance.

What is this for?

Originally, Carl thought that Lance was in estrus, and he had "maternal love", so he always wanted to feed him, but why did Lance not allow him to eat after he only gave him a bite each time?

Carl always looked dumbfounded.

Next, Lance was eating the fish soup with another spoon while looking at Karl with contempt.

Carl told Rose about his doubts, but in the video, Rose sighed after being silent for a long time:

"I think Lance did this to let you know how unpalatable what you make."

When she thought about it, she knew how perfunctory and unpalatable what the rough man in front of her made was.

It's really because of how Delance can eat it.

Carl: "..."

What does he care about the taste? Isn’t it enough to have a full stomach?

In fact, Lance thought so.

The fish soup made by Carl and Rose is really a heaven and an underground.

The fish soup he recently ate was either too salty or too sweet, which made Lance wonder if Carl had a bad taste.

However, in order to keep his body safe, Lance had to hypnotize himself while eating the fish soup.

During this period of time, Lance did not stay in the water all the time. He often sat by the pool, soaking the lower half of the fishtail in the water, and watched Carl get busy.

Sometimes Karl will come to clean the garden behind, and sometimes Karl will enter the villa and use the things in the villa.

From Lance's point of view, the villa in front of him has electricity and a network, and there is also a glass box that contained him in the living room.

What shocked Lance was that he thought he was in the world of doomsday,

Some types of work will disappear, but he didn't expect that one day, he could see Karl ordering takeaways in the villa and unpacking the courier.

Order... takeaway, demolition... express delivery...

Lance looked shocked.

He seemed to have a clue about the escape plan.

So, that night, taking advantage of Karl's return to rest, Lance made an escape plan for himself with a serious face.

First, go to the villa.

He had to enter the villa and figure out his location, for example, how far he was from the sea.

Second, find a courier and mail yourself out.

When Karl is away, he can secretly hide in the glass box, and then order a courier online for the courier to deliver the glass box to the sea.

Should be able to do it.

Lance thought about this question, didn't he mean that the courier could deliver everything?

This plan seemed a little bit ridiculous at first, but it was the only way that Lance wanted to break his head and figure out to really get out.

If Carl, who is taking care of his frizziness now, uses a little trick to trick Carl out, Lance believes that this plan can be successful.

After affirming the feasibility of this plan, Lance folded his hands silently and bowed to the outside.

I'm sorry, starting today, I'm going to toss you, Carl.

Namo Amitabha.

So Lance turned around, walked over to several drains, and blocked the drains as usual;

Then, he swam to the black plug, took a deep breath, exhausted all his strength, and pulled out the black plug——

"Do"

The last time he squeezed, Carl thought it was the black stopper himself that had loosened it, so after putting the black stopper back in, he left it alone.

And Carl's big heart made Lance implement his own escape plan.

...

When Karl came to see Lance the next day, he was stunned.

The plug in the swimming pool was unplugged, and the water almost ran out, leaving only a small puddle, allowing the fish in the swimming pool to linger.

And in the middle of the pool, the white mermaid lay there, face down, not knowing his life or death.

Carl tremblingly grabbed his face, and based on the pain on his face, he was sure that what was in front of him was not an illusion, it was real.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Carl broke out a long howl, he frantically scratched his hair, scratching himself into a chicken coop.

God, how long have these fish been like this?

Hasn't it been like this since last night?

If there is no water for so long, you will not be dried up, right?

A series of doubts

The question made Carl dizzy. In Carl's eyes, the white mermaid was not only Lance, but also 200 million.

If Lance were to die of thirst because of drying up in this way, Carl was certain and certain that he would be physically overwhelmed by the metaphor, and he might die without a place to bury him.

His mind was blank, and Carl had no time to take a closer look at the neighborhood. He jumped into the pool, walked quickly to the center, rolled Lance over, hugged it in his arms, with a sad expression on his face:

"Lan—S—"

Lance: "..."

How do you feel that Romeo and Juliet are about to be staged?

It's time to test your acting skills!

Lance quickly adjusted his mind. He pretended to be weak and opened his eyes. In Carl's distressed eyes, he slowly raised his hand and pointed to the villa.

Carl didn't know so: "What's the matter?"

Lance made a mouth-shaped "water" for Karl, then rolled his eyes very witty, pretending to faint.

In order to have a better dramatic effect, he also spit out white foam from the gill gap behind his ear.

At a glance, I knew I was dying of thirst.

Hurry up and hug him into the villa so that he can know the password of the villa.

"Yes! There is water in the villa!"

Where did Carl come from and think at this time, he subconsciously wanted to get water, and the fastest way to get water was to get it from the villa.

So Carl put Lance aside and flew to the villa immediately.

Lance, who was pretending to be lethargic:? ? ? ?

Why is it different from what he imagined? ? ?

It didn't take long for Karl to come back. Lance closed his eyes and pretended to be in a coma because of lack of water. He began to think about what Karl had brought over after hearing Karl's footsteps.

In the next second, his doubts were resolved.

With a "boom" Karl put a basin in front of him, a basin filled with water.

Then, Carl raised Lance's head, and before Lance could open his eyes, he pushed Lance's head into the water.

Lance:? ? ? ?

He was stunned by this kind of **** operation. If he was not a mermaid, he was afraid that he would sue Karl for murder.

Is there really something wrong with Carl's brain circuit? Is there really something wrong?

Lance felt that he was being teased, so he looked up, trying to struggle.

"Don't move, you are vomiting bubbles!"

Carl pressed Lance’s head and pressed Lance into the water persistently.

"Bubbly, you need to replenish water, can't you breathe in the water?"

Lance strenuously fanned Tiehan in front of him with his fish tail.

He did

You can breathe in water, but how can someone replenish water like this, just replenish the head?

"Hey hey, don't move."

Carl thought Lance didn’t like this action. He held Lance’s tail in one hand, and then spoke to Lance with a long heart.

"The most important thing now is to replenish you with water immediately. I have to clean up the pool before releasing water... Although this method is stupid, it is absolutely effective."

When human beings go into the sea, when the equipment is not complete or rough, don't they just go down with a helmet that can absorb oxygen?

From this perspective, the mermaid should be similar.

A blue vein popped out of Lance's forehead.

He took advantage of the moment when Carl wanted to press his tail to relax, and immediately raised his head, just about to yell at Carl. As a result, Carl immediately recovered and pushed him into the water again.

Lance: "..."

Mom's mentally retarded.

"I know this way is uncomfortable, but the bitter medicine is good for the disease."

Carl was still pouting, pressing the back of Lance's head and persuading him.

Lance: "..."

A series of fine bubbles began to emerge in the basin.

Seeing that Lance was not struggling anymore, Carl breathed a sigh of relief. As soon as he was about to leave, he saw Lance break away from his restraints again and raised his head.

Reflexively, Karl pushed him back again.

"Om—"

When Karl pushed Lance back, the small white projector by the pool lit up.

Wen Yu turned on the projector at this time and just saw Carl press Lance's head into the water "cruelly".

If Lance were human, this would definitely be a live broadcast of torture.

The scene was very silent for a while.

Only Lance buried his head in the water, gurgling bubbles.

"Carl, can you tell me what are you doing?"

Wen Yu's tone was very calm, so calm as to be calm before a storm.

Carl moved his body, and he realized that his posture was also very ambiguous—

He was almost lying on Lance’s body, and he was holding Lance’s fish tail with one hand, as if deliberately trying to lift Lance’s fish tail, and the other hand was forcibly pressing. On the back of Lance's head.

After three seconds of silence, Karl jumped up as if being electrocuted. He quickly released Lance, and then explained to Karl incoherently:

"The water is dry...Yes, I'm replenishing Lance...just replenishing water!"

Lance slowly raised his head, wiped the water off his face, and adjusted his hideous features.

Turned around,

Lance yelled pitifully at Wen Yu, yelling and pointing at Karl.

Anyone with a discerning eye could see that Lance was suing.

The voices of one person and one mermaid came and went one after another, and Wen Yu over there listened to a sense of powerlessness. He rubbed his temples, lowered his voice and shouted:

"be quiet!"

The scene was quiet for a second.

Everyone is waiting for Wen Yu to speak.

Wen Yu glanced at the dry swimming pool, his gaze fell on the black plug not far away for a long time, then he looked at Lance.

Being stared at by Wen Yu's pure black pupils, Lance gradually became a little guilty, and he always felt that he was seen through by Wen Yu.

In order not to let Wen Yu say anything, he pretended to be weak, and crawled to the basin that Karl had brought before. With a "puff", he buried his head in the water.

Seeing that Lance did this, Tiehan Han Carl over there seemed to have found the backbone, and he gave Wen Yu a silly smile:

"It seems that my method is useful."

Wen Yu felt his temples jump suddenly.

He decided to come back early.

"Would you not carry him into the bathtub in the villa?"

Wen Yu deeply felt that putting the two living treasures together was the biggest mistake.

Carl was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what was wrong with his approach, so he quickly agreed:

"Yeah, it seems like this should be done."

It was originally.

Lance, who was buried in the water and bubbling bubbles, couldn't help rolling his eyes as he listened to the conversation between the two.

Damn, someone finally thought of this trick.

As soon as Carl rolled up his sleeves, he was about to go to the villa to fill the bathtub with water.

"Wait."

Wen Yu felt tired, so he had to seize this free time and say,

"After putting Lance in the bathtub, you clean up the pool."

After saying this, Wen Yu cast his gaze on the plug in the swimming pool.

Why does this swimming pool have such a weird design?

He wanted to know what the designer was thinking and why he designed such a big loophole:

"Find a way to block it, and don't let Lance pull the plug again."

"Oh oh oh, no problem."

Carl nodded, and did not hear Wen Yu suggesting that his farce today was entirely caused by Lance.

On the other side, Lance shook his ears and fins, and decided to pretend to be dead before Wen Yu finished the projection.

But at the same time, he was very happy--

Finally, his escape plan can be implemented.

The author has something to say: Well, for the current Carl, he really doesn't know anything, thinking that Lance is a mermaid, the kind of inhuman species.

As for Rose, since Lance is too much like her brother, plus the things Lance saved them before, Rose thinks Lance is her brother’s reincarnation or something, so she will look at Lance from a human perspective. (But because Wen Yu didn't believe her, she didn't have the opportunity to contact Lance).

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