Diary of the life of a working wizard

"Why am I drunk? How can I be drunk? It's fine now, things are going to be a big deal." He fled the house where Wu Yuqi and the three of them lived as if they were running away, looking up at the dazzling sunshine in the sky, Thinking of the dazzling scene he just saw, Xia Yunjie felt like crying because of his impulsiveness last night.

With his head down, lost in thought, and still thinking about what had just happened, Xia Yunjie suddenly heard a familiar and somewhat curious voice in his ears: "Teacher Xia, did you just come back?"

"Yes," Xia Yunjie subconsciously raised his head and replied.

When he looked up, Xia Yunjie realized that he had unknowingly returned to the singles dormitory. Two teachers came down the stairs. They were Liu Leehom and Lu Gaoda who were in the same office.

"No, you really just came back? You weren't with that Wu Yuqi and the other three last night, were you?" Liu Leehom and Lu Gaoda suddenly lit up when they heard this, and they couldn't believe it.

Xia Yunjie was feeling guilty at this time, and he was not the kind of person who could tell lies just by opening his mouth. Suddenly, Liu Leehom and Lu Gaoda hit the mark with their words.

"Holy shit"

"Holy shit"

Seeing Xia Yunjie's embarrassed and guilty look, Liu Leehom and Lu Gaoda couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and subconsciously blurted out swear words.

"Ahem, don't get me wrong. I was just drunk last night and slept with them. I didn't do anything else." Xia Yunjie couldn't help but feel more guilty when he saw the stunned look of the two of them.

"Damn it, men and women are sleeping together, so what's the point of not doing anything? Then can you tell me, what does it mean?" Liu Leehom's eyes turned green when he saw Xia Yunjie say this, and he almost reached out to grab it. Xia Yunjie's collar.

It's so annoying that people are more popular than others. I'm already thirty years old and I'm still struggling to get out of being a bachelor. But this guy, who was only in his early twenties and slept with three women, has the audacity to say that everything else is wrong. did not do

"And there are three of them. God, how happy that would be. It's so desirable." Lu Gaoda added with a longing look on his face, thinking that this was not a scene suitable for children.

"What are you yearning for? This guy doesn't go to the cafeteria to eat at noon and is blocking the stairs and yelling." Just as he was talking, Secretary Yang Shuqin came down the stairs.

Yang Shuqin is also a single teacher and has no ability to buy a house outside for the time being, so naturally she lives in a dormitory for single teachers.

"I long to sleep with three women," Lu Gaoda replied subconsciously.

However, Lu Gao felt something bad as soon as he said the big words. This is secretary Yang Shuqin. How could he say such things to a female teacher?

"Bah, why do you men have such dirty thoughts? You are stuck on the stairs in the middle of the day, saying such things, and you are not afraid of being overheard by the students and leading them to bad behavior." Yang Shuqin couldn't help but blushed when she heard this, and she said repeatedly road.

As she spoke, Yang Shuqin flew past Lu Gaoda and the others and headed downstairs. After all, she was a female teacher, and she was not very old. Even if she despised Lu Gaoda's words and deeds, she was still embarrassed to stand at the top of the stairs. Let's discuss sleeping with several women with them.

"Hey, Secretary Yang, I'm just yearning for it. Teacher Xia really slept last night!" Lu Gaoda saw that Yang Shuqin regarded him as a dirty pervert, and couldn't help but blurt out an explanation.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lu Gao realized that it was unreasonable to do so. After all, it was harmless to expose his shortcomings in a joking manner like last night, but today this was a real matter, but it was not something to be mentioned casually to the female teacher.

Sure enough, when Yang Shuqin heard this, her footsteps suddenly stopped and her eyes fell on Xia Yunjie. At this time, she finally discovered that Xia Yunjie was walking upstairs, and his clothes were a little disheveled. Apparently, he had stayed away all night last night and had just come back now.

"Ahem, Teacher Xia, I'm sorry, I was just in a hurry and let something slip." When Lu Gaoda saw Yang Shuqin stop and look at Xia Yunjie, he couldn't help but said to Xia Yunjie with an embarrassed and apologetic look.

It's okay that Lu Gaoda didn't apologize. This apology naturally confirmed what he mentioned before. Yang Shuqin, who had a good impression of Xia Yunjie and even had a vague interest in him secretly, was so embarrassed that she stamped her feet in embarrassment. I kicked a few feet and then went downstairs.

Xia Yunjie saw that Yang Shuqin had misunderstood him and wanted to reach out to stop her, but finally retracted his hand.

Is there anything to explain? I have several women.

"Teacher Xia" Lu Gaoda saw Yang Shuqin leaving angrily, and he felt more and more guilty looking at Xia Yunjie.

They were bystanders, and they could vaguely see that Yang Shuqin actually had some interest in Xia Yunjie, but of course now she had no interest at all.

"It doesn't matter." Xia Yunjie waved his hand and said with a bitter smile.

It seems that I finally got rid of the nickname "Xia Zhuanyi", but now I have another nickname "Xia Pervert".

"Teacher Lu, you are serious. We male teachers can only talk about this kind of thing among ourselves. How can you tell Yang Shuqin?" The person involved said it didn't matter, but Liu Leehom glared at Lu Gaoda with an annoyed look and criticized.

"Yes, yes, I was confused for a moment." Lu Gaoda nodded and admitted his mistake.

"But Teacher Xia, although Secretary Yang and the others don't agree with you, I admire you from the bottom of my heart. You are so awesome. You are even better than those officials." After criticizing Lu Gaoda, Liu Leehom walked over to Beside Xia Yunjie, he put his fat hand around Xia Yunjie's shoulders and gave him a thumbs up.

"Yes, yes, you are simply my idol," Lu Gao Dalian nodded.

"Idol, I felt very strongly about Chen Jing last night, so just go ahead and teach me a few tricks," Liu Leehom said with a flattering smile.

"Go, go, think of your own way. I'm just a teacher, not an expert in picking up girls." Xia Yunjie heard this and slapped Liu Leehom's arm around his shoulders angrily.

“Mr.

"Do you want to chase Chen Jing?" Xia Yunjie was so entangled by Liu Leehom that he had no choice but to stare and ask.

"Yes, yes, you should give me a trick or two quickly." Liu Leehom said with a shy face and nodded repeatedly.

"It's very simple." Xia Yunjie said.

"Really? Say it quickly, say it quickly," Liu Leehom's eyes suddenly shone when he heard this and urged.

"Two words" Xia Yunjie smiled at Liu Leehom, stretched out two fingers, and said seriously: "Lose weight."

"Fuck you, isn't it the same as if you didn't tell me? If I could lose weight, just based on my image of a beautiful tree facing the wind, do I still need to ask for your help? There are girls who have already taken the initiative to throw themselves into your arms." Liu Leehom heard. Yan couldn't help but glared angrily.

"Teacher Liu, it seems that you have been like this since the day I met you." Lu Gaoda reminded "kindly".

"Tch, have you ever been tall?" Liu Leehom asked without blushing at all.

Lu Gaoda suddenly lowered his head in depression. No matter how Liu Leehom said he still had hope of losing weight, at this age he had no hope of gaining any height at all.

"Actually, whether it's to lose weight or gain height, I still have some unique secrets, acupuncture and unique medicinal prescriptions. Do you want to give it a try?" Xia Yunjie asked.

"Thank you, Teacher Xia, for your kindness. I'd better go to the cafeteria with Teacher Lu to eat. I'll eat less and he'll eat more. The effect should be stronger than your unique secret." Liu Leehom patted Xia Yunjie on the shoulder and said.

"If you can really eat less, it should be effective. I'll forget it. Now that the country is short of food, we won't waste it. We'd better eat less." Lu Gaoda laughed at himself.

"Actually, it's not too difficult for me to lose weight and gain height..." Xia Yunjie said.

But before Xia Yunjie finished speaking, Lu Gaoda and Liu Leehom had already gone downstairs.

Seeing that these two guys didn't believe what he said, Xia Yunjie could only smile and shake his head, but did not catch up. Firstly, he was not in the mood at the moment, and secondly, he felt that Lu Gaoda and Liu Leehom were quite good the way they were now, and there was no need for major "plastic surgery."

After returning to the single dormitory, Xia Yunjie washed up and did not go to the cafeteria to eat. He spent the entire afternoon recalling what happened after being drunk last night. As he said to Liu Leehom and Lu Gaoda, it was really just that everyone was together. After a good sleep, nothing else happened.

Of course, there is inevitably contact between limbs while sleeping, and the clothes seem to be missing.

Even though he had clarified his thoughts, and even though he knew that there was no substantial relationship between him and Wu Yuqi, Xia Yunjie still felt uneasy all afternoon, fearing that Wu Yuqi and the others would call.

If they really called, Xia Yunjie really didn't know how to talk to them. Fortunately, they didn't call until the sun was about to go down, which calmed down Xia Yunjie's uneasy mood.

I hope this matter will go away like this, Xia Yunjie watched the fiery red sun gradually setting, praying in his heart.

The sun finally set and night began to fall, Xia Yunjie finally stopped thinking about what happened last night. Then he remembered calling his parents.

A few days ago, my parents suddenly said that traveling to Hong Kong and Macao has become more popular recently, and they wanted to take advantage of their good health to go to the Special Administrative Region with a group. When Xia Yunjie heard that his parents wanted to travel to Hong Kong and Macao, he was worried that they had never traveled far, so he said that he would accompany them and told them not to go with a group. He also told them that he also knew people in Hong Kong who would arrange everything. Unexpectedly, my parents had very good ideas. They said that they now like to live their own lives and do not need a young man like him to follow them, and they do not like to trouble others. They also said that many people in the countryside now go out with groups to play and come back. After that, they talked so much that they both wanted to experience it.

Xia Yunjie knew that his parents were still farmers at heart. In fact, the idea of ​​traveling to Hong Kong and Macao with a group was already ahead of the times compared to people in rural areas. If he had arranged it properly, the span would be too big at once, maybe On the contrary, they felt uncomfortable. Just like I thought they would like Kuoshan Wonderland, but they wanted to go home after less than a week. This is just like many young people who have successful careers in cities now bring their elderly people from the countryside to the city, hoping that they will live a life in the city and enjoy happiness, but in reality? Old people often still like to return to their familiar and quiet countryside. So in the end Xia Yunjie followed his parents. Anyway, he had put a large amount of money into their cards. They could live as they wanted and travel as they wanted, as long as they liked and were happy.