Diary of the life of a working wizard

"You're back. Why are you so late today?" Shen Liti didn't get up when she saw Xia Yunjie coming back. She just quietly gathered the hem of her skirt and said hello casually.

"A friend's house is haunted, so I helped her chase away the ghosts." Xia Yunjie withdrew his gaze from the plump thighs that were already covered by the skirt, suppressed the desire that was about to arouse, and replied casually.

He knew that with this kind of problem, telling the truth was easier than lying.

Sure enough, when Shen Liti heard this, she picked up the pillow and threw it at him, laughing and scolding: "Driving out ghosts? You really think of yourself as a semi-immortal! I think it's better to hang out with the beautiful women in the bar!"

"You already know, so why are you asking?" Xia Yunjie casually took the pillow and rolled his eyes, neither admitting nor denying.

He didn't want Shen Liti to treat him as a gay, so she had a good guess.

"No man is good at anything!" Seeing that Xia Yunjie did not deny it, Shen Liti couldn't help but roll her eyes at him and spat.

Xia Yunjie has been hanging out with girls a lot now, so he has learned his lesson. He didn't argue when he heard this, and changed the subject directly: "I'm going to take a shower. You should go to bed early, or else you'll turn into a giant panda tomorrow."

As he said that, he threw the pillow back on the sofa.

"Go and take a bath, you don't have to worry about me changing into a giant panda!" Shen Liti took the pillow and hugged it in her arms, pouting, seeming to be inexplicably angry.

"What? Did you get angry on the plane today?" Xia Yunjie was slightly startled when he heard this and asked with concern.

"Stop being so pretentious. You didn't come back until this time. Do you still care about me?" Shen Liti rolled her eyes.

Xia Yunjie was scolded by Shen Liti. He looked at Shen Liti for a moment and didn't know how to answer.

"Puch! I'm kidding you. Go take a shower. I'm going to bed too. Good night!" Shen Liti couldn't help laughing when she saw Xia Yunjie's honest look. Then she rolled her eyes at him, got up, stretched and went back to the house. Go to sleep.

Seeing the tall and sexy Shen Liti turning back to the house, her round butt swinging under the hem of her silk skirt, Xia Yunjie couldn't help but think of the plump and soft piece he had touched not long ago.

I just heard that he was fooling around, and it seemed like I was really a little angry. Am I having a mental problem? Returning to her bedroom, Shen Liti lay on the bed and thought vaguely, and then fell asleep.

The next day, when Xia Yunjie was reading and studying in his room, he suddenly heard a sharp "ah" sound coming from the bathroom, and he was so frightened that he ran out in a hurry.

"Hey, what's going on?" Xia Yunjie knocked on the bathroom door.

"Ah, I'm too embarrassed to see anyone!" The door suddenly opened, and Shen Liti was seen covering her face with her hands, as if the sky was falling.

"What happened? Why are you covering your face with your hands?" Xia Yunjie asked with confusion.

"You also said that it's all because of your crow's mouth? What's a giant panda? Look at it, look at it, it's really a giant panda now!" Xia Yunjie didn't ask, but she asked Shen Liti Feeling angry, he put his hands away from his face, raised his pink fist and hit Xia Yunjie on the shoulder.

Only then did Xia Yunjie realize that Shen Liti's originally charming eyes were now surrounded by darkness, and they really looked like panda eyes.

"This is none of my business. Your work is irregular, and you don't pay attention to rest. You often stay up late. It would be strange if you don't have dark circles under your eyes." Xia Yunjie said.

"Hey, do you have any sympathy for me? People are like this, and you still say that, can't you just give me some mercy?" Seeing Xia Yunjie's heartless words, Shen Liti couldn't help pouting in anger. .

"I'm kindly reminding you to pay attention to your rest and not to stay up late all the time. It's really hard to hear the advice!" Xia Yunjie has been with Shen Liti for a long time now, and he has gradually figured out her character. He shrugged after hearing this, pretending to be helpless and aggrieved. expression.

"You still said, you still said! I never had dark circles under my eyes before, it was just because of your crow mouth!" Shen Liti became even more angry after hearing this. As he spoke, he raised his pink fist again, gritting his teeth and wanting to hit Xia Yunjie again.

"Okay, okay. It's my Crow Mouth Head Office. Come and have breakfast. I specially cooked red date and lotus seed porridge for you in the morning. It nourishes blood and replenishes deficiency. It can prevent and treat dark circles." Xia Yunjie couldn't withstand Shen Liti's attack. , had no choice but to surrender.

"Really? Did you specially cook red date and lotus seed porridge?" When Shen Liti heard this, her raised hand froze in mid-air, and a touch of emotion flashed in her eyes.

"Of course it's true. I don't want to face a giant panda every morning." Xia Yunjie said sarcastically.

"You still have some conscience!" Although Shen Liti was ridiculed by Xia Yunjie this time, Shen Liti was rare and not angry. Instead, she rolled her eyes at him, and then went to serve the porridge happily.

After staying up all night, Shen Liti felt very good when she ate the sweet and delicious red date and lotus seed porridge in the morning.

"Hey, Master, it's a pity that you don't open a restaurant. With your skills, the restaurant business will definitely be booming." Shen Liti couldn't help but praise while eating.

"Do you think I'm someone who has the money to open a restaurant?" Xia Yunjie rolled his eyes.

"That's true. By the way, master, do you think this red date and lotus seed porridge can really eliminate dark circles?" Shen Liti nodded and changed the subject in time.

"Dark circles are generally divided into two colors, one is cyan dark circles, and the other is brown dark circles. Different colors generally have different causes. Brown dark circles are generally related to aging and pigmentation caused by long-term sun exposure, while cyan dark circles Eye circles, which is what you have now, are often caused by an abnormal lifestyle and frequent staying up late, resulting in slow blood flow in the capillaries, insufficient oxygen supply to the red blood cells of the eye skin, and excessive accumulation of carbon dioxide and metabolic waste in the veins, resulting in chronic surname. Lack of oxygen leads to the formation of dark circles. Red date and lotus seed porridge can replenish blood, strengthen the spleen, nourish the kidneys, soothe the mind, and replenish deficiency. As long as you eat some red date and lotus seed porridge in the morning every other day and try not to stay up late at night, dark circles can definitely be eliminated. "Xia Yunjie talked eloquently.

How did Shen Liti know that Xia Yunjie was far more than just a bar worker? He was also a top witch doctor. He was very easy to talk about dark circles under his eyes and spoke eloquently. When Shen Liti heard this, her panda eyes couldn't help but widen, and she looked up and down curiously. Looking at Xia Yunjie, it was as if she suddenly didn't recognize him.

"Can you please stop looking at me like this?" Xia Yunjie felt a little hairy after being looked at by Shen Liti.

"Master, you know a lot. Don't tell me, besides being a fortune teller, you are also a doctor?" Shen Liti exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"You guessed it right, I am not only a fortune teller, a doctor at the First Affiliated Hospital of Jiangzhou University, but also a visiting professor at Jiangzhou University!" Xia Yunjie knew that if he denied it, Shen Liti would definitely want to Ask him about it and be more serious with him, and simply tell the truth in a coaxing way. Shen Liti will definitely not believe it anyway.

In fact, if Xia Yunjie hadn't known about his mysterious ability, even he would never have believed that he, a bar worker, was actually a visiting doctor in the hospital and a visiting professor in the school.

"Tch, why don't you just say that you remember it when you are still the party secretary of Jiangzhou City!" Sure enough, Shen Liti immediately said disdainfully after hearing this, and forgot to ask Xia Yunjie how he knew the medical knowledge about dark circles.

"Hey, don't mention it. Although I am not the Party Secretary of Jiangzhou City, the Party Secretary of Jiangzhou City really knows me." Xia Yunjie said.

"Oh, God, I can't stand birds! I think you are not only a master of deception, but also a master of bragging!" Shen Liti exaggeratedly slapped her forehead when she heard this, making an expression as if she couldn't stand it.

"If you don't believe me, just eat it slowly." Xia Yunjie naturally knew that Shen Liti wouldn't believe it, so he stood up and walked into the room deliberately unconvinced.

He will continue to read and study. These days, diplomas are hard to come by. He wants to become a white-collar worker as soon as possible, so he has to study hard to get a junior college or even undergraduate diploma as soon as possible, especially English, which is the most difficult subject for him.

When Shen Liti saw Xia Yunjie getting up and walking into the room, she stuck out her tongue at his back.

Now the longer she gets along with Xia Yunjie, the more Shen Liti realizes that Xia Yunjie is indeed a good man, and the more casual she becomes with Xia Yunjie. Sometimes she inevitably reveals her naughty side, following the polite, elegant and mature stewardess on the plane. The image is completely different.

After Xia Yunjie returned to the room, Shen Liti slowly tasted red date and lotus seed porridge. I don’t know what Xia Yunjie’s porridge is made of. It’s sweet but not greasy, fragrant and delicious. As she ate, Shen Liti couldn't help showing a hint of tenderness in her eyes, and an indescribable sweetness flowed in her heart, just like the big red dates in the porridge.

After finishing the porridge and putting away the dishes, Shen Liti went to the bathroom mirror and took a look. The dark circles under her eyes were still there. Although she has a pair of dark circles under her eyes, she is still a beautiful woman. She can recover as long as she takes a good rest for a day or two, but women cannot tolerate flaws in their appearance for a moment.

The same goes for Shen Liti. She washed her eyes again, then applied an eye mask. After tearing off the eye mask, she applied toner, and finally carefully applied eye cream. After a long time of tossing, when she faced the mirror again and looked at it carefully, the dark circles under her eyes were gone. It's improved a lot, but it's still obvious.

When Shen Liti saw this, she couldn't help pouting and stamping her feet in front of the mirror in anger and frustration. After stamping her feet for a while, Shen Liti came to the door of Xia Yunjie's bedroom.

"Hey, I'm reading again! Don't think you're a nerd!" Shen Liti knocked on the bedroom door and said. There was a hint of appreciation and admiration in his eyes as he spoke.

Although Xia Yunjie's job as a bartender is not very popular, nor does it catch Shen Liti's eyes. After all, in 2003, domestic flight attendants were still quite good. Not only were their incomes high, but their figures and looks were all carefully selected. Wearing flight attendant uniforms at the airport and twisting their waists in the cabin always gave people a sense of amazement. a feeling of. Therefore, stewardesses are always surrounded by rich, powerful and successful men.

A beautiful stewardess like Shen Liti is naturally surrounded by successful men who love and pursue her. Therefore, Xia Yunjie, a bar worker, is really miserable compared to the successful men who love and pursue Shen Liti. But Xia Yunjie's simplicity and motivation always moved Shen Liti inadvertently. Sometimes Shen Liti would even subconsciously compare Xia Yunjie with those successful men. Shen Liti would be surprised to find that she actually admired men like Xia Yunjie more, even though he was poor, even though he had nothing.