Diary of Raising a Mermaid

"Wow"

The waves crashed on the beach, bringing out white foam.

On the remote seashore, Wen Yu walked barefoot on the beach, holding a few seaweeds in his right hand, and dozens of snow-white fish strung on the seaweeds.

Each snow-white fish has a faintly flowing blue inside, demonstrating the extraordinary value of the entire fish.

Indeed, these fish are only found in the deep sea, which happens to be Lance's favorite food.

Even if it was Wen Yu, it took him a lot of effort to find these fish.

He intends to bring these fish to Lance to eat.

Lance must eat these fish, he doesn't want Lance not to build a nest.

I don't know how Karl and Lance get along.

This thought just slipped through Wen Yu's mind, and quite coincidentally, Wen Yu's communication device rang.

Wen Yu frowned, he changed his hand to hold these fishes, and then turned on his communication device to see what was wrong.

As a result, I opened the message a bit, and the first thing Wen Yu saw was a text message:

[Lance is cooking by herself, so cute. Look at it. 】

Then there is a video.

Wen Yu raised his eyebrows. He clicked on the video and saw a live broadcast from Karl—

The location of the video was in the kitchen.

In fact, this is nothing, but what attracts the eye is the white mermaid chopping vegetables in the kitchen.

The white mermaid stood in front of the kitchen counter, carefully holding the handle of the knife with webbed claws, and dicing carrots one by one.

Obviously, the white mermaid is not very familiar with how to cut carrots. Every time he cuts the knife, he looks at it for a long time and adjusts the position of the knife.

Every time it was cut, the white mermaid seemed to be frightened by a "duo" sound, and its tail would curl up.

The whole process is very slow, but because the white mermaid has a serious face is too cute, it always makes people think that he is doing a big experiment, and the whole process of cutting carrots makes people watch with relish.

Watching this scene, Wen Yu's expression went blank for a while.

Did he read it right, his little fish is here, cooking for himself?

This is actually easy to understand.

The reason for the whole thing is simple, that is, after Lance woke up, he was hungry.

When he was hungry, Lance went downstairs to find food, but after he went downstairs, he saw Carl immersed in the game, forgetting himself, and didn't care what he meant.

After thinking about it for a while, Lance weighed "be hungry first, and eat later for a while" and "eat Carl's fish soup that is difficult to eat". After weighing the two sides, he decided to do something for himself.

After all, it's because Carl's cooking is unpalatable.

So Lance sneaked into the kitchen by himself while Carl was not paying attention.

However, after a while, Carl passed the game, and he reacted.

Hearing the sound in the kitchen, he put down the gamepad, stood up and walked to the kitchen. After arriving in the kitchen, he happened to see Lance working on the processed fish.

One person and one mermaid froze at the same time, and they looked at each other for a long while.

Lance was a little embarrassed, holding a knife, wondering if he should hack Karl to death.

Carl was very calm. He turned on the communicator in one second and wanted to record the scene.

But when Lance saw Carl raise his hand, he was about to throw away the ingredients and run away.

One person and one mermaid dragged for a long time, and finally Karl was forced by Lance to untie the communication device, and put the communication device aside as a video recorder, so that Lance did not overreact, and finally stayed and cooked under the lens of the communication device.

One person, one mermaid finally reached a consensus.

Lance was satisfied that he had made a mistake and asked Karl to remove the communication device so that he could "get on" the communication device, forcing Karl to use the computer to go online.

And Carl was satisfied that Lance was honest, he was able to record such a weird and cute video.

It's really gratifying.

Time is up to now.

Since video is a way of live broadcast, Wen Yu watched the video for a while and simply stood in place, wanting to see how it would develop.

At the same time, Wen Yu is very curious, can Lance cook really eat it?

However, in the later stage of the video, in the video, when Lance put the small pot of fish soup in cold water to cool down, Karl took advantage of Lance's attention and secretly fished it out of the small pot made by Lance. Eat a spoonful.

At that time, Karl's reaction directly told Wen Yu that the fish soup made by Lance was not only edible, but also delicious.

For a while, Wen Yu outside the video, watching the video eating fish soup and looking happy, Karl felt a little sour.

Although Lance once caught fish for him, catching a fish and trying hard to make a bowl of fish soup are two different things.

He hasn't tried this treatment yet.

After a while, the content after the video made Wen Yu dumbfounded:

In the picture, Lance suddenly approached, and the next second, the picture was caught by a webbed claw.

Then the picture changed to flowers, followed by Carl's screams, and after a jitter, Lance's face suddenly appeared in the video.

The suddenly enlarged Lance's face suddenly appeared, which made Wen Yu subconsciously raise his head back, and then he looked at Lance in the video and couldn't help but laugh.

Why did his little fish suddenly **** Carl's communication device?

In the video, Lance didn't seem to know that he was "lived live". He looked at the video screen curiously with a serious face, while his background was pitch black.

When Wen Yu saw Lance like this, he knew that Lance was definitely doing something "bad".

The video shook a few times, and Carl's voice moved from far to near. Finally, the video came to an abrupt end after Lance made an expression of disgust.

After the video was over, Wen Yu narrowed his eyes delicately.

He watched the last point of the video several times, and finally saw a small black cloth corner in a certain corner of the video.

Wen Yu recalled the various decorations in the villa, and finally found it in the corner of memory—

This is the bed sheet in his room.

Lance hid in his bedroom?

What did he do with Carl's communicator?

Wen Yu sighed and felt a headache.

He had a hunch that Lance was probably trying to "break out" again.

…

Indeed, Lance is now hiding under Wen Yu's bed, taking advantage of Karl's still jumping outside, studying the communication device by himself.

According to Lance’s plan, he originally wanted to use other methods to coax Karl into disassembling the communicator himself, and then he broke the communicator and forced him to use the computer, so that he could use Karl’s account to see if he could. Mail yourself out.

However, he did not expect that today, in the accidental collision, he actually cheated Carl's communication device by cooking.

Carl is so stupid, he doesn't do much, I'm so sorry to Carl.

Originally, Lance wanted to run outside after grabbing the communication device, but Karl finally showed his qualities as a soldier and blocked Lance to the second floor a few times.

As Lance thought, because he had messed up the room before, Carl had no doubt that Lance had deliberately led him to Wen Yu's room.

There is no doubt that Lance has used a computer.

Lance was blocked and scurrying around, and finally hid under the bed in Wen Yu's room.

Now, in the darkness under the bed, Lance started frantically clicking on the communicator with his webbed claws, trying to mess up the communicator.

Outside, Carl did not forget to take his bowl with him when he was chasing Lance. After a few bites were cleaned, Carl got serious:

"Lance, come out, you can't use my communication device."

In order to see exactly what Lance was doing, Carl had to kneel, sideways, and look under the bed.

As a result, as soon as he looked at the bottom of the bed, Carl was pushed out by the tail of a white fish.

Carl: "..."

On the other side, when Lance saw that Carl was about to come to life, he speeded up his actions and pressed on the communication device in a panic.

He found that this communicator was very similar to the original mobile phone, but was an upgraded version of the mobile phone.

There is a, there is a password lock, and it can also be classified, but unlike mobile phones, mobile phones are limited by the screen size, but this communicator can project the screen, so it can be so small.

Also, the **** of the communication device is very good. For example, if the private a and files in it are opened, Karl's fingerprint or face is required, and he can't change anything at all.

It's no wonder that Carl didn't care at all about taking the communicator away from him, for fear that he knew that Lance could not do much with his communicator.

Lance thought seriously.

According to the function of a, Carl’s communicator is divided into three pages—

Work, entertainment, other.

The work page Lance is not ready to move, nor can it move, but the entertainment page...

Hehe.

Lance turned it over and found that it was filled with shopping and takeaways, and he immediately thought about it.

He clicked the delete button with a web claw and deleted the entire entertainment page.

Very good, he can delete this entertainment page.

I only heard a "ding dong", shopping and takeaway a in the entertainment page, nothing was left.

"Fuck, Lance, what did you delete?"

Carl heard a soft noise, then buried his head under the bed, and was shocked when he saw the light inside changed.

He definitely couldn't delete the things on the work page, but that didn't mean that Lance couldn't delete anything else.

Carl couldn't help reaching out to grab Lance's tail, his tone also sounded harsh:

"Come out, don't come out again, I'm spanking you."

bad boy.

Lance felt his tail pulled, and he flicked his tail subconsciously and jumped out from the other side of the bed.

"Lance!"

Carl couldn't help calling Lance's name while walking towards Lance, trying to get to the other side of the bed.

Lance was taken aback by Carl's rare stern tone. He tried to sneak out of the bed, but he just jumped into the bed and heard the sound of tearing the cloth before he had time to leave.

One person, one mermaid: "..."

When Lance was escaping, he did not close the fins on his body. As a result, after such a toss, the fins on his tail hung directly on the sheet and tore the sheet long.

Lance's body stiffened, and he maintained a move that was about to jump off the bed, which was particularly funny.

While Lance was still sluggish, Karl walked up to Lance. He took back the projector from Lance and said to Lance fiercely:

"You got into a catastrophe!"

Lance: "..."

Probably not, Wen Yu is so rich, what happened to him tearing a sheet?

"If things are really as good as you think, that's fine."

Carl was helpless. He glanced at Lance’s expression and knew what Lance was thinking. So he explained to Lance while looking at his communication device.

"Our boss is very nostalgic. He doesn't like people touching his things."

This is a bit like mental cleanliness.

Although Wen Yu is really indifferent to people and things, it doesn't mean that he doesn't have his own preferences.

He really doesn't like other people ruining his things without his consent.

Lance felt a little guilty. He glanced at his tail and took the remaining bits of cloth off the tail.

"This bed sheet seems to be made of real silk, more than ten thousand."

In order to leave a deep education for Lance, Carl deliberately exaggerated,

"How do you pay?"

At this time Carl also found that his "entertainment page" was gone.

He now wondered if Lance was hitting him precisely.

Lance: Of course it is. Otherwise, how can I let you use the computer?

After Lance was scolded by Carl, he thought for a while, hitting the opening of the sheet he had torn out with his webbed claws, and then came to pat Carl on the shoulder.

Carl froze for a moment when he felt Lance's first active physical contact, and then he was very happy:

"Do you want me to help you?"

Lance nodded.

"That's OK!"

When Carl heard his chest, "Then you have to listen to me, don't mess with me."

Lance tilted his head, and finally nodded at Karl.

Seeing Lance showing weakness to himself, the villain in Carl's heart exploded with fireworks.

Finally, he has the handle to grasp Lance!

"Then there is only one solution."

Carl pretended to be profound, "I'll buy another sheet that is exactly the same and put it on for him."

Lance was very shameless and gave Carl a thumbs up.

"But, I do this for compensation."

Carl's eyes are shining,

"You let me hug, and I'll help you."

Lance: "..."

Lance looked at Carl as if he was determined to win, and couldn't help but sighed secretly in his heart.

Silly boy, you thought I jumped into your pit, in fact, you jumped into my pit.

Lance pretended to be reluctant, stepped forward, opened his arms, and gave Carl a hug.

Karl didn't dislike Lance. After seeing the white mermaid coming up to hug him, he immediately happily stepped forward and hugged him.

Passing his fingers through Lance's long silver hair, Carl felt that he could smell the smell of the sea at that moment.

I am really happy, knowing that the stories in fairy tales can also come true for the first time.

Lance retreated from Carl's arms after holding each person and mermaid for a while.

But Carl didn't say anything, his eyes were sparkling and contented.

Lance tilted his head and patted the sheets under him again.

"Oh oh oh, yes, we should fix this."

Carl scratched his head. He walked to the computer in the room. I don't know what he was messing up with. He actually put the communicator into the small box next to the computer.

Lance was shocked when he saw it, he hurriedly walked over and stayed beside Karl, watching his operation intently.

"I hope the boss doesn't mind... he shouldn't be so idle."

Carl murmured, and when he turned his head, he couldn't help but smile when he saw Lance coming.

"Do you understand?"

Hearing this, Lance rolled his eyes at Karl, and then sat down on his tail, seemingly wanting to watch the whole process.

Carl shrugged, not taking this to heart.

After all, in his opinion, Lance is very curious, and it's okay to like to take a look.

Carl clicked on a website in front of Lance and opened the shopping interface.

Lance: "..."

Amoy x? Why are you still there after so many years?

Carl logged into his account and looked for black silk sheets.

Then one person and one mermaid looked at the black silk bed sheet all over the screen with a dazed expression.

After a few seconds, one person and one mermaid simultaneously turned their heads to look at the torn sheet behind them.

After a few more seconds, Carl turned his head back first, and he patted Lance on the shoulder, with an expression of a heavy duty entrusted to him:

"You pick it. Even if you make the wrong choice, the boss will never blame you."

Lance twitched his eyes.

I'm going, is this giving him the pot?

It took a long time for one person and one mermaid to pick a three-piece suit that barely allowed them to reach a consensus.

Carl wailed his salary and placed an order while enduring his heartache.

After doing all this, Carl felt very sad, and he was about to turn off the computer.

But unexpectedly, Lance pressed Carl's hand.

"what are you doing?"

Carl looked dumbfounded.

Lance pointed to the computer screen, looking very interested.

But at the same time, his stomach suddenly made a "grunt" sound.

After a moment of silence, Carl couldn't help but smile.

After tossing for so long, he thought Lance was not hungry.

"Ok."

Carl closed the shopping interface, then he touched Lance’s head and clicked on another website.

"How about show you the TV series? It's only today, I'll go get you fish soup."

Lance nodded vigorously.

"Then you choose the one you like."

Carl pointed to the pile of posters on the computer screen. He was looking forward to seeing what Lance would choose.

Lance took a look, and randomly selected one of the hottest TV series of their year—

"Harem **** Biography"

Carl: "..."

After opening the TV series for Lance, Carl went downstairs to get Lance's fish soup.

And Lance pretended to be very interested in TV dramas.

But in fact, after Carl left, Lance quickly minimized the screen of the TV series. While leaving the computer with "The concubine can't do it", he frantically tried to find out how to send the courier.

After less than ten seconds, a chat window suddenly popped up.

A person who uses a rose as an avatar appears and asks directly in the chat window:

[Carl? Are you using a computer? 】

Judging from the person's tone, it is a very strange thing to use a computer instead of a communicator.

This is like the fact that people who use mobile phones nowadays use a lot of mobile phones, but use computers to buy things as a very rare usage.

Lance thought for a while, he didn't see the person's remarks, but through the person's head, he thought it was a rose, so he pretended to be Carl and replied:

【shopping. 】

The person over there was silent for a long time, and then asked after a while:

[Are you really Carl? 】

Fuck, this is too sensitive, right?

Lance felt more and more that the opposite was a rose, because only a rose could have such a slender nerve.

Thinking of Rose's indulgence to herself, Lance asked carefully:

[Do you know how to send courier to the sea? The port is also OK. 】

The person opposite with a red rose was silent. He typed a long string of words, and finally deleted it. After a while, he sent it over and said:

[Know, do you need my help? 】

[I want to send something over there, can I send it there directly? 】

[It's okay to make it a "top secret" piece. 】

I will reply quickly over there, [But that requires someone to guarantee and sign, can you? 】

Lance gritted his teeth and simply gave it up:

[Are you a rose? 】

After a while, the person over there replied with a faint tone:

[You really are Lance. 】

Here Lance laughed dryly, thinking about how to explain it.

Before Lance was typing, the man with a rose in his head over there came another sentence:

[Tomorrow it is Carl's turn to be on duty, he will not go to the villa, I will let the courier pick up the package, how about it? 】

【Yeah. 】

Lance's eyes lit up, and at the same time he hesitated, wondering whether to tell the person on the opposite side of his true intentions.

He was a little afraid of getting Rose.

[I know you want to mail yourself back. 】

The person opposite did not wait for Lance to speak, and typed a bunch of words again.

[Well, it's great. 】

The last two words are almost like having nothing to look for, and in the end they can only say a word with nothing.

Lance didn't care about so much, he said to the other party:

【muah. 】

Then quickly closed the window and pretended to be watching a show.

…

Wen Yu looked at his communicator, the corners of his lips couldn't help but turned up, but in the next second, he seemed to think of something and his face turned black.

If you look closely, you will see that Wen Yu's own head is a rose.

This was randomly selected by the system, and Wen Yu was too lazy to change it, but he did not expect that one day, this default avatar would play such a big role.

The computer in the bedroom is connected to Wen Yu's communication device. If he wants to know, he can know the operation on the computer through the communication device.

Unexpectedly, today, he could actually see Lance searching on the computer how to send the courier.

Although this method may seem nonsensical, it can work if you take it seriously.

For example, you can directly find a black market courier.

They don't care what you send, as long as you have the money in place, even if it is a nuclear bomb, people in the black market can send the courier to the designated location.

Another method, as Wen Yu said, is to find a person with the right to guarantee.

Because this is the end, many times, people in the army and laboratories will mail some weird things.

The rules have always been only for ordinary people, so in the future, it will be regarded as tacit approval. If there is a guarantee from a powerful person, the courier will also send the item without checking the delivery.

If he is really a rose, Wen Yu guessed, maybe the one-strained rose would really bet on his future and send Lance back as a reward.

"Really are…"

Wen Yu turned off his communication device, and he looked out the window of the car while thinking of Lance's last sentence of "Mameda".

At this time, the army's car happened to pass through the slums of the living quarters.

Rows of dilapidated houses, as well as passersby standing beside the road, looked at the passing army with dull or envious eyes, all of which made people silent.

These are all human beings.

The human beings at the bottom, who are barely struggling, and the drunken humans at the top, are all the same species, but they are so different.

This is one thing Wen Yu can't figure out.

Although the ocean is also the weak and the strong, but the marine species rely on their own physical fitness to fight and **** themselves, and they can survive;

In human society, it is really weird that the birth of a person can determine the fate of a person's life.

"Colonel Wen Yu, Dr. Muran in the Doom Lab hopes that you will go to him for a report after the mission is over."

The soldier who drove Wen Yu carefully observed Wen Yu’s expression through the mirror in the car.

"Then look..."

"Go to the military area."

Wen Yu replied lazily,

"Those fish will break if they don't deal with it quickly."

"But, that's Dr. Mougin..."

"Ok?"

"Yes!"

The little soldier shuddered, and immediately took hold of the steering wheel, and steadily drove towards Wen Yu's residence.