Diary of the life of a working wizard

"Don't ask me yet, I'm living a good life. But what's going on with you? Why do you feel like you have a serious illness after the summer vacation." Xia Yunjie frowned and said.

"Don't ask, Teacher Xia, this guy brought this on himself. He is losing weight!" Lu Gaoda said angrily.

"I said, Lao Lu, do you have any sympathy? Do you think I am willing to lose weight? I am not trapped by love, I am forced!" Liu Leehom raised his eyelids and rolled his eyes at Lu Gaoda.

"We understand being trapped by love, but you can't lose weight like this. You are a medical student, don't you know that if you lose weight like this, even if you lose weight, you will probably end up with a lot of diseases." Fan Xuewen continued.

"As long as I can marry Yaya, what does it matter if I fall ill?" Liu Leehom puffed up his chest vigorously, showing an attitude of bravely going to justice without hesitation.

"Okay, Teacher Liu, I'm not the one here to hit you. I think this is most likely because the woman is playing tricks on you. If she is really interested in you, how can she ask you to lose fifty pounds in two months? This is not weight loss at all but life loss." Li Xiaoshi frowned.

"Teacher Li, you can't just say things that are baseless. Besides, it's actually quite easy to lose fifty pounds in two months. Many people have done it before." Liu Leehom retorted.

"It's easy! Holy shit!" Lu Gaoda and others all rolled their eyes, "It's over, this guy is crazy!"

"What's this mess? What's going on?" Xia Yunjie frowned and asked.

"What's going on? Isn't this obvious? Our teacher Liu is in love!" Lu Gaoda replied angrily, and then explained everything to Xia Yunjie.

After Xia Yunjie heard this, he realized that his family had arranged a blind date for Leehom Liu this summer. As a result, Leehom Liu fell in love with a blind date, but the other party said that unless Leehom Liu lost fifty pounds within two months, she would not. Be in a relationship with him.

It was very clear that the other party just wanted Leehom Liu to give up. Unexpectedly, Leehom Liu, who had fallen in love, actually took it seriously and made up his mind to lose 50 pounds in two months. The most effective way to lose weight is naturally to take weight loss pills and reduce food intake. So Liu Leehom took diet pills to the point where he couldn't stop eating, but he still endured not eating. As a result, he is not listless, but his complexion is strangely sallow.

"Teacher Liu, you are a doctor. You should know that weight loss is gradual. What you are doing is definitely wrong." Xia Yunjie advised.

"Does that mean I should give up elegance? This is the woman I have finally fallen in love with over the years, and the other woman has made it clear that she will accept my conditions." Liu Leehom said.

"Look, Teacher Xia, this guy is hopeless! Otherwise, in order to save this man's life, you should stop hiding and teach him some tricks to pick up girls." Lu Gaoda and others shook their heads.

"Go away!" Xia Yunjie glared at Lu Gaoda and others angrily, and then said to Liu Leehom: "Teacher Liu, you definitely can't lose weight like this. How about I give you acupuncture to lose weight? Even if it takes two months, Losing fifty pounds is still a bit quick and easy, but it’s still much better than eating some slimming tea or skipping meals.”

"Let's go, let's go! Don't you think I'm not annoying enough, and you're here to entertain me! I'm also studying Chinese medicine. Although I specialize in orthopedics, don't I know acupuncture for weight loss? How much weight can I lose with that thing? Really? It works, do I need to be like this?" This time it was Liu Leehom's turn to glare at Xia Yunjie angrily.

"That's right, Teacher Xia, what's your idea? If acupuncture and moxibustion were so effective in losing weight, then slimming tea and the like would have long been withdrawn from the market, and there would be no fat brothers or sisters in the world." Lu Gaoda and others also They all eliminated Xia Yunjie one after another.

Naturally, they don’t believe in such miraculous acupuncture for weight loss.

"Hey, what's your attitude? If the tiger doesn't show off its power, do you really think I'm a sick cat? After all, I'm also a doctoral supervisor, and there are expert Chinese medicine doctors among my students. If it weren't for the fact that we are all colleagues and good friends For my sake, Teacher Liu is trapped in love again, do you think I will take action easily?" Xia Yunjie glared when he saw that no teacher in the office believed him.

Everyone was slightly stunned when they heard this, but soon they nodded with a smile and said: "Yes, yes, of course we believe that Teacher Xia has superb medical skills. He must be able to do acupuncture for weight loss easily."

Xia Yunjie couldn't help crying or laughing when he saw that although everyone was nodding and praising him on the surface, their words were obviously insincere and perfunctory. When he was thinking about whether to show off, the teaching secretary Yang Shuqin walked in.

"What are you talking about? It's so lively." Yang Shuqin asked with a smile as soon as she walked in. But when her eyes fell on Liu Leehom, she was as surprised as Xia Yunjie and exclaimed: "Teacher Liu, you are What's wrong? Are you sick?"

"It's illness, lovesickness!" Li Xiaoshi sighed, and then explained what happened to Liu Leehom, and what Xia Yunjie had just said about giving him acupuncture to lose weight.

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Obviously she didn't believe that Xia Yunjie could use acupuncture to help Liu Leehom lose fifty pounds of fat in two months.

Xia Yunjie was depressed and speechless for a while after being criticized by Yang Shuqin. After a long time, he said: "Okay, okay, I don't say that I am a doctoral supervisor, nor do I say that there are famous medical experts among the students. In this way, five days! Teacher Liu, give me five days , don’t take those bullshit weight loss pills or go on a hunger strike during these five days. If I don’t have any obvious weight loss effect after I give you the acupuncture, I will teach you some tricks for picking up girls. When it comes to women, I think you always treat me like Have faith!”

"Damn it, Teacher Xia, you should have told me earlier! If you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have lost any weight. Lao Lu, Lao Fan, do you have anything to eat? Do you have anything to eat? I'm starving to death!" Liu Leehom heard Xia Yunjie say what if Acupuncture didn't work for weight loss, so he told me his secret trick for picking up girls. He immediately stood up and looked around for something to eat with his eyes green.

"Go away, I'm not a kindergarten kid, and I still bring food with me! If you want to eat, go to the canteen and buy it yourself." Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen saw Liu Leehom looking at them as if they were seeing fragrant food. Not only was it not enough for him to rummage around on their desks, but he also touched their bodies, as if they had delicious food hidden in their pockets. They were so frustrated that they simply knocked his fat hands off and rolled their eyes.

"Damn it, it's true! What kind of people are you all? You didn't bring anything to eat when you came to work this morning!" Seeing that he couldn't find anything to eat, Liu Leehom was stunned, just like Lu Gaoda and others, and was shaking all over. Fatty hurried out of the office and went straight to the canteen.

"Holy shit!" Seeing Leehom Liu who was listless and weak before, rushing out of the office in a gust of wind, everyone opened their mouths and couldn't help but use vulgar words, even a beautiful secretary like Yang Shuqin was no exception. And Xia Yunjie watched Liu Leehom rush out of the office in a gust of wind, and he didn't know whether he should cry or laugh!

What a failure as a Ph.D. supervisor! As soon as he mentioned the trick to pick up girls, this guy was convinced, but when it came to his own medical skills, this guy didn't care at all.

For a long time, just when Xia Yunjie didn't know whether to cry or laugh, he suddenly felt chilled all over. He hurriedly raised his eyes and found that Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen were approaching him with sly smiles on their faces.

"I said, Teacher Xia, my family actually arranged a blind date for me this summer, and I also fell in love with one, but the other person thought I was too short and said that unless I grew five centimeters taller in two months, there would be no chance. Originally, I was going to have a bone-breaking surgery to increase my height. However, I heard that stimulating acupuncture points with acupuncture can also achieve the effect of increasing my height. Teacher Xia, your acupuncture skills are so powerful, why don't you give me some acupuncture too. If there is no effect within five days. It doesn't matter if it's obvious, just teach me a few tricks to pick up girls." Lu Gaoda stood on tiptoes and put his arms around Xia Yunjie's neck.

"Go, go, with your height, there's no point in being five centimeters taller." Fan Xuewen pushed Lu Gaoda away, then with a smile on his face, he put his arm around Xia Yunjie's shoulders and said, "Teacher Xia, actually, This summer vacation, my family also arranged a blind date for me. But they thought I was too thin, so I overeated for the past two days, trying to gain weight. But you also know that overeating is very unhealthy Yes, so I was wondering if you could also give me some acupuncture. It doesn’t matter if the effect is not obvious, but if it really doesn’t work, just teach me some tricks for picking up girls.”

Xia Yunjie looked at Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen, two university teachers in the same office. He couldn't help but slap his forehead and said, "I don't have any tricks for picking up girls, but I do have a few tricks for acupuncture. Mr. Lu, although you are older, Although you are very old, I can still make you grow three to five centimeters taller. As for Teacher Fan, you have a small problem with gastrointestinal absorption. If you really want to gain some weight, it's not a problem. "

"Really?" Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen said without giving up after hearing this.

"Really not. If it were true, could I watch you being single? Can I watch Teacher Liu self-abuse?" Xia Yunjie said angrily.

"Then how did you pick up so many beauties?" Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen still refused to give up.

"If you are as handsome as me, young and have such a high professional title, and have excellent medical skills, you will understand." Xia Yunjie replied.

"Tch!" Lu Gaoda and Fan Xuewen both gave Xia Yunjie a look of contempt.

"So, Teacher Xia, are you saying this on purpose to deceive Teacher Liu into eating? This is a good idea, but after five days, what if you don't really give Teacher Liu a trick?" Li Xiaoshi listened. De's eyes lit up and he asked.