Diary of the Improper Monster Girl Transformation

Chapter 246 The Siren's Ass Biting! (4.4K, please vote!)

Bang, bang, bang!

As Herbert walked, the "giant" fish caught on his shoulders also bounced up and down, and the head rose and fell.

The Siren's beautiful face kept coming into close contact with Herbert's hips.

Duang——Duang——Duang——

Finally, after being pushed open by the elastic muscles for the seventeenth time, Freme, who had her eyes closed, could no longer pretend to sleep.

"... Hum!!!"

She suddenly opened her eyes, snorted with shame and annoyance, and complained unhappily: "Hey! You're not done yet, are you!"

I admit that your ass is really nice and feels good, and I used to like pinching it...but you can't touch my face with your ass over and over again!

Are you doing this on purpose?

But just after her outburst, Herbert still ignored her, immersed in the state of being lost on the way home after catching a giant.

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Alas, why can't I find my way home?

Hey!

My friend, how do you know that I caught such a big giant today?

Hey hey hey!

Don't leave! I haven't asked you the way yet?

Come back soon...Hey? You really come back?

Hey hey! Do you want to see my big fish again?

…

Although Herbert didn't really catch the fish, and he didn't have friends and family to show off.

But as a fisherman, this spirit of joy can be communicated!

Is the story of the old man and the sea important to catch a big fish?

No!

The real core of the story is that the old man defeated the big fish and won the real victory!

Herbert, also won.

In the land duel with Miss Siren, he achieved a good result of a complete victory in a one-on-one actual battle with his skillful skills and eloquent words!

Finally, he succeeded in defeating the big fish completely, and it became the trophy on his shoulders.

This is the victory of the fisherman.

This great victory belongs to mankind!

This honor belongs to...

Just as Herbert was immersed in the joy of victory, he did not notice that the big fish he defeated had regained consciousness.

Not only that, she became quite dangerous at this moment!

"I told you to ignore me!"

After being ignored for a long time, Freyme was angry and angry. I don't know what was wrong with her mind. She bit the butt in front of her fiercely.

Don't ask her why she bit it?

She didn't know.

If there must be an answer... "It's there."

Because it was there, she bit it.

Ah-woo!

Crack!

The siren's fangs suddenly became sharp in its mouth, penetrated the leather armor, and bit the boy's butt hard.

"Huh! !?"

At the moment when his butt was about to be severely injured, Herbert's expression changed immediately.

Not good!

Someone attacked my hook!

He frowned, clamped his legs together, and tightened his muscles!

But this sharp reaction was useless - the siren's fangs still bit Herbert's butt.

"Hiss - Ha!"

Herbert's face became quite wonderful at this moment.

Red in white, black in red...

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't really bite me!"

Are you a dog?

Aren't you a siren? How can you bite me! ?

Could it be a sea dog?

Although Freme was very measured and didn't bite through the muscles, she didn't even bite through the skin.

But even if she didn't officially break the defense, the pain was really painful.

It was as painful as "rainy night, viaduct, Maybach"!

It hurts too much.

If this pain could go a step further, it would be "little monster, the best, shriveled"... cough.

In short, it hurts.

Herbert turned back helplessly and pushed Miss Siren's head, hoping that she would show mercy.

"Let go, dear Miss Freme, stop biting!"

If you want to bite, go bite somewhere else!

You can't bite there!

What's wrong with you?

Even Valentina didn't bite me like this!

How come you are more childish than her?

Freme finally let go of her mouth and snorted: "Hehe~ I'll let you ignore me again!"

After that, she also thoughtfully matched the after-sales service and used healing magic on Herbert's butt...well, water element.

Shh——

When the cold water droplets sprayed on the skin on his butt, Herbert knew it.

Freme must not have forgiven herself yet.

This fiery and icy feeling is really speechless.

What is this?

Artificial Yin-Yang eyes of ice and fire?

"Well, it's okay, hehe~"

After confirming that Herbert's butt was still intact, Freme smiled and patted it, and pinched it.

After fully demonstrating the essence of the shrimp-headed mermaid, she floated up as if nothing had happened.

But she fell down again before she flew very high, returned to the original place, and continued to rely on Herbert's shoulder... but turned in a different direction and rushed her head forward.

If she gets bumped again this time... hum.

I'll bite your head off!

Herbert felt her malicious and greedy eyes, and his crotch tightened slightly, and he squeezed his buttocks honestly.

Howl.

Sure enough, boys must be careful when going out!

Warm reminder: Friends who love fishing, please check before use and be sure not to choose fish with teeth~

Not everyone is a grass carp brother.

Even if Herbert, who automatically inherited the title of "Grass Fish Brother II" after clearing Freme and had some of his previous charm, dared not say that he could really compare to that god.

Can't compare, really can't compare.

How dare you compare with the real strong ones.

A weakling like me can only fall in love with intelligent creatures such as dragons and sea monsters.

Thinking of this, Herbert suddenly noticed something crucial.

"Speak of it, Ninasha."

["Huh? What's wrong?"] Ninasha's voice was cold, and there was even a hint of disgust in it.

Well, not lightly.

The disgust and displeasure were quite obvious.

Miss Xieshen had no intention of hiding anything, and expressed her dissatisfaction Zhengmingpai.

But Herbert didn't care about His tone and continued to ask: "Why didn't you remind me just now?"

He rubbed Shang's butt, which was still aching, and complained: "I'm about to be attacked by a legendary monster, can't you take the initiative to remind me?"

Herbert was messing around - and he knew this very well.

But, this is what he wants!

If it wasn't intentional, Herbert wouldn't have asked this question!

This guy is so mean.

I just have to be mean from time to time, otherwise my whole body will feel uncomfortable, as if there is a sea monster crawling on my body.

As expected, Ninasha was angered by his unreasonable questions and complained angrily: ["You still have the nerve to say it!!?"]

["How do I know when to remind you! Who knows if it's just a little trick between you two!"]

["Isn't it just biting and biting? Haven't you two done this enough before? Ah!!?"]

Ninasha expressed her grievance.

Seriously, just be a human being, this evil god doesn’t want to be part of your flirting...

Is this my fault?

Do you blame me for not reminding you?

Before you accuse me, do you want to look at the problem with you first?

No matter how you look at it, it's obviously the two of you who have the problem!

I spend my days studying how to move the wind chime to make it ring the loudest, and how to move it the quietest way without attracting others’ attention... Ha!

Who knows if you two are enjoying it?

"Hahaha, look at you, you are so anxious."

Herbert smiled and shrugged... bumping the Siren on his shoulder.

"Um?"

Fleme blinked and looked down at Herbert: "Are you looking for me? Just tell me?"

She stared at Herbert's expression with a curious look of suspicion.

"cough!"

Herbert coughed twice and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's just that my shoulder feels uncomfortable."

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"What do you mean, do you think I'm too important?"

"Uh, I..."

Herbert felt the dangerous gaze of the mermaid lady, and felt the fish tail gradually tightening around his body, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Check out the correct version one by one!

Oops, why would you break your defense on this matter?

You are a siren, why do you care about your weight?

Valentina eats so much and doesn’t even care about her weight!

Learn more from others!

Suddenly, Miss Siren suddenly turned her head and said slowly: "Huh? You just...were you thinking about another woman again?"

Herbert:?

"Well……"

Freme was keenly aware of the change in Herbert's thoughts, raised her hand, pressed his cheek, and made him stare into her eyes.

"Hey, don't go too far! Don't think of other women when you are around me!"

She said it was a threat, but her aggrieved tone sounded like she was being coquettish.

Look at me.

I don't care at other times, but when you and I are alone, can you please stop looking elsewhere.

Herbert was a little embarrassed by her stare and forced a smile: "Ahem, what are you talking about? I wasn't thinking about others just now. You were a bit too... uh, sensitive."

right.

Miss Freme, not only your body, but also your spirit seems to be a little too sensitive!

"……Um?"

Fleme looked at Herbert suspiciously, then sniffed her nose in front of her eyes - unfortunately she didn't have Valentina's talent and couldn't smell lies.

"Really?"

"Really! Hey, why don't you believe me? Would I lie to you?"

Herbert just beat his chest and promised.

How could I lie to you!

Me, it was just "I wasn't thinking about anyone else (except Valentina) just now."

As long as enough prepositioned attributives are added, any language can become true.

In the end, she could only reluctantly accept Herbert's statement, curled her lips and muttered: "...Ha, you'd better be!"

To be honest, Freme didn't really care too much about Herbert having a partner other than her.

Having multiple partners is a normal thing for a strong person.

Even if Herbert was really thinking about Valentina, Freme would be awkward for a while at most.

Whether Herbert was sincere or not, he showed his attitude of giving in, so Freme walked down the steps.

Therefore, Fleme is only a little bit tasteful, and will not really break the defense and become angry.

Don't try to use human values ​​to replace the monster society, let alone try to kidnap their ideas.

Even though the two sides have been integrated for centuries, there are still quite obvious racial differences between humans and monsters.

Views on life and death, time, world view, ethics... all kinds of differences,

Racial integration requires "seeking common ground while reserving differences".

Even within the vague category of "monsters", there are great differences between different races.

There are matriarchal societies, patriarchal societies, plant reproduction, assembly and splicing factions...

What's more, even in a world where personal power has reached a very amazing level, the development of human society in this world is still in the Middle Ages.

In order to harvest faith, the gods strangled some of the world's ways forward, allowing their lambs to stay and will stay on this primitive level for a long time.

So the conclusion is that gods are wise, while mortals are stupid.

Mortals' thinking is not very smart and pioneering, and they are still the ancient etiquette and rules passed down by the older generation.

If you want to tell these residents of the Middle World about some "advanced and scientific" knowledge, it will only backfire.

Just like many modern people cannot understand the openness of ancient people, and even feel puzzled.

For this situation, the first thing to be clear is that the ancients just lived in ancient times, which does not mean that they are old-fashioned.

They played more than you did back then!

Although Herbert has modern wisdom, his life experience has also shaped him into a real native.

Especially as an aristocrat who mingles in the social dance circle, he knows how to please people.

Herbert knows how to deal with Freme's situation.

He saw Freme's puffy cheeks and couldn't help but poke them gently.

Poke

"Puff! Hey, you!?"

Herbert succeeded and changed the subject before she got angry: "By the way, you have to get off me and change back to your previous outfit."

"You... oh, okay."

Freme also knew that she couldn't be willful in this place. She had to go back the same way she left.

Otherwise, it would cause trouble for Herbert.

"Okay, then I'll dress up."

Freme reluctantly got off Herbert, and finally took the opportunity to wipe it off, and laughed triumphantly.

She noticed that she almost awakened little Herbert's fighting form again.

Stop while you're ahead, stop while you're ahead.

Although her body was still holding up, she was still a little unaccustomed to the joy of losing control of herself mentally.

A little scared.

"Hehe~"

Freme, who was in a very good mood, took out the alchemical legs and inserted them into the tail again.

Freme shook her fingers, and a layer of mist enveloped her body. She changed her whole body and returned to her appearance when she first appeared in the monastery.

The gorgeous long skirt covered the slight gaps in her legs, and there was a black veil on her head to cover her face.

She lifted the hem of her skirt and bowed slightly to Herbert, then handed out her palm, and she couldn't help laughing after she finished.

"Haha, I'm still not used to this kind of clothing."

But Herbert didn't refuse, but bowed to thank him, and took her hand.

Herbert took Freme's hand, and then gently pulled her up horizontally.

Well, the fish was picked up again!

Herbert looked at Freme, who was in a good mood, smiled without saying a word, and strode towards the direction of the monastery.

"Well, that's it, let's go back all the way."

Family members of the Misty Monastery, tremble!

Your long-lost emperor is coming back!

…

"What's going on?"

Herbert held his "catch" and looked at the crowds of people at the gate of the monastery from afar.

Is this to welcome us?

This doesn't need to be such a big deal! ?

Just when Herbert was wondering, he saw a few familiar faces in the crowd.

"Oh? It's Fao and the others. Let's go and ask what's going on."

Just when Herbert was about to sneak over to find out what was going on, Fao and the others were surrounded by a dozen people around them.

Hmm?

In the crowd, the tall monk Varo patted his chest and shouted loudly:

"Lord Herbert will not die easily! We have seen him before!"

"You don't know how frightening and shocking that scene was!"

"So, he should be the real champion of this monster hunt!"

Herbert:?

Huh?

Me?