Diary of the Improper Monster Girl Transformation

After several trials, Herbert was sure of one thing.

Gods are not omnipotent.

According to his understanding, the gods of this world are not the supreme incarnation of the rules of the world.

They are just individuals who control the laws of a certain field and possess powerful power.

Gods will also fall and be sealed and suppressed by others.

Not invincible.

It's not that... it's not blasphemous.

The theory exists and practice begins!

The buzzing in his ears had long since disappeared, and the angry great being had not sent down divine punishment to chop him into ashes.

"Besides, before you answer, have you thought about how to seduce me?"

"Wealth? Status? Strength?"

"Let me do the math for you. There is no need to mention my status. Even if I break away from this monastery, I am still the son of a duke. I will most likely become the new duke in the future."

"The same goes for wealth. I will definitely not be short of money. Even if I can't become a duke, at worst I can be a lord of a place and live my life leisurely in the manor."

"The only thing that is somewhat tempting to me is strength, but I am also a paladin recognized by the monastery, and I am qualified to have access to the complete inheritance."

"After all this calculation, have you discovered that you... are not as important to me as you think, right?"

"No."

Herbert smiled meaningfully.

"Perhaps it is because you know this matter better than anyone else that you have been avoiding talking about it and pretending not to care. You plan to wait until I pray to you anxiously out of fear, and then you will take advantage of me... "

"Friend, I advise you to save your money and don't wait any longer."

The Evil God was speechless and did not give any response.

But in fact, silence itself is a response.

This is clear to both evil gods and mortals.

"Of course, I said all this not to threaten you. I still have this bit of self-awareness."

Herbert did not continue to press, his attitude became as relaxed and lazy as before, and he said casually:

"My appeal is the same as what I said before - be honest, let's talk openly and honestly."

"how?"

We are all smart people, so don’t bother.

Be more sincere and less clichéd.

The gods didn't respond, and the mortals didn't urge him. The room fell into silence.

Click, click, click.

As the clock chimes, time passes by minute by minute.

【You...are beyond my expectation. 】

After a long time, words finally appeared on the paper.

[Perhaps, I really shouldn’t treat you like an ordinary Paladin...]

The evil god expressed his generosity, but Herbert interrupted without shame.

"Look, you're still acting."

"You really don't have to act like, 'I saw through you, and then you changed your attitude in surprise.' It's not interesting."

"Please stop acting."

Still pretending!

Finally, after being exposed several times, the evil god could no longer act and drew a large simple drawing with an angry expression on the paper.

[...Tsk, you, the Holy Knight, are really boring! 】

"So, thank you for the compliment?"

A certain harmonious god complained angrily about the ignorance of mortals.

[Don’t you know it would be a lot less fun to do this? 】

"Rather than respecting your weird taste, I still think it's more important to clarify the relationship between us right now."

"Stop talking nonsense, what do you want me to do for you? What can you give me?"

When Herbert pressed him again, the evil god finally stopped trying and honestly took off his disguise.

[Okay, mortal, I admit...you did surprise me. 】

[This time, you won. You do have the qualifications to negotiate with me. 】

[However, before talking about that, there is still one thing I don’t understand... I am an evil god? Are you really not worried at all? 】

The evil god couldn't understand.

Since this mortal knows everything and has seen through everything, why not choose to ask others for help instead of risking a deal with himself?

madman?

But it's not quite like that. He doesn't feel the urge to self-destruct in his spirit.

"Worried? Is there any use in worrying? Rather, do I really have a choice?"

Herbert rolled his eyes and felt very speechless: "After you took the initiative to send me a blessing, I have no choice."

"Since I don't have a choice, then you...don't even think about it!"

Why do I have to be manipulated by you?

no.

I won't let you get everything you want so easily.

"It's better to lose both ways than to win alone! If we die, we all die together!"

Herbert sneered and uttered blasphemous words that would drive outsiders crazy when they heard them:

"I don't care what you want, I can help you, but only if you become my slave."

Faced with such an unrealistic request, the gods naturally would not agree and asked indifferently:

[Are you... kidding? 】

"Are you kidding me? Isn't that what you originally planned? To put your mark on me and become a shady degenerate. Finally, when I am helpless, I ask you for help and become a puppet enslaved by you."

Herbert sneered and asked quietly:

"Why are you not happy when it's your turn?"

Just have the qualifications to negotiate?

not enough.

Far from enough! ! !

Herbert was not content to just become a descendant of the evil god, he wanted much more than that.

After a long time, the evil god finally responded.

[Mortal, I smell ambition in your soul. 】

"Oh, stop talking nonsense, let me ask you whether you agree or not."

After expressing his request, Herbert stopped acting and spread his hands like a cheat:

"Don't refuse in a hurry. If you don't agree, at worst, I will go find the Archbishop and surrender myself after dawn. He won't shoot me to death on the spot, right?"

He can beat me! ! ?

【are you sure? 】

"Naturally I'm not sure, so I don't want to and won't try."

"Remind you, maybe I am not the only one blessed by you, and there may be people like me coming in the future, but I should be the most suitable candidate you can find."

【Why are you so confident? 】

"Because I am not a serious believer and will not be affected by dogma."

[No, actually you are. 】

"Um?"

To Herbert's expectation, after being torn apart and forced, the evil god was not angry. His mood at the moment seemed... very good?

[Haha, you are not the lamb of the gods, you are your own believer, you only believe in yourself. 】

"Oh, you're talking nonsense. I'm trying to believe you."

[Mortal, I won’t underestimate you anymore, and you don’t have to continue to act... I won’t pretend anymore. 】

Just as Herbert was thinking about how He was going to take off his disguise, a soft voice full of joy sounded softly in Herbert's heart.

【"hehe."】

! ! ?

He can communicate directly with Himself all the time!

["Mortal... No, Herbert Albert, young paladin, I recognize your qualifications."]

The evil god, who seemed easy to talk to on the surface, but actually disdained to talk to mortals, finally withdrew her contempt.

["Greedy enough, cautious enough, crazy enough...you are indeed a qualified collaborator."]

He himself extended the invitation to mortals.

["I extend an invitation to you in the name of the gods. Please become my contractor and help me break free from my shackles, and I will give you the same reward."]

"...Collaborator?"

Herbert narrowed his eyes and did not give an answer immediately.

Is this offer difficult to accept?

Of course not!

Rather, this is actually the real purpose of Herbert's performance for so long.

He is quite self-aware of the current situation. It is already very difficult not to be passive. It is nonsense to want to gain the upper hand.

Being able to temporarily gain the upper hand was due to the Evil God's contempt for him, and he barely managed to compete with the Evil God by surprise. He could not maintain it for a long time.

He will go to great lengths to make demands that are impossible to achieve as a slave, just to achieve his real goal by relying on the "house demolition effect".

Negotiation, to put it bluntly, means "asking for a high price" and "repaying the money on the spot".

"That……"

Herbert did not give a clear answer, but tried to ask directly from the bottom of his heart without opening his mouth:

"Since we are about to become close partners, you should let me know your name, right?"

["Haha, of course that's no problem, but I can't mention my name now, otherwise some beings will notice me."]

"Okay! Then I will call you Niu Hulu Evil God-chan from now on, or simply..."

Cthulhu-chan completely ignored Herbert's generous name, and whispered in his heart in a nostalgic tone:

["But you can call me..."]

【"Nenasha."】