Diary of the life of a working wizard

"No, am I super rich and handsome and you would take the initiative to call me? I remember you weren't so snobbish before!" Listening to the familiar voice and the familiar tone, Xia Yunjie's mind quickly flew to the place where the two of them shared a house. Every moment, a faint smile couldn't help but escape from the corner of his mouth, and he asked.

"Humph, isn't it okay to be snobbish? Is snobbery wrong? Does it mean that it's noble and normal for me to call a pauper every now and then? I'm mentally ill!" Shen Liti gritted her teeth even more when she saw that Xia Yunjie asked her back.

"Haha, it seems like I'm just a pauper!" Xia Yunjie couldn't help laughing after hearing this.

"You stinky master, how dare you go around the corner and call me mentally ill! I, I'm not done with you!" Shen Liti was slightly startled when she heard this, and then suddenly screamed.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong. I will take the initiative to call you often in the future until you get nervous when you hear the ringtone!" Xia Yunjie didn't dare to really make Shen Liti angry. He quickly stopped and admitted his mistake.

"That's what you said!" Seeing Xia Yunjie admit his mistake, Shen Liti turned from anger to joy, with a look of pride on her face.

She doesn't know why, but she feels bored when so many men please her when she works in an airline company. But as long as Xia Yunjie takes a step back casually, she will feel a sense of pride and sweetness.

"That's what I said. But Liti, there's one thing I have to make clear in advance." Xia Yunjie felt an inexplicable warmth and sweetness in his heart, and at the same time, he also felt a little panicked and guilty.

He is no longer an emotional baby. A girl forces you to call her. Maybe Shen Liti, a girl who has never been in love, doesn't understand what it means, but Xia Yunjie has already understood it. A lot.

"What's going on?" Shen Liti was slightly startled and asked.

"I'm not super rich, handsome!" Xia Yunjie replied seriously.

"Well, you stinky master, you still dare to go around the corner and scold me!" Shen Liti was slightly startled when she heard this, and then she understood. Isn't this just another way to laugh at her own brain problems? He couldn't help but gnashed his teeth and cursed again. But as she gritted her teeth, a blush crept up on her pretty face.

Yes, you obviously know that he is not rich, handsome, but why do you still care so much about his phone number? Is it really like Du Haiqiong said that she fell in love with him unknowingly?

"Okay, okay, I won't joke with you. Tell me, what's the matter with this beautiful lady calling me today?" Xia Yunjie noticed that Shen Liti was gnashing her teeth again, and did not dare to continue teasing, so she hurriedly changed the subject. asked.

"Huh, can't I call you if I have nothing to do? I'm not as ruthless and unjust as you!" Shen Liti was obviously still angry and said angrily when she heard this.

"That's right, that's right. But I'm driving. If the police see me, I'll be fined. If there's nothing else, how about we talk on the phone another day?" Shen Liti's angrily words were too "ambiguous". Xia Yunjie felt panicked and said hurriedly.

"Tch, you're driving? Is the car going to drive you?" Shen Liti immediately said disdainfully after hearing this.

"What are you doing? You look down on people, right! Haven't you ever heard that people will look up to you in three days? Although I'm not rich, handsome, but I can still drive a small car and live a bourgeois life." Xia Yunjie wanted to hang up the phone early, but Seeing Shen Liti say this, she couldn't help but argue with her.

"Gee, you're just pretending to be a ghost, and you're still looking at me with admiration after three days apart! Okay, I don't want to listen to your nonsense, are you free these two days? I need your help with something." Seeing Xia Yunjie coaxing Shen Liti couldn't help but want to laugh and hit him, but in the end she remembered her lifelong events and turned to business.

"Tch, I thought you were really fine and wanted to talk to me on the phone. It turns out you have something to ask me for help!" Xia Yunjie felt a little disappointed when he heard this.

"Giggle, I'll talk to you on the phone if I have nothing to do. You're so beautiful!" Shen Liti couldn't help but laugh happily after hearing Xia Yunjie's shocked voice.

"Haha, tell me, what do you need my help with? You're not going to ask me to pretend to be your boyfriend, are you?" Seeing Shen Liti smiling so happily, with a hint of inner pride in her laughter, Xia Yunjie's disappointed expression The mood quickly disappeared and he asked with a smile.

"No! Master, you don't really know how to tell fortunes, do you? I haven't even told you yet, how do you know it?" Liti exclaimed in surprise when she heard this.

"Isn't it? You called me, are you really going to ask me to pretend to be your boyfriend?" Xia Yunjie was dumbfounded, so he just said it casually, but he didn't expect that he would be right.

What kind of world is this? How come I have become a professional pretending to be a boyfriend since I graduated? Is my pretty face suitable for pretending to be a boyfriend? Not long ago, she made a guest appearance as Du Haiqiong's boyfriend, and now it's Shen Liti's turn.

"Nonsense, I'm not asking you to pretend to be my boyfriend, but I'm asking you to really be my boyfriend!" Shen Liti couldn't help but feel a little depressed when she saw that Xia Yunjie's reaction was not surprise, but frightened.

Shen Liti has always been surrounded by men when she has grown up, so it would be nice to switch to a guy like Xia Yunjie. From the first time they met in a taxi, this guy has always been rude to her. Even now, she still takes the initiative. I called him a lot.

Like today, if it were a man who heard the news, he would have been so happy that he would smoke the smoke from his ancestral grave, but fortunately, this boy was actually frightened.

"I know, I know. But, can you find someone else? I'm really not good at playing boyfriend." Xia Yunjie came back to his senses and said with fear.

Just kidding, I pretended to be Du Haiqiong last time. First, I was interrogated for a long time by my seven aunts and eight aunts, and then I spent a long night in the same room with Du Haiqiong. Xia Yunjie still has lingering fears, and now he is jumping When Shen Liti comes out, can he not be frightened?

When Shen Liti heard this, she felt angry! I thought to myself, Xia Yunjie, you can just play Du Haiqiong’s boyfriend. If you’re not good at playing my boyfriend, just find someone else!

"Are you not good at it? Master Xia, can you tell me how you successfully played the role of Du Haiqiong's boyfriend and made her whole family happy?" Shen Liti was angry in her heart, so her words naturally came with a hint of anger. A squeeze, and of course a sour taste.

"Ah, Du Haiqiong told you! This woman, she asked me to keep her secret!" Xia Yunjie felt depressed when he heard this. If he had known that Du Haiqiong had already told Shen Liti, he would not have said that. Now it makes him a villain without friendship.

"Hmph, if you can believe what a woman says, a sow can even climb a tree!" Shen Liti said matter-of-factly.

"Ahem, you seem to be a woman too," Xia Yunjie reminded kindly.

"I want you to take care of it! Tell me, will you help?" Shen Liti asked very "overbearingly".

"We are all friends. From the bottom of my heart, of course I am willing to help. But you also know that although I successfully played Hai Qiong's boyfriend last time, it also left a lot of trouble. For example, her family is now very She likes me and has already started asking about when we will get married. Her parents thought that Haiqiong and I were already in love, so they arranged us in the same room. Think about it, what if your family also... ..." Now that Du Haiqiong had confessed everything to Shen Liti, Xia Yunjie naturally couldn't refuse directly at this time. Instead, he began to analyze the pros and cons of pretending to be her boyfriend to dispel her ridiculous idea.

"Wait, what did you just say? You said you and Hai Qiong were in the same room?" Xia Yunjie was interrupted by Shen Liti before he could finish speaking.

"Ahem, ah, um, oh, no, no..." When Shen Liti interrupted, Xia Yunjie was dumbfounded again. Damn, I've gone too far! That woman Du Haiqiong didn't even mention having sex at all!

"No, it's nothing? Did we not share the same room or go to bed?" Shen Liti interrupted again.

"Ahem, this is not the main problem. The problem is that we can deceive for a while, but we can't deceive for a lifetime! Look, it will be difficult for Du Haiqiong and I to end up now! I am worried every day now, what if her parents want to see us? What should we do? What should we do if we are urged to get married? Fortunately, Du Haiqiong is far away in Hong Kong and rarely goes home for several months. He can still delay it, but you are different. You are in Haizhou City. If this really happens to your father, Mom was fooled, and they are urging us to get married, so it won't be over!" Xia Yunjie didn't dare to continue talking to Shen Liti about having sex or going to bed. This kind of thing would only get darker and darker, so he hurriedly changed the subject Bringing it back to pretending to be a boyfriend, of course, the main purpose is to persuade Shen Liti to give up this idea.

"Seeing as how scared you are, the worst case scenario is that we'll get married!" Shen Liti blurted out.

"What? Get... get married! Please, please don't joke around!" Not to mention, Shen Liti's words really shocked Xia Yunjie.

Get married, how to get married? There are several women outside him! Either they all get married together, or they all drag it out like this. It makes no sense to just marry one of them in a grand way and leave the other women aside. Not to mention that Shen Liti is not his woman yet!

Shen Liti just blurted out subconsciously. After she said the words, she secretly cursed herself for not speaking properly. At the same time, her pretty face became redder and redder, as if she was afraid that Xia Yunjie really thought that she fell in love with him and would not marry him unless he was the one.

But Shen Liti never expected that Xia Yunjie would react like this. She couldn't help shouting in shame and annoyance: "Hey, Xia Yunjie, you stinky stickman, stinky master, what's your attitude? Is this the way I am?" Are you inferior? Isn't it worthy of you? As for being scared like this? Let me tell you, you want to marry this girl, but I won't marry you yet. If you want money, you have no money, and you want no appearance, you can just grab someone on the street. A man is better than you."

"That's right, that's right. In that case, why don't you grab a random man and pretend to be him?" Xia Yunjie said with great relief.

"Xia Yunjie! If you continue to refuse like this, don't blame me for breaking up with you!" Seeing Xia Yunjie's obvious relief and fear of being unable to escape, Shen Liti couldn't help but start gnashing her teeth.